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Chapter 42 Cleanliness Patient
Shang Chu found out that Bai Aize did not know his way.
After getting off the bus, there is a big wasteland, and Shang Chutong only walked back and forth twice. There is a large cornfield in front of him, and even he feels a little dizzy.
On the road, I met an old lady who was returning from weeding, with a little girl of two or three years old tied to her chest.
Bai Aize went up to ask for the way, and the aunt pointed them to a shortcut, saying that they would go through the field, turn right at the fork in the road, and walk less than a kilometer.
The little girl seemed to be very interested in Bai Ai Ze, she patted her chubby hands and giggled, and then grabbed Bai Ai Ze's collar to prevent him from leaving.
"Ninny, what are you doing!" the aunt scolded, "It's impolite!"
The little girl didn't know whether she really didn't understand or was just pretending to be stupid, so she stretched her arms and leaned closer to Bai Ai Ze. Bai Ai Ze had a good temper, pinched the little girl's tender face, and said with a smile: "My brother didn't bring any sugar today, thank you!" You once."
Shang Chu pursed his lips, and said in his heart a little sourly: "Even I have never eaten your candy."
The little girl dragged Bai Aize in a daze and refused to let him go. His sweater collar was blackened by her dirty little hands. The aunt was a little embarrassed and said, "My little girl! I'm usually quite shy, why are you so shameless today?" !"
——It’s not because I saw a handsome guy!
Shang Chu snorted, but didn't realize that he was arguing with a brat.
Bai Aize bent down and touched the little girl's sparse forehead hair: "Brother is going to school."
The little girl moaned and groaned, lying on the aunt's shoulder unhappily, her five little paws were still tightly clutching Bai Aize's collar.
Bai Aize had no choice but to look at Shang Chu for help.
Shang Chu spit out the grass stalk in his mouth, walked behind the aunt, bent his knees, and faced the little girl face to face, then grinned and made a ferocious grimace——
With a sound of "Wow", the little girl was terrified, buried her head in her mother's arms, and burst into tears.
"You are a real girl," the aunt thought she was reluctant to part with Bai Ai Ze, so she patted her on the back and coaxed her softly, "Brother goes to school, do you know? Why are you crying, you will go to school when you grow up!"
Taking advantage of the little girl's hand loosening, Bai Aize finally pulled back his collar and said goodbye to the aunt.
Carrying bags, the two walked slowly on the field ridge, one in front and the other behind.
"Why did you scare her?" Bai Aize asked.
Shang Chu put his hands behind his head, kicked a small stone flying, and said in a strange tone: "I think you are quite happy to be eaten by eating tofu?"
"Huh?" Bai Aize couldn't laugh or cry, "She's just a child."
"Little rascal!" Shang Chu commented, turned around again, and walked backwards, "Hey, you say, why do you recruit rascals like this? Men, women, big and small, how can they all love you? ?”
Bai Aize looked at Shang Chu, tilted the corners of his mouth, idly held a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth, and nodded: "Well, this brings you in too."
Shang Chu was stunned for half a second before he realized that Bai Aize had turned a corner and hurt him, so he snorted coldly and turned around to ignore him.
It was evening at this time, it was dark early in the deep winter, and it was only after five o'clock, and a layer of light gray had already floated in the sky; the wind blew across the field, and the rustling and rubbing sound of the withered and yellow plant roots; the shadows of two people It was stretched very long in front of him, and the Alpha walking behind was taller and taller, tightly wrapping the shadow of the Omega in front of him.
Bai Aize followed behind Shang Chu, looking at the little spinner on the back of his head.
The old man said that one spins horizontally and two spins stupefied, which is indeed true.
The bastard who was spinning in front took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it and held it in his mouth, humming a messy tune in his throat.
After he finished smoking one, he took out the second one. Bai Aize couldn't help frowning, and said flatly, "Smoking is not good for your health."
"Second Young Master, you are the ambassador of the smoking ban?" Shang Chu spit out a mouthful of white mist, and shook his finger holding the cigarette at him, "I have been smoking for several years, and nothing happened."
several years?
How old is Shang Chu, and he has been smoking for several years?
Bai Aize asked in a deep voice, "Why do you smoke?"
"Twitch if you're not happy, Twitch if you're happy, Twitch is in good shape, handsome and healthy." Shang Chu shook his head, amused by the doggerel he blurted out, turned his head slightly, and glanced at Bai Aize out of the corner of his eye , teasingly said, "Hey, you've lived such an old age, you haven't smoked before, have you?"
