brother don't tease me

Xiu Mo: "...then... let's go."

As he spoke, he searched around on the ground, and after confirming that he couldn't find it anymore, he frowned and followed Tian Boshe who had gone far away.

"Where did they go? They were delayed for a while, why did they disappear?"

Tian Boshe muttered as he walked, his steps hurried.

Xiu Mo looked at the long road ahead and there was no one, but there were rooms on both sides. Not only Xiu Mo noticed, Tian Boshe also thought of something, the two looked at each other, and quickly turned to The next house ran.

The houses are one or two feet apart, and they are not side by side. When you first entered the gate of the Qiankun sect, the houses over there were still densely packed in rows, and there were gaps in the back. The bigger he is, Xiu Mo thinks maybe this is a privilege of people with high cultivation.

A house on the side was open, the two glanced at the door, did not go in, continued to run to the next house, came to the second room, the door of the house was still closed, the whole outside looked very ordinary, like those in the mortal world It looked like the wing of a wealthy family, Xiu Mo and his wife looked at each other, and then pushed open the closed wooden door at the same time.

"Squeak..." The door was opened, and the situation inside made the two of them have to be cautious and nervous, because of what?The sect buried in the ground has experienced thousands of years of precipitation, and it looks like it is often inhabited by people, and the house is bright and clean.Xiu Mo walked to the table in the room, looked at the spotless table top, and then looked at the glass of crystal clear tea poured on the table, the whole phenomenon seemed to tell someone that not long ago, this room was occupied by someone.

But Xiu Mo and Tian Boshe were very sure. According to the situation they confirmed outside the house, no one had entered this house before, and they were the first pair of people to enter the house in thousands of years.

Tian Boshe also went to the bedside to confirm that the brocade quilt on the bed has not changed after thousands of years, just as it was when it was first made. down the same.

When he saw the pillow, Tian Boshe was suddenly caught by a corner of the thing exposed under the pillow, bent down and lifted the pillow, revealing a complete book.

"Humo, look, here is a book."

Tian Boshe picked it up, and the four big characters of "Flip Finger Sword Art" were engraved on the cover. When he opened it, he saw the words inside. It was indeed a secret book of swordsmanship.

Tian Boshe twitched the corner of his mouth, handed the book to Xiu Mo and said, "Hey, aren't all of you Misty Peak sword cultivators? It just so happens that this book is suitable for you, you take it."

Xiu Mo: "Brother Tianbo, you should take it first, isn't it better to keep the treasures later? I'll exchange them with you when I find something."

Tian Boshe thought for a while: "That's fine." He took the book he handed over and put it in the storage bag.

The two turned around again, not to mention the strangeness of the house, but there were no other things that could impress the two of them, so they stopped flowing and turned to go to the next house.

It's just that both of them didn't know, just after the two of them left the house, a cultivator in green clothes suddenly appeared in a corner of the room, but it only appeared for a while, and the next moment it turned into a black mist and drifted away. The black mist penetrated directly into the ground and disappeared in an instant.

I don't know how long it has passed, the two have searched a lot of houses, and almost every room can get one or two things, or pills, or treasures, or cheats, and of course there are many weird things, such as Several purses, big red purses, were found in the room of the male immortal cultivator, but the purses belonged to the mortal world, and without immortal energy, the two of them didn't take them.

After searching for a long time, the two of them lost the excitement they had when they first came. They were dying and couldn't cheer up. Xiu Mo didn't talk much, so Tian Boshe was the only one to adjust the atmosphere.

"Xiu Mo, are you with your Senior Brother Gu...?"

Xiu Mo: "What's the matter with Senior Brother Gu?" he answered casually with his head drooping.

Tian Boshe: "Just what? You don't know, I said you two... Are you a couple? A couple who can practice both?"

Xiu Mo: "...you...you're boring." After speaking, his face turned blue and red and walked forward.

Tian Boshe: "Isn't this really boring? Come on, tell your brother, do you have anything like that?"

Xiu Mo said nothing, let alone Tian Boshe who was going crazy.

Tian Boshe: "Looking at you, I know that you don't have that. Tell me, your brother Gu is also here now. If you meet later, what should you do? Pretend you don't know each other? I'm afraid you pretend not to know each other." Don't come out, as far as my eyes can see, the two of you must be emotional, and the feeling between lovers is very subtle, are you sure he won't recognize you?"

Xiu Mo still bowed his head in silence, but he didn't resist Tian Boshe's words so much.

Seeing this, Tian Boshe raised the corner of his mouth and smiled treacherously.

"If he recognizes you, what should you do? Or should you stay away from them? You also know that only you can see the black mist. Are you not afraid of any danger from them?"

Xiu Mo: "No, even if he recognizes me, I will stay by their side."

Tian Boshe: "Oh, so, will something interesting happen to you? For example... make the other person... um... comfortable?"

Xiu Mo: "...Get lost!" His face was as red as fire.

Tian Boshe: "Where am I going? If I'm dragged somewhere by the black mist, you won't regret it. Guess what I just found in one of the rooms?"

Xiu Mo: "What else is there? You haven't found as many things as I have. They are either pills or treasures."

