Schrödinger's straight man

April 2

Today is Valentine's Day, the Chinese New Year has not yet passed, and the temperature in the south is still unspeakably cold.I was thinking about Ruolin who was alone in the provincial capital city for the Chinese New Year, and I thought it was necessary to prepare some surprises for him on such a special day, so I drove to the provincial capital at dawn under the dim moon to stay for a day.

There are cars everywhere on the highway, don't these people need to sleep early in the morning?It's annoying.Fortunately, Yao Ruolin started the game right after waking up, so I could play Yuhun with him, chatting while hanging up the phone like before, and got him talking a lot, such as what kind of flowers do you like?Is there anything you want recently?Did you enjoy the reunion dinner on New Year's Eve?He said a few perfunctory words casually, and seemed unhappy.I couldn't help getting nervous, afraid that he would encounter some sarcastic remarks again, and after repeated questioning, it turned out that he couldn't find the shikigami he wanted... Well, it's quite irritating, and NetEase doesn't give players some New Year's greetings during the Chinese New Year Gifts are still as cheap as ever.

From this point of view, the Valentine's Day gift he wants most should be to draw a favorite new shikigami, right?How can I secretly log on to his account without being discovered?

April 2

I made a mistake with my wife, and I won’t dare to do it again next time.I made a mistake with my wife, and I won’t dare to do it again next time.I made a mistake with my wife, and I won’t dare to do it again next time.I made a mistake with my wife, and I won’t dare to do it again next time.I made a mistake with my wife, and I won’t dare to do it again next time.I made a mistake with my wife, and I won’t dare to do it again next time. (Penalty to copy [-] times)

Last night I kryptonized a photo frame of the lord of Kyoto, and I finally got the ten consecutive draws. I don’t understand that he is already in short supply, why would he want to draw another one?Could it be that this shikigami is more handsome?Alas, I regret it a bit, obviously I am also tall, long-legged and handsome, so why not raise me.Remarks: Ruolin doesn't like me drawing cards while riding on him, and even more dislikes me drawing cards with his cry.Remember, remember.

April 2

I couldn't get up, and I wanted to procrastinate for another day, but he was driven home with a strong attitude. I dare not provoke him when he was angry.Forget it, if the two feelings last for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening.I won't be able to see him when I go back, maybe he will think of me all the time, I have to hold back.

April 2

No phone calls, no reply to WeChat.

April 2

I log out of the game as soon as I see me, and my father-in-law and cousin don’t answer my calls. What’s going on?Were you so ruthless a few days ago?I just tied him up, but I dare not use other toys...

April 2

I can't bear it anymore, why is the annual leave so long?For the first time in my life, I was so bored that I wanted to go to work immediately.

(Yao Ruolin commented: I don’t like desks either! It’s only three things, if you keep doing this, I’ll raise Tibetan mastiffs in the office.)

April 3

The sun was rising in the west, and my mother-in-law even called me to eat at home.When I met Yao Ruolin in the company cafeteria in the morning and saw his lips curling up, I thought I should have a lighter dinner, just in time for a vegetarian meal, to coax both the old and the young.

But in the kitchen, I heard my aunt say that Ruo Lin has been getting angry all this time, and the corners of her mouth are dry and cracked.It made me blush, (strike out) my heart fluttering (strike out) I finally knew why he was angry and ignored me, my wife, I really admitted my mistake, and I will never dare to do it again next time.

(Yao Ruolin commented: I really should have bit you at that time, and made you feel uncomfortable too.)

April 3

Have a holiday.Playing cards with my mother-in-law, grandma, and cousin. I can't afford to offend these three women, and my wallet will suffer.

Remarks: The last hand draws thirteen, and the wife is behind the scenes as a military adviser. He draws the cards. If I get confused, I don’t care about my business. The money I win...I’ll buy something and return it another day. I don’t want to be unable to serve the table in the future. up.

April 3

Bad luck, bad luck!After work, I saw my mother sitting on the sofa in the new home. Ruolin took out his privately kept tea set to make tea for my mother. The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law looked at each other happily, talking and laughing, and the relationship was closer than my own son.

I'm not afraid that my mother is here to cause trouble. Yao Ruolin is not around for a few days when I go home during the Chinese New Year, so I don't have to worry about his feelings. I argue with my family and talk about the matter without giving an inch.After quarreling like this or that, the whole family held a small meeting and studied it carefully. Homosexuality is an innate sexual orientation, not a disease caused by water in the brain.In turn, he advised me to face up to myself, there is no choice in what is born, I can only go with the flow and not go astray... Haha, the group of nerds in my family are quite cute.

But I never thought that in other people's family, the son cheated on the parents, but in my family, the parents cheated on the son.I had a video with my mother before, and before I got close to Yao Ruolin, I made a random statement about my boss, "He is short and ugly, with a wide mouth and a fat body. If you take a look at it, you will regret it for half a year."

What I said is clearly duplicity, not the truth.How can a woman doctor who is so smart as my mother take it seriously?He specially ran over to see the ugly daughter-in-law, and praised Yao Ruolin with a smile in front of him, "I think Ruolin is quite handsome, why is she short, fat and ugly?"

I really hope that Yao Ruolin can't understand my mother's substandard Mandarin, otherwise I won't dare to sleep at night.

April 3

He understands...

April 3

Sleep in the study.

April 3

Sleep in the study room in the first half of the night, and sleep in the living room in the second half of the night.

April 4

During an April Fool's Day company event, he kissed him in public through the game of kings.He was uncharacteristically lifeless and kissed me back in the corner of the parking lot... bitten on his tongue, it hurts.Vengeful little villain!

