Someone always tricks me

"Don't, don't, they are all in the same dormitory. If you have something to say, talk it out." Xiong Zhenguo hurriedly got up and stood between the two of them like a peacemaker, then turned to the newcomer and said, "Student, you should still Go change your shoes first, this guy's cleanliness is at an advanced stage."

Seeing people want to retort, Xiong Zhenguo interrupted sharply: "He takes care of all the hygiene of our dormitory except for taking out the trash."

This sentence is undoubtedly very lethal to boys, and it also choked the man who said it up to the throat. In the end, he said that he is a man and a man who can bend and stretch. Sorry, I took the clean shoes from the shoe rack by the door and put them on like a grinder, and then I resisted my luggage and picked a bed next to Yue Shuaixing.

Adhering to the survival principle of being lively and not moving forward, those little friction Yue Shuaixing didn't bother to take a look, just bit his lip, frowned, and racked his brains to think of how he should reject the cheap master... Don't give up...

To be honest, since he came into contact with Blank Poetry City in Two-dimensional until now, he has never seen the other party be so persistent.

"Boss?" Cautiously.

Yue Shuaixing scratched his head, how annoying.

"Boss?" repeated.

Soft heart is a kind of disease, Yue Shuaixing thinks he is going to be sick, is there any medicine for this disease?

"Boss!" The voice raised.

Yue Shuaixing was so startled that his hands trembled, he almost smeared the machine block on the face, and then he wondered: "Are you calling me?"

Don't blame him for being late, you have to know that he didn't have many close friends since he was a child, let alone a younger brother?By the way, this person's voice...why does it sound so familiar?

"Yes, I am calling you."

Yue Shuaixing asked again: "Where have we... met?" Forgive him for myopia, usually he doesn't look at people when they speak.

"It's me, Boss, that Huang Mao." Seeing that Yue Shuaixing was still in a daze, Huang Mao pointed to his signature hair without giving up, "Then you should remember this, it's so bright and beautiful greasy color." Buxiao said his name, even his hair color is the eye-catching color of the authentic number one boy, and he also participated in the act of bullying weak women and children that night, I believe that as long as it is an ordinary person, there are more or less like that. Some impression?

But the boss's memory... seems a bit worrying?

"Is something wrong?"

Yue Shuaixing choked. As I said before, since he came into contact with online articles, he has a subtle sense of yellow and green. He couldn't tell any white lies, so he could only blink in embarrassment and forcefully change the subject.

"Yes!" Huang Mao felt that the sonorous sound was very good, and then imitated what he did before, and bowed sincerely to the "boss" whom he met for the first time.

Ouch my horse!Longevity! Longevity!

Yue Shuaixing hurriedly got up and almost knocked down the stool in a panic. After avoiding this inexplicable meeting ceremony, Yue Shuaixing's heart beat a little faster, and he immediately figured out if he had offended anyone recently?

Yue Shuaixing swallowed, with a vibrato that he could even feel in his voice: "Student, let's talk about something, you will embarrass me like this." And it feels good... silly... panic... …

"Okay, boss." Huang Mao got up and squatted down, clasped his kneecaps with his hands, looked up at Yue Shuaixing with strange lights in his eyes, and then began to ask some words that left Yue Shuaixing speechless.

Geng Zhixing, who doesn't know what euphemism (not) is, directly interrupted: "What exactly do you want to ask, let's talk about the main points." It's very rude to always ask people's personal questions, don't you make it? smile].jpg

"I want to be your little brother."

Not to mention the reaction of the other two people in the dormitory, as far as Yue Shuaixing was concerned, he looked at each other strangely, opened and closed his lips and finally said: "... good", and then showed a look of caring for the disadvantaged, very He said kindly, "Little brother is good, you should go to tidy up your bed now." That hair looks greasy, um, he might as well pat the dog's head with his hands.

Automatically ignoring the inappropriateness in Yue Shuaixing's tone and expression, Huang Mao had only one thought in his mind: Boss, I've given you a task, please do it well!After cheering up, I immediately climbed the ladder to make the bed.Before doing it, he thought of that clean freak again, rolled his eyes silently, and relaxed his movements.

Temporarily fooling people away, but he didn't let go, Yue Shuaixing received the playful look from Xiong Zhenguo who was playing a mobile game, his face was so embarrassing that he wanted to crawl into the ground, what the hell is this? !

