[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

When Tony left the Batcave, he felt a little rejoicing: "Raising children is really scary! Communicating with children is even more terrifying. Fortunately, I don't have children yet..."

As he flew in the direction of New York in his gold-red steel armor, he thought back to that conversation between Nightwing and Batman.

A generation of Robin, after leaving Batman to fly solo, Dick, codenamed Nightwing, is really a good boy.

He is caring and well-behaved most of the time. He is a good partner, assistant and son of Batman.

But just so, he knows Batman all too well.

Therefore, every time it is paired with Mr. Butler, it is very sharp, and it is irrefutable.

At that time, Tony had just told Bruce about the 'twins'.

And Bruce thought for a while, and gave an answer of 'I'll visit them after I finish dealing with the matter at hand'.

"Is there anything more important than seeing your own son?" Tony asked casually.

Bruce made a serious excuse that 'new fathers need to do some mental preparation'.

This excuse fails so badly.

Failed to the point... Ye Yi almost fell off his chair laughing.

"God, Ah Fu, did you hear that?"

He pointed to his adoptive father and said loudly, "The omnipotent Batman actually needs to make some mental preparations?"

"I'm surprised too, Master Dick." Having said that, there was no surprise on the face of Mr. Steward.

He continued in a tone that sounded gratifying: "Master, have you finally realized that you are an ordinary human being? Instead of dreaming that you have an S on your chest and you are omnipotent. Miles."

Batman was expressionless, ignoring their chorus.

But Tony couldn't help laughing just by imagining the sullen face beneath the Batman mask.

However, this is just a joke to watch others.

If you switch to yourself...

When Tony finally negotiated the plan with Bruce, said goodbye and left, and flew into the air, he couldn't help but think: "Bruce loves raising children too much, Nightwing, the dead Jason, and the two rowdy children at home Twins. However, I don't want to have a son who makes trouble all day... If it is my son, I hope he will be obedient and well-behaved..."

'If it were my son...'

In his mind, an annoying and talkative kid inexplicably appeared... that unreliable kid who didn't forget to tweet and shoot videos before the battle.

"Damn it! My thinking is influenced by this bastard Bruce, why should I raise a child!"

Tony accelerated and flew towards the Avengers Building, thinking angrily in his heart: "Raise a child, raise a child, I won't raise it! I'm an eternal golden bachelor!"

The golden bachelor flew to the top floor of the Avengers Building, like a catwalk show, striding forward without stopping, a bunch of mechanical arms appeared on both sides, took off his helmet and armor for him, and waited for him to step down On the top floor, it was the handsome and unrestrained President Stark in suits and leather shoes again.

"It's so handsome! It's amazing!" Peter exclaimed.

"Sudden show..." Gal said enviously.

"What are you two doing sneaking around here!?"

Tony looked at the two children watching him speechlessly. Although with his popularity, it is normal to be watched wherever he goes, but for some reason, being stared at by the two children made him feel a little uncomfortable .

"Mr. Stark, I... I'm here to find Gal."

I planned to continue to ask Tony to apologize, to return the uniform, and to ask Spider-Man to join the Avengers, but because of nervousness, I temporarily dumped the blame on the little wizard.

But the result of lying without collusion in advance is...

"You didn't say that before!"

Gal yelled out completely uncooperatively, and asked with a look of surprise, "You clearly said you were here to find Tony?"

Tony glanced at Peter meaningfully.

Poor Spider-Man blushed for being caught lying.

At such an embarrassing moment, the Stark couple who came up with their companions rescued him.

Maria was holding a large plate of black tea and donuts, with a gentle smile on her face, and from time to time chatted with Howard beside her.

An extremely familiar sight.

But since a long time ago, it has only appeared in dreams.

Tony put down the beer bottle slowly, with a complicated expression.

"I asked Friday, and she said that you are all on the top floor." Maria looked around with a smile, and noticed that there happened to be a big table in the middle of the opened room, and there were some entertainment facilities not far away: "It's very suitable A place to have a party, I remember you used to love it, Tony."

However, Tony subconsciously blurted out: "I haven't had a party for a long time."

But the next moment, he felt that what he said was not appropriate, and he was afraid of hurting his mother's heart, so he hurriedly changed his words and said, "I mean, I only have parties with my friends, but after the civil war, they all left..."

Maria was slightly taken aback.

She was silent for a while and said nothing.

But in fact, the delicate nerves that belong to women have made her discover that in this building, those that do not belong to her son, but traces of other people's past lives, such as archery targets that occasionally appear on various floors, restaurant sofas Lipstick left on the table, a few heavy dumbbells and cracked sandbags, glass products and yoga mats...

