Schrödinger's straight man

In front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, the central square is crowded with people. The light sticks scattered among the night tourists are like diamonds dotted with black flannel. The wheels of skateboards and the whistle of kites also quietly stop at this moment.Standing behind the transparent glass window, Yao Ruolin felt that the neon lights along the street were a little dimmed, and the traffic like running water was also moving slowly.

It seems that the whole city is stunned for a moment because of this cluster of fireworks, the love poem in this fireworks, and the person in "my" heart in this love poem.

Yao Ruolin's eyes were full of colorful sparks, bright and dim at times; his heart was also overwhelmed with several thoughts.After a while, he unconsciously smiled and said, "If you set off fireworks in the city, you will be fined."

Qin Shaoyou said slyly: "I didn't light the fire."

Probably his rogue-like nature was in Yao Ruolin's arms, giving him fresh and irresistible emotions, just like a flame burning Shuanghua, even if Shuanghua would extinguish it, he never flinched.Yao Ruolin couldn't help laughing and turned his peach blossom eyes, with a faint red at the end of his eyes. He twisted up the tie clip on the table embarrassingly, put it in his pocket and turned away: "Criticism must be endured together." Said lightly, Very soft, like a gust of wind blowing past Qin Shaoyou's ears.

Qin Shaoyou chased after him, and with the deep enough pocket of his winter coat, he tightly grasped his hand and put it in his coat pocket, interlocking his fingers: "I won't be criticized. From now on, I won't let you have a day Not happy, feel a little idle."

Yao Ruolin tried to pull out a few times, but he couldn't hold back the strength of an engineering student who had done heavy work, so he had to let Qin Shaoyou get close to him in front of outsiders without any restraint.Hearing his swearing promise, he glanced at him and sneered suddenly: "It sounds so nice, can you do it?"

"I will try my best to do it." Qin Shaoyou did not dare to be presumptuous, "Within my ability, as long as I am still breathing, I will definitely fulfill this sentence to the end."

On a winter night like this many years ago, he packed his bags and told his parents that the world in his hometown was too small for him to soar, and he wanted to go to a bigger city to display his ability worthy of the golden house and Yan Ruyu .His parents bet with him for five years, and when he failed, he would return home full of scars, so he had to fold his restless wings, and live a mediocre but stable life in his hometown.

Tonight, five years later, although the Golden House is still a little short, and Yan Ruyu is a little short, but he has never hesitated to move forward on the path he chose, let alone turn back, without faith.

Yao Ruolin blinked his eyelashes a few times, and when he was about to nod his head in agreement, he remembered Fang Qilian's persuasion for no reason, and turned his lips when the words came to his lips: "Then I have three requests for you. You are together, and in this life, you will not do what he wants, you will not get married, you will not have children, and you will only watch the dusk with you. Are you willing or not?" It was a test for him.

Qin Shaoyou immediately agreed, as if he was afraid that he would go back on his word.

Yao Ruolin heaved a sigh of relief, bit Jin Duanyu and said, "The first request is... You disturbed me so much that I couldn't eat tonight's meal, you have to make it up for me." Qin Shaoyou said repeatedly Alright, let's lead him to the famous food street in the city.Yao Ruolin made things difficult for him and said, "I don't want to eat the ones that fly in the sky, and I don't want to eat the ones that run on the ground. Find me some that swim in the water and fly in the sky."

Qin Shaoyou was stunned for a moment, parked the car on the side of the road, looked at Yao Ruolin's serious face, confused: "What is it that can swim and fly?"

Yao Ruolin said: "Think about it yourself, I have to worry about small things like eating." Biting his lower lip, he immediately gave him an aggrieved expression.

Qin Shaoyou was caught off guard by him, but he couldn't vent his dissatisfaction like scolding Ying Chuixue in the previous game. He took a few breaths of northwest wind, and said with a smile: "Then you eat me. I can swim freestyle and butterfly. Look at the girl outside. Kite, tie a bigger one, and I can fly into the sky even if I tie it up."

Yao Ruolin was overjoyed, and found that his prudish appearance was indescribably cute and funny, so he leaned forward and gave him a peck on the top of his lips, just like the monkey man hitting a date with a stick: "When did you think of it, what am I?" It’s time to go out to have this meal with you. I didn’t expect you to play bachelor with your fish head brother.”

