Schrödinger's straight man

Although the expression on her face was cold, there was still some concern revealed in her words.Yao Ruolin picked up the remaining bit of water to make rice like a storm, but his mood was cheerful like the first rain and snow: "It's a victory to leave the teacher. At least we got something to say, and we didn't drive us away."

Qin Shaoyou also smiled optimistically: "I think we pretend to be filial sons, which means that today's actions caught her eyes. Our mother is still angry, so it's not easy to accept everything."

"Our mother?" Yao Ruolin glanced at him meaningfully, "It's pretty quick to change your mind."

"I bought the ginseng and the four treasures of the study with my money. You didn't get involved. It's almost like a dowry gift. Now that the dowry gift has been given, of course you have to change your mouth." Qin Shaoyou was full of fallacies and self-consistent logic, but he couldn't pick it out. Blunder.

Yao Ruolin gave a light "cut", half joking and half serious: "Why don't you say it's a dowry. I played the game yesterday, and Yutou Lark and the others criticized it on the Liao channel. Dou my mother is an evil mother-in-law in the feudal society, You are a bitter daughter-in-law who has been wronged and rolled her eyes, and I have seen every word."

Qin Shaoyou's face changed, and he put on a look of fear: "When did you go online? I'll check in in the morning to see if you were still online seven days ago." Otherwise, he would not dare to hide Yao Ruolin's back and find friends in private Count on the mother-in-law.

Yao Ruolin said frankly: "You go take a shower when you're done, I played with your phone for a while."

Qin Shaoyou was not as depressed and unhappy as he had imagined. Instead, he grabbed Yao Ruolin's hand dejectedly, and asked cautiously, "Is it because I was busy with my old classmate's list and ran out every now and then to neglect you?"

After the lovers have passed the initial period of passionate love and entered a stable period of running in with each other, they are considered to face the first hurdle on the marathon track of love.My heart is no longer filled only by the other person, like a fool with closed eyes and ears, but has become as sensitive and meticulous as Sherlock Holmes. Every little disturbance, every bit of strangeness, and every bit of intimacy in the world between the two of them are extremely easy for the other party to catch.Most of them are hypocritical and buried in their hearts, tossing and turning uneasy, gradually creating suspicions, forming an irreparable rift in the sky.

Yao Ruolin's face flushed, and Qin Shaoyou's fingers were so hot: "I know you are busy with work, and you have no other intentions. I don't suspect that you went to your phone on purpose."

Fang Qilian was all to blame for this matter.He was matched with Qin Shaoyou when he broke through the personal enchantment. The number of President Dog has been less since he fell in love. With a new shikigami, a new lineup, and a new level.

Fang Qilian fought for more than two hours, and gave the dog leader a medal for nothing, and was so angry that he almost pierced the phone screen.Going to his space, he was going to use Yao Ruolin's identity as a young man to pretend to be a tiger, and ordered the president of the dog to replace the shikigami with Bodhidharma.But I accidentally discovered a newcomer with a very low level who talked nasty words every day to praise President Dog, and begged him to continue playing Yuhun tomorrow. Looking at the profile picture and the words used in the babe, it is probably a girl, from Taiwan of.

He was very excited to catch the adulterer in public, and immediately told Yao Ruolin all about it without reservation.Yao Ruolin and Qin Shaoyou had been confronting each other for more than half a year, and he knew that Qin Shaoyou hated pretentious people the most, regardless of gender.For this reason, he has also learned how to be a dick, so that the president of the barking dog gets scared when he sees him.

Yao Ruolin doesn't quite believe that Qin Shaoyou would hook up with a girl with this personality in his busy schedule.However, the words that Fang Qilian intercepted to show him were ambiguous and sweet, he would tell a few funny jokes from time to time, and he was so obscene and obscene that he took off his clothes with Qin Shaoyou, so he couldn't help but pay more attention to it, wanting to know what happened. thing.

After hearing this, Qin Shaoyou cried out for his grievances, wishing he could immediately find out the perpetrator Yutou and plead guilty: "I am usually so busy that I have shortened the time for eating and sleeping, how can I have the energy to step on two boats? It must be the bastard Yutou I didn’t catch Xiao Chen, so I shifted my target.”

