[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

The battle ended very quickly. Although it cannot be said that it was a big victory, it was indeed a qualified battle to defend the earth.

After all, for the aliens, this was a surprise attack, but for Damian and his party, who had already prepared for the second battle, they were already familiar with how to fight. There is a group of 'friends' who came here from parallel time and space.

Those damned aliens might risk everything to win a tragic victory, but it is obviously completely inconsistent with their imagined plan of "taking the earth easily". Moreover, this group of space invaders with the dream of contending for space hegemony is not Not very willing to waste all our troops on this little earth.

They eventually retreated.

But this does not mean the end, just a new beginning.

"Sooner or later, the earth will enter the universe, and the next invaders may be them, and there may be other enemies." Tony landed on the ground, and there were mottled scratches on the golden-red steel armor after the war.

"So, the earth needs to evolve and needs a leader." A different time and space iron man wearing white armor flew over and said.

At this time, due to Gal's limited power, most of the superheroes (as everyone thinks) who responded to Gal's call in parallel time and space stayed for a limited time. .And the few who were summoned first, that is, Gal's power is barely enough, but when he is not skilled in using it, the few who were summoned at the beginning can still stay for a short time.

They are Iron Man in white armor, Superman in white uniform, and the chunky Batman who looks like a building block. In addition, there is an Iron Man who can take off the golden and red helmet, but inside he is a heroic figure. Girl……

"What's with your armor? And your helmet, without a visor?"

Tony was interested in listening to visitors from different time and space, so he took the initiative to strike up a conversation with the white iron man next to him.

"You can understand it as a new look, with a layer of chrome, it's sparkling, it's in my heart, it's sexy as hell. As for the mask..."

The white iron man replied in a calm tone: "I can't cover my face all the time, how can I prevent the world from admiring my handsome face?"

"Indeed, I'm so handsome."

Tony couldn't help but nodded in agreement: "Sometimes when I look in the mirror, I can't stop myself."

"There is no doubt that it is true." The white iron man said happily.

Then, he turned the topic back and reminded himself in this world: "This time is quite dangerous, don't you think, should we do something?"

"What?" Tony didn't understand what he meant.

"When the earth officially enters space, we need the power to protect ourselves." The white iron man said very provocatively: "We should help human beings evolve."

"You mean super soldier serum? That won't work, not everyone can become Captain America." Tony refused.

"No, I mean the Extremis virus." The white iron man grinned and talked eloquently: "A virus that allows human beings to evolve, improve a person's abilities and appearance in all aspects, I have already tested it, through the mobile phone program Come spread the word, try it for free, then pay..."

"Wait? Pay?" Tony began to feel that something was wrong.

"Yes, that's what I do," said the white iron man.

"So how do you price it?" Tony asked, frowning.

Then, he was offered a ridiculously high price: "There's no way anyone could afford that."

The white iron man laughed again, and said very proudly: "They must buy it, as long as they try it once, and after experiencing their more beautiful and capable side, who would like to return to the ugly and incompetent situation? So, they It will form a cyclical dependence, even if you go bankrupt, murder and set fire, you still have to make money to buy it..."

"It's soft drugs!" Tony was stunned.

He finally realized that Iron Man in another time and space seemed to be fooling himself into doing a terrible thing: "In your time and space, are you really Chaoying?"

White Iron Man introduced himself calmly: "No, I plan to be a charming villain."

Tony:  …

"Hell, why haven't I gone back yet!"

Unlike the serious discussion of the two men in parallel time and space, the female iron man looked very angry, and when she fought just now, she also seemed very violent.

"Whatthefuck! There is still a female me? Wait, what are you doing with a white cloth on your head?" Tony asked in surprise.

"That's not a white cloth, that's a wedding dress! A wedding dress!!! I was at a wedding when I was called." The female Iron Man replied angrily.

"Wedding!" Tony and the white iron man exclaimed at the same time.

"Sonofabitch!" the female iron man cursed: "He was about to put a ring on me, and the next moment was the groom kissing the bride, but I was fooled by the words 'the earth is in crisis and needs help' to a different time and space He shouldn't think that I escaped marriage! Damn @#$%^&*()..."

"Language." Captain America just walked over with a shield. With his traditional and old-fashioned character, he really couldn't bear such a swearing by a woman. What's more, this female Iron Man from a parallel time and space is very beautiful, just like Tony. Caramel-colored big eyes, and the contours are much softer than Tony's. As long as you shut up and don't speak, you look like an innocent little angel.

The female iron man shut up instantly.

She blinked her big eyes and looked at Steve hesitantly: "God, you, you are the Steve of this world..."

This tone was suddenly soft, which made it difficult for people to get used to it.

Even Steve himself nodded a little flattered: "Uh...it's me."

"You scruffy beard, are you still single?"

Steve: What's the matter with the beard, who did the beard offend? ? ?

