[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

"I was cheated by Rocky!"

In the minds of everyone, such a sentence appeared invariably.

the difference is……

Gal was puzzled, and he didn't know the situation, thinking 'why would Loki do this' with a puzzled face?

And Damian didn't even bother to think about it.

Because whether it's the League of Assassins or Gotham... When bad guys want to do bad things, do they still need a reason?Of course not!

So, he has been staring at the giant eagle blocking the way in a grumpy mood, completely lazy to talk nonsense, and is only ready to go up and fight if he disagrees.

Captain Jack looked around helplessly, and found that none of them could be relied on.

'It's so illogical. He couldn't help repeating it several times in his heart: "Children are indeed children, and at critical moments, they can't be counted on at all."

Although I don't know the young god named Loki.

But the shrewd captain has already seen from the attitudes of Damian and Gal, as well as some clues, that he is not a god of good reputation, at least not in the future.

When what happened now, he could see it more clearly: it was clearly Loki who was doing something.

If he really had such an inexplicable fight with the giant eagles, wouldn't it be just for him to get what he wanted?

Captain Jack doesn't like inexplicable battles.

So, he rolled his eyes and decided to try to make peace.

So, under the watchful eyes of Damian and Gal, he took the initiative to take a step forward, took off his hat and put it on his chest, saluted the giant eagles politely, and then showed a friendly smile: "Uh... this How do you call it? Mr. Giant Eagle? We came here under the guidance of a god, but after we entered, we accidentally got separated from that god..."

"We haven't seen the gods you're talking about."

The giant eagle interrupted him and said unceremoniously: "You don't belong to this world, and you shouldn't be here. So, I repeat, leave!"

Although interrupted by such a bad attitude, Captain Jack was still not angry.

He nodded reassuringly to Damian and Gal calmly, and then, with his characteristic staggering gait, continued on until he was almost face-to-face with the huge eagle that loomed before him. He said in a negotiating tone: "We have to communicate, Mr. Ying. I dare to swear that we did enter this passage following a young god. This is by no means an excuse to shirk responsibility. Just now, that mischievous god quietly used some spell and disappeared in front of us. If you can understand what I mean, I think you should not drive us away, but cooperate with us..."

"Cooperation?"

A look of confusion appeared on the face of the Giant Eagle King, and he looked at Captain Jack in puzzlement.

Jack winked at him, and said in a very cunning tone: "I mean, that god is still very young and has no elders around him. Although he has some sneaky magic tricks, his overall strength is not high, otherwise They won't trick us into helping us, so..."

The Eagle King's expression became even more puzzled: "What are you talking about, human?"

Captain Jack suddenly had a helpless expression on his face.

'No way, smart people are always so lonely', he thought to himself.

Then, he simply made the matter clear and said: "Let's cooperate and find a way to capture that god, and ask him for some benefits later. If he doesn't have it himself, he can also ask his father, mother, and brother for benefits, Savy? "

The little wizard was stunned.

Damian couldn't help but glance over too.

The King of Pirates of the Caribbean was still there, and he suggested loudly with the Giant Eagle King: "Maybe his father will be happy with that legendary God King (Damian: I don't think his father will be happy. ), make you a Nordic eagle god, and reward you with a bunch of gold coins. When you have the power and money, you can stop working as a guard and build yourself a tall and dignified golden bird’s nest. Buy some high-quality bird food for your birds and grandchildren. As for us, Damian and Gal can go back to their homes; The gold coins will do.”

Captain Jack raised his head and thought he was a fucking genius!The plan is so flawless and impeccable.

He asked unsatisfactorily: "How is it? Do you want to work together?"

The stern face of the Giant Eagle King showed a complex expression of bewilderment, astonishment and anger in a humane way: "Human, you are insulting me!"

Here, perhaps his expression can be simply summed up in one sentence: 'I have never seen such a brazen human being'.

"You are more disgusting to eagles than goblins!"

Said the majestic king of the giant eagle from high in the sky.

"What is a goblin?"

Captain Jack murmured: "I always feel that is not a good word. You really don't think about it? It is said that the birds of those noble ladies now add oats to their bird food."

The giant eagle stared at him coldly, and snapped, "Get out of here, shameless human."

"Ok."

The captain said bitterly: "It seems that you are a bird that doesn't like oatmeal."

Without waiting for the Giant Eagle King to be furious, he turned around naturally, and spread his hands towards the little wizard and Damian: "The negotiation has broken down, everyone, you can figure it out!"

Damian immediately grinned, and drew out his long sword impatiently.