Tian Boshe: "Wrong, hahahahahaha, this time it's a secret book, do you want to know what it is?"

Xiu Mo: "So mysterious? What kind of secret book?"

Tian Boshe: "It must be a useful cheat for you, but I want to exchange one thing for you."

Huo Mo: "As long as I have it, tell me, I'll give it to you, no need to exchange it. Didn't you already exchanged that cheat book for me?"

Tian Boshe: "No, no, this cheat book, now only you can practice it, I... hey, I'm old, no one wants it anymore."

The latter sentence was whispered, muffled, and he didn't dare to let Xiu Mo hear it.

Tian Boshe: "Give me the blood-enriching pill you got earlier, and I'll give you the secret book in exchange."

Xiu Mo: "Blood Enrichment Pill? This is not some precious medicine. Didn't you search for a bottle before?"

While speaking, the movements of his hands were not slow, and he took out a bottle of blood enriching pill from the storage bag and handed it directly to Tian Boshe.

After taking the elixir given by Xiu Mo, Tian Boshe took out a book from his arms.Yes, the book is not placed in the storage bag, but in the arms.Pass the back side up to Huo Mo.

Xiu Mo got it and was still muttering: "What kind of secret book, why can I practice it?"

As he spoke, he turned over the front of the book, "Fellow Cultivation Dafa"

Seeing these four characters, Xiu Mo even read them out. Just from the name, it is hard to tell what aspect of cultivation this is, so Xiu Mo directly opened the page to read.

With just one glance, Xiu Mo's cheeks flushed with shock, he closed the book with a snap, and threw it directly to Tian Boshe.

"You... what kind of cultivation secret book, only I can practice it, it's obviously a book of eroticism, if you tell me what kind of mind you have, you dare to accept it."

He looked distraught.

Tian Boshe: "Didn't I ask you just now? You have a relationship with your brother Gu, and I mean it. When the two of you recognize each other, why don't you start a fire? Isn't this book just to guide you in practicing that?" Is it? Why isn’t it considered a cheat book? If it’s an outsider, I won’t give it to you, hum.”

After speaking, he threw the book to Huo Mo and walked straight forward.

Xiu Mo took the book, feeling like a hot potato, and threw it directly into the storage ring after taking it.

Tian Boshe was walking in front, his head still tilted, and his eyes were looking straight back. After confirming that Xiu Mo accepted it, he smiled all over his face. If Xiu Mo was not behind, Tian Boshe would probably whistle immediately.

Seeing Xiu Mo follow up with an unswerving look on his face, Tian Boshe jokingly said: "You didn't look carefully just now, but I went through it as soon as I got it, and I will show you first. Bottom line, that book is not as simple as the erotic pictures you think it is. There is really a practice formula in the back. Do you know that there is a school of Yuhe Palace in Jiazhou? They improve their cultivation through dual cultivation of men and women, and this book Books are different. You have also seen "Fellow Cultivation Dafa". The picture you saw just now is of two men. You two can improve your cultivation through that in the future. Tsk tsk, it is comfortable and can improve your cultivation. It’s really a good thing to enhance the artistic conception of the two people’s mutual understanding.”

Xiu Mo was so ashamed to say it, but Tian Boshe still didn't let it go.

"Do you know how many body positions are in it? I'm afraid the highest cheat book in Yuhe Palace doesn't have as many body positions as here, especially the latter ones. It's really unheard of and unseen. This time I really gained knowledge, just this book alone , it’s not in vain to come here.”

At the end he was still twitching his mouth.

"Tell me, if you and your brother Gu are together, which one of you is on top? I'm afraid it's him. Looking at him like that, he can't be the person lying down. There is a page in that book that says: On the other side, when the person above is about to enter the cloud and trembles, gather the spiritual power in the abdomen, and then push it to the thighs to lock the opponent's root. When the opponent's essence pours into the body, the spiritual power can be purified, and the soul enters In the empty universe, how happy and wonderful!"

After finishing speaking, I found that Xiu Mo had been pushed away by him, but when I looked carefully, I could find Xiu Mo's messy footsteps and unsteady breath. Needless to say, Xiu Mo had heard what Tian Boshe just said of.Thinking of this, Tian Boshe couldn't help laughing "hahahahahaha" anymore.

"Hmph, laugh, laugh, there will be someone who can clean you up and let you understand what you just said, then tell me if what you said in the book is the same as your own experience of."

Tian Boshe: "Oh, Xiu Mo, aren't you cursing me? If there is such a person, I'm afraid I haven't realized it yet. That person's roots will be cut off. For the benefit of others, I won't go either." It’s a disaster, hahahahaha, but you can tell me how you feel when the time comes, hahahahaha.”

Xiu Mo: "You...maybe next time I see that bald head, I can ask him to try it for you and see how it feels."

Tian Boshe didn't know what Xiu Mo had discovered before, but now he couldn't be chic anymore after hearing this, and quickly grabbed Xiu Mo's arm and said:

"Xiu Mo, I'll call you brother, can I call you brother? You can't say this in front of the bald head, otherwise I won't be able to protect you in the future, and I won't be able to see you."

Weeping and begging.