Schrödinger's straight man

There are three beds in the ward, Yutou sleeps in the innermost one by the window, next to two patients, one is an elderly man, his son, daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law accompany the bed in shifts, and occasionally nephews and nephews and other relatives come to visit one is a middle school student, and his grandparents circled around him, almost living by the bedside, so it seemed that he was alone in the corner, desolate and desolate.

Qin Shaoyou went to work late in the afternoon, clocked in at three o'clock, and played with Yao Ruolin and the others until 02:30, before quitting the game unsatisfied.When he moved the bench back to the ward to pack the lunch box, he saw a young woman sitting under the window, with flat bangs and long curly hair, mature and sexy clothes, a pair of shiny hands covered with rhinestones peeling oranges and laughing with fish heads, and smeared her lips. Luminous and dewy dark lipstick.

"Who is this one?" Qin Shaoyou raised his eyebrows at him, his expression a little ambiguous.Yutou is a programmer who faces the computer all day long. He knows very few women, and it is even rarer to see one with heavy makeup. Suddenly, a young and beautiful woman appears beside him, which makes him think that he has misunderstood the bed.

A thin blush appeared on Yutou's dark face with Chinese characters, and he said angrily, "Don't think about it! This is Yunque's girlfriend, the Su Qianxun in the dormitory." He turned to face Su Qianxun again. , said with a smile, "This is President Dog, his real surname is Qin, the Qin of the treacherous minister Qin Hui."

"Fart, I'm the Qin of the hero Qin Qiong!"

Su Qianxun was so teased by them that she covered her mouth and smiled, and after a while she raised her head and called out sweetly and crisply: "Brother Qin." He politely extended his right hand to Qin Shaoyou, "My real surname is Su, Su Huiyi. Call me Su." Qian Xun can do it, so can Su Huiyi. Skylark can't come here because he's out of town, so I'll see if there's anything he needs to help with."

"It's fine if you want it, I don't dare to bother you." Qin Shaoyou shook hands with her immediately: "Don't call me big brother, just call me Qin Shaoyou, big brother calls me old."

Su Qianxun took the initiative to remove the surname again, and called out affectionately: "You less." The tone with a slight southern accent was so soft and waxy that water could be wrung out.

Qin Shaoyou got goosebumps all over his body for no reason, laughed twice, deliberately looked down at the time on his phone, and there was no new news from Yao Ruolin and the others on WeChat, so he excused that he was going to be late for work, and hurriedly cleaned up the meal that Yutou had eaten box away.

A new week in the game started, and the system settled all kinds of rewards from the previous week. When Qin Shaoyou was helping Yutou to collect the mail, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't fought for a long time. When he climbed up to see, his rank had fallen back to the initial stage.In the past, he would get angry for a long time when he dropped a paragraph, but now he let it drop, at worst, he would type it up later when he had time.After delivering the meal to Yutou in the evening, I have to help Yao Ruolin's friend to make a breakthrough, so I don't have so much energy to take care of this side.

After waiting for four or five days, finally waiting for another match with the arrogant and domineering Liao, Huainan Jun opened their breakthrough early, and broadcast the first defeated member on the message board of the president's space.Although there are a lot of people in this hut, there are more than [-] people, but there are less than [-] people who have reached the full level, and half of the people who are full of enchantment medals are even more so. It is really easy to fight.

In Yao Ruolin's dormitory, someone took him to fight against souls every day, and he also stole a lot of lineups.He and Qin Shaoyou were typing and leaving messages, counting the remaining players with medals, who I will fight next, and who you will fight; Huainan Jun and Fang Qilian cleaned up the low-level members for them, plus Yao Xianer and a few An English name, "Liuhua Shenxiang", the whole dormitory people use the chairman's space as a chat room, chatting happily.

As soon as the president went online, he came to Mr. Huainan angrily, and bluntly wished his family a reunion in the Qingming Festival. Mr. Huainan also wished him a long life, and burned paper for his descendants every year, which stimulated the president almost to have a stroke.In the end, he added fuel to the fire and said: "I told them not to fight so fast, at least take a breath and drink some water slowly, but our family Ying Chuixue and Yu Shisan said that they don't need to rest, just pour water It's all over."

The president scolded him for relying on the strong and bullying the weak, and also scolded him for being a fake tiger. I don't know where to dig a fighter with more than 2000 points in fighting skills to bully them. If there is a kind of team, don't ask outsiders or the whole room to fight together, and win once. Take what you can.

