[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

"Jack Sparrow!"

Witch Tia smiled at Jack, her dark purple lips parted slightly, revealing two rows of teeth stained black, she seemed very happy and said, "I know, you will always come to me."

Her facial features should look like a beauty, but her skin is dark, her voice is hoarse, and she has a strong dialect accent of the local aborigines. She is dressed in a strange way, with dirty braids and weird fragmentary decorations. And dark long dress, heavy makeup and unknown black dot pattern painted on the face, the fingers are also dirty, but the nails are dyed white again.

Mysterious and eccentric from head to toe.

Jack grinned at her, seeming pleased too.

But both Damian and Gal knew that before he entered the wooden house, he had to prepare himself outside for almost an hour.

"When you came here, did you see that the other side of the forest... was on fire?" Witch Tia asked casually.

"Dry weather is inevitable." Jack replied calmly.

"Really? Is that really the case?" Witch Tia asked suspiciously.

"Of course, don't we look like the kind of careless people who light a fire in the forest casually?" Captain Jack said without any flaws and very confidently.

Gal bowed his head a little embarrassedly.

Damian watched with a blank expression.

The witch raised her eyebrows in disbelief, but she didn't pursue it any further, so the forest fire was just ignored.

She and Captain Jack continued to reminisce about the old days. Whether it was true or not, the two people seemed to be very happy, as if they had really reunited with their old friends for many years.

the other end,

Damian looked around and commented with displeasure: "Have I come to the garbage dump? Are you wizards so sloppy?"

Gal couldn't help but also looked around.

He found that there were all kinds of herbs hanging from the top of the wooden roof, and there might be bottles of poison inside. Then, the bones of some unknown animals, and some snake sloughs were thrown on the ground in a mess, and some were unknown to the extent of his knowledge. Knowing what it is, all the messy things are piled up in every corner, making the room look crowded and messy like a grocery store.

"Wizards these days may indeed be a bit bad at personal hygiene. But I'm not..."

The little wizard tugged at his shirt, which was so yellow that it could no longer be washed white, and tried to explain: "I just took a bath last night. Besides, the room where my potion is made is not like this. The medicinal materials are all neat and tidy. It's all in the cupboard, and the room is very clean, and the house-elf wipes the floor at least five or six times a day."

"Oh, are these lovely twins yours, dear Jack?" Witch Tia suddenly appeared behind the two of them.

But she didn't seem to mind the children's venomous tongues and behind-the-scenes discussions. Instead, she put her hand on Jack's shoulder lightly, and said with a charming posture and an ambiguous smile, "You don't look much alike."

"Of course, I'm not so lucky..."

Captain Jack involuntarily showed a disgusted expression, and when he mentioned blessing, he deliberately emphasized it.

Witch Tia looked at him thoughtfully and smiled.

Then, she walked over slowly, staring at Damian and Gal, but suddenly turned sideways, stretched out her fingers to caress Gal's cheek, and said meaningfully: "What a beautiful cutie! How interesting Destiny, good luck . . . always with you, dear."

Gal's eyes widened in bewilderment, a little confused.

You know, he now has the same face as Damian. Although Damian is cute, why does the witch touch herself instead of Damian's face?

Maybe a coincidence?

But always feel that there is a strange feeling of being seen through?

Impossible, Transfiguration Magus is a natural bloodline, not the effect of magic power and potion. Normally, no one can see through his disguise.

Although he believed in the power of blood in his heart, Gal still took a step back uncomfortably in the face of the weird witch.

Even the idea of ​​"encountering ancient wizards, asking for advice on magic spells" is gone, "Is this woman really a witch?"

Jack, who always said he hated children, but still defended them at critical moments, hurried forward.

With a very affectionate look, he wrapped Witch Tia's shoulder with one hand, pulled her away from the children, and said with a smile: "Hey, we are here to ask you for help, don't make things difficult for the children."

Just now, the witch who said to laugh at Yanyan immediately changed her face.

"Help?" She lost her previous enthusiasm, glanced coldly at Captain Jack, and said rudely, "You know my rules, Jack! I never help in vain, I need to be paid..."

"That's right, I'm here with my reward!" Jack said hastily.

Then, he took out a large bottle from somewhere in his arms: "The dried meat made from the tentacles of the Kraken, whether it is used for food or used as medicine, should be fine, right? I just asked this time It won’t take you too much effort to get some information, so this should be enough, right?”

Wait, where did this come from?

Damian and Gal were dumbfounded.

Witch Tia took the bottle with a smile.

After she opened the bottle cap and smelled the smell inside, she agreed and said, "Just force it, I'll take it as a face."