Bai Aize shook his head honestly.
"That's so boring!" Shang Chu said, "Although the book says it's bad, billions of people all over the world smoke, and something that billions of people like, how could it not be a good thing?!"
His plausible fallacies almost didn't get Bai Aize involved, and the second young master Bai raised his eyebrows: "Really?"
"Is it true, you will know if you try it." Shang Chu shrugged.
The wind gradually picked up, and at 01:30 the bright and semi-dark sparks were caught between his white and delicate fingers. He slightly raised his neck and exhaled lightly, and the faint white smoke floated up gracefully.
Bai Aize suddenly felt as if he was being burned, and suddenly felt that this scene was lingering and charming.
Shang Chu dusted off the cigarette ash, and the shadow behind him suddenly took a step forward. Before he could react, his wrist was firmly grasped.
"Fuck! What are you doing!" Shang Chu's heart skipped a beat and he cursed in a low voice.
"I'll give it a try."
Bai Aize's voice was low, he held Shang Chu's wrist, bent his neck, and put the cigarette into his mouth.
When he lowered his head, the pinnae of his ears vaguely brushed against Shang Chu's side face, and Shang Chu's ears suddenly turned into hollow wind tunnels, only a huge roar could be heard.
Shang Chu stared blankly at their overlapping shadows on the ground, cuddling tightly together, with Bai Aize's head resting next to his ear, feeling strangely sad.
Bai Aize sucked in a puff of cigarette, and let out a breath following Shang Chu's example. The smell of nicotine was still unacceptable to the second young master Bai, who tried it for the first time. He coughed lowly and said, "It's not very good."
When Bai Aize spoke, the warm breath of his lips fell into his ears, Shang Chu even forgot to blink, and there was an unreal feeling of weightlessness under his feet.
With a flick of his fingertips, the half-lit cigarette fell to the ground with a "snap".
The cigarette butt touched the dry blade of grass, and a trace of sparks floated on the blade, which was immediately blown out by the wind.
This spark ignited the rationality of both of them at the same time, Bai Aize was startled, and immediately took half a step back, annoyed at his inexplicable gaffe.
Shang Chu didn't say a word, suddenly quickened his pace, and walked forward with his head covered.
Bai Aize followed behind, his forehead twitching non-stop, and said, "You..."
"Don't talk!" Shang Chu interrupted viciously, "I'll talk first!"
"Okay, you say."
Thousands of words in one sentence -
"Bai Aize, I wish you a grandpa!"
Still familiar with arrogance and domineering, Bai Aize couldn't help laughing, and asked, "Why scold me?"
The one who cursed was stopped by questioning instead.
Why scold him?
A tendon in Shangchu's mind seems to be stuck somewhere, isn't it just smoking a cigarette?Why am I... all wrong?
But classmate Shang has a very good advantage, that is, skip things that you don't understand, and let that muscle continue to get stuck.
Shang Chu licked his lips, and pointed his middle finger towards the sky. The more empty his heart became, the more fierce his mouth became: "I'm a clean freak! You smoke me!"
"Cleanliness?" Bai Aize put his hands in his pockets and said with a smile, "I see that you have soaked four pairs of socks in the basin and haven't washed them..."
"You know what!" Shang Chu became furious, "I made a bet with Song Yao!"
"Bet to see who has less cleanliness?" Bai Aize asked.
"...Why do you care so much?" Shang Chu snorted coldly.
Bai Aize said flatly: "Don't get me wrong, it's just that Shang's life is too far from the cleanliness patients I know. I think your behavior is worthy of becoming an international medical topic."
Shang Chu turned around, with a smile on his face, and said four words loudly with real emotion and emotion: "Fuck you!"
Bai Aize shrugged innocently, and pointed at Shang Chu's shoes: "You stepped on shit again."
Shang Chu looked down and saw that his left foot was stepping on a puddle of yellow-brown feces.
"..."
Shang Chu gasped, didn't even bother to rub, turned around with a straight face and left.
Bai Aize leisurely walked behind, with a smile that couldn't be hidden in his voice: "Student Shang, may I ask if a cleanliness patient will have any adverse physiological reactions when they step on shit?"
Shang Chu ignored him.
After walking for a while, Shang Chu suddenly stopped.
"Why didn't you leave?" Bai Aize asked.
"I..." Shang Chu turned around, frowning, the corners of his mouth drooping, "You go ahead."