The sulking Yue Shuaixing didn't notice that he pressed his finger on the upper grid of the Jiugong, and miraculously sent the random text to the chat box.

When he realized what stupid things he had done, his whole face was dazed, and he glanced at the chat screen, which made his eyes look loveless.

"Blank Poetry City": Hey, now you have agreed positively, you have stamped the picture, you can't let it go even if you want to #[bignostril angry].jpg

Yue Shuaixing's heart was suddenly filled with unspeakable pain, and he pulled his hair: What did I promise?Why don't I know anything?

But no matter what, no matter how much he deceives himself and others, Yue Shuaixing, who can't pass the level of conscience, can only put the code words aside, go to a certain treasure and start to screen the equipment. In a short period of time, he may have to tighten his belt and count the steel coins to live.

It wasn't until his stomach let out a long growl that Yue Shuaixing suddenly realized that it was getting late, and when he was about to go to the cafeteria to eat something, a delicious box lunch was handed to him unexpectedly.

Seemingly seeing the astonishment in Yue Shuaixing's eyes, Huang Mao pouted towards his table and motioned, "I also brought it to Xiong Zhenguo."

Yue Shuaixing turned his gaze at Fate, not looking at the clean freak, hesitantly took the box lunch that was handed over, and at the same time thanked him in a low voice.Then he couldn't help but look at Xiong Zhenguo, his eyes seemed to convey: Is there anything wrong with Huang Mao?

On the other hand, Xiong Zhenguo winked and winked in return, which was so ridiculous: You are lucky, you got a "little brother" when you just started school.

The corner of Yue Shuaixing's mouth twitched, he didn't bother to talk about it.

☆, I have a car of true fans

The author has something to say: catching bugs√√

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Use the APP to compare with the computer to catch bugs, and it will be updated in a while_(:з」∠)_

【Panic】

Friends from Shinjuku came one after another, I don't know if it's his illusion, the newcomers really want to see him?It was the kind of waiter who would introduce himself in front of him in a serious manner, and Yue Shuaixing always felt that the atmosphere was terrifyingly weird.

Inexplicably shivering, he took a battle shower, retracted into the bed and put down the curtains, and then continued to code in the afternoon. After entering the state, Yue Shuaixing's speed was a little faster than usual, although it was only faster Three to four hundred words, but it is also rare for a small cell with fast hands and cancer.

In contrast, there are naturally more sentences with typos and word orders.

At 08:30 in the evening, Yue Shuaixing's eyes were so dry that he copied and pasted it into the box for publishing a new chapter, leaving a sentence of catching bugs tomorrow and letting himself and Mr. Zhou plunge into the sea of ​​stars.

It’s been almost 20 days since the start of school. Looking back at the time when I saw the class schedule, Yue Shuaixing said that the seniors are not deceiving me. The courses are a lot less as others have said. The point is that there is no so-called late self-study at night. Although there are occasional classes, it is also based on the fact that there is no class throughout the morning or during the day, and sleeping until you wake up naturally cannot be more beautiful.

but!

As expected, he was still too naive, no wonder the freshman who just entered school was called a freshman, a representative of being stupid and cute in almost every sense.

Not long after I had a comfortable college life, I received a notice to choose/take elective courses. According to the calculation method given by the seniors and teachers, humanities courses need to complete six credits within three years, and extended courses need fifteen credits. .

When the whole day is full of classes, there are five periods in the morning, three periods in the afternoon, and three periods in the evening. Not to mention that the place where the class is held is far from the fate thief, and the location of the classroom is not fixed.

Then whoever said that after entering university, the courses will be easy to come out, and I promise not to kill #[笑笑].jpg

Unable to adapt to this high-intensity class method for a while, Yue Shuaixing's spirit was depressed for half a month, and it took two days to slowly adjust.After getting acquainted with the fixed pattern of the course, Yue Shuaixing gradually discovered that he seemed to be infected by the bad habit of playing with mobile phones in class by the students around him...

silent.

God knows, he is one of the representatives of motivated and good students who try to understand even if they don't understand in class.

It's over, it's fallen#[Depressed].jpg

Even though he knew that his learning attitude was not good, he still had a kind of fearless calmness.

He even indulged himself indulgently in novels on weekends, and all the signs of Xianyu stranded on the beach showed that he was not going to college, but the college was going to him!

This matter is often terrified when I think about it.

