I'm the best at slapping the face

Li Dashi's house, Li's second brother just came back from selling grain in the town, as soon as he came back, he ran to Li Xiaoliu's room, looked back and forth, really satisfied with the little brother he gave birth to at night. When people were eating, Li Lao Er excitedly announced at the dinner table that he had found Li Xiaoliu an absolutely good family!

When the family looked over expectantly, Li Lao Er proudly told the other party's family background. He was a townsman, had a house and a shop, ate fine grains, wore silk and satin, and went out with The carriage drove, and the eyes of the whole family became brighter as they listened. Only Li Xiaoliu's face became paler. The person Li Xiaoer was talking about was none other than Zhou Fulu, the domestic violence man Li Xiaoliu married in his previous life.

Li Xiaoliu bit her lip, and hated Li Lao Er for marrying him to such a man in his previous life (he never thought about how much he felt when he heard that he was going to marry someone with such good conditions at this time in his last life) I am willing, and I can’t stop showing off in front of the younger brothers of the same age in Lijia Village), but he can’t do anything to Li’s second child. His mind was spinning non-stop. In this life, he was absolutely unwilling to follow the old path of his previous life. He knew that if he married Zhou Fulu, he would also marry a devil. He would never have a good life in his life. He had to find a way to reject this marriage. .

When the whole family was looking forward to a better life in the future, Li Xiaoliu said, "Father, a scholar, a farmer, a businessman, our family is a farmer, and the family you are looking for is indeed a lowly businessman, isn't that bad?"

Li Laoer waved his hand, "What kind of farmers and merchants, money is the last word. Could it be that you want to marry someone who eats in the soil, and you also work in the fields every day?"

Li Xiaoliu thought to himself, of course he doesn't want to be like these little brothers in the village, he would go to the fields every day, or walk around the stove, looking like a man in the sun. In his previous life, he counted the days every day, and what he remembers most clearly is the time when those disasters happened. He remembered that in a short time, it will be the Chinese New Year, and after the year, the land will thaw and spring will come, which is the time for farmers to grow grain Yes, but this year, most of the land of the Daxing Dynasty was hit by drought, and the Lijia Village included thousands of miles in the area of ​​drought.

Although the Zhou Fulu he married in his previous life often abused him, but after all, the family had money, so they had food, so they passed the year safely.

But as far as he knows, at least 2% of the people in Lijia Village and the entire county in the entire town starved to death. , to release food for disaster relief, then will the counties, towns, and villages under the jurisdiction of the county magistrate be the place with the least civil disturbance?Could it be the place where the fewest people die of starvation?Is it the best place to be governed?

Will the people above notice the magistrate?So as to promote the county magistrate?

He, Li Xiaoliu himself, knows mystic arts and has great kindness to the magistrate, will he marry him?I can live a life as the husband of the Shangguan family!

What Li Xiaoliu thought was the same adrenaline rise. In fact, it has been several months since Li Xiaoliu was reborn. This plan is what he came up with in the past few months. Almost every time he thinks about it, he trembles with excitement. The Li family village is on the edge of the town. It is also very close to the county seat, and it takes about an hour to go there. Usually, if the husband of Li’s village grows fresh and delicious vegetables, or if a man from some family kills a big game, in order to sell it for a good price, he will sell it for a good price. Will go to the county to sell.

It's a pity that Li Xiaoliu is a younger brother, and he is not yet married. In the past few months, he has been looking for an opportunity to go to the county to find the county magistrate, but he has not succeeded. Finding an opportunity to go to the county seat, right now, he still has to kick off the marriage in front of him.

"Father, that man is just a merchant with a small fortune. What's so good about it? If I can marry into an official family, he will be a nobleman with high status, power, and money!"

The whole family couldn't eat anymore, and looked at Li Xiaoliu with the expression of "you are dreaming", and Li Dashi said directly, "What are you doing? I think it's like this, second child, you go directly to Zhou Fulu, just say I accept this marriage."

Li Laosan's husband interjected, "Xiao Liu, look at you, it's not that I said you, and you are illiterate, and you don't look like a fairy, why should people take a fancy to you? If our family One day Xiaobao becomes an official, maybe you can take advantage of your younger brother to marry an official family." The eldest brother Li is like a slave of this family, and the second eldest son Li is actually the eldest son of this family, although his in-laws like him very much. Little Treasure was born, but he was normal to him. Usually, he would discuss any important matters with Li Lao Er's family. After a long time, Li Lao San's husband thought that he was the great hero of this family, and he was the one who contributed to this family. Having given birth to the only man, but not getting the treatment he deserved, he inevitably felt incomplete. Now that he has the opportunity to step on Li Xiaoliu, he will not let this opportunity pass.

