[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

While Garl was teaching the Starks some shitty stuff...

Damian was carrying Jason on his back, moving nimbly and cautiously in the heavily guarded Assassin League.

The Lord of the Rings, which always evokes all kinds of negative emotions in people's hearts, will continue to lure something in his ears when he uses it, "Don't do stupid things, throw away this guy you are carrying, Go kill Tim Drake's third-generation Robin... From now on, you are the only Robin for Batman'.

Damian couldn't help but sneer at this.

He proudly answered in his heart, full of confidence: "Why should I get rid of them? Isn't the existence of a group of waste better able to bring out my ability?"These two stupid red birds are not worthy to be compared with me at all. '

Lord of the Rings: ...Never seen such a brazen human being!

If the way the little wizard resists the temptation of the Lord of the Rings belongs to the orthodox way, relying on his own kindness and integrity, he resists the temptation and finally controls the Lord of the Rings;

Then, Damian's way of resisting the temptation of the Lord of the Rings is completely anti-traditional, relying on his extremely strong self-confidence and arrogance, making the Lord of the Rings useless.

In any case, the temptation of the Lord of the Rings is easily lost in the face of strong willpower.

Damian continued to wear it even more fearlessly, and used its invisibility function to carry Jason on his back all the way, sneaking into the pool that can bring the dead back to life—the Lazarus Pool.

In fact, using the Lazarus pool to resurrect is not an absolutely good way.

Because this magical pool often has a certain impact on the minds of people who have soaked in the pool, and this impact may be in a good direction or a bad direction.

Damian vaguely remembered...

After Jason's resurrection, Dick once said something similar to 'Little Wing, you are too angry and violent now, you were not like this before'.

It can be seen that after Jason's resurrection, the impact he suffered was not all good.

but……

'Better alive than dead. 'Damian, who grew up in the League of Assassins, has always been very indifferent to some principles.

Therefore, after hearing Dick's words, not only did he not feel any concern for Jason, but he disliked Dick as his elder brother: "Dickie just likes mother-in-law and mother-in-law to chatter endlessly."

But in fact, he already missed his mother-in-law, nagging Dick Grayson.

After leaving Batman to fly solo, the generation of Batman codenamed Nightwing, the eldest brother he reluctantly recognized.

"If you must find a man, am I not good enough? No matter if it is Jason or Tim, I am not as good as me!"

Damian kicked Jason's motionless corpse unconvinced, and muttered angrily inexplicably: "How did Dickie get with you? It's just a kiss, it's unimaginable." When he goes to bed in the future, is he really not afraid of being crushed to death by you who weigh more than 200 kilograms?"

At the same time, Nightwing happened to be in the Batcave as well.

After learning that Jason's body was stolen, he rushed to the Batcave angrily, and ran into Tony Stark, the Iron Man who shouldn't be here.

"You would rather ask outsiders for help than me?" Dick said with a hurt expression on his face.

Clenching his fists angrily, he yelled at Batman, "Damn Bruce, what the hell did you take me for?"

"Hey, what is an outsider? When I met Bruce, you didn't know you were there, brat." Before Batman could answer, Tony, who was wearing steel armor, had already refuted unhappily.

He was standing next to the housekeeper, drinking black tea from a small teacup.

"Master Dick."

Butler Alfred greeted him.

Dick nodded reluctantly, in a bad mood.

He didn't hate Iron Man, but he hated Batman's feeling of being excluded.

And Bruce, who was sitting in front of the computer and didn't know what he was busy with, raised his head slightly after a while.

He frowned slightly, and said slowly in a low hoarse voice: "You two don't argue. Tony, trouble is a bit elder. And you, Nightwing, please keep quiet. If you can stay in a safe place, it helped me a lot.”

"My lord, what you say is a bit hurtful." Mr. Butler said with disapproval.

"Come on, Fu," Batman said. "I'm just trying to keep some fun-loving guy quiet."

Hearing him say that made Dick pissed off.

But Tony laughed gloatingly.

'Yes, that's how it should be. '

Thinking of Spider-Man's misfortune a few days ago, he couldn't help muttering in his heart: "For these young people, really... really shouldn't be too indulgent, otherwise, sooner or later, they will turn the world upside down. "

Iron Man, who was recently forced out of his parenting experience by Spider-Man, stared at Batman with some resentment.

