[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

The one-day tour of the League of Assassins went very smoothly.

They didn't even wait for the night, and the Yigao people ran in boldly.

The only problem that almost capsized the gutter...

It comes from the object of rescue——Damian, who is only three or four years old.

This little guy who has shown his talent since he was a child, after encountering this group of people, when he called Bruce his father sweetly on the surface, he sounded the alarm quietly behind his back.

This directly led to a very technical infiltration mission for a group of people, and turned it into a simple action of "rush in, kill out" without technical difficulty.

Then, their fighting style becomes...

Superman threw the young Damian to Batman, rushed up to repel a group of people; Batman handed the young Damian to Jason, rushed up to repel a group of people; Jason threw the young Damian angrily For Tony, rush forward and fight a group of people; Tony holds the young Damian in one hand, and starts shooting at a group of people with the other hand. Finally, when he charged forward, he stuffed Damian into Dick again. hands...

Dick Nightwing hugged the soft Damian, looked around, and found that there was no place to put the oil bottle, and when he was about to fight with him, he was shocked by electric shock.

Baby Damian gave Dick a hard smack with a shock coil worn on his wrist.

Although Dick endured it, I have to say that the feeling of being shocked by a super strong electric shock is really sour.

In the end, everyone managed to break away from the jurisdiction of the Assassin League.

This time Dick directly handed back the young Damian who was clamoring to 'let go of me and kill you' to Bruce.

He clutched his neck and complained angrily: "This is definitely a little devil. I suggest you confiscate all the weapons on him that could hurt people before you hug him. Damn it, that blow was brutal enough."

Bruce took Damian, held down his waving little arm, and commanded hoarsely, "Quiet."

Then, he nodded slightly towards Dick, promising: "I will teach him well."

"And me." Tony lifted his mask and said with a bright smile, "I'm his Uncle Stark."

Regardless of the reluctance of the young Damian, he reached out and touched his head: "It's really energetic."

The corners of Batman's lips curled up slightly.

Seeing such a scene, Superman couldn't help but recommend himself and said: "Maybe, Batman, you can take him to the Metropolis to play someday... Uh, I can also take him to the farm to ride a pony."

Bruce had a rare refusal.

He lowered his head and looked at the young Damian gently, but he couldn't help but think of another Damian, the child who ran out alone after crying for the little wizard.

Although that Damian didn't know what he had experienced, so he always showed an unhappy look that didn't please anyone.

But Bruce knew it wasn't such a bad kid.

Maybe he was on the wrong track once, maybe he is still making mistakes now and again.

But it's all over. Most of the time, he just doesn't know how to express it.

Thinking of this, Bruce silently hugged the young Damian tightly, ignoring his angry appearance, and swore in his heart: "This time, no matter what misfortune there is, I will never let it happen to you again."

Then, he put the baby Damian on the Batmobile, turned around and told Nightwing the way back...

"Hey, don't touch it!" Jason shouted suddenly.

Bruce turned his head subconsciously, and found that the brat Damian, who was only three or four years old, had climbed into the driver's seat of the Batmobile, trying to drive... He hurried to the car, but found the young Damian, Sitting in the driver's seat, he straightened his arms, but because of his short hands, he couldn't reach the steering wheel at all.

Dick, who was still angry because of the electric shock, suddenly burst into laughter.

Tony clicked directly to take a picture.

Even Jason couldn't help laughing gloatingly.

Superman smiled too.

Bruce walked into the Batmobile, hugged the angry young Damian aside, because there was no child seat for the time being, he had to temporarily fix him with a seat belt, and warned in a hoarse voice: "Don't move around, Damian .”

"Didn't you say that you are my father?"

"Yes."

"Then your things are mine? After you die, this car will also be mine. Why can't I move?"

"I'm not dead, Damian."

"Then when do you plan to die?"

"It probably won't work until I educate you well."

"it's a pity."

"So, you are not allowed to touch it until I die."

"What if I don't?" Young Damian asked harshly.

"You don't want to know the consequences." Bruce threatens him sullenly, all the horror urban legends of Gotham, big bats in the shadows that scare the shit out of bad guys.

At this point, even Damian, who was still difficult to deal with when he was young, finally calmed down.

He snorted coldly, and looked out of the window on his own, ignoring people.

Everyone started returning to Gotham.

On the way, Tony thought everyone was going too slow, so he accelerated and rushed back.

Superman wanted to recommend himself, carrying the Bat family on his back, and flew back quickly.

But Bruce gave him a 'roll' look coldly, making him slow down aggrievedly, and followed the Batmobile.

On the other side, in Wayne Manor,

"Bucky, I'm your good friend, my name is Steve."

Entering through the main entrance openly, and after discovering the Winter Soldier, Captain America has been patiently introducing himself.

However, the Winter Soldier, wearing an apron and carrying a shield, corrected him expressionlessly: "Shield, Steve."

"Yes, I used to carry a shield, and my name is Steve." The captain repeated happily.

The Winter Soldier repeated indifferently: "Shield, Steve."

At this time, Alfred came over with a tea tray and dutifully helped translate, "Mr. Barnes means that the shield is called Steve, and the Steve he said refers to the shield behind it."

Steve suddenly looked frustrated.

Then, he couldn't help asking: "Mr. Pennyworth, what's going on?"

Alfred replied calmly: "Sorry, the master is not at home. I don't know anything about this Mr. Barnes."

"So, is Tony there?" Steve couldn't help asking again.

"Master Stark and the master went out together."

"When are they coming back?"

"Sorry, I'm not sure about this either." Alfred replied rigorously.

Steve reluctantly asked one last question: "Then... who is there now?"

"Ah Fu." The little wizard came out rubbing his red eyes.

Alfred blinked, and replied casually: "Ah, Master Gal is here."

