[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

The shock of Damian in the whole yard is obviously not a little bit.Moreover, so many copies of Damian, from a certain point of view, also indicate that there must be an unknown conspiracy and some bad things behind it.

But the little wizard who caused everything in front of him has a completely different focus from everyone else.

When Bruce asked where the shells had been moved from and who was making them, Gall's face was visibly dazed.

He did describe what he experienced as cooperatively as possible, but in the process of describing, after almost two or three sentences on the topic, he would add the sentence "Damian is too bad", "It's all because of Damian's discord." Just for fun', 'Damian must be out on patrol again'.

From these answers, it can be seen that in his mind, the question of Damian's clone is not as important as the question of "Damian won't play with me".

But everyone really can't do anything about him. Although there are often precocious children, there are also such spoiled children in the world who have lived smoothly for more than ten years and can never grasp the key points.

Bruce secretly rejoiced that the children in his family, no matter whether they were adopted sons or biological sons, despite their somewhat rebellious personality, at least they were able to distinguish priorities when doing things. .

So, he couldn't help asking: "What do you think, Damian?"

Damian, who had been staring closely at Gal, replied subconsciously: "I didn't stop playing with you, I just forgot."

Bruce: ...? ? ?

Well, while the kids are unreliable, the adults maintain a consistently high level of analysis.

On the day Damian confessed his life experience, Bruce had already decided to take his son back as soon as possible, instead of continuing to let him receive those bloody assassin education, but the resurrection of Jason was delayed in the middle.

Now, from Damian's life experience, the experience of the little wizard, and the eavesdropped words, the maker of the replica is almost ready to come out.

Think about it, since there are replicas, there must be genuine copies.Ignore this genuine Damian who came through time travel and barely showed up, then what was copied must be another genuine version—the young Damian of this era.But in this age, there is no known young Damian, who can reproduce him?Only his relatives, grandpa, or mother.

Bruce's face fell involuntarily.

Although he didn't say anything directly, everyone in the Robins, including Superman, knew he was angry.

Tony didn't seem to notice the oppressive atmosphere in the air. He walked forward in his own way, patted his childhood friend on the shoulder very naturally, and looked at Superman's jealous eyes, and comforted him intimately: "Calm down, Bruce .If you need my help, just ask.”

Bruce's expression softened slightly: "I can handle it myself, Tony."

He asked awkwardly, "Shouldn't you go back to your New York?"

"How can I leave when my friend is in trouble?" Tony asked back in surprise.

He said sweetly and sweetly: "Honey, we have been friends, relatives, brothers, and the closest people in the world since we were young. So, just take it as a reward for picking me up from Siberia before, and allow me to stay and help run Let's run errands!"

Bruce thought for a moment without speaking.

Clark Kent looked around at them, showing an anxious and helpless expression.

If someone can interpret the expressions into words, it can probably be translated as: the lines I want to say have already been said, and the words are better than mine, what should I do?

In the end, what decision they made, Gal didn't know.

Because after he heard it, he accidentally fell asleep in Damian's arms.

When everyone was discussing how to infiltrate the League of Assassins, find the young Damian and bring them back, and at the same time find all the replicas, they heard a few small snores.

Everyone looked in Gal's direction very speechlessly.

"It's really enviable." Dick couldn't help showing a gentle elder brother smile: "Little Wing, look, this is just like a child."

Jason frowned, showing a disgusted expression: "He is heartless like a stupid stupid rabbit."

"Shut your mouth, Todd."

Damian immediately said angrily: "It's not your turn to talk about my people."

"Your people?" Jason hadn't said anything yet, as the eldest brother, Dick immediately grasped the word sensitively: "Damian..."

He assumed the attitude of the eldest brother, and taught solemnly: "In fact, I have long wanted to have a good talk with you. Friends should be equal. If you are always so domineering, Gal will definitely not be able to stand you. "

"Shut up, too! When did I say he was my friend?"

Damian folded his hands on his chest, pursed his lips and said, "When I grow up, I will marry him back home."

Bruce, who had been letting the children discuss and drank tea by himself, accidentally sprayed it.

Superman reacted promptly and picked up a tea tray on the table to block it, but after realizing that the person who bore the brunt was Stark, whom he was jealous of, he hesitated for a few seconds... So Tony experienced a disaster in a depressing way. From the sky.

"Sorry." Bruce coughed.

Tony rolled his eyes, took a tissue to wipe the suit, and said jokingly, "I'll send you the bill for this suit."

"For Alfred," Bruce replied.

Then, he turned his head and looked at Damian with a complicated expression: "It seems that we haven't had a good talk yet."

Damian was expressionless: "Father, if you think it is necessary."

