Schrödinger's straight man

After a while, the soup boiled, and Qin Shaoyou lifted the lid of the pot and placed raw wontons.Yao Ruolin was full of curiosity about everything in the kitchen, and stretched his neck to look into the pot. The white steam rushed up, making people's eyes blurred and their vision blurred.Before he could take a closer look, Qin Shaoyou pulled him back, and no matter how many wontons were placed, the small glass bowl like a basin was poured into it all at once: "Stay far away, be careful of burning." Put the lid on the pot, Suppress the sound of bubbling boiling water and steam.

The induction cooker installed by Yao Ruolin's house is built into the sink as a whole, and there is no open flame.He stood timidly behind Qin Shaoyou and waited for a few minutes. Seeing Qin Shaoyou turning off the small fire and starting to season, he asked anxiously, "Is it ready? How long will it take?"

Qin Shaoyou hadn't made pasta for a long time, and he couldn't decide whether it was salty or not. He saw Yao Ruolin biting his chopsticks with an empty bowl like a greedy cat, took a steaming wonton from the pot, blew it on his mouth, and then gave him an eyelid Bottom: "Open your mouth... the taste is okay." It is an affirmative statement, not a question.

"Hmm." Yao Ruolin puffed up his cheeks and chewed slowly. He was a little hot in the mouth when he just got out of the pot, but the skin was thin and the meat was tender, and his mouth was full of delicious shrimps and mushrooms, which made him nod his head repeatedly.

Qin Shaoyou put down the salt jar, scooped up wontons and said, "I was studying at a university in the Yangtze River area. At that time, there was a river near the school. My roommate and I often went fishing for crayfish and snails, and secretly set aside a place on the balcony of the dormitory to put the induction cooker. Take advantage of weekend inspections and stir-fry river seafood to improve food. I’m not bragging, because of this, I did chores in the dormitory that I haven’t cleaned in the four years of college, and my roommates rushed to do it.”

Yao Ruo neighbor took his glass bowl which was full to the brim, but he didn't know how to find something to cushion it, and when he touched the edge of the bowl, his fingers turned red from the heat.Qin Shaoyou was so annoyed that he held the bottom of the bowl with a rag and teased him: "Why are you so clumsy, even in college? Didn't your roommate get so annoyed that you poisoned him? You were the one who studied abroad, and the chef and servant beside you People followed a group?"

"No, I studied in China, and I went to Beijing for the exam." Yao Ruolin recalled the environment in which he left his clothes in college and stretched out his hands to eat and opened his mouth. It was the first time he left his hometown to live in a group life. It was a bit difficult and nostalgic, "Actually, I I don’t need to work very much. I have a roommate who wants to chase after flowers, so I ask for a phone number and ask someone to come out. I make an appointment to change clothes for a month. A roommate met a girl from the school next door when I was having dinner with me. It fell in love with her at first sight, and then invited me to eat at that restaurant every day, and stayed with that girl. There was also a roommate who somehow helped me with things and took care of me for several years.”

Qin Shaoyou rolled his eyes secretly, and said in his heart that the first girl had a crush on you, the second girl fell in love with you at first sight, and the third girl must be gay.You know how to wash clothes and eat when you co-author it. No wonder you are so good-looking, so rich and yet unmarried.

Yao Ruolin ate his head down, but didn't notice Qin Shaoyou's complexion. He was popular in college for a while, but he fell in love early and got a girlfriend after military training. He didn't enjoy the benefits of many suitors.Hearing that Yao Ruolin was so popular like RMB, I felt sour, and felt a subtle jealousy.

Yao Ruolin couldn't eat the last bit of wonton left in the glass bowl, so Qin Shaoyou used the chopsticks he used to clean up the mess, and he didn't dislike eating his saliva at all.While washing the dishes, he wondered if the reconciliation noodles were not used up, should he make some wontons for Yao Ruolin and save them for dinner.

Yao Ruolin sat on the sofa, carefully erecting his knees to apply medicine to the broken skin; the short and revealing bathrobe slid down to the thighs, and the spring color in the middle was unobstructed.When Qin Shaoyou came out after washing the dishes, he saw this scene as soon as he opened his eyes. He quickly closed his eyes and walked along the wall, asking him, "Where is your kettle? I'm thirsty and want to drink something cool."