He very much wanted to discuss the topic of 'how to make a rebellious child obedient' with his friends after Dick left.

On the other end, although Dick was angry, he held back.

After calming down for a while, he regained control of his emotions.

And, he decided not to quarrel with Batman about 'Why didn't he call himself when something happened', and instead asked seriously and calmly: "What's going on with Jason? I heard that someone...someone put his ..."

He paused, pain flashed across his face, and he said the following words with difficulty: "Stole his body?"

"You heard that right."

Batman said lowly, "I'll get it back."

"I don't have to worry about it this time, do I?"

Dick said angrily and sadly: "You always like to make your own decisions so much, why don't you let me help you, Batman? Also, since you are going to come to this... this Iron Man, what are you planning?" ? Why didn't you think to tell me from the beginning to the end?"

"You're still young, Dick." Batman replied calmly.

Dick was so angry that he was about to blow up: "Ha, still young? So I'm not 20 years old this year, am I two years old?"

However, Batman's next words immediately dissipated his anger.

Even, uncontrollable... A deep pain subconsciously surfaced in his heart.

He said, "I really can't accept it, Nightwing. Because, I can't lose another Robin."

"Bruce..."

Dick paused for a long time before saying this in a low voice.

The adoptive father and son were silent for a long time, and the atmosphere was a little stagnant for a while.

Tony didn't like the atmosphere.

He is born to like to be lively, and he also loves to be lively.

When he was a prodigal son, he wished he could have a party every day and let everyone surround him.

So, he couldn't help raising his visor, and broke the silence in the room and said, "Bruce, did I tell you that my parents are back? They want to see you."

Batman turned his head suddenly, with a puzzled look on his face: "What did you say? Aren't they dead?"

"What? Did I forget to tell you?" Tony said in surprise.

Immediately afterwards, he patted his head and muttered to himself: "Maybe I really forgot. That's right, too many things happened recently."

"Get to the point." Bruce ordered in a low voice.

"The point is, do you know how to travel through time and space? At the most dangerous time, they traveled through time and space." Tony said naturally.

"...What sci-fi American drama have you been watching recently?" Batman couldn't help but sarcastically asked.

"Hey, don't believe it, it's absolutely true." Tony repeated: "In addition to them, by the way, there is also... your brother, no, the twin sons also came through together."

"Twin sons?" Bruce and Dick repeated in unison.

Due to some kind of strange feeling of "near hometown feeling", although he also seized the time to spend more time with his parents, he always seemed to be cautious, like a dream, and his brain was completely unconscious. An unsuspecting little wizard's confession to his parents...

Such as, he is from the future, Damian is Batman's own son and so on.

But he had just heard it, and was a little too surprised.

So much so... Ignored the second half of Gal's original sentence 'Damian is Batman's son, I am not'.

'Looks exactly the same, dare to say it doesn't matter?Definitely twin brothers! '

Tony, who didn't know the existence of Transfiguration Mags, naturally decided so.

"What? Did I hear you right? Bruce has a son, and they're twins!" Dick was visibly shocked for a while.

But soon, he became angry and didn't dare to confront Batman head-on, but deliberately complained to Mr. Butler sideways: "Oh my God, it's a shame he still had the face to tell me to remember to wear a condom when I go to bed!"

Mr. Steward is immersed in the joy of 'the Wayne family will have a new generation'.

After hearing Dick's complaint, he raised his lips and smiled: "So, if you don't want to wear a condom, Master Dick wants to have a baby too?"

Ye Yi, who was chattering, immediately shut up.

Batman pretended not to hear from the beginning to the end.

In a way, he was actually a little upset.

These days...

Things happened one after another, which exhausted him physically and mentally.

Jason's death, the theft of Jason's body, the difficulty of revenge, the clown becoming the Iranian ambassador, Superman's obstruction...

Now, there is another pair of twin sons who don't know the truth?

He rubbed his temples with a headache, for a moment he really didn't know how to respond.

The author has something to say: I'm not sure I can update on time recently, because during the period after the festival, I didn't adjust my time well; secondly, I was really busy again.

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