You can imagine how lively and harmonious it was before the so-called civil war.

Then think of Tony's few words, such as moving...

When Tony Mingming said it, his expression was calm and composed.

But Maria couldn't help but feel a sense of loss... The tall Avengers Building still stands in New York, but the people inside have left long ago.

'Damn it, why am I bringing this up. '

Tony rubbed his temples with a headache, trying to change the subject, "Are the donuts for me? I like that... two bastards, put down my donuts."

But he said it too late.

Peter directly glued a donut with spider silk.

And a certain shameless brat bit one in his mouth and held one in his left hand and one in his right. In order to prevent someone from snatching them, he took a bite and licked each of them wickedly.

Tony, who was successfully disgusted, had to stop in mid-air when he wanted to grab the hand.

"Uh... Shall I make a few more later?" Mrs. Maria couldn't help laughing.

Tony stared at the little wizard angrily, and couldn't help repeating his previous thoughts in his heart: "Raise children, raise children, I will never raise children!"

At this time, it seemed that someone was poking his shoulder lightly with a finger.

He then turned around even more angrily, only to find a beautiful big donut in front of him.

Peter's smile was radiant.

He held up the donut and said flatteringly, "Mr. Stark, here you go."

Tony stared at Peter strangely.

Then, he accepted Peter's feeding, opened his mouth, and took a bite of the donut.

The brainless Peter's eyes brightened instantly.

He looked at the idol expectantly.

The next moment, the idol also grinned.

Tony reached out to grab Spider-Man's shoulder very naturally, and patted and said, "Good boy, but..."

He raised his other hand, took the donut, lowered his head, took a bite, and said, "I still won't give you the uniform, go back to class!"

"Mr. Stark~!" Peter shouted aggrieved and unwillingly.

Tony bit the donut and pretended not to hear.

However, he thought about it in his heart, 'raising an obedient child seems... barely acceptable'.

A family of three, plus two children, had a rare and leisurely afternoon tea on the top floor of the Avengers Building.

Although there are no donuts, there are small cookies with black tea.

"Tony..." Howard said with a cup of black tea, "We haven't had a good chat for a long time."

"It's been a long time, maybe 30 or [-] years." Tony said habitually.

Howard seemed to be choking, showing a helpless expression.

"Bad boy, don't always fight against your father." Maria patted the back of his hand reproachfully and said.

"I was just kidding."

Tony said offhandedly, and then pointedly accused: "Dad, you have never had a sense of humor."

"I don't have as much sense of humor as you do."

Howard laughed and said: "But I managed to marry such a beautiful girl as your mother, and what about you? My son with a sense of humor, you have been single until now, do you plan to continue? Until you become an old man of seven or eighty years old. Bachelor?"

Maria couldn't help tugging at her husband's sleeve, feeling that his words were too harsh.

But it would be too unrealistic to think that this would hit Tony.

"I'm not a seventy-eighty-year-old bachelor...and, Dad."

With a serious expression, Tony adjusted his bow tie solemnly, and shouted towards the ceiling: "Friday, please give me a spotlight."

The AI ​​who replaced Jarvis obediently shone a beam of light on him.

"very good."

He praised and said: "I like this, let's add some BGM, um, a little high."

On Friday there was a Tom Chasing Jerry music.

"...remind me to clean up your memory regularly in the future."

Tony's expression was speechless, and he could only order again: "Play the part from my product launch last month."

High and intense music sounded.

Under everyone's bewildered and inexplicable gaze...

Holding the black tea cup in his hand, Tony declared solemnly, "Iron Man..."

He paused, and said word for word: "It belongs to fans all over the world!"

The music stopped abruptly.

Maria turned her head silently and looked at Howard with a complicated and unspeakable expression...

If there are old friends from the same era here, they will probably translate her expression at this moment:

'Finally, I see someone who can pretend more than you, Howard'.

Howard, who used to take the lap dance girls on the stage for product demonstrations, deeply comprehended the life philosophy of "the waves behind the Yangtze River drive the waves ahead, and each generation is stronger than the waves... No, it's the waves before that die on the beach".

But this still can't stop the old father's urgency to force the marriage today.

I think of the so-called "family of three" mentioned by the little wizard in the future...

Howard couldn't help sneering in his heart, 'I'm still alive now! '

"Don't talk about what you have and what you don't have. When do you plan to get married and give me a grandson?"

He said unceremoniously: "I remember that my old friend Dr. Hank Pym has a daughter. I will contact you some other day. You can make an appointment to meet and get to know each other."

The author has something to say: Dr. Hank Pym, do you know each other?

Ant-Man watching you!

PS. I'm babbling again