To be honest, whether it was Tony or the white iron man, they were at a loss at this moment.

They never doubted their own intelligence, no matter what time and space they were, no matter what gender they were... But this female, self from another time and space, this is really a bit weird.

"It seems that she is single." The female iron man showed a look of pity.

She looked sideways at herself in this time and space and the white iron man in another time and space, and sighed, "It's understandable, in a world where there are no outstanding women like me, who else can you fall in love with?"

A thunderbolt from the blue sky!

"You... don't tell me that the groom at the wedding is Captain America." Tony blurted out.

The white iron man also had a face struck by lightning: "I know that I am very charming, but I didn't expect that even the captain..."

Looking at the three iron men who are obviously different but equally narcissistic, Captain America suddenly realizes that different environments bring about different changes, but the essence and soul of a person will probably not change.

He covered his forehead helplessly, not knowing what to say.

On the other end, the white Superman looked a little serious, or too serious.

He ignored Superman, who seemed to want to communicate with him in this world, and flew directly towards Batman, his long white cape fluttering in the wind: "Bruce."

Bruce took a step back subconsciously, showing a wary look.

Even if they were still fighting side by side against the aliens invading the earth just a moment ago, it didn't mean that he would immediately hand over his trust to a visitor from another time and space that he didn't understand.

What's more, this white superman flew in front of him with his feet off the ground, his cold and condescending gaze was not comfortable.

"Hi!" Superman who belonged to this world did not feel the tense atmosphere at all.

He leaned over again, with a familiar bright smile on his face, and warmly greeted: "Are you a Superman from another world? Why is the uniform white?"

But the white Superman ignored him, his attitude was disdainful and indifferent, and there was a bit of hatred.

'But why should he hate himself? '

Bruce felt more and more that something was wrong with Bai Chao, and became more vigilant.

"Come with me, Bruce." Bai Chao said.

"What?" Bruce asked confused.

"Get out of here, get away from that weak and useless me."

Bai Chao looked at the familiar black cloak nostalgicly, and stretched out his hand towards Batman: "Go to my world, let's rule it together."

"You said...reign?" Hearing the word, Batman subconsciously became alert.

He looked at the superman in his own time and space. The little reporter obviously couldn't understand what was going on. He showed a blank expression, pointed to his nose, and asked in surprise, "Is it because I'm weak and useless?"

At the same time, Gal, the instigator, didn't even notice how unusual it was to help the visitor from another time and space who hadn't left yet.

Living in a superhero world, it is inevitable that he will have some deep-rooted concepts in his mind, such as Superman is a good guy, and Iron Man is hard-spoken but soft-hearted but also a great hero.Therefore, he felt relieved to let these "chaoying" who hadn't left to reminisce about the past, and felt that it was very interesting to "face each other in different time and space".

But God knows how frightened these superheroes were.

And Gal and Robin are watching the chunky Batman who is said to come from the world of Lego.

Lego Batman, who is half a person tall, has a cute body proportion, and even the arrogant and angry teeth can make people burst into laughter.

"I never thought in my life that the word cute could be synonymous with Batman."

Regardless of Lego Batman's displeasure, Ye Yi happily lay on his shoulder and took a selfie with his phone.

Jason wanted to pick up this Batman and lift it high, because although this Batman can move, run and jump, it looks too much like a large toy model, and it is still a toy version of Batman; Tom was also very excited, but he was still reserved in this regard. He didn't come close, but he began to think about it. Afterwards, he could do his own handwork and make a Batman like this.

Gal rushed over and hugged the Batman, showing a silly smile.

Damian took pictures beside him helplessly, pretending to take care of Gal's emotions, but if you ignore him sneaking at the cape of this chunky building block Batman from time to time, and touching his smooth plastic shoulders with unconcealed affection, everyone You should believe his so-called declaration of 'I'm not a child, so I don't like toys anymore'.

No way, kids (and older kids too) will love LEGO Batman.

But soon, the relaxed atmosphere was broken.

Tony ran all the way over, pointed at the white iron man and shouted: "Gal, send him away quickly, he is a bad guy."

The female iron man also yelled: "I want to go back to get married, let me go back. If you make my wedding cancel and I can't get married, I will never end with you!!"

When the little wizard looked confused and didn't know why, the superman in this world also went crazy.

He rushed up to fight Bai Chaoda: "Go find your own Batman, this Batman is mine! Mine!!!"

The author has something to say: I'm sorry everyone, I actually came back a few days ago, but an uncle in my family passed away, and there are some procedures for human relations to go... ORZ

My distant relatives don't have deep feelings, and I haven't met more than ten times in total, so I don't feel so sad.But to be honest, he is not yet 50 years old. He was alive and kicking in the morning, he was notified of critical illness in the afternoon, and he was over in one night. He was sent to cremation today. I feel very, very scary. Sometimes people are really fragile.