"Merlin, Captain! Where did you get it? How did you get it, and when did you get it?"

Unlike Damian who could continue to hold back his curiosity and sit there pretending to be calm, the little wizard immediately couldn't help asking.

"I exchanged a cow with the black dragon of Damian's family. The black dragon had a tentacles left before, so I traded it with it."

Captain Jack answered casually.

Gal asked in surprise, "How do you have cows?"

Without waiting for the captain to answer, Damian said sharply: "You stole it!"

"What? I don't have one!"

Captain Jack didn't feel guilty at all, and said without admitting it: "Your black dragon ate it, and it has nothing to do with me. I just brought it here and showed it to the dragon."

"Sophistry, why did the black dragon give you the tentacles of the octopus!"

"It ate the cow and felt guilty."

"Then why don't you return the tentacles to the real owner of the cow."

"Hey, I'm not the master of the black dragon, why should I be responsible for the actions of the black dragon?"

this logic,

It still seems... right?

Gal was stunned again by Captain Jack.

He hugged his head and muttered to himself in pain: "This is wrong...it's wrong! After analyzing it this way, how do you feel that the person who should be responsible for stealing the cow is the innocent Damian instead? No, but it's obviously wrong. , what's wrong?"

Damian wasn't that easy to fool.

He snorted coldly, completely ignoring the captain's sophistry, and directly held the hilt of his sword.

Captain Jack quickly said again: "I'm also here to help you pay!"

He pointed to Witch Tia who was watching the play and said, "Okay, if you have any questions, please hurry up and ask them!"

"no next time!"

Damian didn't want to worry about a cow, so he just gave a cold warning.

Then, he turned around and took out that weird parchment from Gal's small pocket, strode forward with a forceful slap, and slapped the parchment hard on the table in front of Witch Tia Top: "Tell me, how do we need to get home? Also, what is this parchment for? Is it harmful to people?"

Witch Tia smiled at him mysteriously, but did not answer his question immediately. Instead, she stretched out her index finger and thumb, and pinched the parchment. Relying on the flickering yellow light of many candles in the room, she held the parchment in front of her eyes. Observed repeatedly.

Her cautious look, and the silence that had not been answered for a long time, made Galbien nervous.

Unlike Captain Jack and Damian, he is also a wizard. Although he hasn't entered school yet, he still has a little vision and insight after being exposed to him since he was a child.

Although Witch Tia's cabin is a mess, he can still feel that there is a little magic power in those messy objects, and magic power can never deceive people.

So, this time, it doesn't matter who this woman is from, whether she is a wizard or not.

The important thing is that in this era, she should indeed be someone who has some real talents and can help them.

Because of this, when the witch didn't speak for a long time, Gal couldn't help thinking wildly.

He even imagined that some things might be very serious, so serious that he couldn't go home. As long as he thought about never seeing his parents again, he wanted to cry again.

Finally, when Damian was waiting impatiently, the witch let out a long breath, and concluded in a complicated tone: "It's a good thing."

Cal looked up at her quickly.

"Don't be fooled, Tia."

Captain Jack said impatiently: "Send these two little devils away quickly, and I will be completely free. God of the sea, the free Captain Jack Sparrow is out to explore, not to take care of children."

"Don't worry, Jack."

Witch Tia smiled and said, "This piece of parchment involves a very interesting magic contract."

"A magic contract about what?" Gal asked hastily.

The witch thought for a while, and suddenly said slowly with an interesting tone: "You have to tell me first, what are you doing before you leave your original world?"

"What are you doing?" Gal froze for a moment.

He tried hard to recall what happened at that time, and murmured: "I, I'm writing a suicide note."

"Wow!"

Captain Jack uttered a tone in surprise: "Suicide note?"

Even Damian couldn't help raising his head, frowning and asking, "Who bullied you?"

Gall's expression suddenly became sad, as if he had returned to that painful emotional experience.

He confided sadly: "I saw the person I like, Scorpius, and one of my relatives, Albus, kissing together. They betrayed me! My parents don't understand my pain and anger, so, I decided to run away from home!"

Captain Jack: Hey, did I hear you wrong?Aren't you only ten years old?Have someone you like at the age of ten?Still looking for death and life, what hatred and sorrow, too much imagination, right?I'm so speechless, I don't want to talk at all.

Witch Tia laughed.

She turned her head noncommittal, smiled at Damian and asked, "So, what about you?"

Damian frowned, seemingly reluctant to speak.

But considering that this might be a key issue involving his going home, he hesitated for a while, but said it anyway.

