[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

On the second day of life on a deserted island, Captain Jack, who has amazing survivability, took the initiative to go into the sea and caught a big fish back.

The blue sky and white clouds, the sun is shining, occasionally seagulls fly by, Cal leans against a tree, eats grilled fish, fears of getting drunk, only takes a sip of rum, and enjoys reminiscing about what he just listened to last night The story of the legendary pirate Captain Jack Sparrow squinted happily.

The captain, who looked relaxed, but actually managed to catch a fish, looked at the little wizard with a blank expression.

A certain brat who has no humility spirit, when he went to the wine cellar to get rum for the second time, he had already gnawed the fish to pieces...

Jack wanted to run up and kick the kid in the ass.

He suppressed his anger, and silently recited "he's still a child, he's still a child, he's still a child" three times in his heart, and then walked over again.

"Captain, you're back!" Gal greeted him heartlessly.

"Didn't your mother tell you that you have to wait for the elders to come back before eating together?" Jack asked angrily.

"No, why wait?"

Gal replied in surprise: "My mother said, I'm growing up, anyone can be hungry, but I can't be hungry, so I have to eat first."

Jack took a deep breath, deliberately showed a friendly smirk, and said jokingly: "If I have the chance, I will definitely have a good talk with your mother about your education."

"Did you forget? Jack, you're a pirate."

Gal was completely unaware of what Jack meant, and instead said with pity: "Are you sure you want to talk to my mother? But what kind of education can you, a pirate, talk to my mother about? My mother is not only a top student who graduated from Hogwarts, but later You were also admitted to MIT, a Muggle university, and you probably haven't even attended elementary school."

Merlin on!

When Gal said the above words, he absolutely did not mean any offense or contempt.

He just stated a fact naturally, but for those who listened, it was very embarrassing.

Once again, the little wizard stabbed him several times in the heart. Captain Jack, who had never been to elementary school, completely ignored him.

However, since there are only two of them on the desert island.

The atmosphere would undoubtedly be boring if they were relatively silent, so they quickly made up again.

As for Galbien, a spoiled and spoiled brat, although most of the time his words are not pleasant, he only cares about himself when he does things.

But in fact, this is not because he is selfish by nature, but because as the youngest child in the family, he is used to being favored by his parents and elders who put himself first in everything.

All wizard relatives who are older than him will not argue with a child, and when they go out occasionally, the only request the adults ask him is "you just need to take care of yourself, Gall".

This directly led to him habitually thinking about himself first whenever he encountered something.

Because adults will take good care of themselves, so he definitely doesn't need to worry about it, so as long as he takes good care of himself, he will be a good boy who will save everyone trouble.

That's not to say his fault.

It's just... Occasionally, when interacting with others, this shortcoming will be fully exposed.Of course, if he follows the normal growth trajectory, when he enters Hogwarts and starts to communicate with his peers, he will gradually realize these and correct them unconsciously. After all, his nature is not bad.

It's a pity that this inexplicable time travel interrupted his step-by-step growth trajectory.

That's why he looked a little selfish in front of the captain.

Fortunately, Captain Jack Sparrow is used to the double-faced and self-centered pirates.

In comparison, the little wizard's shortcomings are not worth mentioning at all.

What's more, some interesting information about the future can be extracted from the mouth of the little wizard.

This kept the curious Captain Jack in a mood full of interest.

That night, Garl also sang Hogwarts school song to the captain, using the tune taught by George Weasley, Funeral March.

It can be seen that the twins of the King of Mischief, even if one is unfortunately lost, the other has never stopped...

In this era, the funeral march has not yet officially appeared.

But Captain Jack couldn't bear the dejected tone, and shouted loudly to shut up.

So he hastily taught Garl another pirate song.

The tune, the exact opposite of the one Garr sang, was full of sensual gaiety, along the lines of 'I'm a pirate, I steal, I blackmail, I don't give a damn. Yoooooho! Cheers, friends!Kill and set fire, we are pirates! '

The little wizard who had never seen the world was shocked by this song.

Although the education he received since he was a child told him that stealing, extortion, murder and arson are wrong ideas, the rebellious psychology hidden in his heart made him think, "how cool is this, much cooler than being a wizard '!Even if he didn't really want to kill and set fire, but when he yelled like this, he felt that he was too imposing!

then……

Captain Jack stepped on a stone with one foot, waved his arms, and shouted passionately: "Our goal is..."

