[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

And Damian HE is not difficult at all.

Even though he pretended to be very angry, he had already been marked by Gal as a lover with full affection, and he couldn't hide his emotions at all.The seemingly serious game plan is just another neglect of protesting the little wizard.

But this time, he really blamed Gal by mistake.

Although Gal didn't cling to him all the time like a passionate love, he still took care of love while playing games, but he didn't take care of Damian. Instead, he built a group called 'batfamily' group.

In this group, there are Dick, Jason, Tim, Grandpa Alfred, and Bruce Wayne who has always been offline, but there is no Damian.

Because, this is a strategy that Gal made to 'be better integrated into her boyfriend's family and get along well with her boyfriend's family'.

This method was learned from Teddy Lupine.

You must know that Weasley is a family that pays great attention to family, and the family members are very united with each other, so when he wants to marry the girl from the Weasley family, he must first get rid of her family.Teddy did it, so he successfully embraced the beauty and became the first winner in life with a wife and son in the younger generation.

Gal heard him brag about this great feat many times, and let's not talk about how many beautification elements there are, but this method is indeed very desirable.

So, he decided to give it a try. Besides, he himself was a little curious about the Bat Family...

But for the Bat family, they were drawn into a group for no reason. The group never discussed how to fight bad guys, did not study how to improve force and black technology, and there were no conspiracies and tricks. Every day, I listened to the little wizard's parents and said something from time to time. Which pizza place in New York is good, so-and-so juice is on sale, and... Damian is angry again.

An extremely novel experience.

Of course, the little wizard's mouth and brother also played a big role.

God knows that Damian's son of a bitch has never called his brothers a good brother.

Based on a certain weird mood, no one left the group, including Bruce Wayne who had been diving all the time and showed that he was offline.

Then this time, they heard Gal mentioning the matter and asked everyone for their opinions.

Everyone was so amused by their childish love that they almost died laughing.

They came up with bad ideas one after another, what is 30% is enough to pass, don't do what is [-]% excellent; what is [-] days a month, just challenge how to make Damian's favorability down to the end in the first ten days, and then work hard to improve Pull, it will be more interesting...

Tim also offered to make a form for Gal.

He gave full play to his talent in analyzing information and summarizing reports, and helped him analyze calmly and rationally. How could he make Damian so angry that he was about to die before coaxing him with hugs and hugs? I also formulated a PlanABCD for the little wizard...

It can only be said that he really deserves to be the Red Robin who is most like Batman, and it is no wonder Damian always calls him a scheming ghost.

Looking at those plans, Dick felt his back go cold, and couldn't help but ask Jason: "Little Wing, I shouldn't have offended Tibao before, right?"

Jason thought for a while and replied: "You ate up the cake that Ah Fu made for the baby bird last time, is it considered an offense?"

Dick immediately decided to rob the cake shop tonight and buy a hundred cakes to make up for Tim.

Of course, although the troubles of the brothers seem to be quite lethal, in fact, they were all defeated by the nasty love of the young lovers in the end.

For example, according to Tim's plan, Damian's domineering bad temper cannot withstand provocation at all. Think about it, since he was born in the world, he has fought with his mother, grandpa, brother, and father every day. , Fight with all the villains... So just confront him, and he will refute whatever he says, and he will be pissed off to heaven!

However, when Gall does...

Damian just asked with a straight face: "Do you have to fight against me?" After the little wizard secretly provoked and said "yes" excitedly, he pressed the man in the alley and kissed until he was gasping for air. , can't say a word anymore.

"Love is really scary." Dick was wearing Nightwing's uniform, leaning against the wall with Jason in the red hood, peeking at his brother and his lover playing kisses pervertedly.

Tim looked at the scene on the monitor, bit his nails, and tapped on the keyboard expressionlessly, disappointed that he didn't make Damian mad.

Eventually, as the kids got older, Bruce couldn't sit still.

Although he has been offline in the group (everyone thinks he disdains to communicate with everyone), but he is used to controlling everything and knows everything (in fact, he is just diving to peek).

One night when Damian came back from night patrol (dating a lover), he handed over a box of condoms very skillfully, and enlightenedly said: "Remember to wear condoms."

If Dick was on the scene, he would definitely complain about Bruce again, "Tell me to wear a condom every day, and I don't know who killed me (Damian) in the end."

