Schrödinger's straight man

For this seemingly simple request that is actually harder than landing on the moon, Qin Shaoyou will worry about losing a lot of hair in the next few days.

He got off work that night and asked Yao Ruolin to eat Thai food.However, Yao Ruolin really stayed in the office. He thought it was troublesome to travel across the city in the windy and rainy weather, so they each took a step back and had a simple meal downstairs in the company.Qin Shaoyou didn't care about what to eat. In the world of two people, they could drink water to satisfy their hunger, but Yao Ruolin played tricks and led Peipei to eat a three-person set meal, using him as a light bulb, and chatting with the little girl with a smile.Except for paying the bill at the end, he didn't say a word to Yao Ruolin.

On the weekend of the second day, he bribed the previous housekeeping company to write back to Yao Ruolin, recommending several senior part-time workers who had recently become idle.It was impossible for Yao Ruolin to live in the company for a long time, and he still had to take care of the chores in life, so he naturally drove there.

Qin Shaoyou waited at the door early in the morning, imagining how surprised Yao Ruolin would be when he saw him, his eyes widened in anger, his figure was all reflected in his eyes, and he couldn't see anyone else, so he was quite happy with himself.Seeing a Rolls-Royce Phantom stop by the side of the road, he was stunned for three seconds, hesitantly stepped forward, and watched the driver open the door for Yao Ruolin in the back seat, holding up a black umbrella. Call him "Mr. Yao".

This time it was Qin Shaoyou's turn to be dumbfounded, staring at Yao Ruolin in a daze, his eyes couldn't roll anymore.Yao Ruolin seemed to be fully prepared. With a slight smile, half of the black umbrella and half of the sky were reflected in his crescent-shaped eyes. Where the eye wave flowed, a little bit of light made his heart tremble: "You came so early? I ate it from home. I just came over for lunch, and my mother insisted on asking the driver to take me, even if she wanted to hide, she couldn't escape."

On dates like this, Yao Ruolin plugged in a light bulb intentionally or unintentionally, and once even brought a dog, saying that the underage Su Mu was raised by his grandmother as a grandson, and that he was treated like his own brother at home.It caused Qin Shaoyou to accompany him and the dog to the pet hospital all afternoon, the brother and brother of the dog were very close.When I went back, I was laughed at by the fish head. It is also a dog. Why is it being groomed by a beauty, but you are so jealous that you shed your hair.

Qin Shaoyou fought repeatedly and failed repeatedly, so he couldn't help but grow up with evil, and he simply used his insidious tricks.Finding a good time to lock Yao Ruolin in the office, relying on the air conditioner to warm up and the sound insulation effect is good, and played a game of Ba Wang.When pulling out a tissue to spit out the white liquid in his mouth, Yao Ruolin lay on his back on the walnut desk, whining like a kitten, "My back hurts."

This love affair came too suddenly and impulsively, the table was not cleaned up in time, and his lower back was hurt by the paper clip.Qin Shaoyou sat in his chair and asked him to turn over and lie on his lap and stretch out his hand to rub Yao Ruolin's sunken mark.The skin is warm and greasy to the touch, and the snow-white is as red as spring flowers in March, which makes Qin Shaoyou feel distracted for a while, rubbing with two fingers in the middle of the food and rubbing it into five fingers lightly touching, touching the whole person is bullying before.

Yao Ruolin hated him for being indifferent as soon as he came in. He couldn't tell whether it was pain or pleasure when he felt sore and swollen. Whenever he was on the verge of collapse, he would open his mouth and bite him, almost bleeding Qin Shaoyou's tiger's mouth.Qin Shaoyou called Yao Ruolin's daughter-in-law lewdly, teasing him that the response was too enthusiastic, as if he was praising himself for his bravery, which made him reluctant to leave that gentle hometown.So the excuse started for the third time, Yao Ruolin was so tormented that he had to drink saliva and asked him to feed him.

Qin Shaoyou said: "It's just the two of us now, aren't you going to say something?"

