[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

Wade is a chatterbox.

Even if no one talks to him, he can ask and answer by himself, enjoy himself, and babble about a hundred sentences.

So, even if Damian already understands the current era and environment, and no longer intends to continue talking to him...

He can still brag about himself for two hours, the content of which is as big as a series of great achievements he made when he was a mercenary, as small as the road he walked, the girls he met, the wine he drank... everything you need, and you can talk about everything.

Moreover, since Damian still carries a part of the 'Dragon's Treasure' that was gifted by the Elf King before, he can get gold coins when he buys something, and he looks rich and rich, which directly makes Wade fall in love with him...

No, it's because of the identity of the other party's rich second generation background (although it's true to say so).

From then on, he only wanted to get a job as a guaranteed income in drought and flood, plus a high-paying job as a bodyguard.

Therefore, he tried his best to promote himself, wishing to sell himself immediately and live a good life being supported by a wealthy employer (don't believe it...

But Damian has been ignoring him.

Not to mention that he has no shortage of bodyguards at all, even if he did, he would not hire such annoying chatter.

But this broken-mouthed Canadian mercenary kept talking, talking about what should be said and what should not be said, such as...

"...After I accidentally killed my employer, I was completely unemployed. I did not intend to."

However, there was no sign of guilt on his face at all, and that cheerful expression seemed to say "yes, I did it on purpose".

He continued to chant, and changed to a low tone very dramatic, trying to show misery, creating a scene where the hero is frustrated. Unfortunately, he is probably not familiar with this aspect of the play, and it doesn't sound miserable, just funny .

"The life after being unemployed is so hard, homeless, homeless, and even the wild dogs on the street are better than me... Until I met you, I knew that I was going to change my luck! Boss, you are The guiding light in my life! Hire me!! Hire me!! I swear to keep you safe until you die, you will never be disappointed!"

Damian: ...You seem to have just finished talking about killing your employer.Why do you have the face to ask for employment again?

"No need." Damian firmly refused.

Mercenary Wade's face suddenly collapsed.

He opened his mouth quickly, and BlaBlaBlaBla said a lot more: "Think about it again, really! These days, people like me can go out of the living room and enter the kitchen. They can drive and go to bed. They are multi-functional and inexpensive. Lian's mercenaries are really hard to find, and the opportunity is fleeting... Alas, please do me a favor."

At the end of the talk, he paused, and finally said in a depressed tone: "If you don't take me in, Boss, I'll have to run and die for the damned General Stryker again!!"

Ignore all the complaints in his words.

"General Stryker?"

Damian vaguely felt that the name sounded familiar, so he couldn't help repeating it reflexively.

"Yes, it's that stingy guy. If you want to make money from him, you have to work hard. It's hard every time. You really can't be lazy at all. It's very tiring and not worthwhile..."

Wade muttered and complained: "What kind of Xteam did he set up. Now there are seven or eight people flying around the world, killing people and setting fires. The money is enough, but it's really tiring and not worthwhile. "

Xteam?

This more familiar name reminded Damian where he had seen it before.

In the Batcave, Batman once specially collected information on mutants.

The group of mutants, due to their particularity, has been attracting attention from all sides since birth.

In the era when Damian developed, there was gradually a fixed pattern of dealing with them.Basically, most of the time, it is handled by the X-Men. Occasionally, the SHIELD and the Avengers will be responsible for communication and negotiation.

According to normal procedures, the Justice League doesn't care.

But Batman's strong sense of responsibility and control freak directly led him to collect countless materials in the Batcave, almost recording all the "potential dangers" on the earth.

Among them, even superhero materials such as Superman and Hulk that may be out of control are included.Then, it is not surprising that there are some mutants.

Damian had flipped through them when Batman wasn't taking him on patrol and was bored at home.

This Xteam seems to belong to a team of early mutants.

Of course, in this day and age, the reputation of mutants isn't loud enough.Therefore, when forming a team, General Stryker not only recruited mutants, but also recruited some super capable mercenaries and soldiers of the army.

The Wade Wilson in front of him doesn't look like a mutant with special abilities, but since he can be recruited, does it mean that his previous bragging wasn't lying?Really a powerful mercenary?