"Conquer the sea!" The brainwashed little wizard jumped up holding the rum and shouted in response.

"What if someone stops us?!" the captain continued to ask loudly.

"Fuck him to death!" Gal yelled in a childish voice.

"Well said, sailor!" praised the captain approvingly.

The little wizard's eyes were shining, and he looked at him with adoration.

If the captain is given a few more days, there will probably be another die-hard wizard.

However, on the third day, the life of a large and a small on a deserted island will come to an end.

A group of smugglers came to this deserted island by boat.

They had come to pick up some stockpile of rum to sell.

The leader of the smugglers seemed to know Jack, and when he saw him, he showed a meaningful smile.

"Look who we met."

The bearded middle-aged man laughed and said, "The famous Jack Sparrow!"

"Please call me Captain Jack Sparrow." Jack corrected.

Then, he twisted his waist with a happy expression, greeted them hypocritically, embraced each other, and patted each other's backs affectionately. If you ignore the strength of the two people who want to slap each other to death, this is really a rare reunion of old friends.

"Captain, I didn't see your ship."

The middle-aged man said mockingly: "Come on, Jack, everyone already knows about your betrayal by Barbossa."

"It's an honor that you care about me so much." Jack said bitterly.

"Concerned? No, we are dying of laughter! You will also have a day when the gutter capsizes, haha." The middle-aged man continued to laugh without the slightest concealment.

"Glad to entertain you." Jack shrugged indifferently.

"Okay, let's not mention that, how many bottles of rum did you steal from me?" the bearded middle-aged man asked with a straight face.

"What?" Jack said with an innocent face, "What rum, I don't know."

"Jack?" the bearded middle-aged man said again seriously.

"Okay, just a little bit."

Jack held out his hand, trying to bring his thumb and forefinger together, just a little apart, to show that he had really only drank a small amount.

"Jack!!!"

The bearded middle-aged man couldn't help shouting angrily!

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, I moved several bottles."

Seeing that he couldn't hide it, Jack had no choice but to say frankly: "But it's not about me alone, and..."

He pulled the little wizard who had been hiding behind him to the front of the crowd: "And him, he drank too."

Gal, who had been watching from the side, suddenly looked at him in disbelief. What is this? Will the great pirate captain betray the crew?

The bearded man was taken aback by the child who hadn't noticed because of his short stature.

He subconsciously looked at the kid in front of him who looked only in his teens...

After a long time, he sighed in a complicated tone, "Oh my god, you're really tight, Jack!"

"What?" Jack asked bewildered.

"Is this why Barbossa betrayed you?" the bearded man continued with an understanding expression.

"What what?" Captain Jack felt like a fool for the first time.

The bearded man glanced at him, and finally told the 'truth' he sighed: "Jack, you actually made such a big son behind his back..."

What the fuck!!

Only then did Jack react...

That little wizard who likes to change his face seems to have changed his face to look like himself not long ago in order to please himself!

But what does this have to do with Barbossa's betrayal?

... Well, there are always some boring people who like to think wildly!

"He's not my son." He couldn't help but defend himself.

"Come on, this is the tradition of your family. Back then, your father didn't know whether you were his son, but, you see, when you grow up, you and him are exactly the same. Blood relationship can't lie , This kid in front of me is also the same. Look at his eyebrows, that nose, and that mouth, he is definitely your kind!"

The bearded man said impatiently: "However, I don't care about the messy things in your house. I only care about my rum, even if your son drinks it. Sometimes, I can only ask you for money. Stop talking nonsense and pay."

It was rare for Galbien to understand.

To drink rum, you need to pay... However, I have no money. In order not to be asked for debts, Jack must pay!

But if Jack pays...

So, he made a decisive decision and hugged Jack's thigh flexibly and flexibly: "Father Jack, don't deny me."

Captain Jack of 'Happy Dad': ...fuck you!

After a while, he glared at the little wizard bitterly, and began to seek money from him.

However, after groping all over his body, he only took out a few shells, a rum bottle cap, a tattered button, and a piece of fish bone...

One big and one small looked at each other in blank dismay.

Then, they looked at the bearded smuggler together, opened their innocent eyes wide open, and showed almost identical flattering smiles, which revealed poverty.

The author has something to say: Well, there's a character coming up next, and I'm not sure if writing about him will be awkward or unpopular...

But still want to try.