Gal tried his best to gather a few small fireballs, blinked and looked at the group of black eagles with big eyes, feeling a little close to Mo Zhehei, and asked in a more violent tone than before: "Captain, stay away. Beware of being accidentally injured. Tell me, which bird should I smash first?"

Captain Jack smiled slightly at the children.

Then, suddenly screaming and waving his arms, he ran in the opposite direction of the giant eagle and ran desperately: "When I get to a safe place, you are fighting!"

But Damian didn't wait for him to run to a safe place, shouted "Kill", and rushed up without hesitation.

The little wizard followed closely, and the little fireballs were thrown out one after another, and they became more and more accurate.

For a moment, sparks splattered and feathers flew all over the sky, as if on the scene of killing a chicken.

The cries of eagles, the shouts of killing, the roars of black dragons...

The scene was extremely chaotic for a while.

Experienced the baptism of skeleton legions and sea monsters.

Today, everyone in the Bat-Team is extremely used to this kind of quick-and-dirty, messy fighting scene (wait, when did it start to be called Bat-Team? Well, put down the sword, Damian, the high-strength force value People have the final say).

In short, after a tough battle.

Heilong successfully broke out of the encirclement with three people.

The only pity is that Gall's Eagle Knight dream was dashed.

The giant eagle that was defeated by Damian immediately rebelled after seeing the eagle of the same family.When Damian raised his sword and charged, it even wanted to throw people from the sky. Fortunately, they still had a flying black dragon, so they were able to escape from the pursuit of the giant eagles. After catching Damian, they escaped smoothly.

"I hate the sky, the sea is my home field."

During the battle, Captain Jack, who was of no help, was depressed.

When everyone was far away from the giant eagles, he couldn't help talking to himself sadly: "On the first day I left the Caribbean, I missed it; on the second day I left the Caribbean, I missed it; on the third day I left the Caribbean, I still missed it. "

Gal on the side also leaned on his chin with his small hand, imitating his appearance, and sighed: "The first day I left Scorpius, I missed him; the second day I left Scorpius, I missed him; I left Scorpius On the third day, I still miss him."

(Scorpius, who has been living in the lines: Please, please don’t think about it, your father, mother, grandpa, grandma, and your whole family are staring at me.)

Damian kept polishing his long sword silently.

After hearing the moans of the two people, I couldn't help but glance at the past: two idiots!

The black dragon flies lazily, the air is filled with the fragrance of flowers and plants...

But when Gall saw the endless lush forest and the pure natural landscape of winding and rolling mountains, he was completely desperate.

It is obviously a pure natural environment that has not been destroyed by humans...

From a certain aspect, it indirectly represents the backwardness of modern technology.

"Merlin, there is no wifi in this world. I am really fed up with this backward life. I can't tweet when I see sea monsters and skeletons, Damian, you must understand my regret, right? ?” The little wizard of internet addiction complained sideways.

Then, he looked at Damian expectantly and trustingly and asked, "Tell me, can we go home smoothly this time?"

"Let's find Loki first."

Damian said angrily, "No one has ever dared to lie to me like that."

"Well, if you catch him, you must beat him up."

Captain Jack also fanned the flames and said: "Then, we can also find his god father and exchange him for a large sum of money."

"Wait, kidnap a god to exchange money? Are you serious? Although it's an alien god, but..."

Gal couldn't help but said, "Captain, are you really sure your brain isn't broken?"

Jack raised the corners of his lips indifferently: "My crew, today, I will teach you another principle of being a pirate."

He held up a finger, shook it slightly from side to side, and said with a confident smile: "As long as there is a little hope, we must do our best, even with our lives, to make a bet."

"But I see absolutely no hope right now."

Lord Gal sighed like a little adult: "It's even more unlucky than coming to the Caribbean suddenly before. Look, it's empty and deserted. This is a completely strange world. Even, maybe this is a giant eagle Kingdom, didn’t they know how to speak human language before?”

"The kingdom of the giant eagle? That's terrible." Captain Jack was surprised by his guess.

He couldn't help frowning, and retreated and said: "Should we go back the same way? After all, we are looking for Thor, not his brother."

"But if we can't find Thor's brother, we don't even know that Thor is there." Damian said flatly.

At this time, he suddenly patted the black dragon's neck, let it fly a little lower, pointed to the distance and said: "There seems to be smoke over there."

Considering the black dragon's size and somewhat hideous appearance...

The three of them first landed not far from what looked like a small village.

Then, Damian asked the black dragon to fly high in the sky, carefully hiding in the clouds, so that no one could see it.