"Huh? What's wrong?"
Shang Chu walked around behind Bai Aize, grabbed the side pockets of his backpack with both hands, and said in a very low voice: "It's too dark."
Bai Aize was taken aback, Shang Chu was afraid of the dark?
The sky is getting darker and darker, but it's not that I can't see the road clearly, it's just a bit gray.
"Are you afraid?" Bai Aize asked.
"Well," Shang Chu tightened his fingers on his schoolbag, and asked a little cautiously, "I'll follow you, okay?"
OK?
This ending sound twists and turns, scratching Bai Aize's chest like a cat's paw, itching, but unexpectedly comfortable.
It was the first time for Bai Aize to hear Shang Chu speak in such a tone, the little bastard seemed to be incapable of acting coquettishly, and even showing weakness had a bit of reluctance.
"It's okay, I'm in front, you follow me." Bai Aize's chest quickly filled with some kind of full gas, he turned his head to look at Shang Chu, "There is nothing to be afraid of."
Shang Chu raised his head and looked at him, blinking obediently.
The two changed positions, just as Bai Aize walked out two steps, Shang Chu who was behind him suddenly burst out laughing.
He subconsciously turned around, and just now Shang Chu, who was grumbling aggrievedly about being afraid of the dark, was crossing his arms and smiling brightly.
"What are you laughing at?" Bai Aize asked.
Shang Chu stretched out an index finger and pointed at Bai Aize's shoes: "You stepped on shit."
Bai Aize looked down, and there was a huge pool of animal excrement lying on the ridge that he stepped on just now!
The real cleanliness patient Bai Aize: "..."
Damn, no one in life has shit since ancient times!
Shang Chu's eyes were bent, and the corners of his eyes and brows were full of vivid and vivid smiles.
"Aren't you afraid of the dark?"
"I'm afraid," Shang Chu said, shaking his head, "but I have a cleanliness habit, and I'm even more afraid of getting dirty."
Bai Aize sneered, the emotional bastard just lied to him!
"You're stepping on shit, stay away from me." Shang Chu said confidently, "We clean freaks can't stand this."
He smiled like a cunning fox, his nose wrinkled and the corners of his eyes squinted.
The cat's paws in Bai Aize's heart scratched even harder.
After getting off the bus, there is a big wasteland, and Shang Chutong only walked back and forth twice. There is a large cornfield in front of him, and even he feels a little dizzy.
On the road, I met an old lady who was returning from weeding, with a little girl of two or three years old tied to her chest.
Bai Aize went up to ask for the way, and the aunt pointed them to a shortcut, saying that they would go through the field, turn right at the fork in the road, and walk less than a kilometer.
The little girl seemed to be very interested in Bai Ai Ze, she patted her chubby hands and giggled, and then grabbed Bai Ai Ze's collar to prevent him from leaving.
"Ninny, what are you doing!" the aunt scolded, "It's impolite!"
The little girl didn't know whether she really didn't understand or was just pretending to be stupid, so she stretched her arms and leaned closer to Bai Ai Ze. Bai Ai Ze had a good temper, pinched the little girl's tender face, and said with a smile: "My brother didn't bring any sugar today, thank you!" You once."
Shang Chu pursed his lips, and said in his heart a little sourly: "Even I have never eaten your candy."
The little girl dragged Bai Aize in a daze and refused to let him go. His sweater collar was blackened by her dirty little hands. The aunt was a little embarrassed and said, "My little girl! I'm usually quite shy, why are you so shameless today?" !"
——It’s not because I saw a handsome guy!
Shang Chu snorted, but didn't realize that he was arguing with a brat.
Bai Aize bent down and touched the little girl's sparse forehead hair: "Brother is going to school."
The little girl moaned and groaned, lying on the aunt's shoulder unhappily, her five little paws were still tightly clutching Bai Aize's collar.
Bai Aize had no choice but to look at Shang Chu for help.
Shang Chu spit out the grass stalk in his mouth, walked behind the aunt, bent his knees, and faced the little girl face to face, then grinned and made a ferocious grimace——
With a sound of "Wow", the little girl was terrified, buried her head in her mother's arms, and burst into tears.
"You are a real girl," the aunt thought she was reluctant to part with Bai Ai Ze, so she patted her on the back and coaxed her softly, "Brother goes to school, do you know? Why are you crying, you will go to school when you grow up!"
