[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

Although Sirius has tried his best to prevent...

But Professor Binns, who has become a ghost and can't turn his mind, didn't receive his rejection wave at all, saying, "Don't be humble, kid, good papers should be shared with everyone."Don't be shy, you're a brave Gryffindor'.

So, he continued to read the next article, "The Slytherin You Don't Know".

Back to the thesis question first...

When Gal is not a bear, he is actually a very caring little wizard, and he also likes to protect his shortcomings.

Therefore, even though Grandpa Harry's father and godfather didn't study hard, didn't do homework, and were not as wise and powerful as his father said, he was still very attentive when helping to write the paper.

In order not to be seen through by the professor, I also worked hard to think about the behavior style of the two "old men", and then wrote these two papers with all my heart.

According to Grandpa Harry, 'I haven't met my dad, but Hagrid and the others said he was frank and brave', so Gal asked James to 'write' a 'frank' essay "Don't Be Right" I lied, Slytherin;

As for Sirius Black, each of Grandpa Harry's narrations began with the statement that 'a family from a Slytherin family, but betrayed the family'.Therefore, since he came from a Slytherin family, he must have a lot of in-depth understanding of Slytherin. The thesis is "Slytherin You Don't Know", and there is nothing wrong with it.

Calvin's pen is not very good, his skill in reviewing questions is not very good, the Internet is very colloquial, and there are many typos...

But he has really exhausted all his prehistoric powers to help the two unseemly 'elders' achieve excellence in their studies.

If this is a deal, then he is really the most conscientious businessman in the wizarding world.Even if you don't charge a single Galleon, you still consider it so thoroughly that you even personally tailor-made it for the client.

But James and Sirius, now ungratefully set about setting fire to the Room of Requirement.

"Is this homework elf sick? What are they writing!!"

They both cried out inwardly.

The simple wizards of this era really have a hard time understanding the little wizards who will be on the Internet in the future, who wantonly let go, comparable to the black hole of the universe.

Anyway, everyone felt that James and Sirius' thesis this time was really unique and unique.

"...The Slytherins you see are all fake Slytherins."

Professor Binns' dry voice echoed in the classroom.

If anyone had started like this in the past, the Slytherin students would have booed angrily, and even slapped the table to protest loudly.

But at this moment, everyone was surprisingly quiet.

Moreover, they were all scanning James and Sirius with strange eyes.

At this time, a pair of brothers and sisters kept their shoulders crossed and their backs crossed, trying to show a calm and composed expression.

"Do you think they look down on people by holding their heads up every day? Actually not, it is likely that the hair gel is not good enough. When you lower your head, the bangs and broken hair on the forehead will fall off, which will damage the image; you think they are born to look dressed Glossy and well-mannered? No, they need to get up an hour early every morning to take care of their image and tirelessly pose in front of the mirror; you think the first spell they learn as a child is evil black magic No? No, the first charm they learn is to be radiant."

There were bursts of uncontrollable laughter in the classroom.

Except for the students in Slytherin House who barely kept their glaring postures, the students in other schools, many students with low laughs, almost covered their stomachs, lying on the table and laughing.

Sirius breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that although this description was a bit ridiculous, at least it was indeed in Black Slytherin, and it wasn't too much.

"Everyone in Slytherin has a heavy idol baggage (Professor Binns: Sirius, I don't quite understand this term, please explain to everyone what is idol baggage later.). Therefore, everyone must be a Dramatist (Professor Binns: I don’t quite understand the word dramatist, but I think it means acting). If one day, a senior Slytherin lectures the freshmen, “Laziness is the source of human evil, so, every day Waking up early is a good habit, and freshmen who break this habit should be hanged', sounds very vicious, and completely pretentious, as if an evil dark wizard has descended on the world. But in fact, he probably just wanted to express 'Fuck, breakfast is so good Eat! We must not miss breakfast, we must get up early! But we still have the responsibility to lead the freshmen... So, if any freshman dares to hold back and prevent me from having breakfast, I will definitely kill him."

There was an instant burst of laughter in the classroom.

Sirius: Smiling awkwardly but politely.JPG

But all the Slytherin students were sitting on pins and needles in embarrassment.

They murmured weakly: "Slander, this is slander, naked slander!"

Students from other colleges said: "Don't quibble, Sirius himself is from a Slytherin family, how can this be slander? This must have happened in the real world, that's right!"

Sirius couldn't argue: ...It's not!

"Being a Slytherin is too difficult, no less difficult than taking the California Academy of Motion Picture Arts (Professor Binns: What is the California Academy of Motion Picture Arts? Wait, Mr. Black, for this paper, you actually dabbled in Have you mastered Muggle knowledge? You are very serious about learning, which is worthy of praise)."

"In addition to daily acting, every Slytherin will have their own character design, and they have worked hard all their lives to not collapse the character design. But in fact, the character design they think is completely different from what everyone thinks of them , as shown in the table below..."

