Schrödinger's straight man

After Yao Ruolin played the game, he thought about Huainan Jun's fallacies carefully, and had to admit that now is indeed a good time to stop losses in time: Qin Shaoyou is tied down by trivial things in reality, even if he gets angry after knowing the truth, he will not be angry for a long time , He didn't have so much energy to worry about, or he piled up all his troubles and became numb, so he didn't bother to worry about it.

He once again fumbled over the words on Qin Shaoyou's WeChat, as if he was writing some masterpiece, and he couldn't figure out a word in half an hour.But he was too concentrated, and the room was very quiet, he leaned on the pillow and yawned unavoidably, his eyelids were as heavy as lead, and he fell asleep unknowingly.When the mobile phone rang in the early morning, he was startled like waking up from a nightmare, and he reflexively threw something out of his hand,

The mobile phone without a protective case hit the wall, knocked off a decorative painting, the glass of the photo frame shattered to the ground, and the screen of the mobile phone unfortunately climbed into cracks like spider webs.The alarm bell rang twice, then suddenly became dumb, and no longer made the floor buzz.

Yao Ruolin's heart was still pounding, and his chest was almost bulging. He pinched the bridge of his nose angrily, and felt that his cervical spine was starting to ache.Daniel was about to wake him up for breakfast when he heard an unusual noise outside the door. He knocked lightly on the door and asked worriedly, "What's the matter with you, Yao?" After immigrating for a long time, his language habits became a bit out of place. Foreigners like to only be called by Chinese surnames.

"It's okay, I accidentally broke the phone." Yao Ruolin said through the door.He could hear the irritability in his tone just by listening, it was heavier than a person who only slept for two hours when he woke up.

He hurriedly washed up in the bathroom in the bedroom, changed his clothes and went downstairs.Breakfast is still bacon, fried eggs, and black coffee. How long Daniel has lived in his house, he has eaten these foods for as many days, and even the heat has not changed.After Yao Ruolin ate the bacon whole, it was the first time that the fried poached egg was greasy, so he flicked the fork a few times to give up, and before going out, he told Daniel to remember to let her clean the master bedroom on the second floor when the cleaning aunt came.

Passing by the International Plaza on his way to work, he didn't forget to stop by the side for a while, wanting to buy a new mobile phone.But his working hours are earlier than nine o'clock, and many stores along the way are not open. Only one half of the counter is doing maintenance, and half of the counter is a small shop selling domestic mobile phones.

Yao Ruolin picked out a pure black domestic mobile phone that didn't look too fancy, but there were so many gifts that he couldn't spare a third hand to hold it, so he threw it in the back seat of the car.When I got to the company and entered the office, I took out the cut-out SIM card from my pocket and was about to put it into a new mobile phone, only to realize that the Android card slot in hand was bigger than the Apple one.

"Oh shit."

The unknown anger that he had simmered all morning finally exploded to the extreme, and he blurted out the dirty words that he usually doesn't say easily.Even though he deliberately lowered his voice, the pupils of the interns who followed him into the office to deliver the proposals were so frightened that their pupils constricted for a moment. I was quite surprised that such a gentle and elegant person as Mr. Yao would scold his mother?

Yao Ruolin was originally standing in front of the desk with his back to the intern, but when he walked around behind the desk in the office, the displeasure on his face had already dissipated with the words.He opened the first drawer smoothly, threw the new mobile phone in, and slightly raised his sharp chin at the intern: "Just put the folder on the table, and I'll call you if I need anything." The corners are slightly upturned, and even though the face is expressionless, the lips seem to be smiling when they open and close. With the gentle Jiangnan accent, he is still the gentle Yao Ruolin in the eyes of outsiders.

The intern had heard about this excellent-looking boss for a long time, knowing that he hated getting too close to strangers, and was afraid of smelling strange smells. After stretching his arms and putting down a thick stack of folders, he tiptoed to Go to the office door and go out.