And the three of them walked towards the small village together.

"Good morning!"

When they walked into the village, a lively voice suddenly sounded and greeted them.

Captain Jack looked around strangely, but he didn't see anyone saying hello.

At this time, I heard the little wizard reply in a cheerful tone: "Good morning!"

The captain couldn't help lowering his head...

Only then did I see a short man about the same height as Gal, who was holding a long pipe. He looked like an adult, but only half the size of a normal person. Standing not far in front of them was a small man In the yard, he looked at them curiously and kindly and asked, "Are you a human race who are traveling?"

Human race?

Captain Jack thought about this vocabulary playfully, and did not say anything easily for the time being.

But the little wizard who used to live in the wizarding world seemed quite comfortable with this kind of dialogue.

He nodded happily and said, "Yeah, what race are you? It's the first time I've seen you like this... It's not derogatory, it's just... I mean, I've only seen mermaids and Veela before, When different races meet for the first time, they will find it very strange and interesting.”

"It's okay, I've never seen a human race so close before, you look so tall."

The little man with curly hair, wearing suspenders, and bare feet grinned and said.

"Hobbit, I am a Hobbit."

He answered kindly, thought for a while, bowed politely and said, "Uh...it's nice to meet you. I seldom have guests here, so please forgive me if I'm not polite. Bilbo Baggins."

"Galbion Lupine." The little wizard introduced himself.

Then, without returning the courtesy, he asked Bilbo, "It's my first time here, can you tell us something?"

From a certain point of view, Gall's behavior of making demands on strangers at will is a bit presumptuous.

This child who grew up pampered by his parents, although his nature is not bad, obviously hasn't learned what to look like, which is the correct attitude to ask for help.

But luckily, hobbits are naturally good-natured.

They have bright eyes, a smiling mouth, and a generous heart for hospitality.

Bilbo looked them over a little.

It was discovered that it was an adult human race with two cubs, and the dress looked a bit weird, but maybe this is the custom of the human race outside.

He immediately judged with confidence that there was no danger.

Therefore, he didn't care about the impolite behavior of the little wizard's random request at all. Instead, he generously invited: "Maybe you are willing to reward me, come to my house to have a rest, and drink tea by the way. There is nothing to worry about. After all, we have a whole What time of day?"

The trio exchanged glances at each other before answering Bilbo's invitation.

But compared to Gal who was simply tired and wanted to rest his feet and have breakfast, both Damian and Jack wanted to learn more about this strange world through the mouth of this seemingly easy-talking hobbit.

Of course, it would be even better if there was news about that loathsome god Loki.

The hobbits enthusiastically opened a little blue round pocket door, beckoning them to the house.

Damian and Gal were fine, but Captain Jack had to bend down to get in.

Fortunately, there is a lot of space inside. Apart from bumping into the chandelier if you accidentally raise your head, generally speaking, you can stretch your arms and legs.

Barefoot, Bilbo ran quickly to the kitchen, first frantically started boiling hot water, and then ran to the pantry, where he got an extra set of cups and saucers and some round dill cakes that had been baked early in the morning.

And Damian, Bill and Captain Jack sat at a long table anti-customer, watching him busy.

When everyone had tea and cake, Bilbo was still sitting on a little stool by the fire, biting a biscuit awkwardly, with an air of nervousness about not being well received.

The hobbit's natural kindness and warmth made him wonder whether he was doing his duty as a guest.

Obviously I have tried my best, but I still keep apologizing, saying that I was too hasty and not ready.

"There are people in the world who are more stupid than the little wizard."

While drinking tea, Captain Jack quietly slipped two cakes into his pocket.As for the more valuable shiny silver cutlery, he only took a fork, and seeing the hobbit's effort to do his best, and his pathetic apology, he didn't have the heart to take more.

Garl did not notice what the captain was doing, who was talking warmly to Bilbo.

The poor hobbit invited them to be guests out of curiosity about the outside world, and wanted to learn something new from these human travelers.

However, he was surprised to find that these three human races were actually more idiots than himself. He didn't know where they came from. Not only had he never heard of hobbits before, but even elves and dwarves had never heard of them. Know.

Out of the soft heart of a hobbit, he couldn't help but start popularizing science to the little wizard seriously.

He unreservedly narrated all the (outdated) knowledge left by his great-great-great-grandfather about the outside world, but due to the isolated living environment of the hobbits, many of them were legends and rumors...

Damian has been silent.

But when the little wizard talked with the hobbit, he still pricked up his ears strangely, listening carefully and silently analyzing.

