Schrödinger's straight man

After nearly 48 hours of tossing and turning on the road, at dawn on the third day, before the sun rose and the moon had faded, Qin Shaoyou drove back to Yao Ruolin's house from the airport with a strong smell of black coffee.

When the two of them reached the end of their battle, they didn't forget to turn on the hot water and take a quick shower before going to bed.Yao Ruolin was still wearing the long-sleeved trousers by the beach, and on the outside were some scattered US dollars that he had inadvertently stuffed into the pockets of his trousers. The thick clothes he bought in Hong Kong were the same as those worn by Qin Shaoyou over the beach pants. .I bought a promotional discount model, the style was ugly, and the warmth was not very good. When I returned to a familiar place, Qin Shaoyou's tight strings were completely relaxed, and he felt a little leisurely to laugh at Yao Ruolin, saying that everyone is an ugly duckling and turns into a white swan , How come you have become a white swan and an ugly duckling.

Yao Ruolin turned on the heating in the whole house to the fullest level, took off only a pair of thin trousers, turned his back to Qin Shaoyou, and rummaged through clean underwear for him. When he heard that he had regained his energy, he began to lose control Talking badly, he snorted without turning his head: "I don't know who is standing on the side of the road in this suit, and was pitied by warm-hearted Hong Kong citizens for a few days of food."

"She dropped it accidentally." Qin Shaoyou argued.He searched Yutou for some change to buy milk tea, and when he saw a female college student dropped her wallet, he picked up the money by the way. The female college student somehow saw that he was in trouble, so she just took away his ID and stuffed all the cash Pay him back.

Yutou raised his mouth to Secretary Chen emphatically during the meal, with the intention of lamenting that these days, he really looks at his face. How come he has collected money countless times since he was a child, but he never met someone who gave him all his money?As a result, the rumor went out of order, and when it reached Yao Ruolin's ears, the point of the matter had been blurred, and it was only said that Qin Shaoyou squatted on the side of the road for a few minutes, looking downcast and handsome, which offended the passing teachers Asking about the health and well-being, and giving some money for emergency.It can be seen that the face can indeed be eaten.

Yao Ruolin teased him at the time: "I've been looking at you for so long, but I don't think you are so handsome. It's just that your facial features are more correct than ordinary people, your eyes are deeper, and your eyebrows are thicker. You are worth a lot of money in the eyes of outsiders. "

Qin Shaoyou recalled that he was a little jealous at that time, and smiled brazenly, boasting: "Now you know that I am a rare commodity, right? I just graduated from school, and when I was younger, how many women with good conditions lined up Let me pick. As a result, after picking and picking, half of the flowers were not picked out, and fell into your pit instead."

Yao Ruolin muttered: "What's wrong with me? Fang Qilian used to use my photo as a game profile picture, and a bunch of men and women scrambled to be his master, giving him experience and equipment. You just hit me in the game, and you never knew Let me go." She scolded him, but her hands kept looking for the underwear he didn't wear.

Qin Shaoyou doesn't care so much, the two of them have eaten their saliva, and they have done things that are more intimate and embarrassing. Do you still care about mixing clothes once?He was afraid that Yao Ruolin would turn over the whole wardrobe, so he stepped forward and took out a random one, pushed Yao Ruolin's bare back, and while arching him into the bathroom, he was very proud: "If you don't fight, you don't know each other. If you do it again, I have to fight again." you."

As if remembering something again, he rested his chin on Yao Ruolin's shoulder, and said half begging and half coquettishly: "Do you want to go back to my dormitory? Those bastards under my hands chased me every day and asked, President Dog, your mistress Why are you still living outside, homeless? Blame me for kicking you that time and making their sister-in-law angry."

"Okay, you let me be the president, kick you once to relieve your anger, and I'll go back to your dormitory." Yao Ruolin squinted at Qin Shaoyou, who was lying behind him like a big dog, "Don't forget, you haven't been locked up by my parents yet. Well, it’s unknown whether it’s a Hongmen banquet or an in-law’s wine. Don’t yell at your cronies, it really makes me homeless.”