But no matter what, he promised to do his best.The money scooped from food was almost enough, so Yue Shuaixing went to dig out the external sound card, condenser microphone and cantilever stand that he collected earlier.

Those who do business will always magnify the advantages of their own things several times, but the flaws will be taken lightly, and they will not even be mentioned.

Yue Shuaixing remembered that when he was searching, it took him a few days of shopping intermittently before he selected a shop that "looked" reliable.

To be honest, in the comment section of the sound card, it was the first time he had seen such a consistent and clear buyer's evaluation since he went to a certain treasure.

There is not a single negative review, and there are not many reviews, so brushing reviews can be ruled out.Although it can be felt from the comments that the after-sales of this store should not be the same before the sale and another after the sale.

But no matter what happened, Yue Shuaixing, who was always skeptical, placed the order with a slightly apprehensive mood, and then clicked on the customer service interface to communicate. Yes, I wiped my face and suffered sweat stains from my hands.

The shopkeeper's cheap and cute attribute is really as powerful as the comments say, and even his two-dimensional "cold" attribute is almost unbearable.

The express delivery is one of the three links, and the package arrived just in time for the day before the National Day.

On Tuesday night, after the equipment was set up, Yue Shuaixing knocked on the owner's Wangwang, and the other party threw the Q number over, saying it was for remote debugging.

At the moment of Lianmai, Yue Shuaixing, who was not prepared enough, was taken aback on the spot.The other party's hello laughter is so magical, coupled with that kind of uncle's voice, it's like being caught off guard on top of a crit and then dropping a double-knowledge, it's too scary to ignore.

Although I am a novice in this regard, and the other party seems to be seeking repeat customers and the advertising model of person-to-person transmission, he is extra patient, and the communication does not give people the disgust of rigid flattery and rushing to finish everything.

I told him that while he felt sorry for the 428 yuan, he also had a weird sense of worthiness, really...

It's beyond words.

When he hung up the mic, Yue Shuaixing let out a long breath. In Two-dimensional, he really hates connecting with mic/voice/telephone with others the most.

Tomorrow is the National Day, and he is left alone in the dormitory at this time. Very good, he can use his strength for six days and seven nights.

Before he could worry about what to record, "Nostalgia", the most memorable song, came to mind, followed by a picture of a hunched figure with a sore nose, Yue Shuai Xing was stunned for a moment, and before this feeling disappeared, he suppressed the sense of shame in his heart to the lowest level, and when he opened his mouth, he was full of emotions that he couldn't express enough, and the girl's soft and soft voice seemed to float into someone's heart, Who resonated.

After reading those few short sentences, Yue Shuaixing still couldn't come back to his senses. For a moment of dazedness, he turned to think of the big dick he loved deeply, and his heart ached a little dull. He felt that he should express the heavy "love" in his heart.

Thinking of this, he turned on Kugou to search for "Conquer" and listened to the original song, and then started a personal singing with deep affection.Under the rendering of the atmosphere of "Nostalgia", the last sense of shame in his heart has been thrown out of the sky, and the state has entered a deeper level. Not only does the originally magnetic and thick voice come out naturally, but it is also full of hormones that make the ears burn. Under the modification of powerful lung capacity, every staccato connection is handled very properly by him.

but……

None of Yue Shuaixing's libretto was in tune...a second of silence.

The song "Conquer" was sung so heartily, Yue Shuaixing felt that he seemed to have acquired some new skill.

Poured a glass of warm water to moisturize his throat, and took the trouble to look through the chat records with Blank Shicheng.

What is the website that Master Cheap said?Hmm... Station B?

Bili Bili?Is this it?

Hey~ What the hell is an official member?

59 points!

59 points!

Still 59 points!

If you give one more point, you will die!

Yue Shuai was so angry that he almost threw the mouse away!

It is said that there are only three things, and he has never done it five times here, five times, five times, what kind of concept is this!This kind of fear, which is very similar to being dominated by the exam, made Yue Shuaixing almost give up on himself. Fortunately, he finally passed it for the sixth time

After groping for a minute and getting familiar with the operation of station B, Yue Shuaixing directly threw the "Nostalgia" recitation audio on it, shared it with "Blank Poetry City", then logged out of the current account, and then registered and logged in with another email address.

When choosing a name, Yue Shuaixing's mind was tied up for a few seconds, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, and a few words popped into his head——

"The Man on the Throne".