April 4

Sleep in the living room in the first half of the night, and make a bed at the door of the bedroom in the second half of the night.

April 4

In the first half of the night, I make a bed at the door of the bedroom, and in the second half of the night, I make a bed next to the bed.

April 4

Finally climbed into bed.

April 4

Seeing Chinese medicine, Yutou accompanied me to prescribe traumatic medicine.I don't want to call him here, he must be gloating again, advocating that single life is good, single life is beautiful, and single life is awesome.Sour with jealousy.But Yao Ruolin's legs bound my lower back so hard that I couldn't stand upright, so I had to call him to come.

It's really not that I wanted to show off my daughter-in-law's enthusiasm and provocativeness. I selfishly thought that Yao Ruolin did it on purpose to lower my vigilance and secretly punish me.

Note: I actually like this kind of punishment very much, and the hospital is worth it.

April 5

It’s a pity that there are only three days for the Labor Day holiday. I wasted a day of overtime work, and the designated travel plan was ruined. The next best thing is to go to the surrounding towns for a self-driving tour.

The hotel is located halfway up the mountain, and the scenery is more beautiful than that at the foot of the mountain. I learned a few tricks from the tourists who brought SLR cameras and took many beautiful photos for Yao Ruolin.There are waves in the eyes of the pulse, and the place where the flowers are full.Every time I saw him looking back at me and smiling under the peach blossoms all over the mountains and plains, I thought to myself, such a good person will be with me for the rest of my life in the future.

Yao Ruolin said that I was becoming more and more like a fox, and he always smiled slyly.I actually felt that his words of love were very vivid, and it seemed that he had carefully thought about my reassurance.It seems that I was really poisoned by Yao Ruolin's love, just like the crooks and dogs cast aside, and I was dying of a terminal illness, beyond cure.

April 5

When we encountered wild monkeys while climbing the mountain, Yao Ruolin bought fresh yellow peaches on the side of the road to lure one of the little monkeys, causing us to be chased and robbed by a group of monkeys.I didn't take a bite of the chestnut powder, and it all went into the monkey king's stomach.

April 5

I slept very well last night with endless aftertaste, let's not bother with the Monkey King.Ruolin said he would go back and make a bowl of chestnut flour to compensate me, how dare I let him do the cooking?I still remember the last time he learned how to make egg pancakes with my mother, and burned a hole in the pan, so scared that my mother strictly forbade him to come near the kitchen.Although the chestnut powder is a cold dessert, it still needs to be boiled. I don't want him to burn himself this time.Or go to the roadside and buy another bowl.

April 6

I took Ruolin's little nephew and my little nephew to Ocean Park, and at the same time they wanted to call my aunt, I am his uncle's wife; at the same time, they wanted to call Aunt Ruolin, the one with white skin and big eyes is the wife.He's as big as a kid, he blushes and has a thick neck, he almost fights, it's really worrying.

Originally, I didn't care who was the husband and who was the wife. If Lin was willing to call me wife, I would naturally be happy to call him husband.But he was thin-skinned and refused to say anything, so my wife was long and his daughter-in-law was short.But sometimes it's quite itchy to think about it, what should I do to make him call my husband?

April 6

Changed the Prajna raised in the game to Ruoruo's wife, and brought it with me in any dungeon. Now the whole district knows that the dog president of "Your Father" Liao has a partner, and the target's name has the word "Ruo" in it.Yao Ruolin didn't say anything, but secretly changed my name several times on my account, and I could barely delete the title of wife.Fortunately, he changed Inugami to my name, put a row of five in the barrier, did not bring Yuhun, and was beaten every day.An acquaintance in the game fell into trouble, and ran into my space to break his barrier record. Today, Yuzao beat the dog to death with the previous move, and tomorrow the big tengu beat the dog to death with a wing. The routine is so familiar that I want to curse. Is there really a principle of reincarnation in the world?

I prefer not to change my name.

April 6

Sleep in the study.

April 6

Sleep in the study room in the first half of the night, and sleep in the living room in the second half of the night.

April 6

No, Yao Ruolin saw through the trick, so he will sleep in the kitchen tonight.

April 6

It doesn't matter if you sleep in the kitchen, it's close to the bathroom.If a fox wants to steal a chicken, he can steal it anywhere.

Remarks: Go buy a storage rack another day, and hang the bottles and cans on the washstand against the wall so that they won't stand in the way of neighbors.

April 6

Sleep in the utility room.

Remarks: It's okay to do this and that in moderation, but it can't be too much, especially if it gets him into a mess and his physiology is out of control.I have remembered my wife's teachings, and I will be a gentleman next time.

April 6

Sleep in the utility room.

April 6

Sleep in the utility room.

April 6

Sleep in the utility room.

When will this day be...

(Yao Ruolin commented: If it is agreed, a lifetime is a lifetime, and the difference is a year, a month, a day, and an hour.)

April 7

He didn't dare to write a diary anymore, he actually found out.I also like the sentence in Farewell My Concubine, I will never be as weak and irresponsible as Duan Xiaolou, no matter what the good or the bad, I will spend the rest of my life with you.

But I am not happy to let me sleep in the utility room for the rest of my life. I will block the door when he is on a business trip.

(Black out the entire sentence above and replace it with the following sentence.)

Yao Ruolin, I love you.

The author has something to say:

I don't know what to write in the episode, so I can only roughly imitate Mr. Hu Shi's poker diary and write some daily journals.I have to change the settings of Salted Egg's coquettish bitch, and the outline needs to be revised.The upcoming new article is Gu Dan, girls who can eat suspense and fantasy themes can bookmark it~

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