Who is not a fairy?

He Xu picked up a pair of chopsticks again, opened the noodles and lowered his head to eat.

It stands to reason that Modin, who has smelled the aroma of shrimp and eel noodles since he was a child, should feel at peace. However, it may be that the spring/knife in his heart frightened him. , Isn’t this knife a controlled knife, how could you have it…”

As soon as these words came out, both He Xu and Briquette couldn't help laughing out loud.

As soon as Modin said the words, he realized that the question was so silly, and his face flushed immediately.

He Xu took a mouthful of the crystal-clear shrimp, chewed it carefully, and then said: "Brother Mo, don't blame me for being rude, you know what happened to my house two days ago? The glass is all alive, and it's time to kill someone. Song Yu was still able to discharge electricity, just like Pikachu. The floor and floor tiles were scalded with several big holes, which was quite a toss. I pressed him afterward, and he said he was sent by you to monitor me, but it was a pity that the monitoring failed, so I exposed him first. "

Modin looked up and pretended to be stupid: "Your house was attacked two days ago? I don't know! Don't look at me, I really don't know, what do you mean that the glass came back to life, Song Yu can discharge? Don't be sleepy Talk in your sleep!"

Seeing Modin pretending to be stupid, He Xu was not angry, and just said: "Pay attention to the pair of chopsticks under your feet."

The pair of chopsticks that He Xu just threw on the ground.

He Xu glanced at the briquette essence, and the briquette carefully grasped it, and immediately exerted his strength secretly. The pair of chopsticks were firmly placed on the table like an invisible hand.

Modine stared round.

He Xu's deliberately low voice rang in his ears at this moment: "Look, I don't even need to do it myself to kill people."

Following his words, Modin felt a chill in his chest, his eyeballs glanced down, the clothes at the heart were cut open, and now the tip of the knife was directly against his skin.

He doesn't understand spring/knife, and he has never killed anyone, but he has killed many eels with a kitchen knife, and he has sharpened the knife many times. very fast.

very very fast.

It's like cutting a piece of silken tofu.

Frightened by this metaphor, his hairs stood on end, and Modin stammered: "Killing, murdering is against the law...you!"

"I won't kill you now, but in the days to come, any weapon can kill you at any time, anywhere. At that time, I may be a hundred kilometers away. Who can judge me?"

This is pure nonsense, the briquette can only be manipulated if it is seen by itself, and with its cowardly personality, it is absolutely impossible to kill people-it can cry if it kills a fish.

But Modin obviously didn't know. He was so frightened that his face turned ashen and his legs were weak. He knelt down with a "plop" and clasped his fists in an old-fashioned begging gesture: "Don't, don't, don't! Boss He! Master He! I beg you , I beg you don’t kill me, I’ll say anything, really! Put down the knife first! We never thought of harming you at all! Really, really!”

He Xu looked calm: "You talk first, and I'll consider whether to withdraw the knife."

Modin glanced at the sharp and gloomy blade, and acted like a bean: "You...you should be the god of pancakes, right? Me too, I'm the face god! But I'm not as good as you, my Divine power can only make the noodles more delicious. Not long after I became a god, someone came to my door. The person said that he is also a god, but the god of roads. They have an organization to accommodate us modern people. god."

"Bird Club?"

"Yes, yes, yes," Modin buried his head on his shoulders and wiped his sweat, "Boss He really has great powers and insight! In fact, I felt at the time that looking at others is different from looking at myself, but when I saw that on the highway At the moment of God, I felt that he was the same as me! You understand, right? Humans and orangutans are both primates, but you won’t mistake orangutans for humans, that’s how it feels!”

He Xu didn't say a word, but raised his eyebrows unconsciously. The coal ball spirit had said a similar analogy before, but in fact this point of view was fundamentally wrong.

If it is true, how should the "wolf boy" be explained?

But he didn't say that, just lowered his head and took another bite of the noodles.

Modin didn't notice his frown, and he had kept those words in his heart for a long time, and now he spit them out at the moment of life and death, like a machine gun: "Then I followed him to the club ——I can take you there later. It’s full of gods, all kinds of things, and so is the "Sun Dasheng Stir-fried Chestnuts in Sugar". level, but you are obviously more popular than me, you are the owner of the most famous snack bar on Wankun Street, it makes no sense that I have become a god, but you are just an ordinary person.

In fact, there have been suspicions in the club for a long time... After hearing what I said, they concluded that you are not an ordinary person. It happened that Song Yu was looking for a place to live, so I let him live with you. "

He Xu listened and said in his heart: "So it's not that I wasn't careful enough, but it was caused by the phrase 'and so on'."

The noodles were almost eaten, he raised his legs and poured himself a cup of tea comfortably: "That's all right, if you know that I am the God of Shaobing, what do you want to do?"

"Get in touch with you! It's like they came to me and let you join our club. If you have any troubles, let's talk about it and plan together. This matter is of great importance. We dare not speak out easily. We have to make sure that you are a god." Okay, but you look nothing like that."

