[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

Superman doesn't like coming to Gotham.

From a sensible age, his father taught him to 'stay away from Gotham'.

Because human beings will become stronger when united, but when human beings gather in the city of Gotham, only the weak and the strong are left.

Here, there are all the sins and darkness in the world, and all the crimes that can be imagined, there are everything here...

But when he became an adult, he couldn't help running to Gotham frequently.

No matter if you are using the identity of Superman or the identity of ordinary reporter Clark Kent, you have to report on time every week.

"That decaying city, what is it that keeps attracting you?"

His colleague and close friend Louise Lane once asked curiously.

Superman disguised as an ordinary person, using the identity of Clark Kent, replied in a low voice: "There is an urban legend..."

"You mean Batman?" Louise Lane showed a thoughtful expression.

Then, she said understandingly: "It is indeed a legend, and if it is done well, it will also be a good news hotspot."

Clark lowered his head embarrassingly, showing the simple and shy smile unique to the small town youth.

But in his heart, Batman is not just a legend, or news as simple as that.

If Gotham was a night...

Then he is the only one in the night—the light!

"I hate it when you show up uninvited, big fool!" Batman said.

He was in the shadows, wearing a black armor uniform, leaning slightly sideways, clenching his fists, posing in an attacking posture, warning in a hoarse voice: "You should make a call before coming over."

"It's faster to fly over."

Wearing a red cape and a blue tights, Superman flew in mid-air, and said in a natural tone: "If you don't believe me, you can try to make a call next time, and see if the phone is faster or I am flying faster."

The alien's innocent-sounding tone is actually very embarrassing.

But Batman didn't want to continue to argue with him soon, it would be a waste of time.

Angrily, he turned his attention back to the Wayne graveyard.

There, Jason Todd's tombstone had been smashed into pieces, and the cemetery where the second generation of Robin should have been placed was also dug up, and the body miraculously disappeared.

Superman slowly descended, surprised and asked, "My God, what's going on here?"

"I'd love to know too," Batman said grimly in the dark.

But he didn't seem to want to discuss this matter with outsiders, and instead asked: "You haven't said, what are you doing in Gotham, Superman."

"You're asking the question knowingly, Batman." Superman said with some hesitation: "I'm here to persuade you again, to persuade you to give up... your upcoming and possible actions."

Batman laughed coldly: "I will, may have? What? Does the ability of aliens include predicting the future?"

"I guessed it."

Superman didn't flinch from his taunt, but explained seriously: "Batman, you want to avenge Robin, but you can't do it now. Iran recently appointed a new ambassador to the United Nations... yes, that is The clown. The State Department checked and found that he is legal in a legal sense, so the police cannot touch him, and neither can you. Now, you and the clown are no longer personal grievances, but international affairs. 【Note】”

"But it's none of your business, alien," Batman said coldly.

"I also want to say, don't be stupid, Batman." Superman replied without flinching.

Batman doesn't want to continue arguing with this alien.

He can't figure out who stole Jason's body, Joker?No, the Joker won't be doing that sort of thing for a while.

The madman was a criminal with a high IQ, there was no doubt about it.

But killing Jason was enough to irritate him, and stealing the body would be a bit unnecessary.

Where did Jason's body go?

And the clown... No matter what shameless means he used to become Iran's UN ambassador, this can't cover up his vile soul and dirty crimes.

"I won't stop, if you must stop me, then go ahead!"

Batman said in a tone of war: "I used to make excuses for the crimes committed by the clown because of his bad mental state. But this time, I won't. Even if it's for Jason, he should be punished and sanctions."

"But this is not in line with your usual principles, Batman." Superman spread his hands and reminded in a surprised tone: "You never kill people."

After a few seconds of silence, Batman stared motionlessly at the empty tomb, and said in a low voice, "Principles can't save Jason's life."

For a moment, Superman felt the murderousness and depression in the air.

He really felt that if the Joker appeared in front of Batman, the Dark Knight, who had always insisted on not killing people, might pounce on him without hesitation and tear him apart.

At this moment, in front of Jason's tombstone...

He was no longer invulnerable, but just a father full of grief and remorse.

But it was the feeling that he was no longer rational and calm, full of hatred and madness, but it grabbed his heart instantly, which made him feel... Batman may be one of the greatest superheroes in the world, but he is also Also a fragile human being.

The alien stared at him with pity, a strange emotion rose in his chest, and he wanted to hug him to comfort him and protect him.

He was then punched hard in the face by Batman.

because……

"Your face is disgusting, Superman! Get the hell out of my Gotham!"

Accidentally forgetting the damn Kryptonian defense, Batman flicked his fingers in pain and yelled at him angrily.

"Uh... the moment you called, I temporarily softened my face."

The alien with a steel body whispered flatteringly, "You'll be fine after a while, you won't break any bones."