The landline on Yao Ruolin's desk is the company's internal line, and he doesn't want his secretary to run errands for him to go to the mall again. Later, his parents will repeat the same old tune and nag him again about the trouble of living alone. Forcing him to move back home.So it was rare for him not to play the game this day, and he was also looking at the plan in his spare time, and he almost couldn't get out of work.Qin Shaoyou asked him about things on WeChat, but he only saw it when he turned off the computer after get off work.

Qin Shaoyou said: "Are you guys in conflict with 'So Close to the End of the World' again? Why did Liuyun Suiyue say that there is not enough manpower, and asked Ming Mie to help."

Yao Ruolin didn't know what happened in the game, so he replied hastily: "I don't care about the affairs in the dormitory, I'll ask Mr. Huainan later." Then he hurriedly logged off.

Fang Qilian has a new girlfriend. It is said that she is the lead singer of an underground rock band. Naturally, she is dressed differently from the previous student who was a pure lady.Even he also threw away the glasses frames that were prettified, started to wear leather clothes, shaved his head, had tattoo stickers on his wrists, and tied a black choker with metallic geometric patterns around his neck.It looks pretty coquettish.

He and Daniel leaned on a Hummer and smoked. As soon as Yao Ruolin came out of the company gate, he saw a silver figure shining in the black by the side of the road, smoking with another hip-hop young man.He couldn't help squinting his eyes, and said with a smile: "I saw a dog leash shining in the setting sun from a distance, and I wondered where Daniel got such a tall dog, and it looked like a human being. Let's go." Take a closer look, it turned out to be you."

Fang Qilian pinched the cigarette butt, snorted a puff of white smoke from his nose, and said contemptuously: "I don't know as much as you bumpkin."

Daniel looked at Yao Ruolin, who was wearing a formal suit that fit him perfectly. He remembered that he had always been dressed like this social elite since he returned to China. He gave a "hmm" deeply and said, "It's really a bit rustic. People of my father's age You only button the top button when you wear a shirt."

Fang Qilian didn't agree with his words: "Your father is too old to be afraid of the cold, our Ruolin buttoning up like this is out of temperament." Regardless of standing on the road, he started to unbutton Yao Ruolin's collar.Yao Ruolin didn't dare to hide in the traffic, so he untied the top two pieces at once, revealing the straight collarbone that had been hidden under the shirt. The lines were as smooth as if they had been carefully polished with a carving knife.

The bones and flesh are uniform, warm and fragrant, and Daniel couldn't help whistling and sighing again and again, why didn't he think of Yao Ruolin as a model for him to draw musculoskeletons when he was learning the human body.

Fang Qilian wanted to pluck his hair, but Yao Ruolin quickly blocked him, parrying him while hiding in the car.Fang Qilian locked him in the car again and forced him to hold him down. He took off the black collar around his neck and put it on for him.Yao Ruolin has a thin neck, so he couldn't help buttoning it tightly, causing Yao Ruolin to touch the buckle on the back of his neck in the rearview mirror all the way, but he couldn't hook it off no matter what.Daniel was with Fang Qilian again, so he deliberately didn't help him, saying that this is really pretty, so don't take it.

When we arrived at the place to eat, it was a very quiet Japanese grocery store. Yao Ruolin couldn't keep touching his neck and pulling his collar in full view. If he wasn't used to it, he had to get used to wearing it, so he gave Fang Qilian a glare, and put on the collar Hang it around your neck.Fang Qilian pretended not to see, secretly smiling and looking elsewhere.

Fang Qilian's girlfriend was sitting in front of the teppanyaki with a few young girls she had brought to watch the chef cook the silver cod. The watery high ponytail was scalded into a shape similar to corn silk and exploded behind her head.Yao Ruolin subconsciously sat on the farthest side, fearing that the strange woman's hair would fall on him; he didn't know much about underground music, so he had nothing to talk about, so he shouldn't be there.

