hunting song

The next day, the freshman education conference.

"Hey……"

Two sighs in unison, followed by yawning and stretching in exactly the same way.

"It's so boring, what nonsense freshman education, the auditorium is crowded and boring, I want to play with beautiful girls." Gongsun Lu scratched his head, put on his baseball cap again, and leaned weakly on Lian Heng's shoulder.

"Cousin, don't mention it. Yesterday you brought the harem to the dormitory, and something happened." Lian Heng also put on his hat, and leaned his head against Gongsun Lu's head and muttered.

"It has nothing to do with them, it's the dead ladyboy and cousin who are too scary." Thinking of what happened last night, Gongsun Lu couldn't help but get goosebumps.

"That's right, they actually threatened us and even played SM..." Lian Heng said, pretending to lean on Gongsun Lu's shoulder pitifully and act like a baby.

Several female students sitting near them widened their eyes when they saw the closeness of the two brothers, then smiled ecstatically, and started discussing in low voices.

"Wow, look, isn't that Gongsun Lu and Lian Heng? What are they doing?"

"The two brothers have a very good relationship!"

"No, look at their actions, what the hell...there is definitely adultery!"

"Really! It looks like this is the rhythm of Li Heng's CP?"

"Wow ka ka ka~ I'll open a hole when I get inspired!"

Gongsun Lu and Lian Heng didn't care about the flirting of these girls, and continued to chat head to head.

"Hengheng, don't cry, we must have the dignity of a man!" Gongsun Lu's dark brown eyes lit up after he finished speaking, and then he narrowed his eyes and said, "In my opinion, if you don't take revenge, you're not your husband!"

"Yep!" Lian Heng agreed in a low voice: "The photos and videos are too dangerous in their hands! We must take them back..."

"Not only do we have to get them back, but we also need to catch them, hmph," Gongsun Lu said with a naughty smile, "the enemy is very cunning, the photos must have been backed up, I'm afraid it will be difficult to delete them..."

"Makes sense, so our best bet is to sneak in..."

"Dive into the depths of the enemy~"

"BINGO~"

The two brothers looked at each other with a smile, and clapped hands to express their agreement.

At this time, all the students had entered the auditorium one after another, and the education conference was about to begin.

"Good morning, everyone, please sit down," a familiar voice suddenly sounded on the auditorium stage, and a boy wearing a white shirt, suit pants, leather shoes, and rimless glasses was on the speaking stage: "Principal Su still has 2 Lectures will start in a few minutes, please adjust the order to the heads of the colleges."

"Fuck, isn't that a dead ladyboy? Why are you dressed like a dog!" Gongsun Lu raised his hat and stared at Li Jinsha on the stage with wide eyes.

"Senior Xiaosha seems to be an assistant to the principal, so I have to do some things for the little secretary." Lian Heng also looked up at the stage with great interest: "Speaking of which, Senior Xiaoye seems to be in charge of the student union~" Then he started Looking around, I finally found Ye Huaiyang on the rightmost seat in the first row. I saw Ye Huaiyang with a serious expression, talking into the walkie-talkie for a while, and talking with three or four staff members around him.

"This means that only state officials are allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps," Gongsun Lu began to use common sayings: "These two senior officials are bullying others, so we must fight back!"

"...Does this idiom mean this, cousin?" Lian Heng blinked, he still had a little understanding of these idioms.

"Young master says yes! It doesn't matter!" Gongsun Lu waved his hand.

At this time, the audience suddenly fell silent, and the two brothers turned their gazes to the stage again curiously, only to see a man in his 30s coming out from behind the curtain.As soon as he appeared on the stage, the audience immediately burst into applause, and Gongsun Lu and Lian Heng also applauded sparsely.

"Good morning, everyone." The man took the adjusted microphone from Li Jinsha, with a faint smile on his face: "I am your principal, Su Muxi."

There was a burst of cheers from the audience, as if they were lamenting that the headmaster was very handsome.

"Oh, this Principal Su looks good. It is said that he was newly transferred this year." Gongsun Lu rested his chin on his hand and looked at Su Muxi who was talking loudly on the podium.