"There's Perrier in the refrigerator, yourself..." Yao Ruolin put on the gauze, looked up and saw that he was imitating the blind A Bing, couldn't help laughing "poof", and commanded, "At three o'clock, go two steps forward, Turn the corner and go two steps forward... yes, right here, have you touched the bottle inside?"

Perrier water is packaged in a glass bottle, which feels similar to the wine stuffed in the refrigerator. Qin Shaoyou doesn't often drink this thing, so he took out a similarly packaged glass bottle based on his vague memory.Taking a sip of high-concentration spirits, he frowned and said, "Why are you so rushing?"

"Sparkling water is like this...by the way, bring me a bottle." Yao Ruolin lowered his head again to treat the scratch on his elbow.

Qin Shaoyou was surprised that the taste was mixed with alcohol and not like natural bubbles. He wanted to squint his eyes to take a look, but he glanced at the sofa where Yao Ruolin was sitting with his legs spread out from the corner of his eye.So he frantically took out another bottle of spirits, and carefully moved it to Yao Ruolin's side. He said he couldn't free his hands, so he unscrewed it for him.

Yao Ruolin didn't look much, he lifted it up and poured it into his mouth, the pungent liquid flowed into his throat, choking him and coughing violently.Turning around to look at the English letters on the bottle, he couldn't help laughing and crying: "Forty-degree wine, you want to drink me to death." After gulping down such a high concentration, he couldn't help but feel dizzy with his extremely poor capacity for alcohol.

Qin Shaoyou also foolishly drank a small half of the bottle as water. After being smoked by the heat in the room, and then the fragrance of the shower gel on Yao Ruolin's body seemed to brush his nose, his consciousness became unclear: "Forget it...it's all turned on..." Finally, he dared to open his eyes, and staggered to sit down next to the sofa.

The room suddenly became quiet, Yao Ruolin held the bottle still, Qin Shaoyou pressed his face against the rough fabric backrest, and slowly blinked his eyes to look at him: big eyes, high nose bridge, soft cheeks that are not cumbersome when pinched, and pretty The pointed chin is well integrated.Because of drinking some wine, there was a touch of light pink in Yubai's skin, like a mountain temple peach blossom that has just bloomed after all the fragrance in the world has fallen.

"Sakura Chuixue...Sakura Chuixue... If you are a woman, even if a child can make soy sauce, I will take you home..." Qin Shaoyou stretched out his hand and pinched Yao Ruolin's cheek, then pinched his chin , and finally stroked his Adam's apple, "...It happens to be a man..."

Yao Ruolin was so drunk that he didn't speak a word, his mind was in a state of chaos, and he couldn't react.

Jiu Zhuang was cowardly, Qin Shaoyou stared at him blankly when he saw him, his face was reflected in his watery eyes, a little desire hidden deep in his heart. Shi, opened his mouth to bite like a tiger pouncing on food, and sucked Yao Ruolin's water-colored lips.Yao Ruolin was brought down by him and lay down on the sofa. Unsuspecting, his tongue rolled in, nimbly swept across his mouth, and wrapped around the base of his tongue.

"Hmm..." Yao Ruolin moaned in a low voice, the skirt of the bathrobe was rubbed open a lot, and the belt was loosened at some point, almost barely covering his body.

Qin Shaoyou stretched out his arms and took a breath, looking down at Yao Ruolin who was drunk and confused, his cheeks were pink and darkened, it was the most beautiful color of peach blossoms, his well-shaped diamond-shaped lips were bitten by him, stained with a little bit of blood .Fragile yet colorful beauty.He couldn't help tightening his throat, flashing a flash of a desperate thought, and slowly moved the hand supporting Yao Ruolin's waist towards Yao Ruolin's body.

"...Why are you... a man..."

As soon as the voice fell, there was an untimely "beep" sound, and the lighting and floor heating in the room suddenly stopped working, and fell into the silent darkness.

The author has something to say:

Qin Shaoyou (calling and scolding the property manager): What the hell are you doing!No power in the morning and no power in the evening, I will stop your grandma's electricity whenever I have a situation!Charge such an expensive property management fee a month, is this attitude managed for the owner? !Do you have the nerve!

Yao Ruolin (huddled in the corner of the sofa): You have the guts to scold others!Of course, the property owner is embarrassed to cut off the power at will!

Qin Shaoyou: ...Actually...it's okay without lights, keep going

The electricity must be turned off, and only when it is turned off will there be new plots and new emotional twists.