"Of course it is necessary." Tony said watching the excitement: "Adolescent boys always need their father to give guidance. By the way, do you want uncle to tell you which brand of condom is better to use?"

"Tony, shut up, you're not helping." Bruce said rationally with restraint.

Clark Kent couldn't help but tactfully said: "He's really not suitable for you, Bruce. You see, he brings bad examples to the children. If you want to find a lover, you really need to take this into consideration. "

"Then who do you think is suitable? Superman?" Tony sneered, and fought back without showing weakness.

Clark's face flushed red, and he stammered, "Always, better than you."

Bruce rubbed his temples with a headache. Just as he was trying to find some excuses to get rid of all these problem children and return to the peace of the past, the Damian clone that had been neglected all the time, the large Damian suddenly appeared. I spoke.

He said, "Does it mean we can be together if we marry back? Then I want to marry too."

Dick hadn't reacted yet.

Jason blurted out subconsciously: "Oops!"

Sure enough, Damian suddenly jumped up, drew his sword and slashed at him.

The large Damian instinctively put the little wizard in a safe place and went straight to meet him.

While everyone was stunned, Damian, one big and one small, attacked and blocked each other in the hall, dodging and dodging, displaying each other's fighting skills to their heart's content.

The little wizard fell asleep, feeling that the surrounding environment had changed, but he just turned over, hugged Dick's arm dependently, and continued to fall into a deep sleep.

Dick looked down at Gal's bunny face, which was exactly the same as Damian's, poked it with his finger, then looked at the two beating up in the hall, touched his chin and sighed: "Why isn't my brother so obedient?"

Jason snorted coldly.

Bruce just felt more tired.

In the end, he angrily put all the children in solitary confinement.

Innocent Dick tried to fight back: "Hey, I'm an adult, you can't treat me like a kid."

Jason also shouted angrily: "You tyrant! Tyrant!"

Damian, who was disobedient, was directly knocked out.

Damian of the trumpet stopped his hand tactfully, and asked slyly: "Don't you want to talk, father?"

"We'll talk when I'm not that angry."

Bruce replied nonchalantly.

Gall next to him was still asleep, and everyone thought he was just lethargic.

But in fact, in order to bring back the Damian clone in that yard, the little wizard had already exhausted the magic power in his body. After being overdrawn, his body naturally needed a lot of sleep to replenish his mental and physical strength.

So, close the confinement, close the confinement, sleep and sleep.

At this point, the world is finally quiet.

Tony added fuel to the fire and deliberately said: "I don't envy you anymore for having more children."

"You're never envious at all," Bruce said completely off-puttingly.

Clark Kent made another effort: "Actually, Bruce, I can help you. Let's reason with them."

Bruce raised his head in surprise: "Why haven't you left yet?"

Superman with a body of steel broke his heart again.

at the same time,

Captain America was sitting on the top floor with Spider-Man who took off his hood, chatting calmly.

Peter was really a good boy, the kind of boy you like right away if you talk to him.

He is kind-hearted, responsible and very brave.

And Captain America's personal charm has been recognized throughout the United States.

At first, Peter was a little confrontational, but after chatting for a few words, he simply regarded the other party as a good friend and poured out his thoughts.

"...I want to do more to help Mr. Stark, because he is always tired, although he doesn't show it."

Peter was not ashamed to reveal his confession, but euphemistically told the pain and frustration that he could not help: "But Mr. Stark said, I just need to be a good neighbor Spider-Man obediently. In fact, these words are also true. Yes, I nearly got stoned to death one time when I was a hero, I cried and just wanted to call the cops, it was so embarrassing. Being a superhero is hard.. I probably didn't Sufficient psychological preparation. But Mr. Stark himself is not a fighter. It is his first time to face terrorists, runaway robots, and aliens. Every enemy is so terrifying, and it is the first time Once, but he was very brave to fight."

Steve looked complicated and didn't speak.

Peter spread his hands, and smiled with inferiority and embarrassment: "So, I probably still have a long way to go."

Then Steve hugged him: "You and Tony are great, Peter."

He paused, then added: "None of you are fighters, but you are better than the bravest fighters."

"God, I was actually praised by Captain America!"

"Uh... is this unusual?"

"Of course, I thought, I thought all you could hear from your mouth was 'you're detained, you screwed up, you know what you did wrong. The question is, how do you make it up'."

"...Actually, when shooting the video, there is a script book."

"Really?"

"fake."

In the middle of the night, Damian sneaked out of the confinement room.

He came to the little wizard's room, took off his shoes, quietly climbed onto the bed, put his arms around Gal from behind, and said in a simple tone: "I've started to like you a little bit."

Cal kicked his calf uncomfortably in his sleep and grunted twice in protest.

Damian hugged him even tighter, thought for a while, and said compromised: "Well, I like it very much."