Taking advantage of the little girl's hand loosening, Bai Aize finally pulled back his collar and said goodbye to the aunt.
Carrying bags, the two walked slowly on the field ridge, one in front and the other behind.
"Why did you scare her?" Bai Aize asked.
Shang Chu put his hands behind his head, kicked a small stone flying, and said in a strange tone: "I think you are quite happy to be eaten by eating tofu?"
"Huh?" Bai Aize couldn't laugh or cry, "She's just a child."
"Little rascal!" Shang Chu commented, turned around again, and walked backwards, "Hey, you say, why do you recruit rascals like this? Men, women, big and small, how can they all love you? ?”
Bai Aize looked at Shang Chu, tilted the corners of his mouth, idly held a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth, and nodded: "Well, this brings you in too."
Shang Chu was stunned for half a second before he realized that Bai Aize had turned a corner and hurt him, so he snorted coldly and turned around to ignore him.
It was evening at this time, it was dark early in the deep winter, and it was only after five o'clock, and a layer of light gray had already floated in the sky; the wind blew across the field, and the rustling and rubbing sound of the withered and yellow plant roots; the shadows of two people It was stretched very long in front of him, and the Alpha walking behind was taller and taller, tightly wrapping the shadow of the Omega in front of him.
Bai Aize followed behind Shang Chu, looking at the little spinner on the back of his head.
The old man said that one spins horizontally and two spins stupefied, which is indeed true.
The bastard who was spinning in front took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it and held it in his mouth, humming a messy tune in his throat.
After he finished smoking one, he took out the second one. Bai Aize couldn't help frowning, and said flatly, "Smoking is not good for your health."
"Second Young Master, you are the ambassador of the smoking ban?" Shang Chu spit out a mouthful of white mist, and shook his finger holding the cigarette at him, "I have been smoking for several years, and nothing happened."
several years?
How old is Shang Chu, and he has been smoking for several years?
Bai Aize asked in a deep voice, "Why do you smoke?"
"Twitch if you're not happy, Twitch if you're happy, Twitch is in good shape, handsome and healthy." Shang Chu shook his head, amused by the doggerel he blurted out, turned his head slightly, and glanced at Bai Aize out of the corner of his eye , teasingly said, "Hey, you've lived such an old age, you haven't smoked before, have you?"
Bai Aize shook his head honestly.
"That's so boring!" Shang Chu said, "Although the book says it's bad, billions of people all over the world smoke, and something that billions of people like, how could it not be a good thing?!"
His plausible fallacies almost didn't get Bai Aize involved, and the second young master Bai raised his eyebrows: "Really?"
"Is it true, you will know if you try it." Shang Chu shrugged.
The wind gradually picked up, and at 01:30 the bright and semi-dark sparks were caught between his white and delicate fingers. He slightly raised his neck and exhaled lightly, and the faint white smoke floated up gracefully.
Bai Aize suddenly felt as if he was being burned, and suddenly felt that this scene was lingering and charming.
Shang Chu dusted off the cigarette ash, and the shadow behind him suddenly took a step forward. Before he could react, his wrist was firmly grasped.
"Fuck! What are you doing!" Shang Chu's heart skipped a beat and he cursed in a low voice.
"I'll give it a try."
Bai Aize's voice was low, he held Shang Chu's wrist, bent his neck, and put the cigarette into his mouth.
When he lowered his head, the pinnae of his ears vaguely brushed against Shang Chu's side face, and Shang Chu's ears suddenly turned into hollow wind tunnels, only a huge roar could be heard.
Shang Chu stared blankly at their overlapping shadows on the ground, cuddling tightly together, with Bai Aize's head resting next to his ear, feeling strangely sad.
Bai Aize sucked in a puff of cigarette, and let out a breath following Shang Chu's example. The smell of nicotine was still unacceptable to the second young master Bai, who tried it for the first time. He coughed lowly and said, "It's not very good."
When Bai Aize spoke, the warm breath of his lips fell into his ears, Shang Chu even forgot to blink, and there was an unreal feeling of weightlessness under his feet.
With a flick of his fingertips, the half-lit cigarette fell to the ground with a "snap".
The cigarette butt touched the dry blade of grass, and a trace of sparks floated on the blade, which was immediately blown out by the wind.
This spark ignited the rationality of both of them at the same time, Bai Aize was startled, and immediately took half a step back, annoyed at his inexplicable gaffe.
Shang Chu didn't say a word, suddenly quickened his pace, and walked forward with his head covered.
