[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

After Damian and Gal got married, the two moved out together.

This is not difficult to understand, after all, most young people do not like to live with elders, for example, Dick and Jason moved out earlier, even single Tim has a few small apartments outside When a den.

However, before moving away with the baby wizard, Damian was very serious and promised the Lupines that he would take care of Gal.

He is indeed committed to being a super good man, but judging from his performance of almost blowing up the kitchen on the first morning, he probably got a bad start and his future is bleak.

Sure enough, in the following time, he also stuffed wet clothes into the oven to dry, fried ham slices with an electric iron, and threw all the dirty clothes (including shoes) into the washing machine when he was doing laundry one day. In the end, the bucket of clothes was no longer available, and the washing machine was stuck by something, and it was completely finished, and the water flowed all over the place...

On that day, Gal just came back from going out, out of laziness, he didn't open and knock on the door, and directly apparated in.

At that time, Damian was washing dishes in a hurry wearing disposable plastic gloves, but when he heard movement behind him, he sharply jumped up and turned around, posing an attacking posture, and the pile of dishes fell down with a bang. The ground made a maddening crackling sound.

"What thefuck!" Gall blurted out, "Damian, what the hell are you doing!"

Damian looked around, looked calmly as if nothing had happened, and accused in turn, "Didn't you say you'd be back at six in the afternoon?"

"Yes, I learned the spell that I'm going to learn today in advance, so I can leave get out of class early. But, does it have anything to do with how soon you make your home like this?"

"Of course it matters. If you come back later, I can pack these up."

Gal looked at him suspiciously.

Damian didn't change his face, and said very confidently: "A lot of things need practice. I haven't done this before. Now, I'm practicing. When I'm proficient enough, I won't be like this."

Do you think it's game skills?Is it enough to brush proficiently?

Gal didn't believe a single letter, so, in order to prevent his new home from being destroyed by Damian, it was rare for him to take the initiative to 'share the housework'.

Da Mian is very competitive and never willing to admit his failure.

So, he immediately refused arrogantly, the reason is 'I don't believe that I can't do things well, you can do well', and later thought of 'I promise your parents will take care of you, I mean what I say'.

Gal: ...you won.

But sometimes, people have to admit that God, or Merlin, will not make a person perfect, no matter who they are, there will always be some flaws.For example, Damian's heart-wrenching ability to do housework.

Fortunately, he is a superhero by profession, and this shortcoming will not have a great impact on his career, but it is a bit of a nightmare for the family, especially since he is very stubborn and does not listen to others.

In the end, before Damian's 'proficiency' was not maxed out, they had to start a life of eating and drinking between Wayne Manor and Lupin's house.

As for the messy new home made by Damian, it took less than an hour for Grandpa Alfred to clean it up.

Gal couldn't help admiring Alfred very much, and confessed affectionately: "I love you the most, Grandpa Alfred."

Even Damian said with rare reserve: "Thank you, Pennyworth."

In addition, there are some other episodes.

One day, Gal was summoned by the Witch of Tia.

Together with Damian, he immediately opened the gate of time and space that had been useless for a long time and had been mastered.

The Sea Goddess broke the seal, and Witch Tia had secretly planned it for many years, so the development went very smoothly, and it was almost useless for them to take action.Witch Tia obviously knew this too, and she made the request at the time just to insure herself and make sure nothing would go wrong.

Happily, though, they reunited with Captain Jack once again.

Although Jack shouted enthusiastically, "Little wizard, you have grown up", he pushed Gal towards a large number of marines who came to encircle the pirates, turned around and ran away again...

"I'm not surprised at all that he did that."

Gal used a newly learned Muggle Ignore Charm while talking to Damian helplessly.

The spell was effective, and the marines ran past them with their swords raised, but they ignored them.

Damian couldn't help but raised the corners of his lips, and lowered his head to kiss his forehead as if no one else was there.

Then, they returned to their own time and space, but Gal was aroused by this incident.

The magical parchment that signed the magic contract with him brought Damian and the power of time and space to him, and recorded in detail the world they traveled through.

"I want to make some doors and bring us some neighbors who are free to drop by..." Gal said to Damian.