(Professor Binns: Mr. Black, although you are very serious, please don’t make up random words next time. What kind of drama, character design, I have never seen such abbreviations. Oh, you also used a table below , This way of expression is very good and creative, and Gryffindor will add two points.)”

"By the way, form...form..."

Professor Ghost tilted his head dully, as if he was thinking.

Then, he muttered for a full half a minute before he uttered a very ancient spell with difficult syllables.

After he finished reading, a projection screen similar to the Muggle world appeared in front of all the students.

The self in Slytherin's eyes: elegant and confident, wise and intelligent, perfect, is the best house in Hogwarts.

Slytherin in the eyes of Gryffindor: insidious and cunning

Slytherin in the eyes of Ravenclaw: complex thinking, behavior patterns can be used to study

Slytherin in Hufflepuff's eyes: I don't understand, let's have some snacks together!

As soon as the simple form is released...

This time, not only Slytherin was silent, but students from other houses didn't know what to say for a while.

It seems... that is indeed the case!

Somehow, Slytherin...seems a little silly?Is it an illusion?

The Gryffindor students were still thinking grumpily: "The insidious and cunning are right here, but how can Slytherin have such a big face? They claim to be the best house in Hogwarts, but Gryffindor is the best house." good."

Ravenclaw pondered for a while: "The nerds are the jealousy of those scumbags, and they can be ignored. But if you think about it seriously, Slytherin's behavior patterns are indeed worthy of analysis and research. Do you want to apply for a topic, such as the one about a snake?" The degree of distortion?"

Everyone in Hufflepuff looked at each other for a while: "It seems a bit complicated, I didn't understand it, but it's definitely right to eat snacks. Otherwise, try inviting your classmates to have afternoon tea together later?"

The two brothers, Sirius and James, were looked back and forth by all the Slytherin students, with extremely stiff expressions.

They can't wait for a big hole to appear in the ground immediately, so that they can jump directly and don't have to face such a terrible and embarrassing scene, but they can only continue to persevere on the surface, facing every complicated sight without flinching.

Professor Binns' weak voice continued to echo in the classroom without stopping.

After another bunch of incredible analysis, he read: "From the table, we can clearly see that what Slytherin thinks is completely different from what everyone thinks. But this does not prevent them from stubbornly going the same way." To the black. However, in the corner we don’t know, every Slytherin will beat their chest and feet for a small crack in their personality at a certain moment, and regret it. Therefore, interacting with Slytherin is a fun and painful It's like peeling an onion, crying while peeling their disguise every time."

"So, who can take off their camouflage, dismantle their persona, and eat delicious onions in the end? At this time, only the warrior Gryffindor can do it! The lion's courage and fearlessness, and The indomitable spirit is the strongest combat power to overcome all kinds of difficulties and finally see the true face of Slytherin."

The follow-up was a gaggle of Gryffindor and Slytherin best suited together.

Another ending that is completely self-contained: "Gryffindor is the most suitable for Slytherin, and Gryffindor is invincible! Long live Gryffindor!"

What the hell is this! !

All the students kept blank expressions.

To get to Scorpius!

Even in a strange era, it was a struggle for Gall to be so determined to link Slytherin and Gryffindor.

"Mr. Black, the whole paper is off topic. It seems that you and James are worthy of being good friends, and they have gone so far off topic. I still don't know what this paper has to do with the History of Magic class I taught. But..."

Professor Binns said in the ethereal voice of a ghost without any ups and downs: "However, the feelings contained in your papers, your love for your own house, and your deep thinking and thorough analysis of Slytherin House are all deeply rooted in your heart." It touched me, as you said, it is Gryffindor who knows Slytherin best."

There was silence in the classroom.

The Slytherin students all looked livid.

James and Sirius tried their best to restrain themselves, their faces were hideous like corpses, and they showed a stiff smile.

Professor Binns was moved to wipe away tears that did not exist and said: "When Hogwarts was founded, the friendship between Gryffindor and Slytherin was just like the friendship between Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff. Sincere and precious. The four colleges should be one, regardless of you and me. All the quarrels and differences are just because of ignorance of each other. Every little wizard is a treasure in the magic world. I am so happy to see this scene, Gryffindor is indeed the most courageous house. You are willing to take the initiative to understand Slytherin, take the first step, and even stated in the paper that you want to make friends with Slytherin. For this, I will give Gryffindor Extra ten points."

"Sires Black, your paper grades are also excellent!"

Professor Binns said: "The homework for this class is... I hope you all study hard like Mr. Black and Mr. Porter, go back and think seriously, and try to write about the characteristics of other colleges. Remember , Don’t be prejudiced and narrow-minded, the four houses of Hogwarts are one! Well, class is over now.”

After the ghost professor finished speaking, he passed through the blackboard and floated out of the classroom.

Poor James and Sirius, maintaining a shoulder-to-shoulder posture, with cold sweat on their foreheads, met all kinds of gazes stiffly: Haha, what a treat.JPG

The author has something to say: a little bit, I thought I could resume normal updates on Tuesday, but it’s too late, so let’s do it 233333