Since all Robins are born with a skill called 'Father', Mr. Mi, who has never passed the rebellious period of the second year, immediately sneered: "I don't need this thing."

Before Bruce frowned and was about to say something, the rebellious Damian desperately wanted to surpass his own father, and seized every opportunity to prove his brilliance.So, he stood on the stairs on the second floor, looked at his father Batman from the railing and said, "You forgot, father, Gal is a boy, this thing is useless."

So, one day in the future, when Gal hugged the two little wolf dogs and told Damian 'this is your son', Damian almost fainted from fright.

Although it was later proved that it was just a prank, but Damian deeply felt that Jiang is still old and hot, and wearing a condom is really important.

After several years of fighting and fighting, they went to the city of Atlantis in the sea at the invitation of King Arthur of the Sea.

There, they met an acquaintance - Witch Tia.

Witch Tia smiled at Gal: "I said, we will meet again in the future."

Gal was very surprised, and looked around: "Why are you here? Is Jack also here? Or is it that he has fulfilled his wish and was buried in the sea after death, turning into fish cakes?"

"No, he is still living well in the original time and space. The me who appeared in front of you is just a projection."

Witch Tia replied, "I've come for a reward, remember? The reward for the two rings."

"But the ring didn't help."

Damian immediately said shrewdly: "Why should we pay you?"

"Do you think so too?" Witch Tia asked the little wizard hoarsely.

Gal pursed his lips and replied, "No, thank you for the ring."

Damian looked at him suspiciously and asked, "What did you do?"

The little wizard tried to blink his eyes and put the matter off, but Damian's attitude was strong.

In the end, he had to confess, "I share the life force, Damian. There is no aftereffect, that is, we will die on the same day. But it's okay..."

He defended and said: "You rushed to the front in every battle. It was so dangerous at that time. Wizards always live longer and have stronger vitality than ordinary people. I just want to provide some weak help."

Damian looked at him in shock.

Cal shook his hairy ears that popped out again due to nervousness, and asked in a low voice: "So, we have to die together, don't you mind?"

"Galbien, you are mentally retarded, do you know that?" Damian said with red eyes while holding him tightly in his arms.

You know, wizards with a long lifespan can live two or three hundred years. For example, when Principal Dumbledore died, he was already over 110 years old. If he was not killed, he could live for a long time, but ordinary people can generally live to One hundred years old, which means that Gal shared his life span.

Of course, in Gal's view, this is nothing, and it is better to live a wonderful life than to live a long life.

Witch Tia looked at them with interest, and waited for their emotions to calm down before continuing to mention the previous matter: "So, my reward?"

Damian still felt that he was at a disadvantage, who would want a ring with broken functions?Well now, my mentally handicapped lover divides his life and finds a reward for it?

He couldn't help but curse again: "Galbien, you are really retarded."

Gal shook his hairy ears and pretended not to hear in a good-natured manner.

A certain duplicity is too much, and he will become angry when he punctures it, so let him blow hairy ground for a few times and take it easy.

But no matter how complicated Damian's emotions were, the little wizard agreed to Witch Tia's request for a reward.

The witch of Tia told him: "Calypso, the goddess of the sea, is sealed in my body. In a certain period of time, the goddess will break the seal. But fate is full of accidents. I want you to use the power of time and space to go back to that era. , to make sure nothing unexpected happens."

"Yes, I can meet the captain by the way." Gal replied optimistically: "I don't know how many crew members he has now, has he become the king of Pirates of the Caribbean?"

(Drunken, lying in the pigsty, Jack holds up the empty bottle and says drunkenly, "Cheers!")

They reached an agreement, and after making an appointment to help, the projection of Witch Tia left this time and space.

Sea King Arthur didn't have much interest in these things. He was only invited by the goddess of the sea who was sealed in the body of Witch Tia, so he invited two people over.At this point, the matter was settled, and he sent the two of them back to land.

After going back, it took about a few weeks.

Damian finally decided that it was time to HE.

He then informs Gal that it's time to get married.

Everyone thinks this is too hasty!

"Hey, bat boy, you didn't propose, you didn't prepare a ring, and you didn't have a romantic surprise, you just want someone to marry you..."

Dick couldn't help talking nonsense and said, "You really can't do this."

But the next moment, he was slapped in the face.

Gal happily agreed, and said positively: "I've wanted to get married for a long time!! If he doesn't mention it recently, I'm going to give him a love potion."