[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children
Chapter 24 Suspected of having an illegitimate child every day
After discovering that in this backward era, it is really possible to die from a cold, Gal was panicked for a while.
The courage that once wrote a suicide note and yelled to splash blood all over his body disappeared from him all of a sudden.
"I haven't succeeded in killing my rival, and married Scorpius, how can I die?"
"My mother said to make me a double-layered strawberry cake. How can I die before I eat it?"
"Grandpa Harry said he would wait for my birthday, but he didn't see the surprise gift he was going to give me. How could I die?"
He kept on chanting for a whole morning, and he chanted all his relatives and friends at home...
The noise made Damian unbearable, drew his knife again and sneered and asked him if he wanted to die immediately, so he completely shut up.
Two days later, everyone discovered that it was a false alarm.
Because, Gal showed no signs of illness at all.
"I knew..." Jack complained speechlessly: "The patient will be as annoying as him?"
Gal bit the only apple left on the boat, facing Jack's boyish face, his expression was very innocent.
Damian only felt that the veins on his forehead were twitching, and his head was full of thoughts like 'Idiot, if it is Damian of the League of Assassins instead of Damian of Robin, your body is already cold' Vicious words.
In fact, he has always felt that the nominal eldest brother in the family, that Nightwing Dick Grayson, is already extremely boring and talkative. Who knows that there are more powerful players in the strong, and after traveling through time and space, there is an even more annoying... .What's more annoying is that the former is not used to it, and the worst is to rush over to fight; the latter is completely weak, and a kick can probably be a gameover!
Gal didn't know it at all, and in the head of a certain peer, he was wandering around thinking again today: "Several ways that a little wizard may die. '
After confirming that he was not sick and would not die of just a small cold in the backward era, he immediately let go of his suspense.But in fact, there is still a little depression in my heart, which is a little deeper than the depression when I fell on the pirate ship after the unfortunate crossing.
"I used to really like being sick."
He couldn't help but continued to ramble on to Damian: "Because whenever I get sick, my mother will make me a lot of delicious food and coax me to eat more; my father won't make loud noises any more. And James and the others, they won’t think I’m young and won’t take me to play, but will coax me with toys, and a lot of snacks, and promise to take me out to play when I recover from illness.”
Damian, who has to train on time when he is sick, and has never been hugged by his mother, snorted coldly, crossed his arms, and expressed indifferently all over his body: ... I don't really want to hear it.JPG
But the little wizard, who was pampered and raised since childhood, never looked at people's faces.
Having grown up alone, it is rare to meet people of the same age, and he met in a strange era. It seems that there is some sympathy for the same disease, so that Gal completely forgot about Damian's "violence" when he first met.On the contrary, he foolishly leaned forward, thinking smugly that he and Damian had become good friends, and they could share any little secrets together.
For example, now, after finishing the above paragraph, he leaned over mysteriously and said, "You know what? I have gotten into trouble a few times, and I don't remember knocking over the cauldron that was boiling the potion, or not Be careful whose homework you tear up, in short, before being found out, I will eat a modified version of skipping candy, pretend to be sick with vomiting and diarrhea, and no one will blame me."
'Too naive, I don't know what to reply at all. '
Damian remained indifferent.
At this time, the little wizard looked a little melancholy, and suddenly concluded: "At that time, I thought that adults were afraid of sick children. Now I find that they are afraid of children getting sick."
Damian raised his eyebrows and said sarcastically: "With your brain, it's really not easy to think of this. It must have taken a lot of effort, right?"
Gal didn't catch the underlying meaning at all.
With a silly and sweet expression of "Fuck, I met a confidant", he nodded vigorously: "No, I just figured it out today."
Damian: ...
Finally, he rolled his eyes and snorted again.
Gal looked up now.
He asked curiously, "Damian, will your mother be scared when you are sick?"
"...No." Damian frowned tightly, as if he didn't really want to answer.
