[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

Captain America is back, and the Avengers are about to regroup.

Not long ago, the media who were advocating the heroic civil war and the falling apart of the Avengers replaced the headlines of newspapers and magazines with the above content without any moral integrity and joy.

Regarding this, Tony just calmly set his phone to call waiting.

Countless people want to know what's going on?Is that really Captain America?Is Captain America back?Did he choose to accept the Premier League Registration Act?Or did Iron Man switch sides and side with the captain?How to solve the Super British Registration Act?What happened to Superman and Batman who were there at the time?Are the Avengers planning to join the Avengers?

Countless questions, countless people calling Tony's phone.

General Ross even led a team to the Avengers Tower in an attempt to block people off.

But at this time, Tony left the mess behind.

He took the Winter Soldier, and packed his few relatives, the Starks, and a certain little wizard, and hid together in Bruce's Wayne Manor, completely ignoring the bloody storm outside, pretending to be Nothing happened.

Miss Pep, who has been away on business, is forced to take over the mess again.

After learning about the big news that her ex-boyfriend made again, and also disappeared in hiding again, she couldn't bear it and complained to Happy on the phone in a frantic tone: "It's like this every time, every time In this way, I am not surprised at all! From the day I knew him, he was like a curious cat, always wanting to pat here and there, and jump up and down from time to time Break everything up. When things get too complicated, he hides under the bed, under the table, in any place where you can't find him. When the matter is resolved and the world is at peace, he pats his ass again. Get out, lick its fur like a cat, wag its tail, rub against your legs, and put on the most innocent expression in the world, as if nothing happened!"

Happy had been listening patiently.

After Pep finished venting, he felt that he should say something to end the topic.

But to be honest, a good friend who can hang out with Tony all year round is probably not a good thing in a certain way.

So, after racking his brains for a long time, he replied cautiously: "So, I have always kept dogs, not cats."

Do you think I will really share with you the experience of raising pets again?

The angry Miss Pep immediately hung up the phone.

"Woman!"

Happy sighed incomprehensibly: "I know it's useless to complain, but I still keep talking."

Wayne Manor,

Mr. Housekeeper was looking at Gal with a look of relief: "I never thought that I would still see the next generation of the Wayne family in my lifetime."

At this time, Gall has confessed the fact that he is not Damian.

But after all, he has Damian's appearance, and he has the title of 'Damian's good friend (his self-proclaimed)', so Mr. Steward naturally regards him as a junior like Damian.Moreover, he tried to guess Damian's appearance and temperament from Gal's changing appearance.

Gal doesn't mind being a substitute at all, although if you've ever met Damian, you'll know the two kids are completely different.

But anyway, now that Damian doesn't know where the waves are going, Gal took the opportunity to use the convenience of "Batman's son (friend)" to crazily brush up Mr. Butler's favorability.

Facing Alfred, he showed an expression of joy as if he saw his relatives, and also showed his strength in hugging his thighs.

The thigh hugging here is a realistic state.

The short little wizard, hugging Mr. Housekeeper's thigh and not letting go, shouted very bottomlessly: "Grandpa Fu, good grandpa, the best grandpa, I want to eat cookies! I want to eat cookies ! I want a cookie!"

Knowing that the United Nations General Assembly was attacked by a clown, Dick Yeyi rushed over with a confused expression on his face.

He looked at his adoptive father Bruce with a dark face, and then at a child who was said to be very similar to Bruce, and couldn't help laughing: "Which play is this from? Was Bruce like this when he was a child?"

"No, Master Bruce is not as cute as Master Gal at all."

Alfred, who was bending over to treat Bruce's injury, commented very calmly.

Then he straightened up and moved his legs with difficulty to get the bandages.

The reason why it is said to be difficult is that even during this process, the little wizard willfully hugged his thigh and did not let go, and was dragged around as he walked.

Even the old-school British butler, who has always been moody and indifferent, was amused by the little wizard's rambunctiousness.

The children of Wayne's family have always been precocious and smart, and I have never met such a carefree, careless child who looks careless at first glance, and who doesn't want to face because of a stutter.

"Isn't it cute?"

He sighed to Dick as he stitched up Bruce's wound with a needle.

Dick couldn't help laughing.

But Superman was terrified at the side, and couldn't help interjecting: "Well...can you chat after sewing, the bat hurts."

However, the 'painful' Batman completely ignored his kindness.

He slightly raised his eyelids, and asked in a low voice, "Why haven't you gone yet?"

Clark's handsome face with sharp edges and corners immediately showed a hurt expression, like a large dog that was kicked by someone.

He has known Bruce for many years, but every time he thinks that he can get close to the other person and become the best friend of the other person for life, reality will punch him hard.

Bruce keeps rejecting him.

Words like 'Leave, get out, stay away from my Gotham, go back to your metropolis' are often heard.

Sometimes Superman can't help but want to stay away from Bruce.

But he can't.

'I've never met a more admirable human being than Batman. '

He often thinks to himself, "I've watched him go through all the miserable fucking stuff, and he's come through. So, just looking at him, I'm like, there's nothing to complain about. But still, Batman It's human, fragile, normal human without any superpowers."

'I want to protect him, but he doesn't need it, and he dislikes me very much. 'Clark sighed helplessly in his heart.

In the Batcave, the only one who worshiped Superman and had a crush on Superman, Nightwing, gave him a comforting smile.