He remodeled a room, using some space spells, and then set up many gates leading to those different time and space in the room.

After that, they went through these doors to visit the elves and dwarves one after another, and Mark and Eduardo, who are now living peacefully and happily, also visited Hogwarts and Superheroes in other worlds.Sometimes, friends who are familiar with Gal and the others will also come to visit. For example, Captain Jack once ran over on his own initiative and asked Sea King Arthur to borrow a trident. The reason was that "the suitor is too abnormal, Need an artifact to make the other party sober and sober'.

Sea King Arthur looked at his exaggerated smoky and yellow teeth, as well as the orchid finger with the little finger raised and the weird accent, and he questioned the aesthetics of land humans for a long time...

"Maybe one day, I will once again be unable to bear the loneliness to open up a new space and time." Gall said to Damian.

Damian thought for a while, and asked him gently and 'understanding': "What kind of sweet words do you want to hear this time? I will not leave you; I will never be separated from you; wherever you go, I will go ;We live and die together forever. Well, these well-known words, I am too lazy to repeat them to you over and over again. So, come on, what do you want to hear from me this time?"

Gal thought from the bottom of his heart: Damian is really annoying!Don't you never get tired of talking about love a hundred times?Don't tell the truth every day.

But they were always together and never separated.

after after...

Dick no longer has to worry about getting complaints from Gotham villains that 'Metropolis is out of business'.

Because... Superman is officially married to Gotham?From then on, he was considered half of Gotham.

But he needs to worry about another thing - the Youth Superhero Organization, the new young superman on Titan, code-named Superboy (unknown origin, it is said to be related to a certain bald head) roguely touched his third brother Red Robin Tim's ass.Afterwards, he put on a simple and honest face and explained that he bumped into it by accident? ?

Dick, who is very responsible for his elder brother, wants to find him and reprimand that superboy, or simply beat him up to stand up for his younger brother.

Compared with the value of force and violence, Damian, who no one dares to provoke, and the rebellious, hot, ruthless red-hooded Jason, who usually looks like a technical nerd, and Tim, who is not tall, really It is easy to arouse the brother's desire to protect, especially Dick, who has long replaced Batman Bruce and took the initiative to take care of the younger brothers.

He jumped up and down in front of Red Robin in complete rage, yelling incoherently: "Tibao, we can't just leave it like this! That bastard dares to pretend to be stupid! What carelessness, hell, he's a hooligan! Dare to touch your ass, damn it, can anyone touch Red Robin's ass?"

Tim felt like he was suffocating as he listened to the repeated words about ass in his brother's mouth.

He held his cell phone calmly, frantically sent text messages to Jason, and reached a bunch of inexplicable intelligence deals with the other party in exchange for compensation.

So, Jason ran over loyally and took Dikla away.

In their shared safe house, the room where they lived together...

"Your attention to me has been declining recently, Dickie Bird."

Jason pressed Dick on the sofa, complained, and unbuttoned his shirt with one hand, and said casually: "Let's stop talking about Baby Bird's ass, he's not a kid anymore, Red Robin will take care of everything by himself Yes. Now, let's talk about Nightwing's ass, shall we?"

not good!

Dick hated Bruce to death, he only knew to pick up the children at home, but he didn't know how to manage them.

In the end, there was no one to rely on except himself. However, soon, he had no strength to complain anymore.

The author has something to say: It should be over, I think.

Extra

Ten years later, Hollywood.

At three o'clock in the morning, a film crew was running wildly.

Five minutes ago, <Planet Daily> announced to the world first: <Earth Defense War> - the news that the worst movie in history is about to be born, and then the editor-in-chief of <Clarion Daily>, James, was actually still on the official website of his newspaper A small, blurry, supposedly still-secret video of the film was released on .

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The author has something to say: Ten years later, Hollywood.

At three o'clock in the morning, a film crew was running wildly.

5 minutes ago, the "Daily Planet" announced to the world first: [Earth Defense War] - the news that the worst movie in history is about to be born, and then the editor-in-chief of "Daily Horn" James was still on the official website of his newspaper A small, blurry, supposedly still-secret video of the movie (it really sucks) was released on .