After carefully chewing these six words, Yue Shuaixing became more and more satisfied. No matter from any angle, this ID foretells that he will finally conquer the sea of ​​stars in front of him.

With the experience of writing the question six times last time, this time Yue Shuaixing passed it in one go. After taking an emotional title, he decided to upload it.

After the nonsense was over, tiredness surged.

While lying on the bed, Yue Shuaixing routinely checked the background data twice, but as always, only the clicks and comments were increasing, and the favorites remained unchanged for thousands of years.Then I went to look at the comments.

Well, Chapter No.16 is finally no longer giving him hair oil, but pressing his claws... Hey, no, there is a disordered formation, Yue Shuaixing quickly swipe down the thumb of the comment, and then pull up , to zoom in on the page——

№88网友:小小酥评论:《极致疼宠公主妹》打分:2发表时间：2014-09-3017:04:07所评章节：50

Excuse me, why are the formations so consistent in the text?Another: remind more remind more remind more! ! !Daddy, you haven’t updated QAQ for half a month, Kuaiai is back#[Erkangshou].jpg

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Yue Shuaixing's knee suddenly hurt like an arrow: If you ask me, who should I ask?What the hell do I want to know more than you? !

He complained so much in his heart, but he couldn't scare away the cutie who broke the formation for the first time, not only that, but also encouraged the other party to break the formation more, and turned the weird comments in his writing back to the normal range of Kangzhuang Avenue .

Before that, he entered the author's column. When he saw that it was no longer a solitary duck egg, Yue Shuaixing was so excited that tears filled his eyes. There is probably no other author who can do his job.

Yue Shuaixing is not a person who is easily emotional, but when he is emotional, he feels like a volcano has exploded in his heart. Even he himself has not noticed that the lower limit has been swiped (swipe) a bit (dropped) too violently.To put it aside, his comments to readers are "thank you", "I will work hard", "comparison", "co-encouragement" and other serious words that cannot be more serious.

Frowning and pondering, revising and modifying, there is also the preferred kaomoji in the middle of the show↓

[1楼]作者回复发表时间：2014-09-3022:22:00

The little cutie fell down!Knock down and bang bang!I don’t think it’s swollen. (TロT)σ When I applied for the author’s account and opened the article, I was so red~ sad and spicy ヽ('⌒'メ)ノ so big!

It is rare for Yue Shuaixing, who is in a beautiful mood, to confess to someone in Two-dimensional, and then he sent out the words "encouragement" to the other party both explicitly and secretly↓

[1楼]作者回复发表时间：2014-09-3022:31:59

The author's super juicy chicken jelly!The cutie continues to maintain an irregular formation!Lunjia Super Juice loves you (づ￣3￣)づ Let's go to bed!La la la ~ full of motivation, update tomorrow night!

This night, for Yue Shuaixing, the quality of his sleep has increased more than doubled. He even dreamed about the scene in his own article. I also retouched it in the paste, and hypnotized myself to deepen the picture in my mind to make tomorrow's plot trend.

On the other hand, for Two-dimensional in two different regions this night, there is no doubt that a basin of cold water was poured on the oil pan, causing oil stars to splatter.

When Yue Shuaixing got up the next day, he was in a trance.

It stands to reason that today is the first day of a long vacation, and without the supervision of his queen mother, he should sleep until he wakes up naturally, but for some reason, when the sky is getting dark, his eyelids keep twitching , His eyelids twitched to his eyebrows twitched, which made his whole heart flustered,

People often say that the left eye jumps for money and the right eye jumps for disaster. He jumped on both sides, so it should be able to offset it?

No, no, no, he can't be superstitious. He has to believe in the party, the people and the science. He just didn't sleep well (fog), so he won't have any (serious) troubles! (point)

☆, I have a car of true fans

The author has something to say: catch bugs√

This article has no intention of targeting anyone, please do not take a seat

【Miss Sister is too much to think about】

After placing an order for takeout on the app and turning on the computer, Yue Shuaixing went to wash his hands in despair.

Because Yue Shuaixing couldn't concentrate well, for a moment, Yue Shuaixing almost poked his nostril with a toothbrush, and for another moment, he almost stuck his finger in his eyes. Fortunately, these dangerous things are preceded by an adjective of stop frequency.

Lying down on the edge of the table like a boneless person, yawning, a few crocodile tears came out of the corners of his eyes, put on his glasses, and wiggled the mouse slightly, opening the webpage is first to enter the author's background...

brush……

number……

according to……

This habit is so cruel.

