Schrödinger's straight man

Before leaving get off work, Gui Yanan called, saying that the plane was delayed due to thunderstorms, and he and Yaoxian'er were still fighting in the waiting room, and that kid Fang Qilian came from Russia and was also forced to sleep. Look at the blizzard in the corner of the northeast.Tell Yao Ruolin not to rush to the airport so stupidly, and he will naturally contact him again when he arrives.

It just so happened that after four o'clock in the afternoon, Yao Ruolin received an additional project investment from a big client. Yao Ruolin was busy revising the plan overnight with several core departments.There was no time to hang up the phone, so he just hung it on the table, staring at Qin Shaoyou's computer with all his attention, and personally supervised the work process.

Qin Shaoyou is one of the main persons in charge of this project. He needs to coordinate and coordinate everything, and the pressure is quite high. Yao Ruolin quietly appeared behind him like a head teacher, with a thin white face reflected on the corner of the computer screen. Seeing that he felt guilty: "The budget has increased, and the novel ideas we had previously been rejected can be incorporated and used again. It will not be finished in a while, but I promise to make a better plan in three days." Turning his head, Leaning at Yao Ruolin who was close at hand, he said helplessly, "Boss Yao, can you stop staring at me like a weasel staring at a chicken?"

Yao Ruolin lowered his eyes, and a smile escaped his mouth: "No, your boss, I am in a hurry to buy a new house. I have to watch you work hard and earn money, so that I can have confidence in my heart."

"What confidence do you have?" Qin Shaoyou yelled at him, "Without me, you would be too poor to afford a house? Then your new house will be half of my account."

When the other colleagues in the department heard this, they all bit their lips and held back their smiles.Those who had had hot pot with Yao Ruolin last time knew that the young boss was lively and approachable, so they had the courage to make fun of him: "We earn money to support our family, and we earn money to support the boss's family." He said "capitalist", but this word has a somewhat derogatory meaning in China, so he couldn't help but change his tone, talking about Yao Ruolin's future family and his current real estate with a pun.

Yao Ruolin stretched out his hand and patted the forehead of the round-faced subordinate opposite him: "You two started a family and started a business, your wives and children are hot on the kiln, and you deliberately stimulated my lonely family, the bare commander, right?" Although he has some real estate under his name, it is empty and lacks popularity. Everywhere is deserted and deserted. It really can't be called a home.

Older middle-aged women are most interested in the topic of marriage and love, half joking and half serious asking: "What kind of girl does Mr. Yao like? Shall I be your matchmaker?"

Yao Ruolin was stunned for a moment, and his eyes fell on the design drawings that Qin Shaoyou was editing. He zoomed in and edited the details. Black lines filled the screen, like a black mirror, reflecting his face and Qin Shaoyou's. Face.He suddenly came up with vague standards, and said casually: "I like to be clean, know how to cook, and be humorous. It's better to look gentle, but don't be fake gentle, who will turn your face and curse at people every now and then."

Qin Shaoyou clicked the mouse without blinking, and said: "It's hard to find. The other side of humor is the meanness of gentle people. Think about Qian Zhong's "Fortress Besieged", the language is humorous, but it is extremely ironic. able."

Everyone laughed and teased him: "I can't see that you are a literary connoisseur after studying engineering." Yao Ruolin also snickered, and uttered a barely audible sarcasm, "You know a lot. "

Qin Shaoyou hummed inexplicably, not having common knowledge with them, turned to the older female colleague who wanted to be a matchmaker for Yao Ruolin, flatteringly said: "Sister Xu can also be a matchmaker for me. I don't ask much, fair skin, tall , with big eyes, it is enough to meet these three requirements.”

Yi Le, a female colleague whom he called "Sister Xu", said, "How tall is she? 1.6 meters five or more? 1.7 meters five or more? Or is she about as tall as you with bare feet?"