Qin Shaoyou opened his mouth to grab his soft lips, pressed on the back of the back and kissed him involuntarily.After enjoying the sweetness for a long time, all the anger disappeared. He wiped his saliva and said with high spirits: "Let him beat the bachelor alone. Hurry up and think about the second request to make things difficult for me, don't give me new and old grudges on the bed." A chance to count together." The last sentence stuck in Yao Ruolin's ear, extremely obscene.

The continuation of the stall failed, Qin Shaoyou was still thinking about the things that swim in the water and fly in the sky, and planned to go home to discuss with Yutou, but he couldn't find it anywhere.Finally, in the camphor bushes in the square, I found the head of the fish squatting there sneakily to avoid the relevant departments.He looked like a brother who had just fought a Taoist battle, and was covered in dead leaves and mud. He sneered very loyally: "Should I congratulate you for finally growing out of the ground?"

Yutou was resentful and dissatisfied: "I stabbed my brother in both sides, and you are so heartless, you turned your head and stabbed twice." While holding his breath, he guessed that Qin Shaoyou's sudden venting of anger on him might have failed in his confession; Taking pleasure in others' misfortunes, but not being too obvious, he carefully insinuated and said: "Why don't you come to me all the time if you don't have a good time with your boss? I can't see that you care about your brother so much."

Qin Shaoyou hit the snake with the stick: "A lover is like clothes, brothers are brothers and sisters. Of course I put you first. I am afraid that you will catch cold in the field, so I let him go home and take you to have a warm supper."

Yutou nodded his chin knowingly. It was a happy event worth celebrating for being so handsome.Wiping off the dirt on the coat, he hooked his shoulders with Qin Shaoyou affectionately: "I'll help you for so long with a supper? That won't work, I'm at a big loss. You've covered all the supper for this week, and you have to invite me for the carnival night Go out and drink and pick up girls."

Qin Shaoyou still had something to ask him, so he answered without hearing it clearly.

In addition to restaurants and restaurants, the supper stalls have the most types of freshwater fish. Qin Shaoyou called a few familiar friends to come to the old place to eat skewers.A rectangular table was full.

A friend with a beard was quite strange: "Qin Gong, you are already so successful, why don't you make money in front of the computer, and bring your younger brothers here to eat and drink?" Over and over again, Qin Shaoyou's new owner is backed by a certain group, a towering tree, and the treatment is extremely generous, making others envious.

Qin Shaoyou poured wine one by one, and said modestly: "It's all rumors, if you can really offer me such a high basic salary, and even get a few points of commission, why don't our company bosses sleep on the flyover?"

Yutou said in his heart that you are willing to let Ying Chuixue sleep on the flyover?A sideways sentence said: "Isn't your boss the prince of that group, who can spend a lot of money on the old man for a lifetime."

Qin Shaoyou sighed, just like the old boss who complained about Party A complaining about Zhou's skin, he said bad things about the prince behind his back: "A companion is like a tiger, this little emperor is too difficult to serve." Lala Zaza said a lot of factions in the company Struggle thing.Originally, the company was so small that it only rented a two-story office building. After being bought by the Yao family, it was replaced by a brand new building, and the number of employees naturally increased a lot.One faction claims to be the veterans of the country, relying on the old to sell the old all day long; the other faction thinks that they are the direct descendants of the current boss Yao's family, and excludes the old employees.For a person like him who jumped over after the situation was settled, the two factions did not rely on each other, and he had been bullied by Yao Ruolin openly and secretly. Neither side had to worry about him, as long as both sides had to suffer, life would be difficult.

"Do you think I can be called soaring?" Qin Shaoyou asked back, "I'm still worried, feed the prince some magic medicine, so that he can give me less shoes."

Everyone laughed and said in a hurry: "Capitalists are like this. If you give him dragon liver and phoenix gall, he will think that the dragon is too salty after being soaked in sea water, and the phoenix is ​​picky and tasteless."

Qin Shaoyou took a sip of beer, and when he heard the word dragon and phoenix, he was suddenly blessed: "Is a dragon something that flies in the sky and swims in the water?"

The author has something to say:

Fish head: Eat dragon meat?It's still easier to eat you.

Qin Shaoyou: I think braised fish head is easier!

Yutou: I shut up, I shut up.

Guess how to eat dragon meat?