"Oh... so it turns out that Yutou went all out to chase after my secretary Chen." Yao Ruolin smiled slyly. He really didn't log into Qin Shaoyou's game account to catch the other party having an affair, but to set up a trick to find out who he was. Whoever hides behind the account of President Dog is Merry and Happy.

Yao Ruolin told Qin Shaoyou what happened next like a joke: "Not long after I got on your account, I also logged in with my own mobile phone. I asked the Taiwanese girl to form a team to fight Yuhun. When she saw Sakura Chuuxue was in the team, and she was so frightened that she hurriedly withdrew. I thought this thief was too guilty, you didn't run away, why did she run away?"

"After a while, she called my sister-in-law in private, saying that he is Yutou, and this is his trumpet." He was a little dissatisfied with Yutou's oolong of breaking up marriages, so naturally he would not help Yutou. With his head around, he complained to Qin Shaoyou, "He also told me that he was chasing his junior sister and brought his junior sister to play this game. However, there are many historical problems on his account, and he is afraid that his junior sister will discover his past misdeeds Ban Ban, thinking that your account is powerful and clean, anyway, you don’t play much anymore, so you use it to pretend to be him.”

As a result, Xiao Chen only cared about playing games, and didn't have the idea of ​​developing an online relationship with Yutou, and didn't care whether he had Yingying Yanyan in the game or not.Yutou started to be mean again, the more you don't care about me, the more I want you to care, so I made a girl in a small size pretend to be gentle and pretty to be jealous of Xiao Chen.He didn't catch Xiao Chen, but accidentally caught Fang Qilian, a big fish who was afraid of chaos.

The ins and outs of the whole incident are actually so simple and hypocritical.Qin Shaoyou felt that it was pitiful for Yutou to spend all his time trying to fetch water from the bamboo basket, but he didn't sympathize with him at all, and gloated: "Let him cheat me, I deserve it."

Yao Ruolin bit his lower lip with waxy white teeth, raised his eyes to stare at Qin Shaoyou and snickered, but his focus was not on Yutou's calculations: "Unexpectedly, you are quite self-sufficient. Chat for comfort."

Qin Shaoyou looked at him honestly, and boasted: "I have no other advantages, but I am dedicated and single-minded. My father and a friend are badminton coaches. They liked my focus, patience, and ability to endure hardship. They almost abducted me when I was a child. Be an athlete."

Yao Ruolin seemed to remember something, and said in a roundabout way: "My mother was the captain of the school badminton team for a while when she was studying, but unfortunately she was injured and didn't continue to play, and later she married my father, a classmate, a husband and a teacher. "

Qin Shaoyou nodded and said nothing.In the afternoon, Yao Ruolin went back to work in the company by himself, and he stayed at Yao's house with the cheek to buy food with the aunt who was in charge of cooking. taste preference.

For that evening's meal, he hid in the kitchen and cooked millet porridge, fried a dish of vegetarian delicacies, a plate of stewed bitter gourd, and a basket of steamed vegetarian pork ribs.After finishing the work, she watched Mother Yao pick up her chopsticks, put on her coat and left through the back door—a lot of times, there is no need for eagerly asking for credit and eloquent explanations.Only when the person involved learns from other people and is moved by other people's words can they really achieve twice the result with half the effort.

The author has something to say:

Qin Shaoyou (slapped Yutou): I asked you to do power leveling, not to use my account to pretend to be a pick-up girl, isn’t it brother?It's brother, you caused me such a big disaster!

Yutou (hugging his thigh and begging for mercy): Brother, dear brother.How did I know that his gay friend is such a badass woman? It's all because of the surname Fang. Does he have a crush on our sister-in-law and is ready to replace you at any time?Curse him for kidney failure! (Pauses, then laughs again) And isn't this a near miss?

Qin Shaoyou (couldn't help but blast the hammer again): Is there any danger?That's the love between the two of us!You think I don't know what you've done?I just pretended not to know.Instead of letting Yao Ruolin find out by himself, I explained to him that this is a brother pretending to be a monster, and the description will only get darker and darker. There is no silver 300 taels here.

Yutou: ... Are you a fox?