But in the end, he still replied: "She has nothing to be afraid of. Besides, if I am sick, she will only think that I am too weak, and consider asking me to do more training."
"Merlin! Your mother must have the blood of a prophet." Cal didn't know what to think, and suddenly said this.
He opened his eyes wide, and with an envious tone, he said enthusiastically: "We also have people like this in the wizarding world. They are very accurate when predicting the future! So, she must have known long ago that you will fight dragons in the future. I became a dragon knight, so I kept training you."
The wizard's logic seems to make sense (not...
but……
No, that's not what my mom trained me to do! !
We are here to rule the world and make it a better place!
It was difficult for Damian to describe the extremely disgusting feeling at this moment.
He didn't know how to answer.
But Gal's naive and silly reaction made people feel inexplicably relieved.
After all, he didn't really want to recall his experience in the League of Assassins. The pride and self-satisfaction brought about by those killings and bloodshed, after reuniting with his father, all turned into heavy and inescapable painful shackles.
"Isn't that kid named Gal really your illegitimate son, Captain?"
Gibbs held the rum bottle, looked at the two children chatting not far away, and asked Jack with a puzzled smile.
"If I hadn't seen him change his face, I might have the same idea as you."
Captain Jack explained gloomily: "But he really isn't. As for his appearance, you can understand it as some kind of wizard's witchcraft."
The first mate of Gibbs looked at him dubiously, did not continue the question, and asked about the business: "We are almost at the destination, what are you going to do? Let the black dragon directly kill Barbossa and the others? "
Jack adjusted his turban slowly.
Then, leaning on the rail of the boat, he raised his eyes to look at the pirate hiding Cortez's treasure, and said with a slight grin, "Of course it's not that simple, I don't want the battlefield to appear on my black pearl. After the place, first find a way to abandon the ship and go to the island, we will fight Barbossa on the island!"
"Since this is the case, we should be more concealed when driving." Gibbs thought seriously.
"That's right, before they found out, we secretly..." Jack stopped suddenly in the middle of speaking.
"Secretly what? Go to the island?" Gibbs couldn't help asking.
But Jack stood there motionless, looking at the sea ahead with a complicated expression, as if something strange had appeared there.
Gibbs couldn't help but follow his gaze to the sea not far away, where a very familiar black sailboat was approaching at high speed.
Jack is more familiar with the black sailboat, because it is his favorite in this life, but was snatched by Barbossa - the black pearl.
How about hiding it?
What about secretly?
Barbossa, how can you not follow the routine?
Captain Jack was in a very unhappy mood.
But the current captain of the Black Pearl, Barbossa, seems to be in very good spirits.
With a shining saber pinned to his waist and a gorgeous feather hat on his head, he strode majestically at the bow of the ship, and as the fastest sailing ship in the world—the Black Pearl, he braved the wind and waves all the way to come.Soon, she was very close to the Bat.
"Damn it." Captain Jack looked at his former ship and could only curse angrily in a low voice.
Then, he tried his best to raise his chest and head up, and greeted him.
At this time, Damian and Gal also noticed this scene.
They both walked over at the same time, but Damian's expression was always vigilant and arrogant, while Gal was more curious and feeling like joining in the fun.
The two ships are getting closer and closer, closer and closer...
Then, at the moment they almost collided, they stopped on the sea surface at the same time.
The two captains stood on the bow, looking at each other seriously.
"You're not dead yet, Jack? Where's that evil little wizard following you?"
Captain Barbossa was the first to taunt, and asked about the whereabouts of Lower Gall by the way.
Jack stretched his waist, with a look of indifference, and did not answer the question about Gal, but replied unwillingly: "You are older than me, Barbossa. Therefore, I will not die before you. "
"You know, you are alive now because of Captain Barbossa's kindness." Barbossa said.
He glanced at Jack contemptuously, pulled out his sword calmly and said, "Don't talk big, let me see, let me see, can you really die later than me.!"
The monkey with the same name as Jack immediately squeaked on the owner's shoulder, as if cheering;
The group of mutinous crew also raised their weapons and shouted loudly...