I clearly know that my collection seems to be cursed by someone, the kind that will not move for ten thousand years, but I still don’t give up, I brush every day, every now and then, I wish I could brush every second, I’m afraid I’ll miss something.

Just after heaving a long sigh, a small video picture suddenly popped up in the lower right corner of the computer screen. He had crossed it off casually, but when he caught a glimpse of the title, Yue Shuaixing barely rolled his eyes out of the frame.

He he he, he he he is blind, right?Suspecting that the lenses were dusty, Yue Shuaixing took off his glasses, wiped them with a cloth, and put them on—

[Although I don't know where you are, I still want to thank you, thank you not only for letting me experience "the person I like..."

The title is too long, so I didn't show it later, it's not important, what's important is the attached small picture, it's actually me under the night!

Although the picture is particularly touching in SD quality, the familiar figure, the familiar color of the clothes, and the two black frames like panda eyes all exude the message that Yue Shuaixing refuses to admit that it is him!

He was really taken aback, Yue Shuaixing's sluggish spirit was swept away, why did he make the news when he was doing well?

Throat rolled with difficulty, took a deep breath, calmed down the depressed state of mind, settled the trembling hand and clicked in.

[Headline]: Although I don't know where you are, I still want to thank you. Thank you for not only allowing me to experience the dream of "the person I love is a hero who comes from auspicious clouds", but also giving me a boyfriend.

It's a headline party at first glance!

With complicated thoughts that cannot be explained clearly, Yue Shuaixing read the expanded content of the title word by word, and then only had one thought: The editor must be the rescued person her mother/her father/her grandma/her grandpa/her grandma/ Her grandfather/grandfather of her family.

How did he not know that he was as great as the Holy Father?

Scroll down, the comment at the beginning... very good, very normal person.

Floor 1: Is the editor an idiot? Can a primary school student whose body is still fully developed can put down all the bad things that are much bigger than him? (Yue Shuaixing sighs: I have the same feeling.)

2nd floor: The PS technology is getting more and more amazing these days. (Yue Shuaixing: No, Dahuaxia's PS technology should be called the number two in the plastic surgery industry, and no country dares to jump to the number one position.)

Floor 3: Throw all the rubbish up, editor, you should take your medicine. (Yue Shuaixing: Like it, nothing wrong.)

……

Floor 88: Video resolution restoration portal, thank you:

Floor 89: Damn it!Upstairs, the technology king appeared!God please take my knee...

Floor 90: Kneel +1

Floor 91: Kneel +2

……

Floor 233: Hey, why does it feel like that little hero looks like Qi Ya?

……

Floor 555: [Reply to Floor 233] Do you seem stupid? The sharp-eyed big wolves have seen a lot of inventory from the "good guys" kicking and lifting their legs. He is already an adult, okay?

Floor 556: Is there a successor to the commander? /touch chin in thought

Floor 557: #[licking screen].jpg Awwww why do I feel that "good guys" are better than soldiers, Kuaiai told me not a ∑(°△°|||)︴

Floor 558: You are not alone +1

Floor 558: You are not alone +2

……

Floor 999: You are not alone +441

At this point, Yue Shuaixing's mind has already been flooded with various harmonious words: Even if the crooked building is crooked to the Atlantic Ocean, why does this familiar formation appear here?To be honest, didn't you really collude in this kind of operation through the network cable?

"Student! The takeaway is here!"

"Wait!" Yue Shuaixing responded, got up and went to open the door to pick up the takeaway.

Sitting back in front of the computer, with a vegetarian bun in his mouth, he forked off the webpage label with one hand, and his intuition told him that looking down would make his eyes more irritating.

Re-cut to the Jinjiang homepage, the mouse arrow stayed on "Update Old Articles" for a long time, then suddenly regained consciousness, changed the direction and clicked on the basic information.

He felt that he should change his pseudonym to motivate himself, if the comments under his article would be so positive, it would be related to metaphysics!

He chewed the remaining bun three times and swallowed it twice, took a sip of soy milk, and threw all the garbage into the small trash basket next to him.

just call...

Captain...well, the soldier is 1.6 meters long.

Is it 1.6 meters?Yue Shuaixing is a little uncertain, he has heard the name of the captain, it seems to be a male character in a manga called "Attack on Titan", and the most impressive thing about the other party is his impressive height uh , well, he is not qualified to complain like this, because he is even worse, four centimeters shorter than others... Mo.