The next day, there was no match for this person among the other players with similar rankings. Mr. Huainan held back his breath and didn't fight back.Qin Shaoyou found that Yutou's space was full of scolding by the people in the dormitory. When he asked Yao Ruolin, it was the same situation, and he realized that it was their turn to be beaten today.

There are not many people in "Liuhua Deep Lane". They defeated Huainan Jun and the others, but they were stuck in the hands of Yao Ruolin and Qin Shaoyou. Seeing that the breakthrough failed to exceed 90.00%, the medals they got were about to fly, and they were so angry in their space Straight scolding.And also regarded Yao Ruolin as a female player, dedicated to humiliating him in the next three ways, and put the word "bitch" in every sentence.

Qin Shaoyou is a person who is accustomed to the game, and has never been humiliated by such a bad player. He hated him so much that he sneered with very ugly words: "Didn't you say that Liu Hua, a woman from a Liaobi kiln, Is it okay to break? Why can’t it be broken just after I finished speaking? Could it be because of kidney deficiency and hard energy?”

Yao Ruolin just asked indifferently: "A woman is a bitch, so what is your mother?"

The seed of hatred has sprouted from the ground.

Qin Shaoyou approached Mr. Huainan to ask for the position of vice president. When he got up early in the morning, he stared at the breakthrough of the newly renovated Yinyang Liao, waiting for them to get married under his nose.They finally ran into each other again two days later, before Yao Ruolin and the others intervened, he singled out a room of more than 80 people.Every time he wins a member, he taunts the orphan on the message board, and hangs screenshots of beating the president and vice president in his own space.The president of the other party wanted to scold him, so he clicked in to take a look, his eyes went black with anger, and he smashed the phone to pieces.

When it was the third time, Yao Ruolin called one by one, and by the way, condolences to the orphans on the message board. Half of the space was hung with a screenshot of the breakthrough victory, and half of the space was hung with a gift bag purchased with the medal for winning them, and a screenshot of the generous reward.It also caused the chairman to scrap a new mobile phone, and even offered a reward at the expense of asking the breakthrough boss in the liaison to jump over to guard it in the public channel.

These two little shabby huts fought fiercely in the city, and they made a big splash in the game. Even Qin Shaoyou's own hut had heard about it, discussing in the WeChat group whether to switch jobs to earn some extra money.

Liuyun Suiyue usually has a good relationship with Yao Ruolin. There are few girls in the dormitory, so she likes to team up with the cockposses and rabbits to play dungeons.Hearing about this, he asked Yao Ruolin privately if he needed help.She is also one of the members in charge of breaking through in the team, and she specializes in playing the very difficult position in the team.

Naturally Yao Ruolin couldn't wish for it, and agreed to give her a blessing bag of concentric orchids every day as a thank-you gift, and she brought her little sister and mother-in-law with her, planning to leave the dormitory in the morning and go to "Liuhua Shenxiang" together in the afternoon.

Qin Shaoyou was in a bit of a dilemma. He had a few active high-scoring players under him. He took Yutou's number to pass, and Liuyun Suiyue and Chicken Po was going to pass again, leaving Skylark, Rabbit and his own number three.Further down, some members with their own strengths negotiated to go to the enemy's side to earn a few gift bags to draw cards, and it was like cutting off his arm, and the strength of the team dropped a lot.

Knowing his difficulty, Yao Ruolin was about to settle it, and we should deal with it ourselves, Qin Shaoyou said again: "Why don't I take the Yutou account and go back to the liao first, Liuyun and Ji Po are enough to beat them to retreat and sell the account. "Yao Ruolin said yes, and he would come back if he beat them again. It was a waste of life to be angry with the villain all day long.

So Qin Shaoyou readjusted the division of labor in the office, let some players go out, and temporarily recruited some new players in the name of exchanging fragments.Liu Yun Suiyue took the chicken mother-in-law to "Liuhua Shenxiang" to replace his previous vice president position.

The author has something to say:

Qin Shaoyou (slaps himself): Why did I agree to let him go, a pig-headed man who is obsessed with sex?

※Concentric Orchid is a kind of gift package that is given to each other by friends. It costs 30 yuan each, which can be exchanged for six-star Royal Soul Orochi scales, enchantment cards and gold coins, and maybe there are tickets for drawing shikigami and upgrading ssr The black egg of skill.Anyway, it’s sending money and advanced props to friends.

I don't know why I can't reply to the comment on the wheelbarrow.Even if I am harmonized and locked, I will say in bold and capital letters with multiple exclamation points: I can drive a big truck!I can fly a plane!