What responded to him... was Batman's murderous look.

In order to avoid being beaten to death by the opponent taking out kryptonite (don't doubt, that control freak bat must have hidden such a thing), he immediately put it away and flew again.

Before leaving, he repeated, "Uh... I won't watch you go astray, Bruce."

Batman snorted coldly.

After Superman left, he bent down again alone, calmly and patiently rearranged Jason's grave slowly.

"I'll get your body back and let the clown give you an explanation, Jason." He said hoarsely.

After he also left, Damian was not far away, gradually revealing his figure.

He slowly took off the magic ring he took from the young wizard Gal, looked at his father's back thoughtfully, and muttered with a hint of jealousy: "So...you were so murderous Do you want to kill the clown, destroy your own principles, and avenge that idiot Todd, father?"

But the Joker didn't die afterwards.

The smart Damian couldn't help guessing that there should be some reasons for this, maybe his father insisted on the principle of 'don't kill' in the end, maybe it was because of some factors in reality, but anyway...

He looked down at Jason's corpse and said, "If you dare to shout anything in front of your father after resurrection, I will beat you to the ground. He doesn't owe you anything. But..."

The bad-tempered brat lowered his head and thought for a moment, then said solemnly: "If you can beat Tim Drake all over the place in the future, I will barely tolerate you. Even if you have sex with Dicky again Together, hell, I can't figure it out, how could Dickie have a crush on you?"

Obviously, compared to being rebellious, the red-hooded Jason who finally ran out to stand on his own...

Tim Drake, the third-generation Robin who is considered "most like himself" by Batman, can even arouse the sense of competition and hatred in Damian's possessiveness, who thinks that "my father is me alone".

However, these are things for the future.

Damian picked up Jason's dead body and planned to go to the League of Assassins in advance. Maybe he could see his younger self, and he could also throw Jason into his grandfather's 'bathing pool', which can rejuvenate people. And the one who came back from the dead - Lazarus Pool.

On the other side, in the Avengers Building.

The words "Mr. Stark is the best, Mr. Stark is the best, and Mr. Stark is the best in the world" that Gal used in the words of "Mr. Parker" were praised by Tony, who was floating in the clouds all the way and couldn't get down. He led the Winter Soldier to do a full-body examination, assuming that he wanted to cure the patient thoroughly, and also help the disabled and mentally handicapped youth to recover as soon as possible.

Happy had to take over the 'baby-sitting' job again.

Fortunately, the little wizard has already played around, so he doesn't plan to continue running around now.

Finally returned to a world with the Internet...

Gal happily started a happy life of playing games, surfing forums, watching TV and cartoons.

But when it was almost afternoon, he became sullen again.

"He clearly said he would be back soon." The little wizard complained unhappily to his little friend: "Damian liar, it's been almost a day!"

Not far away, the Stark couple looked at each other and walked over.

"Gal?" Maria called him softly.

"Huh?" Gal looked up suspiciously.

"You said before that you are from the future?" Howard asked in an interface.

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Cal asked curiously.

"Uh...then you should know about the Avengers' civil war?" Howard asked again.

"I know." Gal replied affirmatively.

"Tell us about it." Mrs. Maria explained softly: "Tony didn't want to tell us, and he didn't tell us when he asked Happy just now. The reason is... because the boss didn't let him talk."

Ask a child who is obviously not very reliable...

Howard was obviously equally helpless.

But he wanted to know more than Maria wanted to know...

What exactly happened that caused the captain he respected the most to fight with his only son whom he had high hopes for?

But Tony somehow didn't want to mention the Civil War.

Moreover, he also forbade his subordinates to tell them about this matter, and acted very rationally, with an evasive attitude of "I'll tell you this matter when I have the opportunity to tell it objectively and comprehensively."

However, regardless of his psychology, he made such a choice.

This undoubtedly worries parents even more.

So, taking advantage of Happy's busy time, the couple decided to ask the child from the future first.

Even if the knowledge is incomplete, at least there should be no lies in the child's mouth.

The author has something to say: [Note] The Joker became Iran's UN ambassador, I didn't make it up, in this issue of "Batman Family Death".

(I don’t know why DC is so black on Iran, but with the clown’s IQ, let’s think he can do it)

In addition, DC has developed countless versions of Jason's resurrection. The most common version is to soak in the pool, and it is indeed relatively simple to soak in the pool, so I decided to stick to the pool!As for the side effects, making the character extremely irritable or something, it is a trivial matter compared to death.

PS. Damian has always been all kinds of pissed off brothers. In the article, he has a bad attitude towards the second brother, which is quite normal. Anyway, he and the second and third children often fight, and sometimes the angry and good-tempered young and old want to beat him up. (Anyway, it doesn’t prevent them from helping each other when they meet the enemy)