On the whole, the Black Pearl is really strong and mighty;
In contrast, there were either children on board, or the old and sick Bat, whose momentum was completely out of place.
Captain Barbossa couldn't help but a smug smile played on his lips.
He raised his hand, pointed the tip of his sword at Jack, and declared loudly, "Now, tell me where that wicked little wizard is, and I'll spare your life later."
Jack looked at the situation of 'the enemy is outnumbered, the enemy is strong and we are weak', and swallowed quietly.
But he didn't want to be laughed at by these traitors.
So, without showing any weakness, he also drew out his sword: "Try and talk!"
Thinking of that black dragon 'comrade-in-arms' flying in the sky...
Captain Jack only felt the courage to fight in his heart.
On the other side, although Barbosa mentioned it several times, Gal, who had been hiding behind and was not noticed because of his relatively small stature, couldn't help but look left and right, with a dazed face, obviously still a little unclear about the situation.
So, he couldn't help but stepped forward, tugged at the corner of Captain Jack's clothes, and raised his head to ask, "Jack, are you going to start a fight?"
But before Jack could say anything, Captain Barbossa couldn't help showing a surprised expression on his face.
Because... It was a face that was [-]% similar to Jack's when he was young.
As Barbossa, who had worked with Jack's father for several years, was too familiar with Jack's young face.
He forgot the skills of the little wizard for a while, but was reminded of the past, and he couldn't help blurting out: "Impossible, I clearly remember that you were thrown on the island for less than a month, but why is the child already so old?"
Jack suddenly wanted to sigh helplessly.
He muttered softly: "Okay, here we go again, it's just endless."
As the captain who was 'suspected of having an illegitimate child every day', he stared at the former rebellious first officer with hatred:
Wake up, Barbossa, you have to stay sane!Don't be dazzled by the beauty of young me, that's the evil little wizard you're looking for!
The author has something to say: Sorry for the late update.
I have to go out tomorrow morning, and it may be late, so I will inform everyone in advance.
I've been too busy recently, sorry!
The courage that once wrote a suicide note and yelled to splash blood all over his body disappeared from him all of a sudden.
"I haven't succeeded in killing my rival, and married Scorpius, how can I die?"
"My mother said to make me a double-layered strawberry cake. How can I die before I eat it?"
"Grandpa Harry said he would wait for my birthday, but he didn't see the surprise gift he was going to give me. How could I die?"
He kept on chanting for a whole morning, and he chanted all his relatives and friends at home...
The noise made Damian unbearable, drew his knife again and sneered and asked him if he wanted to die immediately, so he completely shut up.
Two days later, everyone discovered that it was a false alarm.
Because, Gal showed no signs of illness at all.
"I knew..." Jack complained speechlessly: "The patient will be as annoying as him?"
Gal bit the only apple left on the boat, facing Jack's boyish face, his expression was very innocent.
Damian only felt that the veins on his forehead were twitching, and his head was full of thoughts like 'Idiot, if it is Damian of the League of Assassins instead of Damian of Robin, your body is already cold' Vicious words.
In fact, he has always felt that the nominal eldest brother in the family, that Nightwing Dick Grayson, is already extremely boring and talkative. Who knows that there are more powerful players in the strong, and after traveling through time and space, there is an even more annoying... .What's more annoying is that the former is not used to it, and the worst is to rush over to fight; the latter is completely weak, and a kick can probably be a gameover!
Gal didn't know it at all, and in the head of a certain peer, he was wandering around thinking again today: "Several ways that a little wizard may die. '
After confirming that he was not sick and would not die of just a small cold in the backward era, he immediately let go of his suspense.But in fact, there is still a little depression in my heart, which is a little deeper than the depression when I fell on the pirate ship after the unfortunate crossing.
"I used to really like being sick."
