Schrödinger's straight man

Qin Shaoyou spent the whole morning making drafts while slandering Yutou's crow's mouth. He even suspected that his recent troubles were due to talking too much with him, and he was overwhelmed by him.

Yutou kindly comforted him, but he was sprayed black all over him, and kept calling for grievances: "Don't blame me, you were the one who mentioned Yao Ruolin first, and you miss him every day, and this time your wish has finally come true." Taking advantage of Qin Shaoyou's absence, I gloated a lot on the hospital bed, and then teased: "You really have a chance to meet each other from thousands of miles away. No matter how many couples want to work in the same unit, there is no way to transfer jobs; you and him are fine, just do whatever you want." Then I changed jobs, and I ate rice cooked in a big pot by coincidence.”

Qin Shaoyou sneered and said, "He is the top leader, how could he have the same pot as a small employee like me." As he spoke, remembering that he had talked with Yao Ruolin about job hopping before, Yao Ruolin wished him success with a smile, but he actually said to him Don't try to tear me down, I'll regret it one by one.

Who would have thought that Qin Shaoyou's ability to travel thousands of miles in the future would really depend on Mr. Yao Ruolin who set up the stage for him?

Near noon, Yao Ruolin didn't make any noise except the moment he showed up in the morning, which caused a commotion.Qin Shaoyou was a little relieved, temporarily put down the stone, and went out to eat with his colleagues in the department.

The company's cafeteria has not yet been renovated, and this month, extra meal allowances were given to the employees to go to the nearby fast food restaurants to make ends meet.The high-tech zone is located in a remote area, almost at the edge of the city. Although various companies and enterprises are entrenched, there are few permanent residents, and the commercial street is naturally not as prosperous as the city.In a short road, apart from Wal-Mart and several famous fast-moving clothing brands, there are not many decent stores.

Fortunately, many people come to work by car. If you drive a few bus stops to the east, you will see a large amusement park, and a shopping plaza has been built nearby, with everything you need to eat, drink and play.During this period of time, Qin Shaoyou was taken out of restaurants by his colleagues to try new things everywhere.It happened that the temperature was cooling down today, and the air was damp and cold. When the indoor air conditioner was turned on, a white mist formed outside the glass window, making the people sitting under the window suddenly want to eat a steaming hot pot.

As soon as he got out of the elevator, he saw the vice president waiting for someone in the lobby, and his private car was parked at the door. It seemed that he had made an appointment with someone alone to go out.Qin Shaoyou subconsciously stepped in among his colleagues from the outside, fearing that the person waiting for the vice president was Yao Ruolin, how embarrassing would it be if he encountered such a juncture now?

But he came here for whatever he was afraid of. When Qin Shaoyou walked out of the company's gate, a familiar and long-lost voice suddenly sounded behind him, gentle and soft, with a slight Jiangnan accent, calling him: "Qin Shaoyou? What a coincidence, you also work here?"

At that moment, everyone's eyes were focused on his direction, both openly and secretly.Qin Shaoyou couldn't help but pause, turned around in embarrassment, with a false smile on the corner of his mouth, and politely called "Mr. Yao", and the tone of his reply was just right: "I didn't expect such a fate in my new job. .”

Yao Ruolin raised the corners of his lips, passed him in a straight line, and ended the short conversation without exchanging too many pleasantries; this behavior made their relationship seem very familiar, and seemed to be just a nod The politeness of the friendship is quite arousing.

At the beginning of Qin Shaoyou's job interview, Yao Ruolin asked the vice president to talk on his behalf when Yao Ruolin was not in China. The vice president surnamed Liao told him the situation in real time, and he was surprised.This intentional move in front of everyone in the company is just a malicious attempt to play Qin Shaoyou - he hides in the crowd as soon as he sees Vice President Liao, and Yao Ruolin watches from behind. Be clear.

Just don't let him wish.

Sure enough, when Qin Shaoyou went to the underground garage to pick up the car and came out, he stopped on the side of the road for a while, and Vice President Liao's car turned into a small black spot that couldn't be seen clearly before he stepped on the accelerator slowly.One is to avoid Yao Ruolin, and the other is to avoid colleagues with ambiguous expressions.He planned in his mind that when he was halfway through the drive, he would use the excuse that there was something wrong with the car and cancel the noon appointment, so as not to be questioned endlessly at the dinner table.

He was not very happy to make phone calls, and he was afraid that the other end would mention it face-to-face, so he had to say it on WeChat.As soon as the message was sent, he threw the phone on the passenger seat and prepared to return to the company.

But before turning around, Vice President Liao asked him about the situation in person. He glanced at the WeChat message on the lock screen, not daring to leave the leader alone, and was about to repeat the reason he made up in advance, when the bell rang again.Qin Shaoyou quickly parked the car and connected it. Vice President Liao's eager and kind voice echoed in the car: "Xiao Qin, which road are you driving now? I'll pick you up."

When Qin Shaoyou was asked straight to the point, he immediately understood that Vice President Liao was with his department colleagues at the moment.I don't usually see the leader caring about him so much, but now I have to push him over, thinking about it with my knees, I know it must be Yao Ruolin's idea.He hastily declined, and played Tai Chi with Vice President Liao. The two chattered for a long time, when the voice on the other end of the phone suddenly changed: "Qin Shaoyou, are you really not coming?"