The character of "Soldier Commander" seems to be quite popular among a bunch of fans of Japanese comics. Well, he is also in the impressive height group. I should be able to borrow a bit of luck from the other party to break his article comment The curse under the district... huh?Yue Shuaixing thought with some uncertainty.

But this is not certain. After changing the pseudonym, I checked the backstage again within a few seconds, and immediately gave him hundreds of comments, and then broke up.

Click into the comment area, the top one is the building he replied to last night, a cursory scan almost scared him to tears! ! !

God fucking cult!

God damn MLM!

God damn it hanged!

Enough is enough for you too!Enough is the word, understand?

#常感觉他给一些Hantai in captivity, this author’s life is simply impossible to live#

#Finally looking forward to a true cutie jumping into the pit, you actually say that he is a cult!It's a brainwashing organization! #

#What did I do wrong God wants to treat me like this?I change!Can't I change it?[Crying into a clothes pole].jpg#

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The text must be deleted!

Yue Shuaixing: Can't afford to offend, can't I still hide?Anyway, after changing the pseudonym and column name, you guys won’t recognize me anymore, Kekekekeke~~~

Yue Shuaixing, who said he must do it, immediately applied to delete the article "Extremely Pampering the Princess Girl" written by him.

Immediately, I silently apologized to that real cutie, and opened the video to find any interesting movies to watch, thus deriving new memes and starting a new copywriting.

It's not that he is capricious. As a person with a sensitive mind, how many or one of the group in his comment section?The first instinct that people gave him was that the brain circuit was abnormal, so how could he not panic?

To tell the truth, the love given by those group or a few or one fake cutie is too heavy, Yue Shuaixing said: I can't bear it.Deleting the text is a kind of silent rejection.

Whoever asks the author to reply to the reader with a slightly wrong tone will be as small as corns.

To be reasonable, it takes a few hours, or even a day, to type out a few thousand words. You think the plot is dull, bland, with unreasonable sentences, typos, and mediocre writing; Two slaps, and it was negated lightly. It doesn't matter if you deny it, the important thing is that you still spit out two slots like pointing Jiangshan in other people's texts. To be honest, didn't you spit out a knife?

Comparing your heart with your heart, you spent one day, or even two days, three days, or more time to complete one thing. You feel that you have done a good job at your current level. Basin of ice water, and then slowly tell you that you should not write like this, what should you do, then who is a good example and learn from others, how do you feel?

Everyone cherishes their own white feathers. There is nothing wrong with other people's children and other people's authors.

Yue Shuaixing just felt very sad, he didn't care about the knife or not, he would be satisfied for a whole day if he had a normal person to read his article, even if he was a sunspot.The fake author or something is really scary.

After repeatedly submitting and confirming the deletion of the article, Yue Shuaixing suddenly cried like a child, so pitiful: Good girls, I'm sorry for you, it's useless for you...

Early the next morning.

【306 Dormitory】

——Unread message 99+——

"Lao Ba·Tian Ning": Cults will not die well

"Lao Ba·Tian Ning": Cults will not die well

"Lao Ba·Tian Ning": Cults will not die well

"Old Ba·Tian Ning": 嘤嘤嘤~~~ What to do if you are swollen, I can't find my family's big figure/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

"Old Ba·Tian Ning": Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!So angry, I really want to plant a wave of grave grass for that cult／`口‘)／~╧╧”

"Old Ba·Tian Ning": I hate it, I hate it, why didn't I paw my paws at Da Da's daily hair oil yesterday!Otherwise, I wouldn't give that comment a high-rise building!Report that little bitch every minute without explaining!

"Old Ba·Tian Ning": Asiba, this fairy is really going to explode in anger／`口')／~╧╧

As soon as he logged on to Q, the news was ding-dong crazily. Yue Shuaixing quickly pinched the magic voice. When the window popped up, the above was the word Baping he saw, and the eyelids on both sides began to twitch uncontrollably again. Shuai Xing's heart skipped a beat.

Not to mention that Tian Ning, a man who calls himself "this fairy" is extremely weird. The word "cult" alone gave Yue Shuaixing a bold affirmation in his heart, and the reason behind his high click-through rate but no favorites. .

"Old Four·Guan Yuze": @老八·天宁What happened?Which one has evaporated from the world?