"It's not bad, gentle and gentle." Lian Heng nodded in agreement.

At this time, a boy next to Lian Heng suddenly smiled: "Hey hey~"

"Huh? Cousin, look, is he si or sisa?" Lian Heng leaned sideways to Gongsun Lu, and pointed to the fair and clean boy beside him who kept giggling and cheering.

"It should be." Gongsun Lu looked at it with his chin resting.

The boy who was surrounded by Lian Heng Gongsun Lu finally turned his head and greeted him very familiarly: "Hi, I'm Su Bai, we are all from the first class of the 12th grade management department, right?"

"Oh, so it's a classmate." Lian Heng suddenly realized, and immediately introduced himself, "I am Lian Heng, and he is Gongsun Lu."

"I've been looking forward to it for a long time." Su Bai was grinning, he had pretty features, but he had a silly look on his face.

"You have the same surname as our Principal Su." Gongsun Lu looked at Su Bai alertly, the outline of his brows was quite similar to Su Muxi, could it be...

"He's my father, he's handsome." Su Bai grinned.

"Wow~" Lian Heng and Gongsun Lu exclaimed in unison, and immediately said in unison, "Does it matter if you can go!"

"Huh?" Su Bai looked at the two brothers inexplicably.

"Hehehe, Xiaobai, we will be on the same boat from now on!" Gongsun Lu smiled treacherously while holding Su Bai's hand, and exchanged glances with Lianheng.

"Hahahaha, yes, yes, Xiaobai, we are all one family now." Lian Heng immediately understood, happily holding Gongsun Lu and Su Bai's hand.

Capturing the principal's son is tantamount to capturing the principal, so what are the assistant principal and the president of the student union?

"Oh... huh?" Su Bai was still confused, and the two brothers kept shaking hands like this.

On the top are various leaders chattering and lecturing, and on the bottom are Lian Heng, Gongsun Lu and Su Bai inexplicably uniting the front.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Suddenly Su Bai looked at the phone and laughed out loud, his body trembling while suppressing his voice.

"What's wrong?" Lian Heng looked at Su Bai strangely.

"What's the fun?" Gongsun Lu also poked his head curiously.

"Look at Weibo hot searches, Jingzhou Fast Ring, Spyker C8 collided with Lamborghini, it seems like another rich second-generation drag racing party." Su Bai said.

"The technology is too poor."

"The technology is too poor."

Lian Heng and Gongsun Lu were disgusted with each other.

"Someone picked out a man named Chu Cheng, who seems to be all right." Su Bai continued to take advantage of the Internet-addicted teenager and kept picking.

"Chu Cheng?" Gongsun Lu rested his chin and fell into deep thought, "Oh...Jingzhou...Oh!" He suddenly slapped his thigh and laughed loudly, "Hahahaha, isn't that my cousin! He is so old that he is racing Stop moving hahahaha!"

"Cousin, why do you have so many cousins?" Lian Heng looked at Gongsun Lu strangely, "Senior Ye is your cousin, and this Chu Cheng is also your cousin?"

"Yes, yes, senior Xiaoye is my uncle's adopted son, so naturally he is a cousin. As for Chu Cheng, he is the son of my uncle's cousin. Although the relationship is a bit far away, he can also be called cousin." Gongsun Lu smiled. With a full face, "Cousin Chu Cheng and I only meet each other when visiting relatives during the Spring Festival, and we haven't seen each other much in recent years~"

"Oh, these relatives in your country are really messed up, they are all cousins." Lian Heng was completely stunned.

"The Celestial Dynasty is like this, Hengheng has to get used to it hahahaha..."

The whole afternoon was spent in the speeches of these leaders, until the last sentence ended, and the dead auditorium finally came back to life.

"Ah! It's finally over!" Lian Heng stood up and stretched, feeling that all the muscles and bones in his body were being stretched.

"GO! Eat!" Gongsun Lu jumped up and down, grabbed Lian Heng and ran away.

"Wow ha ha ha ha!!"

"Wow ha ha ha ha!!"

The two people's ecstatic laughter overturned the auditorium. Ye Huaiyang and Li Jinsha, who were finishing the finishing work, looked at each other and felt a chill down their spine.