Although Yao Ruolin was smiling, his tone was not very kind, and it sounded like a storm was about to come - Vice President Liao's WeChat message was originally intended to be sent by him, but he didn't know when Qin Shaoyou blocked him.

"I..." Qin Shaoyou's spine shivered inexplicably, and he thought to himself that he could endure the calm for a while and take a step back.What's more, the other party is still the big boss who pays the salary, so he changed his tone and flattered: "I will take a taxi there by myself, so I won't trouble Mr. Liao and Mr. Yao."

Unluckily, he spent money to call a towing company to tow the car back to the company, and paid for a rental car to go to the Hongmen banquet with his own money.

This time Yao Ruolin didn't deliberately punish Qin Shaoyou.He went abroad to play with Fang Qilian not long ago, and lived on a private island under his name, eating seafood risotto and vegetable salad with him every day.Seafood risotto is a local specialty, not to mention the strange seasoning, and the raw rice almost choked Yao Ruolin; the vegetable salad was Fang Qilian's girlfriend's diet meal, and Fang Qilian had to accompany her to eat whatever portion she ate, otherwise she would be alone. People are so miserable that they can't hold on.Fang Qilian was obedient and obedient on the surface, forcing Yao Ruolin to share the joys and sorrows together, so he got up at night and secretly steamed a bowl of egg custard with him to satisfy his cravings.

Fang Qilian's self-taught culinary skills are even more terrifying than Daniel's unchanging old three. Yao Ruolin was so suspicious that he added sea water when he beat eggs.After eating it once, he thanked Bumin. During the day, he would fight with his girlfriend and eat lettuce leaves; at night, when he was hungry, he would listen to the classic cross talk "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable" and learn from the ancients to draw cakes to satisfy his hunger.Occasionally, I still think of the barbecue that I had with Qin Shaoyou. It is fragrant and crispy, moderately salty, and even the color of cooked red is just right. Just looking at it can make people move their index fingers.

He was jet-lagged as soon as he got off the plane, and he hadn't had a bite of Chinese food since he woke up and went to work in the new company. It happened that Vice President Liao hosted a private banquet for him to welcome him. I'm not so excited, I really want to eat a hot pot meal.Vice President Liao then drove Yao Ruolin to the square near the amusement park.

Immediately afterwards, I ran into the group of people in Qin Shaoyou's department.

Qin Shaoyou was led towards a box deep in the courtyard by a waiter in a cheongsam.This hotpot restaurant looks like an antique Chinese-style building from the outside. There is a screen wall at the entrance, engraved with an extremely elegant store name. After walking around, there is a small man-made stone arch bridge. The nine-curved water forms a Fengshui bureau under the bridge, and the koi fish leisurely. Wagging its tail and cruising.

Across the atrium is the hall for ordinary diners. There are only a few tables, and there is no fireworks.

The box Yao Ruolin chose was located in the direction of the main wing of the compound. The waiter knocked on the carved wooden door with a brass bracelet, and a little girl in the same cheongsam opened the door.Qin Shaoyou stood outside the door and looked around. The round table of the Eight Immortals didn’t look too big, and there was an old-fashioned brass stove in the center. The pot had already been filled with meat, and it was steaming. Yao Ruolin was holding a handkerchief behind the lingering white mist. Pressing the corner of his mouth, the goose yellow silk handkerchief made his lips red and white, making him look more gorgeous than ever.

The windows on the other side of the house are not closed, and there is a rockery pool under the railings. The tiles on the eaves lead to a dark passage, and the water line flowing down like a waterfall is also filled with steaming mist. The distant view is like a misty fairyland.Yao Ruolin saw Qin Shaoyou standing outside, stood up and beckoned him to come in and sit down.Colleagues vacated seats for him one after another, and vacated the seat next to Yao Ruolin as if they had made an appointment.In this way, Yao Ruolin seemed to be the only one left in this fairyland, and with every frown and smile, it was like the flowers planted in the pond turned into people.

The color is like spring flowers.

This sentence could not be more suitable for Yao Ruolin.

Qin Shaoyou was in a daze, and took his seat slowly after a long while.Yao Ruolin turned over a blue-and-white porcelain wine glass and poured wine for him to warm himself up. Qin Shaoyou grimaced and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth, so lightly that only Yao Ruolin could hear: "You are all eating enough, why are you eating?" Do you still want me to come?"

The wine was only [-]% full, and cinnamon was added to the remaining [-]%. Yao Ruolin stared at him with wandering eyes and only told [-]% of the truth: "They told me, you treat this meal. Then you are not here. , who pays the bill after eating?"

The remaining two points are hidden in my heart: the more you hide, the more I want to get close to you, to see what you can do to me.

The author has something to say:

Qin Shaoyou: Why are you closing your eyes?

Yutou (the blind man touching the elephant): The dog's eyes were blinded by Xiu...how can I not find this kind of Bai Fumei who is good to me?

Qin Shaoyou (in deep thought): I always feel that he is a little familiar with this method. He was originally in a cold war, but suddenly he acted very close to me

Yutou: ...and let you misunderstand that he likes you, and when you go to pierce the window paper, he will say indifferently, "Sir, what is your name?" Is that so?Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha only people in our dormitory can come up with this kind of detrimental trick!

Qin Shaoyou: ………You…you’re killing me…

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Seeing the practice of not being able to understand it in the comments, my friends also said that those who received it in the later stage were a little bit incomprehensible, so the small theater will explain the foreshadowing.