"It's about the same as me. My entry physical examination measures 1.8 meters three, and the shortest can't be less than 1.7 meters eight." Qin Shaoyou stroked his chin thoughtfully.

Yao Ruolin imitated his previous tone, and said coldly: "It's hard to find. You have to go to the Victoria's Secret stage to find it."

The round face on the opposite side took the lead in laughing again, but closed his mouth tightly, not daring to cause trouble again.On the other end, Gui Yanan didn't hang up the phone, he was bored anyway, shuffling and sorting the cards, while listening to the conversation between Yao Ruolin and his subordinates as a cross talk.After a short while, after distributing a deck of cards, he looked at the four twos in his hand, and made an additional bet with Yaoxian'er: "I will win this hand for sure, and if you lose, you will be fined to pretend to be a woman all night." Actions.

Just two people playing a deck of cards, Yaoxian'er looked at her crappy cards, and guessed that Gui Yanan's hand was full of good cards, and said unconvinced: "It's okay to add more bets, and you have to increase the bet." His eyes rolled After a lap, it landed on Gui Yanan's mobile phone, and said maliciously, "Just bet on Yao Ruolin. Did you hear his criteria for choosing a mate? We will also match him. Whoever wins wins, and the loser not only has to pretend to be a woman. Carnival night I had to go on stage and dance that day."

They rushed to visit Yao Ruolin in a swarm, and happened to gather together old friends from the past, so they would naturally take this opportunity to stay and spend Christmas together.Headed by Fang Qilian, the gang of friends has a corrupt and lacking entertainment life. Apart from going to nightclubs, they go to clubs, smoke on women's beds, or carry bags behind women's buttocks.As soon as he heard that he was coming to this city again, Fang Qilian booked a table for the carnival night event at the Sailboat Bar, and one can imagine what programs to play.

Gui Yanan played a pair of aces, pouted and said, "What gentleman can you find in a bar? You might as well match him with the president of the dog! Didn't Yao Ruolin say what the name of the president of the dog is... Qin Guan and Qin Shaoyou? The person with the same name as "Jiu Changshi" sounds bookish and looks like an intellectual."

Yaoxian'er laughed and said: "Did you forget how he cursed people in the game? Hit the president of 'So Close to the End of the World', that bastard said that our liao is worse than the women in the brothel, so he matched it with a set in the enchantment." Persuading the lineup, the president was so disgusted that he couldn't fight, and then rushed up to ridicule, "Why can't it be broken? Kidney deficiency?". It fits the description of a fake gentleman who loves to curse. "

"The other side of gentle people is humor." Gui Yanan used Qin Shaoyou's words, "height is 1.7 meters eight, white skin, big eyes, the standard of a dog's mate selection. If Yao Ruolin is a woman, they The two are made for each other.”

At this point in the debate, Gui Yanan suddenly sensed something was wrong, and wondered: Why did their respective words become more and more like... flirting?This distraction made the one-on-three that he wanted to play a wrong hand and played a one-on-two, demolishing his trump card that was sure to win.

Immediately, Yao Xian'er was overjoyed, cheered up, and used his bad hand seriously, turned the world around, and won Gui Yanan's round hard.

The author has something to say:

Qin Shaoyou: He is also the master of Yiliao, and also extremely smart, Mr. Huainan is really my confidant!

Yao Ruolin: Really?So how are you? (Looking suspiciously at a fat man with a round belly)

Qin Shaoyou (immediately denied): He has small eyes, yellow skin, and is only 1.7 meters five.I don't even care to watch it!

Gui Yanan (putting Yao Ruolin on Yao Ruolin's shoulder suspiciously): Chairman Dog, I heard everything...

Yaoxian'er (covering her mouth with her palm, leaning close to Qin Shaoyou's ear): He holds grudges.He and Yao Ruolin grew up together.There is almost no difference between him and Yao Ruolin's brother... You are finished...

PS. There is no plot in this chapter, it is purely transitional, Yao Dameiren’s playwright friends are going to make trouble again