[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

Ant-Man was going crazy.

After he was accidentally caught by Superman, he couldn't run away at all.

Although a small kryptonite can defeat Superman.

But when there is no kryptonite, this alien living on the earth, with a series of super functions such as super hearing and super vision, is indeed an invincible existence comparable to a god.

Moreover, Ant-Man, who is the most wanted criminal in the United States, has not forgotten that his task is to "sneaky investigate Stark's conspiracy", instead of standing outside the window of his daughter's house to stand out with Superman, the main force of the Justice League. A grand duel.

Therefore, he swallowed his anger and planned to reason with Superman and persuade him to let him go.

But Superman hesitated: "I know you Avengers have had a lot of quarrels recently, but can't you really make up?"

As a superhero, Superman has some empathy for the Avengers.

The good comrades-in-arms and colleagues, but because of inexplicable things, split into two teams and killed each other...

'It's scary to think about if one day Bruce and I fall out and we have to fight each other. '

Even though the superpower is very powerful, but the soul is still that simple town youth, Clark Kent, a small reporter from the "Planet Daily", thought uncomfortably: "Although he ignores me, it is enough to make people sad." '

After thinking about it like this, he stopped paying attention to Ant-Man's various requests, and instead said patiently: "I think you need to communicate."

Then, he continued to hold Ant-Man in his fist with one hand, but picked up the sleeping little wizard with the other hand, turned around and flew towards the direction of the Batcave, intending to help Ant-Man get a good chance to communicate with Tony. Chance.

"There are guests, do you want to invite Master Tony over?"

Alfred, who was already on the monitor and saw this scene, asked for instructions.

"Go call him."

Batman nodded and said, "Tony probably wouldn't want me to step in and deal with his Avengers."

However, when Alfred went to find Tony in person, he saw Howard Stark wandering in the corridor.

"Master Stark?" Mr. Steward asked in surprise.

"Uh... Ah Fu, long time no see." Howard turned around and greeted him with an embarrassed expression.

"It's been a long time."

Alfred said calmly, "I'm glad to see that you are as young and healthy as ever."

"Stop teasing me, Fu."

Howard sighed helplessly.

"I'm just telling the truth."

Alfred still looked calm, and asked in a calm tone; "Excuse me, Master Stark, are you walking back and forth in the corridor, is there something that bothers you?"

"It's not for Tony!"

Howard, who was quite familiar with the old butler of the Wayne family because of his friendship with Thomas Wayne, the owner of the Wayne Manor in the early years, said frankly with a helpless face: "He recently...recently and that Winter Soldier, It's a little too close."

Alfred looked at him blankly: "Is there anything wrong with that?"

"Of course not!"

Howard said distressedly: "I used to think that if Tony fell in love with Captain America, it would really be a nightmare! But now, I find that falling in love with Captain America is not a nightmare. If he doesn't get a response from Captain America, he turns to Like a stand-in, that's a nightmare of nightmares!"

"what?"

Mr. Butler thinks he understands every word, but when put together, why can't he understand a single word?

Master Tony likes Captain America, so he can't wait to find a substitute?

(Tony: ... so casually adding bitterness to your son, Howard, are you really a real father?)

Howard sighed, and first told the housekeeper a family story of 'the son's relationship is not going well, and the old father is anxious to get angry'.

When Alfred was speechless, he continued to say with envy and jealousy: "Although Bruce is not married, he has a son anyway! But you see, Tony is about the same age as him. Now, if you want a girlfriend, you don't have a daughter." Friend, if you want a child or no child, even if you have a boyfriend... no! Is he going to die alone so that he can drive me to death?"

Mr. Steward was speechless.

But what I have to say is that Howard's free thinking is really shocking.

But this can't be completely blamed on him, after all, when I saw Tony force people into a corner to strip clothes (uniforms)...