According to legend, this is a hugely expensive interstellar war film. When it was filmed on location, it traveled to more than 20 locations around the world, and also called Stark Enterprise's artificial satellite.

But the vast majority of people in the industry are not very optimistic about this film, because its crew was formed through crowdfunding by laymen - the Chaoying Support Club, so neither the editor nor the director and actors can be called professional. , it is likely to become a large-scale funny COS show.

This is indeed the case. When the blurry movie video was leaked, countless people protested through the Internet, phone calls, and letters: "This is not the superhero we want to watch at all!"

Even within the support club, which was enthusiastic at the beginning and chose collective crowdfunding, there was an earthquake-like turmoil: "We paid for it, and you made it like this?" The president of the US team support club who expressed the most , blatantly claimed on Facebook: If you dare to put such a movie that damages the image of the US team on the screen, I will dare to lead people to guard the entrance of the theater with guns on their shoulders, and will never let a single audience in.

"The two traitors, Superman and Spiderman, how could they leak the secrets of the crew to the newspaper!" Gal was about to cry angrily: "That was our hard work."

"When you made Peter appear in the movie riding an ugly spider, like a villain with a hideous face, he should have a grudge." Damian said in a very understanding tone: "As for Superman, every In three shots, the chest is exposed once, and the super cannon in his super shorts can shoot particle beams. You and Rocky are really creative. He can endure it until now, which is enough for a saint."

"But that's how the script was written."

Cal asked in bewilderment: "After reading the script, didn't everyone say it was good?"

"Only Sol says it's good. In fact, as long as Loki doesn't make trouble, Sol will say it's good. I told you a long time ago, don't mess with Loki. You see, he is very good at bragging, as if he It is the Shakespeare of the new century, but in fact, his aesthetics are still stuck in the backward Middle Ages."

Damian sarcastically said, "You hire him as screenwriter and assistant director, but you still want to make a movie with the number one box office. Dreaming is faster."

"But we both have magic." Gal said plausibly, "Do you know how much money we save on special effects after having magic?"

"This case once again verifies a sentence." Damian said.

"what?"

"Cheap is not good quality."

Gal thumped the pillow angrily, punching and kicking the pillow like Damian.

Damian watched him calmly to vent his emotions, until he was tired, lying on the bed like a corpse, with sad eyes, and then reminded: "Do you still want to make a movie?"

"I want to shoot."

Gal said sullenly: "The Superheroes have made a lot of contributions to everyone, but many times, their battles are too...well, high-end. So, they are not known to the public, and I want more people to see their efforts. "

"But according to the way you shoot, it is estimated that no one pays attention to their efforts. They will only be curious about the power of the cannon in Superman's shorts." Damian laughed and laughed.

Although he also finds a certain Kryptonian who robs his father very unpleasant, but he has never had such a creative idea.

"Besides, it's not that easy if you still want to shoot."

He continued, turning the laptop over to show Gal: "Early this morning, you have received several protest emails in your mailbox, not only the people, but also the superheroes are worried about you continuing to use their image. The filming is underway. Stark said that he should not appear in your movie, he will not be a supporting role for others, and the protagonist of the movie must be him; Ant-Man heard that Loki wrote him to death, thinking that his daughter could not bear the stimulation of losing his father, He also decided to quit; and the Winter Soldier, he felt that he looked too gay in your setting, he insisted that he was a tough guy who could kill ten Steves with one punch, Schwarzenegger's bodybuilder Mister is tough; Green Lantern protests his cheap green lighting effects; Aquaman argues he doesn't have a fish tail..."

"What does this mean?" Gal blinked in a silly way.

"It means that you are outraged." Damian rubbed his furry triangular ears: "It turns out that Loki's script is not good!"

Cal lay on the bed silently, with his hands folded on his abdomen, his eyes staring blankly at the ceiling, with a desperate expression: "What should I do, Damian."

"I'll invest in you, abandon Loki, and find a new script." Damian said calmly.

"But I can't write a script," Gal said dejectedly.

Damian called out a document to him, and said confidently, "I've already figured it out for you."