Yao Ruolin was sore all over his body, and his throat was dry. He was drinking the warm boiled water that he handed to his lips with downcast eyes. He struggled to lift his right hand up, pinching his waist and eyes uselessly.Her voice was hoarse, but her tone was very persistent: "It doesn't count. You are bullying me, how can it be a date?"

Qin Shaoyou argued: "Foreigners often say 'date', 'date' not only means dating, but also contains this meaning. I don't believe you don't know."

Yao Ruolin snorted through his nose and said, "Then you should find a foreigner to date, such as Liuyun Suiyue. I think the two of you are a good match."

After Su Qianxun's matter was completely resolved, Liuyun Suiyue, the others and President Dog's side settled down.Although he still stayed in Huainanjun's Yinyang dormitory, he practiced the trumpet and returned to the original dormitory.The day before yesterday, they were having an offline dinner party, Liu Yun Suiyue said that she had a long vacation, so she came all the way to meet President Dog.Everyone in the dormitory was surprised to see a tall blond girl take a seat. They all gathered around her and looked at her from head to toe like picking vegetables. Feng's name is actually a foreign girl in reality?

Liu Yun Suiyue smiled shyly and spoke fluent Chinese: "My grandma is a Chinese-American. I was born in Shanghai and returned to the United States after studying. This Christmas, I specially accompanied my grandma back to China to visit relatives."

Her personality is similar to that in the game, carefree, outgoing and unrestrained.Although the office had joked that Ying Fuxue was the concubine of the dog president, and the sister-in-law and sister-in-law called it for a long time, but it was only Yutou who knew that Yao Ruolin and Qin Shaoyou had developed a lover relationship by accident, and everyone else just looked at it. It was lively, but I didn't take it to heart.Seeing Liuyun Suiyue staring at Guildmaster Dog, chewing the meat roasted by him for a long time, there was a hint of secret love, and coaxing the two of them, and took a lot of photos that seemed rather ambiguous.

The photo was passed on to Yao Ruolin, and when he found out that the restaurant was the place where he and Qin Shaoyou met for the first time, eating the same barbecue and drinking the same drink, he couldn't help but insinuating: "Did you also go skating later?" ? Did someone take you to skate? Didn't you fall to death?"

The last sentence was so sour that Qin Shaoyou was both afraid and happy, and quickly denied it: "I went back to the company to work overtime after eating, and I haven't played the game for a few days."

Yao Ruolin became inexplicably angry when he thought of this, he rested his strength and stood up from the table, stepped on the carpet with bare feet, not knowing if it was intentional, and stepped on Qin Shaoyou hard, the pain made his face contort, and he even yelled at him: "Get up Open." Putting on his shirt, he walked towards the shower room.

Qin Shaoyou limped along, wishing he could swear to the sky: "I, Qin Shaoyou, have a second heart for you, Yao Ruolin, and cursed me tomorrow to choke to death drinking water, choking to death eating, falling to death while walking, and being crushed to death by the ceiling even if I sat still." .”

Behind the frosted glass door of the shower was Yao Ruolin's vague figure, and an indistinct scolding came from the sound of dripping water: "You have to go outside. I spent a lot of money to hang the ceiling, how can I do it?" I'll die with someone like you."

Qin Shaoyou understood that Yao Ruolin was reluctant to let him have an accident, leaned against the door with his arms crossed, and provoked him aggressively: "But you always push me outside, and I'm the only one who sticks my hot face to your tender... cold ass, finger Maybe one day I'll be disheartened, so I'll find a rice stick and mosquito blood to make do with it."

The sound of the water stopped suddenly, Yao Ruolin was applying shower gel, and snorted nonchalantly, "Remember to treat me to a wedding wine then, and I will give you a big red envelope so that you can buy real estate in the United States to support your wife and children."

"That won't work, I will be choked to death." Qin Shaoyou said seriously, "I want to live a long life, and watch the sunrise and sunset with you, the world is prosperous."

Yao Ruolin was silent for a moment, his ears softened by his sweet words.After a while, she pushed open the glass door, looked at him and raised her sharp chin, beckoning him to come in and take a bath.

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