"How are you going to deal with the Winter Soldier?" Batman doesn't want to have too much communication with Superman, because aliens often don't have a good brain, and they will say something so innocent that he doesn't know how to answer. .

So, instead, he asked his childhood friend, "The Winter Soldier is a worse war criminal than Captain America."

"Who said he was the Winter Soldier?"

Tony said in a matter-of-fact tone: "Isn't the real Winter Soldier hiding in an unknown place with the captain? This is our newly recruited superhero from the Avengers. How about it?"

Looking at a steamed bun face eating biscuits with relish, Bruce, who is also a famous Gotham playboy, thought for a while and replied calmly: "I don't think it's specific enough. The point of Venus Broken Arm is not to break arm, but in the sensual beauty of the human body that shows youthful charm."

Tony immediately smiled knowingly, patted Winter Soldier's waist and abdomen, gave a thumbs up and commented: "Mermaid line, very good."

"What are they talking about?" The little wizard suddenly felt that he couldn't understand English.

"Probably discussing the figure of the Winter Soldier, does it look good with his clothes off?" Dick scratched his head and replied.

"Master Dick, don't indoctrinate minors with bad ideas." Mr. Butler was dissatisfied and criticized severely.

Ye Yi couldn't help being stunned: "It's not me who started it, why only talk about me?"

"Master and Master Stark are just discussing some aspects of Venus's aesthetics."

Alfred opened his eyes calmly and said nonsense.

Nightwing: ...

Tony nodded: "Yes."

Bruce nodded coldly: "Yes."

"So it's all because of me thinking wrong?" Ye Yi pointed at himself, asking in a daze.

The two adults dumped the pot unceremoniously: "Yes, that's right."

Batman also said very elderly: "Dick, don't bring the bad atmosphere outside back to the Batcave."

"At least I remember to wear a condom when I go to bed, so I didn't kill anyone." Ye Yi immediately shot back angrily.

The little wizard could no longer understand what they were saying.

He looked around boredly, and soon noticed Batman's domineering and mighty Batmobile, and his eyes lit up.

"Hey, don't move around!" Superman flew over quickly and grabbed Gal.

The bear boy was caught in his hands, and he was stunned for two seconds, then suddenly began to wail without rain: "I want to drive, I want a car!"

Superman was stunned: What should we do with such a weak creature that can be stabbed to death with one finger?

He looked to Batman for help.

Bruce turned his head pretending not to see, and continued to discuss with Tony how to help the Winter Soldier fabricate a reasonable background.

But Mr. Butler smiled and said: "The children all like Superman, I believe you will be able to handle it well."

The omnipotent Superman is forced to coax the children.

'In front of Bruce, if I show my affinity and friendliness to children, maybe I will get extra points. '

A silly alien may be trying to prove the topic of 'I'm not a threat, I'm a good friend of the Earthlings', and his attitude towards Gal is really extremely gentle.

However, he overlooked one point, some brats push their noses and faces more and more.

Gal had had enough of being ignored these days, and finally someone coaxed himself to go out and start clamoring to go out, go to the amusement park, go to Disney, go to haunted houses, go to the movies.

The good-tempered Superman took a look at Bruce, and then he really carried him out to the amusement park.

"Is this alien too easy to talk to?"

After Superman left with Gal in his arms, Tony couldn't help but say.

Bruce responded calmly, "Stupid."

It seems that for Superman, it is hopeless in the short term to get Batman's bonus points.

Meanwhile, Damian is at the amusement park.

He threw Jason in the hotel room, and ran out to observe a certain future enemy-the third-generation Robin Tim Drake.

In Damian's view, all Robins are rivals for his father, and the third-generation Robin, who is called the most like his father, is especially hateful.

But in fact, in the eyes of Tim later, Damian, the bastard, was the brat who took his position as Robin.

At this time, Tim, who has not received professional training, looks like an ordinary child. Even in the amusement park, he is out of place holding a computer, as if immersed in his own world. .

"Such a useless Drake has no desire for me to defeat him at all." Damian thought to himself in disappointment.

He realized once again that this is not his time...

'I'm going to have to give Drake some trouble...but it's kind of unfair, kind of like a game of tuba abuse a rookie trumpet.Well... but as long as I don't tell, who will know?Whether he is fair or not! '

He raised the corners of his lips with a smirk and moved his finger joints, intending to add a colorful childhood memory to the future three generations of Robin.

Then, he was grabbed from behind.

"Don't run around, Gal!"

Superman, wearing glasses, grabs Damian in the identity of ordinary Clark Kent.

Obviously, he had the wrong person.

But Gall was running around, sneaking lies about getting him off, trying to play some dangerous game behavior beyond the age limit, which already irritated Superman a little.

"No matter what you say, I won't believe it this time."

Superman, who was about to be tortured to death by the brat, took Damian to a hidden corner and said angrily, "Don't even think about running around again, I'll take you back to Gotham right now."

Before Damian could speak, he changed back into Superman's costume, took the child into the sky, and flew towards Gotham.

Damian has no expression on his face: ... stupid alien.

the other end,

Cal had long forgotten about Superman, and was happily chatting with a little girl and eating marshmallows.

He said braggingly: "My grandpa is the savior, he knows a lot of magic."

The little girl also said happily: "My father can grow and shrink, raise big ants, and fly on horseback."

Shrunk to the size of an ant, Ant-Man Scott Lang hid in the grass, greedily looking at his daughter whom he had not seen for a long time.

His eyes filled with tears: "Cathy, Daddy's little angel!"