Schrödinger's straight man

After eleven o'clock at night, Qin Shaoyou and Yao Ruolin came out of the police station with a tired face after taking notes.The time the murderer chose to commit the crime was very tricky, and the police couldn't check and monitor it. Only Qin Shaoyou's quick glance of looking for crows in the dark could vaguely witness that the murderer was a big, stout man with the same height as Yao Ruolin; but the shoes in the room The seals are of different sizes and patterns, indicating that there are at least two criminals.The smaller shoe print was about size 39, and it was between a short man and a tall woman. It could be a couple or a brother. It was hard for the police to make a conclusion. They had to seal off the scene and wait for further investigation.

Yao Ruolin was still a little unstable, holding a paper cup in one hand and slowly sipping the long-cold tea, his eyes wandering around: the police station is a small bungalow built next to a residential building, surrounded by a low wall Ginkgo, moso bamboo, rose, aloe and other green plants were planted at the foot of the wall to fill the courtyard, and a rickety figure was projecting among the shadows of the whirling trees holding a long stick. His right hand, with his nails almost digging into the flesh.

"Who?"

Qin Shaoyou said fiercely subconsciously, pulling Yao Ruolin behind him.As a result, an old man came out from under the moso bamboo, wearing a military overcoat, chasing mice.The police officer who took their notes heard the sound, saw that it was a misunderstanding, greeted the old man, called him Uncle Tang, chatted a few gossips with a smile, and sent them out of the fence.

Outside the wall was the main road, and the street lights were brightly lit, extending straight through into a flickering spot of light.Yao Ruolin emptied the paper cup, and changed his hands to hold Qin Shaoyou's right arm. He relaxed a little when he was tense in a place as bright as day, and his eyes didn't move around anymore.Qin Shaoyou was stuck by him and couldn't leave him. He could only open the car door with one hand and climb into the driver's cab from the passenger cab with difficulty. Like Yang Guo, he only used his left hand when driving.

On a rainy day, the road was slippery, so he drove very slowly, and the lights were on in the car. Yao Ruolin dozed off on his shoulder, but he didn't dare to close his eyes and take a nap because he had passed through two tunnels.Qin Shaoyou sighed and said, "Why don't you call your parents? The security at your home must be tighter than outside, and it's more at ease to have family members by your side."

Yao Ruolin was in a daze unconsciously. The two little policemen at the scene of the crime simulated the crime, saying that he immediately alerted the criminals as soon as he entered. He held his breath at the door of the room—he was face to face with the latter, and stayed beside the man for a few minutes. If he hadn't called Qin Shaoyou suddenly, the man might have subdued him first and added a bloody debt in the nick of time.

The scythe of death was just a little bit short of falling from his head.

"No need." Qin Shaoyou asked again and again, and Yao Ruolin suddenly came back to his senses, shook his head and said, "My father is not in the country now, and only my mother is at home. I will go back and tell the matter. Besides frightening her, what effect will it have?" What's more, it's late at night, and the road is difficult to walk, so just find a place nearby to make do for the night."

Qin Shaoyou was right when he thought about it, he turned the steering wheel and took a shortcut towards Yutou's house.

Half an hour later, when we arrived at Di'er, a beam of infrared rays swept over the gate, recording the two people on the steps into the real-time monitoring.Qin Shaoyou usually doesn't like to come to Yutou's house to play, because there are too many cameras, and he is uncomfortable being stared at by the machine all the time, but now he feels a sense of security. He enters the password to enter the door, and turns on the few cameras that are not commonly used. The alarm was switched on.

The two of them didn't eat or drink all night. Yao Ruolin couldn't help but vomit once because he saw Coach Bian's body.Qin Shaoyou searched the refrigerator and couldn't find any ingredients, so he couldn't turn on the fire to cook, so he went to the car to get the package sent by his mother, heated mustard dumplings in the microwave, filled a bowl of white sugar and taught him to dip it in.

Yao Ruolin looked at the greenish-yellow lump after the second heat, poked it with chopsticks and said with disgust, "It seems a bit mushy."

Qin Shaoyou was busy arranging the pumpkin pie in the kitchen, and replied without raising his head: "It tastes better if you bring some crispy rice, just eat it with your eyes closed."

Yao Ruolin dubiously dipped in the sugar, closed his eyes and took a sip.The food itself does not have a lot of flavors, but it is quite chewy. The burnt aroma and sweetness are mixed just right. Although there is no amazing taste in the mouth, after eating it, I still want to eat another one.

