Tang riddles

When Shen Sui returned to the mansion, the evening drum sounded the third sound.Unexpectedly, Ying Niang was waiting at the door, seeing Shen Sui, with a strange smile on her face, she came up to her and asked:

"Da Lang, how long have you been having sex with San Niang last night?"

It's endless, when Shen Sui was asked such a question suddenly, his face was like a red glow.Kuta pretended not to hear, and stood behind with a blank expression.Shen Sui couldn't help pulling the girl to the side, and said urgently in a low voice:

"My dear lady! What nonsense are you talking about in broad daylight!"

The frown girl clicked her lips and said:

"You're married, why are you ashamed? I'm asking you this because I prepared a soft-shelled turtle for dinner today, and I want to make up with you and the third lady. You were injured just now, and she is also naturally delicate. I'm afraid that you two didn't burn enough fire last night, and eating soft-shelled turtles for dinner will over-enrich your body."

Shen Sui: "..."

"Tell me, how long will it be?" Xiong Niang asked with a wicked look on her face.

Shen Sui's whole face was burning, and he muttered for a while, before finally uttering a sentence:

"Third watch, it seems to be the third watch, I can't remember clearly, I vaguely heard the sound of beating the watch, it was three times."

The old lady's face also blushed, she couldn't help pinching Shen Sui, and reprimanded:

"I'm going to die, you girl, don't you know how to control yourself? The third lady is newly married, and your body has just been injured. You two actually..."

"Tween girl! I beg you not to ask any more questions." Shen Sui turned around and was about to run away.

"Hey! Stop for me." In the end, Xiong Niang pulled her back, "I still have something to ask you, why are you running? Tell me, what moves did you use last night."

Shen Sui wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, and kept shaking his head, trying to break free from the entanglement of Miao Niang.Tiao Niang held her tightly, and said in her mouth:

"If you don't say that you won't be allowed to eat dinner today, don't leave!"

"If you don't eat it, don't eat it, and I won't tell you if you kill me!" While struggling, Shen Sui controlled his strength, for fear of hurting her.Tiao Niang was also afraid of hurting her left shoulder, so she concentrated all her strength on her right side.The two were entangled for a while, and Hutuo watched from the side dumbfounded.

"Hu Tuo, hurry up and help hold her!" Xiong Niang shouted.

"Hutuo, you dare to meddle in your own business, I want you to run around Luoyang City with a weight of thirty catties!" Shen Sui said harshly.

"If you don't help, I'll give you an injection while you're asleep, and make your nose crooked!" Tiao Niang also said.

"Young lady! You are too vicious." Shen Sui said.

"You are vicious!"

Hu Tuo swallowed a mouthful of saliva, neither walking nor going forward, he could only stay where he was.Fortunately, at this time, the savior came.It turned out that Zhang Ruohan, who was waiting in the side hall, heard the commotion outside, so she came out to have a look.Hutuo hurriedly saluted loudly and said:

"Greetings to my wife!"

Shen Sui immediately noticed Zhang Ruohan, and shouted eagerly:

"The lotus maid! The lotus maid, please save me!"

Seeing this battle, Zhang Ruohan didn't know what they were messing around with, but found it interesting, couldn't help smiling, and said:

"Let's let Bozhao go, Tiaoniang, it's getting late, don't let the guests wait for a long time."

Maybe it was because of Zhang Ruohan's face, or maybe it was because she was stunned for a moment, she really let go, Shen Sui was able to escape, and immediately ran away, quickly hiding behind Zhang Ruohan.Tiaoniang let go, as if regretting it again, she looked at Shen Sui angrily and said:

"Stinky boy, you wait for me." After saying that, he turned around and entered the back hall angrily.

Like a three-year-old child, Shen Sui hid behind Zhang Ruohan and made a face at her.

Zhang Ruohan turned around and saw that her hair was a little messed up and her clothes were messed up, so she tidied her up and said softly:

"Why are you so angry with Xiongniang that you can't follow her, you haven't grown up yet?"

"No." Shen Sui hurriedly lowered his head and explained to her, "She... She didn't know what medicine she took wrongly today. As soon as I came back, she kept pestering me, asking...questions that are not ashamed."

Zhang Ruohan raised her eyes to look at her, and seeing her flushed face and twinkling eyes, Zhang Ruohan suddenly understood what kind of question the so-called "question without shame" was, so her cheeks also turned red.

Arranging the skirt for her, she put her hand on Shen Sui's collar, and said:

"Xiao Niang is the person who cares most about your body. Since she asked, even if you feel embarrassed, answer her well. She definitely didn't ask to tease you, but for your own good. You should know."

