Schrödinger's straight man

In early winter, the temperature in this southern city fluctuated like an electrocardiogram.When Yao Ruolin was taking a shower, the sky was still bright. Compared with yesterday, when it rained all day, it was dark everywhere. He looked comfortable, and he felt a little chilly. The surrounding area was only one tall building standing alone in their community, surrounded by Don't rely on it, the cold wind beats the windows all the time, and you can feel a biting chill before it blows to your body.Yao Ruolin moved everything in a simple manner, with very few clothes, and now he is still wearing thin autumn pajamas, and he turns on the floor heating for a long time at home.

Qin Shaoyou lived downstairs with him, door to door, and window to window downstairs with only one wall separated.Every day, I was so hot from the heat from the ceiling that I dug out my summer beach shorts and racer vest, and dug into the Haagen-Dazs nest room to chat with my parents on video.

Qin Shaoyou's mother wanted to ask her son if he was short of long johns, and when he would post the newly woven wool socks, but when she saw him dressed up like this, her presbyopic glasses almost fell off: "Shaoyou, has your new company moved to Hainan? ?”

"No, I'm still in the provincial capital." Qin Shaoyou felt a little cold, turned off the small fan on the computer desk, and complained, "I have a rich second generation upstairs, and I burn too much money, and I turn on the floor heating even at ten degrees Celsius .It's like being in a stove once you get home, and the temperature never drops, making me wonder if he doesn't know how to turn it off."

His mother laughed: "You use the heating of others to spend the winter and even make arrangements for others behind your back. If you turn it off, you will cry again... The weather forecast said that it might snow in your place in the next two days. Do you have enough clothes? The quilt is thick." Isn’t it thick? Your aunt made some mustard dumplings, and I sent them to you with socks and hats?”

Qin Shaoyou thought to himself that I want to sleep on a mat, so I don't need a thick quilt.But he was very greedy for the taste of home, so he nodded quickly: "Okay, okay, mom, remember to send SF Express, I can eat it at noon." His mother is a special type of worker, retired early, and went to bed early and woke up early at home all day long. nothing to do.Seeing that it was already eight o'clock, and the son was still in his pajamas, he asked again, "Aren't you going to work? You're going to be late for clocking in."

"I'm on a day off today. I was woken up by the heat upstairs early in the morning." Qin Shaoyou muttered, "If it wasn't for my boss, I would have cut his wiring with a vise and see what he can use."

His mother had sharp ears, and when she heard it, she scolded him: "It's not that you can't harm the neighbors... Oh? Is your current boss upstairs? Male or female? How old are you? Isn't the new house you rented a bachelor apartment? "The interest of often giving blind dates to the younger generation of the family reappeared.

Qin Shaoyou said a few perfunctory words casually, saying that Yao Ruolin was short and ugly, with a wide mouth and a fat body. He took a look and regretted it for half a year.You don't want to find a partner for my upstart boss with low education.Qin Shaoyou's mother gave up the idea of ​​continuing to ask about family conditions, thinking that her son's immediate boss had a good appetite, so when packing the food, she specially prepared two more mustard dumplings and other homemade cakes, and told Qin Shaoyou to bring them to his boss if he had the opportunity .

At the same time, Yao Ruolin, who was programmed upstairs as a black and short fat man, weighed himself before changing into thick winter clothes. One of the conditions for him to live alone without his parents was that he could not mess up meals and was thinner than when he was with his mother.But when no one is watching, he wants to eat some food, and if he doesn't want to eat, he drinks hot cocoa to satisfy his hunger. He is especially afraid that his parents will catch him on the scale when he returns home during the Chinese New Year.

The electronic screen showed that he lost two catties compared to eating vegetable salad last month, and if he lost any more, he would be classified as malnourished.Yao Ruolin was annoyed and worried, so he temporarily made a list for the secretary to prepare three meals according to the food on it—it was a recipe he had read from Fang Qilian's girlfriend's diet and fasting list, and compiled it from memory.It was full of greasy or sugary things, and the secretary couldn't help but worry: "Mr. Yao, the commercial street near our company doesn't sell foie gras, so we have to order it from the city."

He is currently working on his diet in the company. The secretary feeds him whatever he eats. Yao Ruolin thought about it and said, "You can figure it out. You can prepare whatever you eat that will make you gain weight."

So the secretary happily packed a set meal with rice noodles and various pork rib soups from the fast food restaurant that colleagues love to go to.

Yao Ruolin changed his coat and went out to pick up the car. Qin Shaoyou took up his usual parking space, so he had to find a corner to park.Although the occupancy rate of this community is not high, the underground parking garage does not have access control. Customers who come to see the house often drive in and park randomly. After finding the property to complain, simply take a taxi to the company.

Unexpectedly, the house was leaking and it was raining all night. Before the car could be stopped, a dull thunder suddenly rolled across the sky.Yao Ruolin heard the rustling of the rain, and the torrential rain mixed with snowdrops came overwhelmingly.