Li Xiaoliu was in a hurry, "Grandpa!" Seeing that Li Dashi was unmoved, he turned his attention to his parents again, but it was a pity that Li's second son and his husband were also in favor of him marrying Zhou Fulu, and neither of them said a word .

After eating, Li Xiaoliu was thinking of a solution in his room. His family knew best what was going on with him. He could tell the magistrate that he knew magic arts, but he couldn't tell his family about his knowledge of magic arts. Knowing the virtues of Li Dashi and Li Lao Er, they love money and enjoyment, and they are absolutely reluctant to part with this son-in-law. Suddenly, Li Xiaoliu's eyes lit up, and there is not only his own little brother in this family, but also a little brother who is currently working. Live in a thatched hut.

At this time, Li Xiaoliu's father came to his room. Seeing Li Xiaoliu's reluctance, Li's second son sent him to do Li Xiaoliu's ideological work. Came to Li Dashi and Jiang's room.

Tell Li Dashi and Jiang Shi that he wants to take Li Xiaoyu (the original owner's name) back, and list many benefits, such as their reputation will be better, doesn't Li Xiaobao want to study, reading requires a good reputation, Li Xiaobao They can also marry a good wife in the future. For example, they can ask Zhou Fulu for more dowry. After he marries Zhou Fulu, he will manage the accounts of a shop in the future and take all the money home. Li Dashi easily agreed. .

Of course Li Xiaoliu will not marry Zhou Fulu, this is just a way of saying, the way he thinks is to let Li Xiaoyu marry Zhou Fulu, Zhou Fulu likes beautiful little brothers, Li Xiaoyu is not bad, so let Li Xiaoyu replace him Zhou Fulu is definitely willing, and Li Xiaoliu brought Li Xiaoyu back because he wanted to raise Li Xiaoyu well. He lived with Zhou Fulu for so long in his previous life, and he knows that Zhou Fulu likes plump and white little brothers. When he was in the drought, he hadn't suffered from the most fundamental cause of starvation.

Would Li Xiaoyu be unwilling?impossible!Li Xiaoliu smiled triumphantly, Li Xiaoyu would be very grateful to him!

So, the next morning, when Yan Xi just got up, washed his hands and face by the small river next to the thatched cottage, and came back with a basin of water, ready to cook a pot of porridge and go to town, Li Xiaoliu came Almost all the time, the young man named Li Yuan whom the village head's family met yesterday also came. He came to pick up Yanxi and go to town with him.

Since the original owner had never left the village, last night when Yan Xi told the village chief's husband that he was going to the town today, the village chief's husband sent Li Yuan to lead the way.

Li Yuan was a little embarrassed to see two unmarried young men in the thatched cottage, so he stopped 10 meters away from the thatched cottage and did not approach, but he could still hear their conversation.

I heard Li Xiaoliu say: "Xiao Yu'er, you have suffered outside, grandpa (meaning grandpa and grandma) forgive you, now it's going to be winter, you are short of clothes and food, I'm afraid you won't be able to survive this winter , come home with me."

Yan Xi is funny, forgive him?This kind of reverse black and white can also be said!admire!He asked back: "Brother Xiaoliu, can you tell me what I did to ask Grandpa to forgive me?"

"Of course you contradicted them. Of course you were wrong when you contradicted the elders. Fortunately, Grandpa thought that he was his own child, and there was no overnight hatred. I helped you speak well in front of them. They have already allowed you Go back and live."

"Oh, I'll go back to live. Does the Li family have a house for me? Didn't the firewood house collapse when it rained a while ago? Or, brother Xiaoliu, give me your room. Oh, I don't like two people. We live together, so you have to figure out how to live with yourself." When the original owner's parents were still there, the family of three squeezed into a small house. After the parents passed away, the small house was changed into Li Xiaobao's study. Then he was driven into the woodshed to live in.

Li Xiaoliu frowned, and almost blurted out "You are worthy of living in my house", but he thought of the purpose of his trip, and thought bitterly in his heart, let you be proud for a few days first, and then there will be bitter days. He said: "Okay, I will let you live in the house, and I will ask my father to clean up a compartment for me in their room. Is this okay? Hurry up, pack up the things in the thatched cottage and follow me .”

"Did I say I want to go back to live? You can go, I'm very happy living here, and finally I don't have to see you disgusting people." Yan Xi said with a smile, this sentence was for the original host.

Li Xiaoliu blushed, he was tricked, how dare Li Xiaoyu!Hmph, if you don't go back to live, you won't go back to live. You deserve it for freezing to death outside, and you just flung your sleeves and left.