When Qin Shaoyou heard that he mentioned the two-day meal, his heart trembled suddenly, and then he heard his tone, which meant that he was advancing and retreating together, and the tension disappeared immediately: "As long as I am still breathing, I will definitely not To make you feel a little bit wronged. Even if it's a Hongmen banquet, I won't back down."

A simple sentence is easy to say, but a little difficult to do.

When Yao Ruolin took Qin Shaoyou home, Qin Shaoyou panicked again like he was preparing to confess last time, pouring mineral water all the way, wearing a suit and leather shoes, and being meticulous, like chains restraining him from showing too many emotions and actions.

Yao Ruolin saw it, and tried his best to comfort him while driving: "My parents don't eat people, so you don't have to follow into a dragon's den and a tiger's lair, and be so serious."

Qin Shaoyou was afraid of drinking too much water and running to the bathroom, holding the plastic bottle tightly with both hands, all he could think about was his previous impression of his parents.The one who is unsmiling, always gives people a sense of oppression from the superior; the other still has a charm, speaks Wu Nong's soft language, and always speaks with a smile.He compared secretly for a while, thinking that Yao Ruolin's mother was easier to get along with, and racked his brains to figure out what would be the most effective way to coax a woman.

The place where Yao Ruolin's parents lived was not just a villa with a garden and a swimming pool: the car drove through two tall hollow iron gates, and a petal-shaped fountain pool in the atrium branched out into three paths in different directions.Continuing along the central line, you will see well-trimmed landscape trees everywhere, and every brick and stone on the ground has its own meaning.Only through this green brick and stone road can you see the main building hidden among the white clouds and green trees.

Yao Ruolin led him up a few steps, and someone would push the heavy wooden door open for them.Yao Ruolin's mother was wearing a long dress, with her long hair tied in a bun on the top of her head. She had an extremely polite smile on her face. When she saw them approaching with their fingers interlocked, she blinked her eyelashes unnaturally, but she didn't say anything on the spot. attack.

You are a guest, Yao's mother prepared black tea and refreshments and invited him to sit down for a while, between the two of them, patted the back of Yao Ruolin's hand, and whispered to Qin Shaoyou: "His father also went abroad two days ago A trip, and I’m rushing back from the airport. Originally, I said that I would entertain him, but his father refused to agree, saying that you saved our family’s life and did a great favor to the Yao family, so he insisted on rushing back to meet him in person. thank."

Just a few words taught Qin Shaoyou to understand his position in the heart of his lover's parents - he is just a benefactor who needs to be thanked heavily.

It is also because of this that Yao's mother has been gently and reservedly picking up some irrelevant small things to chat with. Yao Ruolin stayed with her without saying a word, and had nothing to say. He used his eyes to hint Qin Shaoyou what topics to talk about and what topics to pretend to be naive. .

After rambling for nearly an hour, Qin Shaoyou really realized what it means to sit on pins and needles. His background experience from the age of three to 30 was almost completely covered by Yao's mother, and he was almost overwhelmed.Suddenly, I thought of the saying "The king of hell is easy to see, but the little ghost is hard to deal with".

Yao's father looked like the King of Hades, and Yao's mother was a brat who was more difficult to deal with than Hades, but he couldn't take it lightly.

Before eating at the table, Yao's mother got up and went to the kitchen to take a look. Qin Shaoyou finally had time to say a word to Yao Ruolin, and he stroked his chest and said softly, "Why is your mother so eloquent?"

Yao Ruolin pursed his lips and snickered, jokingly said: "You said you want to stay with me forever, so you can't take it anymore? Just wait and see, my mother still has tricks that make you unable to breathe, forcing you to face difficulties back!"

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Qin Shaoyou: If this is someone else's mother... Forget it, I'll continue pretending to be a grandson