"I saw Dick Grayson and Jason Todd kissing." He paused, and said with a very ugly expression: "It's disgusting, I want to drive them away. By the way, they are the children my father picked up , I was not born at that time... I was the only child of my father. So, since I have my own son, they are useless, so what if they are driven away? But my father disagreed and reprimanded me..."

He pursed his lips, annoyance flashed quickly in his eyes, and he stopped talking.

But obviously, with his bad and unreasonable attitude, the final result of this family conflict can be imagined.

Witch Tia, however, laughed, showing her rows of black-stained teeth once again.

She smiled happily and asked, "My dear, is the person you like, that Dick? Or that Jason?"

"What! Just kidding!"

Damian said angrily: "How could I like that crazy Todd!"

"That's Dick." Witch Tia confirmed with a smile.

She teased in a hoarse voice: "So, you vented your anger out of jealousy... What a duplicity and awkward child."

However, the next moment, a cold light flashed...

With a sound of 'crackling', the table in front of Witch Tia cracked open, and everything on the table fell to the ground.

Damian sheathed his sword.

He threatened viciously and fiercely, "Say it, keep it up! If you dare to talk nonsense, I will cut off your head with the next sword strike."

Gal was taken aback by his sudden reaction.

Witch Tia narrowed her eyes.

Gal, who had heard some stories about dark wizards, took a step forward involuntarily, and silently recited the armor protection spell in his heart, making preparations to protect his friends at any time.

Although Damian is domineering and obnoxious, Gal feels that they are already good brothers after suffering together.

As a Gryffindor, no matter how bad his brother's temper is, no matter how dangerous things he faces, he should not betray him, just like Grandpa Sirius and Grandpa Lupine back then.

With a soft sound of 'Dang Bang Lang', Captain Jack took out two gold coins from nowhere and threw them out.

With a helpless and distressed expression on his face, he looked pitiful as if his flesh had been cut, but he still said, "I will pay you back, Tia."

Looking at the two gold coins, the witch finally laughed slowly: "Deal!"

Damian seemed to want to do something else, but this time Gal stopped him desperately from the side: "Don't make trouble, Damian, she didn't say what kind of magic contract it was, and she didn't tell us how to get home!"

At this time, Witch Tia finally stopped being a fool.

Of course, it may also be because she found that Damian was neither easy to joke nor easy to mess with, so she didn't want to cause trouble for herself again.She said directly: "Haven't you found out yet? The experiences you both had before leaving that world are very similar (Gal: Where is the similarity?). This magic contract obviously brought two people in similar circumstances, and there is nothing wrong with it." Harm. It’s just that your fate will be intertwined because of this, until one day in the future, you will naturally discover the truth.”

Will the future discover the truth?

So, what now?

Don't know anything now?

Saying this is tantamount to not saying it.

But before Damian had another attack, the witch started talking again: "If you want to go home, you might as well go to the north to look for it." She smiled and asked, "Jack, do you know the Viking pirates who were once prosperous?" ?”

"The group of barbarians who only know how to plunder?"

Captain Jack asked casually.

"Yes, you go to find the gods they believe in, and that will bring you some help." Witch Tia said.

"The gods they believe in?"

Gal asked in surprise, "What god do they believe in?"

Witch Tia laughed mysteriously: "You should be lucky enough to see his image in the future... Nordic Thor."

Gal does know Thor.

To be more precise, in the era he lived in, almost everyone knew this alien god who was flying in the sky with a hammer.

It is different from a 'three noes' organization, the Justice League, which keeps the true identities of internal members secret in reality.

The Avengers, who are backed by S.H.I.E.L.D., and most of their members, have become so high-profile that they can't even compare to stars.

For example, Tony Stark, who publicly declared himself to be Iron Man; Captain America Steve Rogers, whom all Americans know and the government helped to open a museum; Natasha, the black widow whose identity was once unfortunately exposed because of certain incidents; Although I don't know his background, but I also know that Hawkeye Patton is a powerful agent; there is also Hulk Banner, who is hard-working and whose arrest warrants are often on TV; in addition...

Flying over New York from time to time, and occasionally giving fans autographs and drawing villains, the alien god Sol has naturally been known to the people for a long time.

"Sol!"

Gal suddenly felt a lot more relaxed: "He has a very good reputation on the Internet. When the Avengers were involved in the civil war, he also tweeted a story of solidarity and mutual assistance that can break a chopstick. In the end, he comforted the fans not to worry, and said in a big brother style that he would go to Iron Man and Captain America to have a good talk. However, it seems that although he has been waiting for several days, neither Iron Man nor Captain America went to him , neither talked to him, nor asked him to help fight, he seemed very unhappy, and he didn't tweet again for a long time... In short, I heard that he is a good god, easy to talk, good tempered, generous, and very warm to others, If you ask him for help, it will be fine."