But such a chattering mercenary... How did he survive until now, without being killed by his employer or the enemy?

Damian thought about it, and then stopped thinking about it.

After all, what happened in this era is just history for him, and there is no need to go to participate in it. The most important thing is...

"Is Gal in this era?"

He frowned, and started to worry rarely: "He's the only one left, that useless guy, he's probably crying again."

not at all!

Gal wasn't crying right now.

He sat foolishly in the Room of Requirement, waiting for another visit from James and Sirius.

In fact, once he figured out when and where he was, he wasn't afraid.

James Potter!

Grandpa Harry's dad.

Sirius!

Grandpa Harry's godfather.

Hahaha, we are all a family, so what are you afraid of!

Maybe you can meet your grandpa Lupine, which is something Teddy's father can't do! !

It's nice to think of it.

The big-hearted little wizard was happy again.

So, he waited more patiently, not daring to leave the Room of Response. When he was hungry in the middle, he took a few bites of the "special dry food given by the elves when they left", and a small piece could last for several days.

But after waiting for a full day, James and the others didn't come to pick up those homework.

The bad-tempered little wizard started to get angry.

"Grandpa Harry never counts when he says nothing."

Annoyed and worried, he flicked through the history of magic textbooks: "They don't come to pick up their homework, they go back to make up their homework, but they really can't make it in time. When it's time to hand in their homework, they will be scolded by the professor? Deducting college points, maybe they still have to pay?" Will be demerited and expelled..."

It can be seen that the way adult wizards frighten children has been the same for many years.

Many wizards, when they were young, always felt that if they made mistakes and performed poorly, they would be kicked out of school.

But in fact, when they grow up, they will naturally know that the school will not expel students just because you fail a pass or fail to hand in your homework once.

Gall, who came from a wizard family, obviously did the same.

He firmly believed in this theory of adults, and thought it would be a big deal if he didn't do his homework.

No matter how angry he was before, for a moment, he was genuinely worried about Grandpa Harry's father and godfather.

So, he resolutely picked up the quill...

On the other hand, James Potter has been completely crazy these days.

In the first flight class, he successfully demonstrated the unique flying talent of the Potter family. Like a light bird, he rode a broomstick to make a 360-degree turn in the air. In the middle, he stole the limelight fiercely.

He grabbed the broom and strode down the corridor pretending to be smart, looking at the beautiful Lily Evans out of the corner of his eye.

At this time, Sirius Sirius ran over from behind, laughed and patted him on the shoulder.

Lupine walked over with a gentle smile.

Pettigrew kept flattering and said, "James, you are amazing! How did you do it, such a wonderful and difficult move! Merlin, it's so exciting!"

Complacent, James deliberately ruffles his hair to make himself look cool, as if he was blown by the wind on the broom just now.

Although Lily still didn't respond to his enthusiasm, at this moment, he felt that he was the king of the sky!

What history of magic homework!

Can it make him stand out among the students?Can he show his face in front of Lily?Can you make him cooler and more handsome?

No!

Then remember what it does!

As for Sirius...

At this time, Blake, who was extremely rebellious, was the best friend in the legend.He is rebellious and unruly. He is willing to fight against the whole world. He is not afraid of peace in the world, but he is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

He may or may not have remembered the homework, but who knows?

Anyway, he didn't remind James a word about homework until...

Another mutual friend of the two of them—the reliable Remus Lupin, when he was about to go to bed one night, suddenly reminded everyone: "Tomorrow there is a History of Magic class, and homework should be due. How did you write it?"

For a time, there was chaos.

At night, the two good brothers came to the Room of Requirement again wearing the cloak of invisibility inherited from the James family.

Re-enter in the same way as before.

The Room of Requirement is still empty, their textbooks and papers still lying on the floor.

James asked a little nervously: "What do you think, our paper..."

"Just look at it." Sirius said bluntly.

He stepped forward, pushed James away, and picked up the textbook and the parchment used to write the paper first.

The author has something to say: Sorry, it was too late to go out to update, and if there is any omission in the phone code, I will go home and change it.

I have a plane at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning. After returning home, I will take a rest and resume the normal update frequency on Tuesday.

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