Those girls dressed up very hotly, but they were quite reserved.Except when they were seated, Fang Qilian introduced each of them one by one, exchanged a few polite greetings, and then said nothing, just immersed themselves in eating, and everyone listened to Fang Qilian and his girlfriend whispering together.

Whenever he was unable to speak in such a situation, Yao Ruolin really wanted to take out his mobile phone to play. Seeing that they were almost finished eating, he even ordered sake and brought it up. There was no sign of leaving at all, so he finally couldn’t help borrowing I took Daniel's mobile phone and inserted his own card, and secretly played the game.

President Dog is not online at the moment, and his own dormitory is full of new faces. After finishing the daily routine, he will log out dully and log in to WeChat to see who is online.Yao Ruolin quit Chairman Dog's dormitory, but he didn't quit his WeChat group. He often chatted with them, and every time he opened it, there were hundreds of messages. Today, it turned out to be quite deserted.

He asked, is there anyone who brushes Yuhun?For a long time no one answered.I also asked if anyone had played Chapter 23 to explore, but there was no response for a long time.

Yao Ruolin was wondering what happened today?He is the only one left alive in the whole world?A player with an animal head came out and said angrily: "Everyone is dead, Sakura Fuki, why are you still staying in our ghost house?"

He frowned, and replied angrily: "Did I offend you by asking a question? Why are you talking to me in such a tone."

In the past, people in the group thought that Ying Chuixue's character was quite interesting, like a firecracker would go off at one point, no wonder President Dog loved to tease him whenever he had something to do.But now I feel that he is a small-minded person who will retaliate every time he is wronged, and is a bad embryo.The player with the animal head was the earliest old member who founded the Yin Yang Liao with President Dog, and he was extremely loyal to the Xiao Yang, and immediately scolded viciously: "What immoral things did you do, Ying Chuixue, you don't know? I Just talk about why you suddenly shook hands with the president to make peace, and even ran to our dormitory to play together. So you are setting a trap. You have so many thoughts, can't you calculate something big in reality? Why waste your talent in the game and wrong you. "

Yao Ruolin was stunned by the scolding, his face changed, and he continued to ask: "What the hell did I do to me? Why am I being too thoughtful?" He didn't reveal too much real information to Chairman Dog. It stands to reason that The dog leader will not find out that he is pretending to be a woman now.

"You still pretend!" the player said angrily, "You said that your friend's house was bullied by 'Close to the End of the World', and you borrowed Liuyun Suiyue and Chicken Po to help, did you not be wronged? Fortunately, you are an undercover agent. It is not enough to dig out Liuyun Suiyue and the chicken mother-in-law. Even Mingmie and those people have been instigated. Now you are looking for someone to accompany you to brush Yuhun, do you want to dig out the rest? Walk?"

Yao Ruolin and Huainan Jun had indeed dug up Liuyun Suiyue and Chicken Po, but they were exposed by the player and did not dare to make a sound, so their aura was unavoidably lowered by half.But he was completely unfamiliar with Ming Mie, and was about to explain nicely to Ming Mie that those people were definitely not his abettors.The dog leader came out in time to stop the member from yelling, and said: "Everyone is gone, what's the use of being angry?"

Then he asked Yao Ruolin: "Ying Chuixue, I asked you about Ming Mie's past help, why didn't you dare answer me directly?"

Yao Ruolin explained: "My phone fell, and I didn't play the game today..." But before he could finish typing, Qin Shaoyou immediately sent a screenshot of his friends list, showing that Ying Chuixue was online 15 minutes ago, and said with a tacit understanding , "Do you want to say that you didn't play the game today?"

Yao Ruolin was taken aback, and quickly deleted the original sentence, wanting to explain in detail, but found that he was kicked out of the WeChat group by President Dog.

The author has something to say:

President Dog: Don't think that because you are beautiful, I dare not kick you!