"I've never seen a god before."

Captain Jack muttered, "There really is a god in this world, and a good-tempered god."

"What god? It's just an alien, what's the big deal, the good temper may be a disguise."

Damian moved his fingers violently, and said in a very cruel tone: "Superman is also an alien, and he was defeated by Batman. So, if Thor doesn't help, I'll blow his head off!"

His violent appearance of killing gods with his mouth immediately made Gal and Captain Jack shut up at the same time and stare sideways at him.

After a while, Captain Jack asked curiously, "Damian, what exactly does your house do?"

Gal also couldn't help guessing wildly, "Is your family a gangster?"

"Do not."

Damie settled down and replied simply: "My father's home is in Gotham."

Captain Jack still doesn't know why.

However, Gal's eyes widened instantly, and he said enviously, "What, your home is in Gotham! I read on the Internet that Gotham will be the most worthy tourist destination in the new century. bombs, or other dangerous objects), the government is open and fair (explosives will be placed on the government building the next day if you encounter injustice), and the people help each other (yes, concealing each other, covering up criminal drug use and other records, so as to avoid being caught by the police. The best), open fashion (yes, you can wear any weird clothes on the street), respect for women (yeah, it looks like a soft girl with a double ponytail can smash your head with a baseball bat, do you want to respect it What about it?); even if there are bad guys, most of them are poor mental patients, not on purpose; also, I heard that the representative hero of this city is Batman. By the way, if you go to travel, is it like buying lightning in Central City? Like the Batman figure, you can buy a Batman figure, is it expensive?"

Damian: ...the one you're talking about, and the one I know so far, probably isn't the same Gotham.

Plus, my dad's not short of money, and probably never will be like The Flash... selling figurines.

Gal was still excited.

After all, there was so much discussion on the forum at the time, I always felt that Gotham was a great place.

Actually no, it's just a misunderstanding.

The city of Gotham is too special. It develops seriously deformed. The air is filled with crime, but there are vigorous and bright flowers blooming in the sin. manage.

It can be said that it is very difficult for the government to manage it thoroughly.

But if this fact is told to the outside world, then the United States would be a bit too ashamed.

After all, statements like 'the city under the jurisdiction of one's own country, but one cannot manage it', which give people a feeling of incompetence, must never appear in front of people.

Therefore, whether it is on the Internet or where various information is disseminated, Gotham is a closely guarded vocabulary.

There were a few British students who tried to travel in the past, but after being stopped, they were only given a sentence of 'Gotham is under construction, and foreigners are not accepted to visit the city for the time being'.

Therefore, this gave the international students the illusion that 'after Gotham is built, it will soon become a tourist city'.

Among them, there are one or two who like to talk nonsense and brag, imagining the beauty of Gotham out of thin air, and posting it on the Internet so irresponsibly.

The innocent foreign people who are not Gotham immediately believed it, and all looked forward to the completion of the construction of this beautiful tourist city.

People in this country who know the truth don't know how to explain it, saying that there is a city in our country that refuses to obey the control?Isn't this a slap in the face?So, I stopped talking.

The people in Gotham saw it, but they all went to add fuel to the viciousness: "Haha, yes, yes, our Gotham is awesome! Not only are we simple and honest, we have a rule of law and democracy here, and even a penguin can be the mayor. The people live and work in peace and contentment, and the police are honest and honest. It is recognized by the United Nations as the most suitable city for living and retirement.”

At the end of this kind of propaganda, the locals are almost confused (I seem to know that it is a fake Gotham), let alone foreigners.

Therefore, Gal, who grew up in the UK, has always believed that Gotham is an Eden-like existence, and he is full of yearning for it.

As a half-Gothamian, Damian was hearing this for the first time.

He looked at the little wizard with a strange expression, and said with a rare kindness and gentleness: "I don't think you are suitable for going to this Garden of Eden."

"Why?" Gal asked suspiciously.

Just now, as mild as if in a dream, Damian resumed his arrogant and sarcastic tone and said, "Because, I'm afraid that if you are not careful, you will really go to see God."

The author has something to say: Thor is really poor, during the civil war, he took the phone and said 'they will definitely call me and ask my opinion'

Then, when Captain America and Iron Man’s father got into a fight, no one thought of sending a letter to Saul. They had no phone calls or text messages, neither asked him to uphold justice, nor asked him to help fight... so pitiful hahaha

Thor: I'm probably a fake Avenger.