How many brothers does Li Dashi have? Which one doesn't have many younger brothers? Just choose one to marry Zhou Fulu.

Yan Xi drank the porridge calmly, and even called Li Yuan to come over for a drink, but Li Yuan waved his hands unwilling, so Yan Xi didn't force him.

After finishing the porridge, the two left the village and walked on the main road to the town. Lijia Village is not far from the town, but it takes about 40 minutes to walk. Yan Xi misses the modern car or bicycle. Oh, how important the means of transportation is!

Probably because the distance from the town is really not a problem for the villagers who are planing food in the soil, so the whole village does not have a carriage, ox cart or donkey cart, and everyone has to walk when they go out.

On the main road, Li Yuan said hesitantly, "Why don't you go back to Li's house?"

Yan Xi knew that this kind-hearted young man cared about him because he was worried that he would not survive the winter, so he asked with a smile, "How do you think the Li family treats me?"

Li Yuan was silent for a moment, then simply said two words, "Not good."

"Then why do you want me to go back now? After my father left, I was not as obedient as before, and I couldn't help them in the Li family, so they kicked me out, and now they let me go back. Don't you think it's strange that I was raised for nothing?"

"If you don't have anything to show courtesy, you can either rape or steal. Young people, use your brains more."

Li Yuan immediately looked at Yan Xi with admiration, Yan Xi was very useful, of course he knew why Li Xiaoliu wanted to pick him up, he would not go back!

When Yanxi arrived in the town, he searched for one shop after another. Now that he was penniless and didn't know the market, he couldn't do business. He planned to find something to do. He asked several shops, but they all said he wanted a man. , little brother drops do not want.

In the end, Yan Xi stopped in front of a pharmacy. On the door of the pharmacy, a recruitment request was posted, to the effect that he wanted to recruit a pharmacy student to handle medicine. In the future, if the qualifications are good, he may be accepted as an apprentice by the sitting doctor to teach medical skills, etc. , probably a doctor is a very respectable job, so there are already many people queuing up for interviews.

Yan Xi also saw a few younger brothers queuing up among them, and thinking about it, that's right, the recruitment requirements of the companies he went to ask before stated that they only wanted men, so he didn't give up and ran in to ask, of course It was rejected, but the pharmacy didn't mention it, which means that the other party will also recruit young brothers.

Yan Xi vowed to line up. He felt that he would definitely succeed. In his original world, he was a sick patient. What is the so-called long-term illness and half-doctor? In the last world, he was with Qin Shanyuan and acted as his assistant all the time. What kind of People who have never seen it before, so patients are naturally included in it. One thing in metaphysics is physiognomy, and the appearance of patients is naturally included in it. Therefore, the knowledge reserves of all metaphysics masters are astonishing.

Yan Xi and Qin Shanyuan have been together for a long time. Qin Shanyuan saw that Yan Xi was very interested in the metaphysics of physiognomy, so he taught him in person. Under Qin Shanyuan's guidance, Yan Xi also studied medicine systematically, but used Assisted physiognomy has never been really practiced.

"Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu, it's your turn." Li Yuan pulled Yanxi's sleeve and shook it, Yanxi came back to his senses, he just remembered Qin Shanyuan.

Yan Xi sat down opposite the old doctor, and the old doctor raised his eyelids, "Tell me about your strengths."

"I can read and write. I know some medical skills. I am young and in good health. I am flexible and fast. I have a good personality and love unity..." Yan Xi said all the advantages he could think of, no matter what.

The old doctor glanced at Yanxi with sharp eyes, and sneered, "You know medicine? A poor country boy actually says he knows medicine? Brother, you can't say that as a joke. Medicine is a life-saving technique. Many disciples who have been studying for more than ten years dare not say that they know medical skills, because they are afraid that if they are not careful in their skills, they will kill someone. How old are you and how old am I? Let me tell you, I am now forty five years old, seven years old I studied medicine with my master, and I dared to study medicine alone when I was thirty and five years old. I won’t tell you anymore, brother. You should go home quickly, find someone to marry, and stop talking such big things.”

After the doctor finished speaking, several pharmacists came to chase him away, preventing Yan Xi from saying a word.

"Xiaoyu, even if you want to find a job, you can't lie." Li Yuan said.

Yan Xi glanced at him, what he said was true, is it so unbelievable?

Seeing that it was noon, Li Yuan said he would treat Yan Xi to a big meat bun, Yan Xi obediently followed him to a steamed stuffed bun shop, a penny is hard for a hero!