He was already extremely hungry, and unconsciously ate up the mustard balls on the outside of the plate, leaving a lonely commander in the middle.Yao Ruolin thought that Qin Shaoyou hadn't touched a mouthful yet, so he stopped his chopsticks, and rested his chin on his hand to wait for other food to come out.

Aunt Qin Shaoyou never went out to work after she got married. She has been serving her husband and children at home for more than [-] years.He brought golden pumpkin cakes, red and white glutinous rice cakes, and two bowls of light brown soup to the table. Yao Ruolin scratched the spoon and asked curiously about the soup: "What is this?" He took out a spoonful of diced carrots, Pork, bean curd, dried shrimp, etc. are like a bowl of hodgepodge.

Qin Shaoyou held the end of the long-handled silver spoon, and while giving Yao Ruolin a taste, he explained: "Must soup, a kind of not-so-famous snack. It happens to have carrots in it, so you should eat more."

Yao Ruolin pursed his lips as soon as he heard the carrot, and refused to open his mouth. The spoon was hard pressed into his mouth and he couldn't get it in.Qin Shaoyou lost all patience, stretched out his hand to tickle him, he couldn't stop laughing, and fed a spoonful of carrot paste into his mouth: "Well... I don't want..." Before he finished speaking, it was as expected The strange taste of the soup did not appear, and the poor-looking soup tasted quite refreshing.

Qin Shaoyou observed the changes in his expression, and waited for his throat to move and swallowed it all before returning the spoon to him, and said, "Is it delicious? Your mouth is salivating."

Yao Ruolin was teased by him, paused for a second scoop, and hurriedly wiped the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, but found that there was no drooling at all, so he was so angry that he backhanded the spoon and stuffed the spoon into the mouth of the bastard who was smiling so hard that his teeth could not be seen: "What are you laughing at?" , don't you have glands?" Seeing that Qin Shaoyou was choking, and covered his mouth and nose with a tissue, he couldn't help but roll his eyes and look at him like a crescent moon.

"Okay, okay, I surrender and admit defeat. Eat well, it's almost one o'clock in the morning, and I'm going to bed." Qin Shaoyou took a long time to recover, quickly confessed, sneaked a look at Yao Ruolin's smiling face, and said to himself, this face She looks better when she smiles.

The two of them were so silent to each other, but they ate a not-so-great dinner while flirting with each other.

Yutou's house is a large flat with three bedrooms and two living rooms. The roommate he shared with before moved to the north, and the door is locked waiting for the next tenant.Another spare room was filled with his figurines and Gundams, and the words "Touch your wallet randomly" were pasted on the cabinet.Qin Shaoyou was afraid of his crow's mouth, so he didn't dare to move around. The only bedroom was given to Yao Ruolin, and he packed the pillows and quilts to sleep on the sofa in the living room.

Yao Ruolin was wearing pajamas, standing barefoot on the edge of the sofa, holding a pillow in the same shape as SpongeBob SquarePants and looking at him. Qin Shaoyou was startled when he turned around: "What are you doing? Just as I was about to turn off the lights, you came out to sleepwalk?"

"You just sleep here?" Yao Ruolin buried his chin in the soft pillow, revealing two big sparkling eyes, and his voice was muffled, like the plate of glutinous rice cakes he ate just now.

Qin Shaoyou was inexplicable: "If I don't sleep here, where should I sleep?"

Yao Ruolin lowered his upper body, leaned on the back of the sofa and hinted vaguely: "There is a double bed in the room..." The latter sentence was too soft and fast to hear clearly.

Qin Shaoyou's ears suddenly became sharp, and he jumped up as if someone lit a fire on his buttocks, surpassing Yao Ruolin in size, and the shadow enveloped him impenetrably: "You want me to sleep with you? Oh, Mr. Yao Are you planning to rule me out?"

Yao Ruolin hummed lightly: "Will love come?" He turned and went back to his room.

It only took Qin Shaoyou three seconds to jump over the back of the sofa, dragging the quilt with one hand and the pillow with the other and followed up.

The author has something to say:

Qin Shaoyou: In fact, I hope that Mr. Yao can go a little too far when he rules me, such as ordering me to take off my clothes, and then...

Yao Ruolin: ...and punish you to stand in the snow to cool off?

Qin Shaoyou: ==

Yao Ruolin: I don’t engage in subordinates, don’t even think about it

(One day, one night, on a certain island, Qin Shaoyou suddenly realized, oh, so you like your subordinates messing with you.)

PS. The friends in Nanchang should have eaten paste soup. I am a very picky eater, and my roommate who eats meat, seafood, and vegetables can eat a whole bowl without any problems.Since then, this street snack has become a legend in my bedroom→_→