He couldn't help but continued to ramble on to Damian: "Because whenever I get sick, my mother will make me a lot of delicious food and coax me to eat more; my father won't make loud noises any more. And James and the others, they won’t think I’m young and won’t take me to play, but will coax me with toys, and a lot of snacks, and promise to take me out to play when I recover from illness.”
Damian, who has to train on time when he is sick, and has never been hugged by his mother, snorted coldly, crossed his arms, and expressed indifferently all over his body: ... I don't really want to hear it.JPG
But the little wizard, who was pampered and raised since childhood, never looked at people's faces.
Having grown up alone, it is rare to meet people of the same age, and he met in a strange era. It seems that there is some sympathy for the same disease, so that Gal completely forgot about Damian's "violence" when he first met.On the contrary, he foolishly leaned forward, thinking smugly that he and Damian had become good friends, and they could share any little secrets together.
For example, now, after finishing the above paragraph, he leaned over mysteriously and said, "You know what? I have gotten into trouble a few times, and I don't remember knocking over the cauldron that was boiling the potion, or not Be careful whose homework you tear up, in short, before being found out, I will eat a modified version of skipping candy, pretend to be sick with vomiting and diarrhea, and no one will blame me."
'Too naive, I don't know what to reply at all. '
Damian remained indifferent.
At this time, the little wizard looked a little melancholy, and suddenly concluded: "At that time, I thought that adults were afraid of sick children. Now I find that they are afraid of children getting sick."
Damian raised his eyebrows and said sarcastically: "With your brain, it's really not easy to think of this. It must have taken a lot of effort, right?"
Gal didn't catch the underlying meaning at all.
With a silly and sweet expression of "Fuck, I met a confidant", he nodded vigorously: "No, I just figured it out today."
Damian: ...
Finally, he rolled his eyes and snorted again.
Gal looked up now.
He asked curiously, "Damian, will your mother be scared when you are sick?"
"...No." Damian frowned tightly, as if he didn't really want to answer.
But in the end, he still replied: "She has nothing to be afraid of. Besides, if I am sick, she will only think that I am too weak, and consider asking me to do more training."
"Merlin! Your mother must have the blood of a prophet." Cal didn't know what to think, and suddenly said this.
He opened his eyes wide, and with an envious tone, he said enthusiastically: "We also have people like this in the wizarding world. They are very accurate when predicting the future! So, she must have known long ago that you will fight dragons in the future. I became a dragon knight, so I kept training you."
The wizard's logic seems to make sense (not...
but……
No, that's not what my mom trained me to do! !
We are here to rule the world and make it a better place!
It was difficult for Damian to describe the extremely disgusting feeling at this moment.
He didn't know how to answer.
But Gal's naive and silly reaction made people feel inexplicably relieved.
After all, he didn't really want to recall his experience in the League of Assassins. The pride and self-satisfaction brought about by those killings and bloodshed, after reuniting with his father, all turned into heavy and inescapable painful shackles.
"Isn't that kid named Gal really your illegitimate son, Captain?"
Gibbs held the rum bottle, looked at the two children chatting not far away, and asked Jack with a puzzled smile.
"If I hadn't seen him change his face, I might have the same idea as you."
Captain Jack explained gloomily: "But he really isn't. As for his appearance, you can understand it as some kind of wizard's witchcraft."
The first mate of Gibbs looked at him dubiously, did not continue the question, and asked about the business: "We are almost at the destination, what are you going to do? Let the black dragon directly kill Barbossa and the others? "
Jack adjusted his turban slowly.
Then, leaning on the rail of the boat, he raised his eyes to look at the pirate hiding Cortez's treasure, and said with a slight grin, "Of course it's not that simple, I don't want the battlefield to appear on my black pearl. After the place, first find a way to abandon the ship and go to the island, we will fight Barbossa on the island!"
"Since this is the case, we should be more concealed when driving." Gibbs thought seriously.
"That's right, before they found out, we secretly..." Jack stopped suddenly in the middle of speaking.
"Secretly what? Go to the island?" Gibbs couldn't help asking.