In the afternoon, Yan Xi continued to look for a job and ran all over the town. It seemed that except for that pharmacy, other shops didn't want any young men to work. Yan Xi was furious, this is sexism!

When Li Yuan was urging Yan Xi to return to the village, the two stopped at the front door of a house that looked like a big family. Yan Xi saw many doctors carrying medicine boxes coming in and out with serious expressions. The old doctor who interviewed him just now, with his posture, could it be possible that all the doctors in the whole town and even the whole county have been invited?Yan Xi was about to go up to ask the concierge what was going on, but was grabbed by Li Yuan.

"You don't want to die! You dare to enter such a big family. If you say a wrong word, you may die and go home."

Yan Xi thought for a while, "Then you wait for me outside, and I'll go ask."

The concierge had a sad expression on his face, probably very eager to confide in him. Yan Xi said it out as soon as he asked the other party, and then said something in a long-winded manner. If something happened to the master's house, what would they do? Resale and the like, these worries about their future.

It turns out that this mansion is just a courtyard of the Pei family, a prominent family in the imperial capital. A while ago, a young master of the Pei family was sick and came here to recuperate. Today, this young master suddenly passed out, so the housekeeper invited all the people he could find The doctors came to consult Young Master Pei, but all the doctors said that Young Master Pei is fine, but weak, and more supplements are enough.

Not only the doctors here said so, even the doctors in the imperial capital also said so, but how could their young master be healthy?The young master who used to be good at running, jumping, riding, and shooting can only lie on the bed weakly. He becomes weaker day by day, and even has difficulty eating. This is nothing wrong, but what is sickness? The porter scolded him fiercely "They are all quack doctors" a few times!

Yan Xi turned around and walked outside, and said to Li Yuan who was standing against a wall: "The young master of this family is sick, I want to go into the mansion to have a look, can you wait for me outside the door for a quarter of an hour?"

After hearing what the concierge said, he had some thoughts in his mind. The young master might not really be sick, but rather be victim of some harmful means of mystical arts. If so, he could help him, if not If so, it doesn't matter, he just comes out again, so many doctors, this family is obviously in a hurry to go to the doctor now, even if it doesn't work out, there is nothing to lose.

"Little fish, you, you, you, forget it, I'll accompany you in, how can a man like me be less courageous than a little brother like you." Li Yuan said as if breaking through.

Yan Xi's black thread, hey, can you stop talking, I have the body of a little brother, but the heart of a man!

But I still admire Li Yuan, the village chief's family is of good character.

It was easy to convince the concierge, since they were all in a hurry to speculate anyway, so the concierge brought Yanxi and Li Yuan in personally.

Li Yuan looked like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden for the first time, Yan Xi also looked at it without blinking, it was antique and exquisite.

Young Master Pei lives in a yard full of pines and cypresses. It is conceivable that he used to be a tall and firm figure like pines and cypresses, but now his face is pale and he is too emaciated. The room smells of warm medicine Chong Yanxi sneezed a few times, and managed to attract everyone's attention to him.

"Hmph." The old doctor looked reproachful, as if to say, "You little liar, didn't you warn you not to talk nonsense anymore?"

The other doctors who were all over 30 looked at Yan Xi with dissatisfaction. The meaning in their eyes was, why did you invite such a young brother?

"It's annoying enough here, why did you bring a little brother in here, walk around, quickly pull away." A man who looked like a housekeeper said.

The concierge replied cautiously, "Housekeeper, this little brother said that he might have a way to cure the young master."

"What?! When is it, you little brother dares to joke about our young master's life, and you dare to come to our Pei family to deceive us? You, this is a shameful heart, housekeeper, throw this man into the county government prison Here, lock him up for a few days, long memory." Said a man standing by the bed, looking at his clothes, he might be the servant of the young master of the Pei family.

The old doctor hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Mr. Steward, you little fellow, you have misunderstood, this little brother is from my pharmacy, I am afraid he is here to find me, please forgive me, I will take it with you immediately." He goes back."

This old lady is not bad, just because he said that medical skills are the art of saving lives and healing the wounded, and that medical skills are not good enough to kill people's lives, it can be seen that this old doctor is a truly benevolent doctor, although he has repeatedly misunderstood Yan Xi, saying that Hee doesn't hate him either.

Now the old doctor is pleading for him, Yan Xi sincerely thanked him.

When Yan Xi was thinking about how to persuade these people to agree to give him a try, Young Master Pei who was lying on the bed woke up, and he obviously heard the argument just now, and said in a weak voice: "Let him try. "

Treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor!

The author has something to say: Thank you little angels, okay?

This Young Master Pei is attacking