Shen Sui also calmed down now, and felt that he really did something wrong today, so he hurriedly said sincerely:

"What the maidservant Lian said is that I will apologize to the bride later."

Zhang Ruohan bent her lips and smiled, pinched her cheek, and said a word: "Good boy."

Shen Sui's heart twitched, he couldn't help reaching out to wrap his hands around her waist, pulling her into his arms, and he wanted to lower his head to find her lips.Zhang Ruohan pressed her lips and said:

"What are you doing? Hutuo is still watching."

"He left early." Shen Sui hugged Zhang Ruohan, slowly shaking his body, coquettishly begging for a kiss.Indeed, when Zhang Ruohan was arranging Shen Sui's clothes, Hutuo had already tactfully left.

Zhang Ruohan was dazzled by her, laughed, and let go, so Shen Sui lowered his head and sucked her lips deeply, Zhang Ruohan also responded emotionally.This kiss, chasing and demanding each other, finally stopped, the two were already out of breath.Leaning in her arms, Zhang Ruohan felt extremely warm, even his hands and feet, which had been cold all year round, were scorching hot.

"Entering the palace today, how is the situation?" Zhang Ruohan asked her softly.

"Not very optimistic." Shen Sui replied gently.

"It's nothing, I believe you." Zhang Ruohan didn't ask carefully, but simply said.

"Sorry maidservant, we just got married, but the situation is not stable."

"When I marry you, I follow you. If you are happy, I will be happy. If you are suffering, then I will be miserable. If you are busy working outside, I will wait for you to come back at home. No need to apologize, we still have a good life." Zhang Ruohan said.

"En." Shen Sui hugged her tightly.

The two stayed together for a while reluctantly, Zhang Ruohan said:

"Okay, don't waste any more time, Mr. Taibai and Brother Huyan have been waiting for a long time, and you should be hungry too, let's eat first."

"it is good."

So the two brought each other into the restaurant. Shen Jin was receiving two guests in the hall. Li Bai and Huyan Zhuoma were sitting at the left and right seats. Somewhat tipsy.Seeing Shen Sui and Zhang Ruohan coming in, Huyan Zhuoma hurriedly got up, stroked his chest and saluted Shen Sui and Zhang Ruohan, while Li Bai sat on his seat and cupped his hands, and it was considered a salute.Shen Jin couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief when she saw her elder sister come back. She didn't drink too much and was almost knocked out by Li Bai.

Shen Sui and Zhang Ruohan returned the gifts one by one, and they both took the main seat.At this moment, the supper had already been placed on the pendulum by the tall and fat barbarian woman Meng Zhong, Meng Zhong deliberately blinked at Shen Sui, Shen Sui looked at her with a strange face, and saw that she brought a small casserole to the case.Shen Sui opened the lid of the pot and took a closer look, there were soft-shelled turtles, all kinds of delicious mushrooms and even Cordyceps stewed inside.The corner of Shen Sui's mouth twitched, and he silently closed the lid of the casserole.When Zhang Ruohan saw it, her lips trembled slightly, and she almost laughed.

"I haven't congratulated Brother Bo Zhao and Mrs. Zhang on their wedding yet. Cranes accompanies immortal couples, and white heads meet twilight." At this time Li Bai drunkenly raised his wine glass and said, "Come on, Li will do it first as a respect." He raised his head and drank the wine in the glass.Shen Sui and Zhang Ruohan also did not say goodbye, but also raised their glasses to drink.

"Oh, it's really good wine. This is the wine from a certain hometown in Shunan, brother Bo Zhao also has it?" Li Bai asked.

Shen Sui laughed and said: "When Sui was in Chang'an not long ago, a shopkeeper of a restaurant from Sichuan gave me a wine called Xinyuanchun. Later, he brought it all the way to Luoyang."

Li Bai poured himself another cup to drink, narrowed his willow eyes, and said:

"This hero Huyan should also be a close confidant of Brother Bo Zhao."

Shen Sui nodded.

"Okay, then Li won't evade. Brother Bozhao sent someone to look for X, and X happened to have something to tell Brother Bozhao. Some guessed that Brother Bozhao probably wanted to know about this kit. "Speaking, Li Bai took out his brocade pouch from his sleeve, and shook it in his hand.

Shen Sui smiled, and said: "Brother Taibai has learned a lesson."

"Hahaha, on the outskirts of Jiangling that day, brother Bo Zhao saw that I accidentally dropped this bag, and his expression was not right. After that, he borrowed this thing to have a closer look with Mrs. Zhang San, and also tried to talk to me about it. A certain one can tell." Li Bai was afraid that he was really drunk, so he spoke very straightforwardly without hiding anything.Shen Sui didn't mind either, and quietly listened to him.

