[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

It's not that Tony wants to talk nonsense, he just doesn't want to talk about 'brain deletion'.

Maybe it's... a little embarrassing.

Why are you willing to sacrifice and dedicate this kind of...

It's embarrassing to think about it.

"I still prefer you to think of me as an asshole," he murmured to himself.

But Steve didn't think so.

His character is old-fashioned and serious, and when he becomes stubborn, it's endless, endless, endless! ! !

"That's the worst plan, the worst plan, don't you understand?"

After being unable to evade Steve's persistent questioning, Tony finally became a little annoyed.

He bluffed and yelled aggressively: "If everything is safe, OK, you don't need to say it, I will take good care of my genius head. So, don't talk nonsense to me, as if you are the only sensible person in the world. "

Steve was too angry to say a word.

If it is inspiring and uplifting, a hundred Tonys are not as charismatic as Captain America, but if it is purely such verbal arguments and nonsense, then it has to be reversed, and a hundred Steves are also more powerful than Captain America. Not a Tony.

So he decided not to argue any further, nodded slightly towards the eavesdropping little wizard, and was about to turn around and leave.

"Hey……"

Tony couldn't help calling him back again, dryly trying to make a wisecrack: "You just left? Shouldn't you say Icandothisallday?"

"I don't want to be kidding, and..."

Steve glanced at him dryly. "That's not a funny joke, Tony."

Then, he really walked away without looking back.

Gal looked at the captain's back, and then at Tony, who had his hair down in a daze: "You should really listen to the captain."

"Why?"

"Just because you became mentally handicapped, he still persisted. He even took you to the bathroom with him, helped you hold up your dick, and prevented you from peeing on your pants."

"...That's not me, please shut up."

"Really, Tony. Although I am younger than you, I am much more mature than you."

"Mature than me? What gave you such a big illusion that traveling through time and space screwed up your brain?" Tony said mockingly.

"Everywhere is strong. I have an optimistic personality. I never go into a dead end. My love life is stable, my career develops normally, and I am positive every day." Gal said with fingers: "I watched Titanic with Damian tonight, you Definitely didn't watch it with the captain."

"Why should I watch that thing with that antique... a story of a ship crashing into an iceberg, and many people died?"

"I don't know either, but when you're in a relationship, you should watch that, the classic romance movie."

"Dating? Why do you think... Steve and I are not what you imagined, we are friends."

"Damian and I were friends when we first met."

"Forget it, let's change the subject."

Tony said feebly: "What's the matter with your space-time ability? Is it controllable or uncontrollable?"

"Since I came back from that time and space, I have a little idea, but I still want to ask Loki for details. He seems to know something. And, I have a good idea..."

Gal replied seriously: "Although you don't want to mention it, but this time...really, you don't need to brain-delete, Damian will protect me, and I will protect everyone."

Tony finally couldn't help but hugged him into his arms. He obviously felt like he was a child before, but he had grown so big in the blink of an eye.

With complicated emotions, he purposely reached out to rub the little wizard's hair into a mess with relief and evil intentions and said, "Listen, it shouldn't be your responsibility, little wizard. It's mine, captain's, Batman's, Superman's." ..." He said very gently: "At your age, the real job should be to study and play, and you shouldn't worry about these dangerous things."

Gal looked at him a little moved: "Thank you, Tony, you are so kind. But..."

He added: "However, if I have the ability, how can I not help? When aliens invade, age does not matter."

"Hehe, haven't you run out of strength? What else can you do?"

After running to the newly built Asgard and finding Loki, he gave such a sentence with a bad attitude.

The little prince of Asgard felt very unlucky.

According to his usual style of conduct, since he knew that Thanos and the others would be defeated, he would naturally stand on Sol's side more firmly, but it has to be said that most of the time he and the people on Sol's side didn't get along very well. He always thought that these people didn't 'respect' him enough. For example, in the last martial arts competition, in spite of his strong objections, he was so disgusted with the drunkard Valkyrie who beat him down again.

But there is no way, everyone obviously doesn't have any idea of ​​taking care of his self-esteem.

After hearing his bad attitude towards the little wizard, Damian sneered and asked bluntly, "Did you never fight since you were a child? The one who tried his best?"

"how do you know?"

Before Loki could answer, Thor interjected in great surprise: "Rocky has loved to play tricks and tricks since he was a child, and he doesn't like confrontation with people the least."

"So, it's no wonder you don't understand." The little wizard explained seriously: "Even if you fight with all your strength, you are exhausted and don't want to move. But after a night of sleep, your strength will always recover."