Half a minute later, Gal sat on the soft sofa and drank afternoon tea with the guests.

(Actually, Ah Fu coaxed him to come out and take care of the guests instead of continuing to cry in the bedroom.)

He was wearing white fluffy pajamas and bunny slippers, and he had stopped pretending to be Damian because he was mad at Damian.

But for a while, he couldn't think of whose face to use, so he rarely showed his round baby face, touched his ears, and after confirming that they were human ears, he asked with a serious expression. : "What are you doing here?"

Steve looked extremely helpless.

How to communicate with a child?

He thought for a while, and in a coaxing tone, he confessed half-truthfully, "I used to be good friends with Tony, but we had a fight because of some things. So, this time I came to find him to make up."

"What? Do adults quarrel too?" Gal asked in surprise.

Steve couldn't help but smiled wryly: "When adults quarrel, it will be more fierce."

Gall suddenly thought of the quarrel between himself and Damian, and couldn't help asking curiously: "Then, which one of you did something wrong?"

Steve was really taken aback by this sentence.

The world of adults is not as purely black and white as that of children. The Avengers Civil War is just that everyone adheres to different ideas, and there are some people with ulterior motives who sow discord and fan the flames. In the end, When everyone was emotional and lost their minds, it was out of control, but if it was necessary to investigate who was right and who was wrong, there was no way to explain clearly. It could only be said that everyone was at fault.

Yet, with Steve's unflappable integrity, he never shirks responsibility.

Faced with such a question that can be completely pretended to be stupid or ignored, he actually replied solemnly: "There is no way to judge who is right and who is wrong. We all lost our minds at the time... However, I did have a big part in it." Responsibility."

Facing a teenage child, Steve still took responsibility without hesitation, and said guiltily: "As a leader, I could have handled it better, I could have trusted Tony a little more, I could have told the truth Investigate clearly……"

He sighed softly: "But on some occasions, I may have jumped to conclusions about him a little bit, and that's my fault."

"Then what are you going to do?" Gal couldn't understand at all, so he asked along his own train of thought.

Although he only shouted to Damian not long ago that he wanted to break up the relationship, in fact, deep down in his heart, he hoped that Damian would come back and apologize to himself, and then he could forgive that scoundrel generously.

In order to learn more about reconciliation experience...

He asked Steve curiously: "How are you going to reconcile with Tony? Are you going to apologize? Or be reasonable? Will Tony reconcile with you?"

"It's a little complicated..." Steve said bitterly.

"It won't be very complicated." There was nothing to do all the time, and Spider-Man who was watching suddenly interjected softly at the side: "If I value this friend enough, then no matter who is right or who is wrong, I am willing to apologize to make it up. friendship."

Steve laughed at Peter's naive thought of it that day.

But after thinking about it, he felt moved again, and couldn't help but say: "I can apologize on behalf of myself, but I can't apologize on behalf of Captain America."

Ant-Man pouted.

He began to worry, is the captain too honest?

As for Gal, he was directly stunned by the captain.

What does it mean that you can represent yourself, but you can’t represent Captain America?

He couldn't understand the difference at all.

But in fact, it's very different indeed.

Simply apologizing as Steve is of a personal nature, a friendship between friends; but apologizing as Captain America means acknowledging Tony's point of view and need to sign the Super League Registration Act. Agree on things.

However, before the little wizard continued to ask why...

Tony's voice sounded abruptly: "Then apologize to me on your own behalf."

Steve stood up in surprise: "Tony."

Wearing steel armor, Tony, who had just sped up and flew back, landed in the yard not far away.

He lifted up his mask, with a nonchalant smile on his face, wearing steel armor, with the aura of fucking the world, striding towards them, but his tone of voice was full of unscrupulous jokes: " Hey, you, don't count your words, Captain."

"Okay, Tony." Steve smiled without realizing it: "If you wish..."

"Wait." Tony interrupted him.

In his big eyes, the flexible eyeballs rolled, and he joked solemnly: "Isn't it common sense to show your breasts when you apologize?"

"Anthony!!!"

Howard, who was obsessed with an experiment and accidentally stayed in the laboratory for several days, so that he missed the private meeting with Captain America, angrily called out Tony's full name.

After all, as soon as he left the laboratory, he heard his son's hooligan tone...

Howard was about to explode: "Stinky boy, can you say what you just said again?"

"What?" Tony asked pretending to be stupid: "Did I just say something? Captain, did you hear that?"

While shocked by Howard's appearance, Steve showed a funny look because of Tony's actions, and for a while his head was confused and he didn't know what to say.

Tony immediately said, "Look, the captain doesn't even know what I'm saying, Dad, you must have heard it wrong."

He plausibly said, "I'm just talking to the captain about reconciliation... Actually, Cap, I'm still a friend, right?"

Even though he was a little confused about the situation, Steve still replied reflexively: "Always, never stop."

"People should have the right to choose for themselves, not to impose their own good choices on them."

Tony said bluntly: "I don't agree with your point of view, but I can understand your position a little bit, Captain."

"In fact..."

Steve also added: "Your idea of ​​pursuing the rule of law and establishing order is also right, but before that, I still insist on independence and human rights as the premise. I don't agree with the promotion of the Super British Registration Act, but I do. I understand your position better, Tony."

"It seems that we have reached a consensus?" Tony raised his eyebrows and asked.

"Considering all aspects, we should still be on the same side." The captain concluded tacitly.

They both stepped forward at the same time, held out their hands, and held them tightly.

Howard strode forward and pulled the hands of the two people away: "Don't move, you two."

The author has something to say: I am not interested in the captain apologizing, nor in Iron Man acting in a tragic drama.

Therefore, I prefer two people to understand each other, understatement, and tacit understanding.