To be honest, there is not much reference value.

A silly and sweet little wizard, and a similarly silly and sweet hobbit, the level of digression is first-rate.The two chatted, from how beautiful the elves are, to the issue of making desserts.About the blueberry cake, it needs to be baked for a few minutes to taste the best, and we have discussed it for half an hour...

please!Who is yelling to go home, to have wifi, to tweet?

Forget it in the blink of an eye?

Still, while digressing all the time, there are occasional interesting mentions.

such as……

"Dragon Knight? Why would you want to do such a dangerous thing?"

The hobbit said solemnly: "Although I have only seen dragon-shaped fireworks, I heard that dragons are really scary. The kingdom of dwarves was so powerful before, but they were all destroyed by dragons. The group of homeless dwarves People can only wander around. According to legend, the dwarves have too much gold, silver and jewels, so they attract greedy dragons."

"Gold and silver treasures?"

Captain Jack's eyes lit up.

"Yes, the treasure of the dwarves."

"It's a dragon's treasure now," said the hobbit casually, without much concern.

Meanwhile, Loki is looking for the dwarves.

He had long forgotten the trio he had deceived.

In fact, the young evil god is not as lawless as the future, and he cares about human life.

The current him is, at best, just talking fiercely, plus he likes to play pranks.

Those seemingly vicious giant eagles are actually very good-natured.

Loki himself has tried to break into this different time and space three times, all of which were caught and thrown out by the giant eagles tirelessly (this is why Gal saw him being caught by the giant eagles), instead of killing him completely, or killing him hurt him.

Because these giant eagles are one of the guardians of the world.

They will expel outsiders every day, or teach trespassers some lessons, but they will never easily harm people's lives.

Therefore, the trio who were used and deceived were actually not in danger of life.

In Loki's plan, they will replace themselves, attract the attention of giant eagles, and become scapegoats who try to break into this different time and space, and are held by the giant eagles and thrown outside.In this way, the neglected self can sneak into this world smoothly.

He did successfully sneak into this world, but what he didn't expect was...

Damian and the others can break out of the giant eagle's encirclement and enter this world purely by force.

Now, Loki, who had long forgotten about the trio, was still busy looking for the dwarves on his own, but he didn't know that he had made three enemies for himself for no reason.

"The dwarves' workmanship is astonishing."

He thought about it: "If I ask the dwarves to use gold to help Sif recreate a beautiful blond hair, will it be able to make up for my fault, and they will forgive me, brother?"

On a certain day not long ago, out of jealousy or some unspeakable psychology, this unlucky child shaved his elder brother's little green plum, the future Valkyrie Sif... while the other was sleeping, and shaved his head bald.

When Sif woke up, she almost lost her breath from crying.

Sol raised his fist angrily and wanted to beat Loki... Loki, who was gloating at the beginning, ran away in a hurry, thinking that he would be fine after hiding for a few days.

However, after observing for a few days in stealth to avoid the limelight, he found that Sif was still crying, and his elder brother's anger had not subsided.

Even the queen mother who always doted on him said, "How can you do this to a girl, it's too much"!

Loki finally regretted it beating his chest: "Oh, why should I just tell them that I shaved off Sif's hair just to see a joke. If I had known, I should have blamed the fool Heimdall and the others. "

But it's a done deal, and it's too late to change his mind.

Facing the accusations of everyone, and the fist of his big brother Sol... Loki ran away from home helplessly, looking for a solution.

Until he heard of the dwarf's ingenious workmanship, which is as true as it is false.

Although I know that the dwarves and themselves are not in the same world.

But it just so happens that what he himself is best at is finding these hidden passages.

"Hope the legend is true."

Loki thought while continuing to search for the dwarves.

At the same time, his heart was full of resentment and grievance: "Let me solve this terrible thing quickly, Sif is so annoying! It's just that the hair is gone, not the head. As for crying every day to the death Is it? And damn Sol...isn't a woman more important to you, brother?"

At this time,

The dwarf prince, Sorin Oakenshield, who was driven away from his homeland by the dragon, was forced to wander in the towns and cities of humans with his deep hatred for the dragon destroying his family and country and his fiery ambition to rebuild his homeland.

In order to survive, he had to bear the burden of humiliation to build some low-level agricultural tools for human farmers in exchange for food to feed himself, and to support himself and the dwarves who followed him persistently.

The author has something to say: what?Battle of the Five Armies?

Maybe... not anymore.

PS. In the world, don’t think about the rationality of the god system and geographical location. I just assume that there is a channel that can communicate with each other. Well, that’s it.