He raised his head and looked at Loki curiously: "Why do you think I won't recover?"

Because you look like a disposable product that dies when it's used up.

Loki thought viciously in his heart.

But because of the son of Batman who was getting more and more powerful next to him, he didn't say it out loud.

As for other reasons, he refused to think about it, and he didn't want to admit the terrible fact that his IQ had accidentally dropped after being tricked too many times.

So, he changed the subject: "Don't you just want to ask me what I know specifically? Actually, I don't know much. But in terms of the concept of time and space, I can give you some help."

Then, he pretended to be serious and started science popularization: "Let's explain briefly, we live in a universe of infinitely many universes, and there are infinitely many of these universes... Each universe has its own number, for example, where we are currently My universe number is 815 (EARTH-815), next door there is 616, MCU (Earth-199999), Ultimate Universe (Earth-1610), New52 or whatever.”

"Wait, brother, besides our universe, are there other universes?" Sol asked in surprise.

"of course."

"But I don't know how, how did you know? Do Thor and Loki exist in other universes? Are they good brothers?"

"You've never had a good cultural lesson, Bro. Well, actually, my mother told me some things before, and I've been running around outside for the past few years, and I've gradually discovered the truth. Other universes do have Thor and Loki, but I am the elder brother."

"Wait, you're the eldest brother? I don't believe you are a lie."

"up to you."

"I will never believe it."

"casual."

Rocky's calm and breezy attitude immediately made Sol dubious: "I can't imagine what it would be like for you to be the eldest brother."

"I'm great, a hundred times better than you." Loki said calmly, "At least when you say giveusakiss to me, I will always satisfy you."

"God Odin is above!"

Sol was stunned for two seconds, and said in disbelief: "How many years ago did that happen, and you are still holding grudges!"

"Don't digress, continue." Gal knocked on the table, interrupting the bickering between the brothers, and urged.

"It's no secret anymore." Loki casually said impatiently: "Ordinary people often have a strange feeling of 'I've done this before' or 'This thing seems to have happened'. In fact, this It is all powerful spiritual power that vaguely touched the barriers of the parallel world, and felt the signs and proofs of another time and space. As a powerful magician, I can feel more things and know more. Of course , you are a little more amazing than me, you can... Well, you can travel in different time and space, and you are not limited to parallel worlds, to reach the leap of time and space. From this point of view, you are unique, but It's a question of usage."

Speaking of this, he couldn't help complaining: "I have seen two idiots who have power but don't know how to master it. One is Thor who thinks he is the hammer god (Sol: younger brother!) One of them is you, who clearly possesses the power of time and space, but has never seriously studied the laws and operation methods! What do you think? When are you planning to throw those aliens who are stalking the atrium into the black hole? disappear?"

"My strength doesn't recover that fast." Gal replied honestly.

"When will it recover?" Loki asked impatiently.

"Maybe 100 years, 200 years..." Gall said casually.

Loki wanted to kill so badly.

"Don't worry, I have other ways to help you."

Gal said confidently: "After listening to your introduction, I am more confident."

"How?" Loki asked hopelessly.

"I don't have enough power now, and I can't just throw two planets into the big black hole as happily as last time, but I can summon superheroes from parallel worlds and open a few small-scale space doors, as long as the other party responds to my call Summoning, you can use part of the opponent's power to come to us temporarily, even if you only stay for two hours, think about it!"

Gal said enthusiastically: "If one Superman, one Batman, one Iron Man, and one Captain America can't beat the aliens, then I will summon ten Supermen, ten Batmans, ten Iron Man, and ten Captain America. Come……"

Loki looked at him expressionlessly, pondering the feasibility of this matter.

Damian looked very casual, but stood firmly behind Gall, expressing his support.

On the day when the alien invaders officially attacked the earth, the little wizard did exactly that.

"It worked, Damian!"

He hugged his boyfriend and jumped up and down happily: "There is a response to me! Look, is that Superman from a parallel time and space? Why is his uniform white? Hahaha, Iron Man from another time and space, why is his armor also white? Yes, it's much taller than Tony! Batman is here too, why is he so fat and short? It's the same as the building blocks..."

The author has something to say: Well... I'm almost done, but there may be more side stories in this book, such as daily life and so on, mainly about bat people.

When this article was published, one was for Captain Jack, and the other was for the Bat family, but I wrote it too casually and only for my own enjoyment, which led to confusion in many places, so please forgive me.