Guan Yuze and Tian Ning were directly promoted from the same class in the same vocational school. Their personalities are far apart. There is no one up and down who doesn't tell others that he is gay.

But they both have an attribute that can be talked about in common-rotten men.

Tian Ning's mouth is restless. He knew it the night he entered school. At that time, every time he fell asleep, he was woken up by the other party's twittering several times. Please keep your voice down, and he will tell you: No Hey, it's a fake college dog who stayed up all night. I said, are you mentally incomplete or yesterday, and you are still stuck in the early to bed and early to rise in elementary school?

Well, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with this kind of person, just put on headphones to play music, and then put on noise-proof headsets, the world is clean, and the ears are a bit uncomfortable, but it is still within his acceptable range.

Recalling this, Yue Shuaixing woke up suddenly, and looked at the 306 dormitory group where there were no new news updates. Yue Shuaixing guessed that they should have a private chat. Use the keyboard to code a new pit.

At the same time, Yue Shuaixing's other small Q number who did not hang up was also rounded by the blank poem city he noted.

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【Thousand Demon Cave】

"Xiaoxiao Rain Curtain": @诗首

"Xiaoxiao Rain Curtain" Voice: "I said bald donkey, why haven't you pulled your hearty rabbit into the group?"

"Drunk Green Smoke" Voice: "Huh? It's not done yet? What is the name of the apprentice circle of the dead bald donkey? Wu Yin... Yin... Yin what?"

"Drunk Green Smoke": embarrassing capitalization

"Xiaoxiao Rain Curtain": Good morning, Qing Yao

"Drunk Green Smoke": Tongzao

"Xiaoxiao Rain Curtain": Misty beauty

"Drunk Green Smoke" Voice: "Yes, yes, it is the beauty Wuyin. To be honest, I quite like the tone of that little girl."

"Drunk Green Smoke": #[touch chin].jpg

"Drunk Green Smoke" Voice: "Speaking of which, if the other party really hasn't trained in this area, that talent, tsk tsk tsk, slipped away, to be honest, don't want to leave a large forest, why can't the little girl think about following that?" What about the dead bald donkey? I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out."

"Gold Medal Cute God" Voice: "I can't agree more, why is Miss Sister so hard to think about~"

"Drunk Green Smoke": Jujube Brand Demon

"Xiaoxiao Rain Curtain": Jujube Brand Monster

"Gold Medal Meng God": Jujube~

"Gold Medal Adorable God": It's a cute god, not a brand monster#[Serious Face].jpg

Bai Haocheng, who had just returned from a trip to the toilet, saw someone Aite him, and after listening to the content in sequence, he almost spit out water.

"Blank Poetry City" Voice: "Bah! What kind of heart-warming rabbit, that's an unfilial traitor!"

"Blank Poetry City"·Voice: "Isn't it just that I didn't know how to reply to the message he sent last night? How dare you play offline and play Missing for me again!"

"Blank Poetry City" · Voice: "There is more! What do you mean by being overwhelmed? People have the wisdom eye to know the pearl! The wisdom eye knows the pearl!"

"Blank Poetry City" Voice: "By the way, that's my rabbit. If any of you dare to knock on the corner of this monster, Keke..."

The words behind Baihaocheng are self-evident, through the screen, you can make all three in the group chill together, their brainwaves are in unison: You really deserve to be the demon master of the 'Ten Thousand Demons Cave', just one sentence reminds people that they can't wait to say goodbye. The black history of head-grabbing, and the super-long desire

☆, I have a car of true fans

[@诗香, the boss at Station B said you stole his wife]

His own child (article) was lost, Yue Shuaixing was not in a good mood, even a little depressed, and what was even more depressing was that he couldn't find a place to vent... No, a flash of thought, Yue Shuaixing suddenly remembered I have two accounts at station B, so go...

Throw a poison...report a agency...?

Well, such a happy decision.

When Dushou found the main site of station B, Yue Shuaixing conveniently clicked on the page to bookmark, and then stared at the real-name verification page with a bit of pain.

A long sigh lingered in the quiet dormitory for a long time, among which was a sad mutter: "Is it so difficult to apply for an agency these days?"

With a flick of the mouse, the indicator arrow is hidden in the rightmost corner of the computer screen, and the Q number exclusive to the CV circle is hung on the desktop.As soon as Fang went online, the icon jumped up in a hurry, with weak arms