Bai Aize followed behind, his forehead twitching non-stop, and said, "You..."
"Don't talk!" Shang Chu interrupted viciously, "I'll talk first!"
"Okay, you say."
Thousands of words in one sentence -
"Bai Aize, I wish you a grandpa!"
Still familiar with arrogance and domineering, Bai Aize couldn't help laughing, and asked, "Why scold me?"
The one who cursed was stopped by questioning instead.
Why scold him?
A tendon in Shangchu's mind seems to be stuck somewhere, isn't it just smoking a cigarette?Why am I... all wrong?
But classmate Shang has a very good advantage, that is, skip things that you don't understand, and let that muscle continue to get stuck.
Shang Chu licked his lips, and pointed his middle finger towards the sky. The more empty his heart became, the more fierce his mouth became: "I'm a clean freak! You smoke me!"
"Cleanliness?" Bai Aize put his hands in his pockets and said with a smile, "I see that you have soaked four pairs of socks in the basin and haven't washed them..."
"You know what!" Shang Chu became furious, "I made a bet with Song Yao!"
"Bet to see who has less cleanliness?" Bai Aize asked.
"...Why do you care so much?" Shang Chu snorted coldly.
Bai Aize said flatly: "Don't get me wrong, it's just that Shang's life is too far from the cleanliness patients I know. I think your behavior is worthy of becoming an international medical topic."
Shang Chu turned around, with a smile on his face, and said four words loudly with real emotion and emotion: "Fuck you!"
Bai Aize shrugged innocently, and pointed at Shang Chu's shoes: "You stepped on shit again."
Shang Chu looked down and saw that his left foot was stepping on a puddle of yellow-brown feces.
"..."
Shang Chu gasped, didn't even bother to rub, turned around with a straight face and left.
Bai Aize leisurely walked behind, with a smile that couldn't be hidden in his voice: "Student Shang, may I ask if a cleanliness patient will have any adverse physiological reactions when they step on shit?"
Shang Chu ignored him.
After walking for a while, Shang Chu suddenly stopped.
"Why didn't you leave?" Bai Aize asked.
"I..." Shang Chu turned around, frowning, the corners of his mouth drooping, "You go ahead."
"Huh? What's wrong?"
Shang Chu walked around behind Bai Aize, grabbed the side pockets of his backpack with both hands, and said in a very low voice: "It's too dark."
Bai Aize was taken aback, Shang Chu was afraid of the dark?
The sky is getting darker and darker, but it's not that I can't see the road clearly, it's just a bit gray.
"Are you afraid?" Bai Aize asked.
"Well," Shang Chu tightened his fingers on his schoolbag, and asked a little cautiously, "I'll follow you, okay?"
OK?
This ending sound twists and turns, scratching Bai Aize's chest like a cat's paw, itching, but unexpectedly comfortable.
It was the first time for Bai Aize to hear Shang Chu speak in such a tone, the little bastard seemed to be incapable of acting coquettishly, and even showing weakness had a bit of reluctance.
"It's okay, I'm in front, you follow me." Bai Aize's chest quickly filled with some kind of full gas, he turned his head to look at Shang Chu, "There is nothing to be afraid of."
Shang Chu raised his head and looked at him, blinking obediently.
The two changed positions, just as Bai Aize walked out two steps, Shang Chu who was behind him suddenly burst out laughing.
He subconsciously turned around, and just now Shang Chu, who was grumbling aggrievedly about being afraid of the dark, was crossing his arms and smiling brightly.
"What are you laughing at?" Bai Aize asked.
Shang Chu stretched out an index finger and pointed at Bai Aize's shoes: "You stepped on shit."
Bai Aize looked down, and there was a huge pool of animal excrement lying on the ridge that he stepped on just now!
The real cleanliness patient Bai Aize: "..."
Damn, no one in life has shit since ancient times!
Shang Chu's eyes were bent, and the corners of his eyes and brows were full of vivid and vivid smiles.
"Aren't you afraid of the dark?"
"I'm afraid," Shang Chu said, shaking his head, "but I have a cleanliness habit, and I'm even more afraid of getting dirty."
Bai Aize sneered, the emotional bastard just lied to him!
"You're stepping on shit, stay away from me." Shang Chu said confidently, "We clean freaks can't stand this."
He smiled like a cunning fox, his nose wrinkled and the corners of his eyes squinted.
The cat's paws in Bai Aize's heart scratched even harder.
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