Even afterward, Tony explained that he just 'didn't want him to wear Captain America's uniform', and Howard, who had been thinking about it, understood it as 'I don't want him to wear the uniform of the person I like'.

Of course, the Winter Soldier still put on the uniform of the US team in the end, and was brought to Tony's side (to facilitate make-up lessons, so that he can recover his self-care ability as soon as possible), what does this mean?

One stone caused a thousand waves!

A fake Captain America.

After being seen by a group of teammates in Wakanda, Stark's one hundred and eighth conspiracy was made up in his brain.

In the eyes of an old father who only cares about his son's marriage and love affairs, it has become...

'My son couldn't love it, so I found a cosplay'.

It can only be said that everyone is thinking too much.

So, Alfred patiently coaxed Howard back into the house, and took over the task of 'advising Tony not to be depressed because of his feelings'.

Then, he knocked on the door again and informed Tony that 'there is an Avenger coming for you'.

While going back to the Batcave with him, Tony asked in amazement, "Who? Who? Who's here? Captain? Hawkeye or... Scarlet Witch?"

"Neither, it's Ant-Man." Superman, who had already flown back to the Batcave, just heard what he said, and replied casually.

Tony turned around in surprise, looked around him, and asked strangely, "Who is Ant-Man?"

Ant-Man, who was held in the hands of Superman, was about to die of anger again.

He struggled and shouted: "Play this game! Stark, why are you playing this game with me... Shameless! Shameless!!"

Tony looked puzzled: "Who the hell is this guy!"

He added: "Fuck you must be mistaken, I don't remember any ants among the members of the Avengers (Ant-Man: it's Ant-Man, bastard, it's Ant-Man)."

It is actually true to say that, when Ant-Man and Spider-Man were in the civil war, they were all recruited by the leaders of the two teams to help.

Therefore, if you insist on investigating, he is indeed not an Avenger.

Moreover, these two superheroes debuted late and did few things, so their popularity is indeed very low.

But it's too embarrassing to directly say that you don't know anything.

Ant was so angry that he didn't speak for a long time.

He thinks that he is now "deep in the tiger's den" and that everyone in the Batcave is an accomplice of the conspirator Tony.

Therefore, he had to remain silent, absolutely not revealing the whereabouts of the captain and the others.

On the other end, Damian looked at the sleeping little wizard, and unhappily raised his hand to poke his face that was exactly the same as his own.

"Idiot, sleep so hard! I don't even know it was sold." He complained.

But when he complained, his arm stretched out involuntarily, trying to take Gal from Superman's arms.

A screen in front of Batman suddenly went dark, and a line of words appeared on the screen.

'Cool, someone can hack into the Batcave? '

This was Damian's first gloating thought.

But the next moment, he couldn't care less about this issue.

Because the line that appeared on the screen was:

[Batman, I know where Jason Todd is. ]

The other party didn't intend to sell anything, and there was an address below.

And that address... just happened to be the address of the guest room in the hotel that Damian took Jason with him before.

Bruce stood up abruptly, looking a little uncontrollably nervous.

Damian narrowed his eyes warily.

Another line appeared on the screen:

[I will return Robin alive to you, please continue to protect Gotham, Batman. ]

[By your eternal supporter - Alvin Draper]

Tim Drake!

The name popped into Damian's mind all of a sudden.

Others may not know.

But from the future, he clearly knows that 'Alvin Draper' is an Internet alias that three generations of Robin Tim Drake have used several times.

"Damn it! Damn it! Drake bastard!!"

Damian, who saved Jason and planned to ask his father for credit for it, but because he was greedy for the feeling of being alone with his father, he didn't mention Jason's matter in time.

"I'm going to kill you, dead otaku!"

With a stinky face, he gritted his teeth and thought in his heart: "When I'm at the playground, I should rush over and kill you recklessly!"

The author has something to say: When the Robins get together, they are always fighting!

I feel sorry for Bat's father, the child is not easy to take care of, and Ah Fu is also worried about his bald head.