Gal stared at the script titled [The Strongest Robin] and fell silent.

In fact, after the [Earth Defense War] had to be shut down due to protests, Rocky also submitted a script called [Savior Rocky], which is quite similar to this [Strongest Robin].

He couldn't bear to laugh at Damian face to face, but complained about it in the Batfamily group in private.

He said very depressed: [What exactly gave him the illusion of 'I am a great screenwriter'?He actually still has the face to laugh at Loki's script!There is almost no difference between the strongest Robin and the savior Loki except for their names.The same is not loved by his father, the same is fighting alone, the same is misunderstood, and the last is saving the world.If I didn't believe in Damian's character, I would have thought he was plagiarizing! ]

Because Damian is too arrogant and his interpersonal relationship has always been bad, everyone in the Bat House began to comfort Gal.

Jason said: [Relax, it's not a day or two since Bat Cub thinks highly of himself. ]

Tim also said: [Although your scripts are equally bad, to be fair, Damian's is obviously very bad. ]

Dick also comforted: [Don't doubt yourself, my dear, the setback is only temporary. ]

Even Superboy said: [Don't worry, think about the script slowly. ]

etc!Gal looked at the strange ID inexplicably: [Isn't this a family group?Who pulled him in? ]

The next moment, a notification message appeared: Superboy Connor has been kicked out of the batfamily by Red Robin Tim.

The group was silent for a few seconds.

[Sorry, I was going to pull him into the Teen Titans group, but I made a mistake. ] Tim explained.

Jason: [hehe]

Dick: [hehe]

Ah Fu: [hehe]

Superman: [hehe]

etc!Gal was stunned again: [Why is Superman here? ]

Another prompt message appeared: Superman has been kicked out of the batfamily by Batman.

[Sorry, I was going to pull him into the Justice League group, but I accidentally made a mistake. ] Batman's rare effervescent explanation.

The group was completely silent, no one was talking.

But then, after Rocky's proposed withdrawal was protested and no theaters were willing to release it, Gal got a private message from Dick about a script.

[How do you look at this? ] Dick seemed enthusiastic.

Gal looked at the script named [Night Wing] and didn't know what to say.

If this thing is the same as Damian's strongest Robin and Loki's savior Loki, he might really go crazy.

Unexpectedly, this script may not have any profound meaning or grand scenes, but it is a very clichéd and attractive story of a hero and a beautiful woman.

In the story, Ye Yi can be called a self-propelled cannon in human form. He is suave and suave, attracting countless beauties.

After comparing [Strongest Robin], [Savior Rocky] and [Banner with seven doctorates] (how did this academic book come out?) and [Night Wing], Gal resolutely I resolutely chose [Ye Yi], the alias can probably be called 'a story of a man and a group of women', first to choose the most handsome actor and the most beautiful actress.

It's a big hit at the box office...According to the audience's feedback, it's worth the ticket price to see beautiful men and women fall in love.

But the problem is that Damian is holding up the script, cornering Gal: "Please explain, what makes your boyfriend inferior to that idiot Dick Grayson?"

And, Jason pushed Dick into the corner: "Please explain, what the hell is going on with all those women in the movie? I can't tell, I want you to look good."

In the same year, Iron Man, X-Men, Superman, Batman... were released one after another.

The movie world is suddenly in a frenzy called superheroes.

"What's wrong with this world?"

In front of X Academy, Magneto was suddenly chased by a group of little girls to sign his autograph: "In the movie, didn't Charles set me as the villain?"

"The world is so peaceful that people are idle and doing nothing."

Tony, who happened to come to X Academy to talk about something, put on sunglasses smartly, and skillfully left surrounded by more than 200 journalists and photographers holding various equipment, like a superstar.

PS. I didn't plan to write a side story, but some readers kept asking, so I wrote some.

It's not particularly good-looking, so I just put most of it in the author's words to save everyone some money, and I hope you will not be disappointed.

It's over, in short, it is world peace, everyone is very happy, every day is idle and has nothing to do, looking for things to play haha.

PS. If you are interested, you can bookmark the new article. It should be published in the last few days.