He was drenched all over unexpectedly, unable to hide, he ran back to the garage in the snow.Angrily poking the elevator buttons desperately, he informed the secretary that he would go to the company in the afternoon and remember to bring breakfast to his house.

The secretary was also a newly recruited female graduate, and was responsible for handling Yao Ruolin's trivial affairs in the company.She vaguely knew that the boss lived in a garden complex near the company, but she forgot to ask for the exact address. Seeing Yao Ruolin's unfriendly tone, she didn't seem to intend to remind her, so she could only negotiate with the security guard at the door.

The security guard didn't remember the new owner's name, but he remembered Yao Ruolin's outstanding appearance, so he only told her that she lived in District C, and he didn't know the rest.The secretary walked around in a hurry on high heels, looking at the balconies and bay windows of every house like a headless chicken, as if she could tell where her boss lived by looking at the clothes that were drying out.

Coincidentally, Qin Shaoyou was still sweating after eating the ice cream. He sat on the bay window and opened the window to play games while blowing the wind.Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a formally dressed white-collar man squatting in the green belt with a fast food box, anxious.Take a closer look, isn't that the female secretary his department colleagues want to chase after?Immediately wrapped up the coat, pulled the cotton mop and went down.

"Xiao Chen? Why did you come here when you're not at work?"

Secretary Chen held his mobile phone and was in the midst of a battle between heaven and man whether he should call Mr. Yao. He suddenly heard a familiar voice, turned his head and saw Qin Shaoyou, and was immediately elated. He said with joy, "Team Leader Qin! You also live in Area C? Mr. Yao wants I deliver food to him, I don't know the way... Do you know which building Mr. Yao lives in?" Qin Shaoyou instantly understood that he was a newcomer in the workplace and lacked experience, so he held back a smile and pointed to the plaid curtains in his house and said, "Where do I live?" The first floor, and above that is Mr. Yao.

"Huh? You are neighbors..." Secretary Chen looked in the direction of his finger with a subtle expression.

Qin Shaoyou took out the access control card and swiped it on the door of the unit: "Stay any longer, and you will be scolded and your bonus deducted."

Secretary Chen consciously kept his mouth shut. When he caught up with him, he stepped on the moss and twisted. He only dared to grunt a little, and followed Qin Shaoyou with a limp.Qin Shaoyou found out that her eyeliner was blurred in the elevator, as if she was wiping tears because of grievance and fear, he couldn't help but soft-heartedly said: "What are you afraid of, no matter how fierce he is, he just scolds and treats her as the boss farting. When I first started working, Being scolded bloody by the leader, more than 40 blueprints were directly thrown in the face, and he scolded him right while picking it up like a grandson.”

The girl chuckled, her eye makeup was even more smeared. Seeing her miserable appearance, Qin Shaoyou suddenly felt a hero's heart to save the beauty. He took the breakfast in her hand and said, "I'll knock on the door, you hide away." I'll show up later behind my back, so I know whether I will be scolded or not."

After getting out of the elevator, Secretary Chen pricked up his ears in the aisle to listen.The interior is not designed with the elevator facing the door of the house. Qin Shaoyou turned a corner and went to the end of the corridor, only to see the white anti-theft door of Yao Ruolin's house.He stepped forward and knocked casually, and the muffled voice inside asked, "Who?"

"Delivering food." Qin Shaoyou choked his throat and deliberately pretended to be a stranger, trying to tease Yao Ruolin.

Yao Ruolin came out of the bathroom with a sudden pause, wondering when did I order takeaway?While wearing a bathrobe, he took an enamel vase by hand: "Come in." After unlocking the door, he shrank to the door, waited for the door to be pushed outside, and gave the man a vase.

Qin Shaoyou saw the shadow in the crack of his door early in the morning, and carefully opened his door with his foot. Yao Ruolin accidentally missed it, but tripped himself and fell out staggeringly.Qin Shaoyou saw a black shadow pressing down, and while bringing him down, something pressed against his lower abdomen.

—— Yao Ruolin's bathrobe was empty, and he threw himself into Qin Shaoyou's arms. In the confusion, his lips accidentally tapped his cheek.The vest and shorts under Qin Shaoyou's coat touched Yao Ruolin's indescribable place, and he kissed him suddenly, warm and fragrant, soft and hot.

Qin Shaoyou also stared straight, feeling that not only was his overcompetent place hard, but it also poked Yao Ruolin's smooth and tender inner thigh.

The author has something to say:

Yao Ruolin (extremely ashamed and angry): I should use scissors as a weapon

Qin Shaoyou (Xiaosheng is afraid): You are so close, you are not afraid of cutting yourself, okay?

Yao Ruolin glared: "Say it again!"

Qin Shaoyou immediately faltered: "Okay, okay, don't say it, don't say it... I'm convinced, why are you still staring at me?"

Yao Ruolin ([crossed out] flushed with shame [crossed out]): You are convincing...soft...you soft fart!

Suddenly, I realized that the work income was one hundred, and there were actually three digits!