"At that time, a certain told Brother Bozhao that this was the symbol of the members of the Jianmen Poetry Society, which was not a lie; and that Shi Li Zhongyuan, the governor of Yizhou, was one of the leaders of the Jianmen Poetry Society, and this was also true. However, I only mentioned one, but not the second and third. Right now, the Holy Grail was stolen, and the Bozhao brothers were trapped by this case. Seeing that his friends were embarrassed, Li decided to tell what I knew. I was originally an external member of the Jianmen Poetry Society, not a core member, nor any burden.

Li is fond of drinking, and several core members of the Jianmen Poetry Club and I are also drinking buddies, and they once revealed a thing or two to me after getting drunk.The Consul General of Chang'an of Jianmen Poetry Society is Song Jing and Song Youchen. In fact, it is a loose academy organized by Song Youchen in order to control the discourse power of scholars. In fact, many people in the school are not in the same line.Last November, I arrived in Chang’an for a tour. At that time, I visited Song Youchen. Song Youchen heard that I would go to Yizhou to visit my old friend Li Zhongyuan in the next stop, so he asked me to deliver a package to Li Zhongyuan.I did as I said, and Song Youchen told me not to open the package, but maybe God wanted me to know this. On the way to Yizhou, I encountered heavy snow and fell off a horse. The package was accidentally scattered, and I saw it. things.

It was a bloody garment, a jade pendant engraved with an emblem, and a secret letter.I subconsciously felt bad at the time, so I didn't dare to take a closer look, so I packed up the package again and handed it to Li Zhongyuan when I arrived in Yizhou.I was deeply impressed by Zhongyuan's reaction that day. He seemed very surprised and hesitated to accept the package.Then the next day, I saw him carrying a package to the brothel where his girlfriend was, and when he came out, his hands were empty. I guessed that he gave the package to his girlfriend, but I don't know why.

After I left Yizhou, I didn't mention this matter to anyone.But when I was taking my wife back to her natal family, when I was passing by Zhanghuatai in Jiangling, I was stopped by a pair of Nestorian women who wanted to take my car.They beat around the bush, and as my fellow countrymen, they asked me a lot about my contact with Li Zhongyuan in Yizhou, and they kept doing this all the way, including entering the inn.I felt something was wrong, but I didn't make a fuss.It happened that I met you that day, and you seemed to be very concerned about this matter, so I fell in love with you.

That's all I know, and I haven't concealed a word. "

Shen Sui's eyes lit up, he stared at Li Bai and said, "Brother Taibai, do you still remember the pattern of that jade pendant?"

"I remember, I was very impressed. It was a jade inlaid with gold. The part inlaid with gold looks like a golden gun, surrounded by divine deer on both sides." Li Bai replied.

Shen Sui smiled, pointed his finger on the case, and said:

"Thank you Brother Taibai for providing the information, Sui is very grateful."

Li Bai stood up, waved his hands unsteadily, and said:

"It's nothing, it's just friendship. I don't know if I can help you, but I think I should tell you about it." While talking, he threw the kit to Shen Sui, and Shen Sui raised his hand to take it. Just listen to Li Bai say:

"I'll give you this kit. What about the Laoshizi Jianmen Poetry Club? I'm leaving now. I won't let this muddy water flow."

He carried the jug and walked out, Shen Sui bowed behind him and said loudly:

"Brother Taibai, take care."

Li Bai waved his hand freely, stepped out, and sang drunkenly:

"Killing a person in ten steps, you won't stay for a thousand miles. When it's done, brush off your clothes and hide your achievements and fame."

The person is no longer there, but the sound still exists.

"Haha, what a Li Taibai! Have fun!" Shen Sui praised greatly, poured a glass of wine himself, and drank it angrily.Zhang Ruohan tugged at her sleeve to signal her not to drink so hard, Shen Sui gave her a comforting look.

[Sister, Li Bai’s burden for Li Zhongyuan, could it be the one that was taken away when we investigated in Yizhou? ] Shen Jin asked doubtfully.

Shen Sui nodded: "It's not wrong. Do you know what the emblem on the jade pendant means?"

Shen Jin shook his head.

"I've read the family tree of the Great Tang Dynasty, and this coat of arms is the emblem of the Huangfu family."

Before Shen Jin could react, Zhang Ruohan frowned and said:

"Could it be, Huangfu Deyi's Huangfu family?"

"You guessed it right."

The author has something to say: Don't worry if you are in the process of peeling off the cocoon.

already edited.

"Killing a man in ten steps will never leave you behind. When it's done, brush off your clothes and hide your achievements and fame." Li Bai's famous poem "Xia Ke Xing", I don't need to talk about it.

Li Bai's role related to the main line has come to an end.