But Jack stood there motionless, looking at the sea ahead with a complicated expression, as if something strange had appeared there.
Gibbs couldn't help but follow his gaze to the sea not far away, where a very familiar black sailboat was approaching at high speed.
Jack is more familiar with the black sailboat, because it is his favorite in this life, but was snatched by Barbossa - the black pearl.
How about hiding it?
What about secretly?
Barbossa, how can you not follow the routine?
Captain Jack was in a very unhappy mood.
But the current captain of the Black Pearl, Barbossa, seems to be in very good spirits.
With a shining saber pinned to his waist and a gorgeous feather hat on his head, he strode majestically at the bow of the ship, and as the fastest sailing ship in the world—the Black Pearl, he braved the wind and waves all the way to come.Soon, she was very close to the Bat.
"Damn it." Captain Jack looked at his former ship and could only curse angrily in a low voice.
Then, he tried his best to raise his chest and head up, and greeted him.
At this time, Damian and Gal also noticed this scene.
They both walked over at the same time, but Damian's expression was always vigilant and arrogant, while Gal was more curious and feeling like joining in the fun.
The two ships are getting closer and closer, closer and closer...
Then, at the moment they almost collided, they stopped on the sea surface at the same time.
The two captains stood on the bow, looking at each other seriously.
"You're not dead yet, Jack? Where's that evil little wizard following you?"
Captain Barbossa was the first to taunt, and asked about the whereabouts of Lower Gall by the way.
Jack stretched his waist, with a look of indifference, and did not answer the question about Gal, but replied unwillingly: "You are older than me, Barbossa. Therefore, I will not die before you. "
"You know, you are alive now because of Captain Barbossa's kindness." Barbossa said.
He glanced at Jack contemptuously, pulled out his sword calmly and said, "Don't talk big, let me see, let me see, can you really die later than me.!"
The monkey with the same name as Jack immediately squeaked on the owner's shoulder, as if cheering;
The group of mutinous crew also raised their weapons and shouted loudly...
On the whole, the Black Pearl is really strong and mighty;
In contrast, there were either children on board, or the old and sick Bat, whose momentum was completely out of place.
Captain Barbossa couldn't help but a smug smile played on his lips.
He raised his hand, pointed the tip of his sword at Jack, and declared loudly, "Now, tell me where that wicked little wizard is, and I'll spare your life later."
Jack looked at the situation of 'the enemy is outnumbered, the enemy is strong and we are weak', and swallowed quietly.
But he didn't want to be laughed at by these traitors.
So, without showing any weakness, he also drew out his sword: "Try and talk!"
Thinking of that black dragon 'comrade-in-arms' flying in the sky...
Captain Jack only felt the courage to fight in his heart.
On the other side, although Barbosa mentioned it several times, Gal, who had been hiding behind and was not noticed because of his relatively small stature, couldn't help but look left and right, with a dazed face, obviously still a little unclear about the situation.
So, he couldn't help but stepped forward, tugged at the corner of Captain Jack's clothes, and raised his head to ask, "Jack, are you going to start a fight?"
But before Jack could say anything, Captain Barbossa couldn't help showing a surprised expression on his face.
Because... It was a face that was [-]% similar to Jack's when he was young.
As Barbossa, who had worked with Jack's father for several years, was too familiar with Jack's young face.
He forgot the skills of the little wizard for a while, but was reminded of the past, and he couldn't help blurting out: "Impossible, I clearly remember that you were thrown on the island for less than a month, but why is the child already so old?"
Jack suddenly wanted to sigh helplessly.
He muttered softly: "Okay, here we go again, it's just endless."
As the captain who was 'suspected of having an illegitimate child every day', he stared at the former rebellious first officer with hatred:
Wake up, Barbossa, you have to stay sane!Don't be dazzled by the beauty of young me, that's the evil little wizard you're looking for!
The author has something to say: Sorry for the late update.
I have to go out tomorrow morning, and it may be late, so I will inform everyone in advance.
I've been too busy recently, sorry!
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