When Modin said this, he suddenly leaned forward in a mysterious way—if it wasn't for the coal ball spirit's quick eyes and hands, he would have been pierced by a spring/knife: "I want to ask you, how do you hide yourself? God's identity?"

how to hide

He Xu sipped his tea, raised his brows slightly, and glanced at the briquettes lightly.

The briquette spirit was yelling at the dining table, it was so loud that one wanted to squash it flat and block its mouth with the toe of a shoe, but it was a pity that Modin couldn't see it, and it was hard for him to make exaggerated movements.

Reluctantly admit that they are gods, these gods all evolved from humans, only his family descended from the sky, and the evolution system is different, how should he explain it?

He Xu was pondering whether Modin's words were true or false, and whether he should tell the existence of the briquette spirit, when he suddenly heard a loud "bang", which was so loud that the tea in the water cup was shaking.

He Xu didn't say anything yet, but saw that the blood on Modin's face suddenly faded completely, and it was even whiter than when He Xu threatened his life, so white that it was almost transparent. He raised his head tremblingly and said: "I I want to see what happened downstairs, can you let me go first... I have no ill intentions towards you!"

He Xu stood up: "I'll go with you."

The knife moved from his heart to his lower back, Modin staggered towards the stairs, and stopped suddenly after walking a few steps, He Xu quickly took a few steps and looked forward, his eyelids jumped up uncontrollably— —

It's a stray dog.

Stray dogs are not uncommon, and many people have seen them, either alone or in small groups, but there is absolutely no such number—it is like ants carrying food, densely packed, and the entire "Laifu Noodle Restaurant" is crowded. Surround yourself!

There were three or four extremely tall stray dogs at the main entrance, probably able to reach the chest of an adult man when they stood up, and they slammed into the glass door with a "wow". He Xu clenched the handrail, and the familiar loud noise came again. !

They were simply desperate hits, blood was seen on the head within a few strokes, but the glass door was also cracked.

He Xu's shot was like lightning, and he pinched Modin's neck. Modin didn't hesitate this time. Before He Xu opened his mouth, he made a clean move: "I didn't call you here! I didn't know you were going to How do I call someone?! It's the 'God Slayer', who hunted and killed us! They were the ones who attacked you back then!"

He Xu didn't say a word, but the strength in his hand suddenly increased.

Modin's face was flushed red, he felt that he was having difficulty breathing, and he was begging his grandpa to tell his grandma, shouting indiscriminately, he didn't know what he was shouting, but he felt his neck loosen suddenly, he bent down and coughed loudly, He Xu Pulling his shoulder: "Let me just believe you, let's go!"

Modin coughed until tears came out: "Where are you going?"

He Xu didn't speak, but Modin understood after seeing the scene in front of him: "You want to take me to jump off a building? I won't!"

He Xu glared at him: "On the second floor, no one can fall to death."

"But there are dogs down there too! Don't you see! They're all waiting for us with their necks stretched out! We'll be torn to pieces as soon as we jump down!"

"You'll be fine if you don't jump."

I don't know if He Xu should be called Crow's Mouth, but the second he finished speaking, he heard the glass door fall to the ground, and those hungry vicious dogs swarmed in, heading straight for the stairs.

"That's too late!"

He Xu opened the window to the maximum, holding the vinegar and spicy pottery pot on the dining table with both hands, and suddenly let go of his hands, and when they fell on the ground, the two silly dogs gave their heads a blow.

"Ball essence!"

The briquettes imitated the example, all the pots on the table floated up in an instant, and fell to the ground suddenly, He Xu took advantage of the pain of the stray dogs, grabbed Modin by the collar and jumped off.

It was an open space, and there was a small pickup parked by Modin five meters away. He Xu's goal was very clear: get in the car, step on the gas pedal, and slip away.

However, his teammates didn't live up to it, and they wailed as soon as they fell to the ground, as if they had sprained their feet.

"Why didn't he sprain his neck?!"

He Xu thought bitterly, while thinking, he kept moving his hands, because the stray dogs who recovered their senses rushed towards him again.

He slapped Modin against the wall, then picked up the trash can with one hand, and kicked it with his right foot, the trash can opened its mouth in pain, and the garbage in its stomach scattered like a goddess.

"Fortunately, I don't know which house's decoration garbage, not swill leftovers." He Xu thought bitterly.

The mud and sand caught the eyes of the vicious dogs, and after a pause, He Xu was like a tiger crouching in the grass waiting for an opportunity, suddenly showing his claws: he held the spring/knife and gently sent it forward, a black dog There was a blood hole in his throat.

Modin was stunned by the precision and ferocity of this blow, and thought: "He said he wanted to kill me before, he was not joking."

He Xu didn't have time to ponder the rich and sensitive heart on this face, he threw the corpse, grabbed Modin by the collar and dragged him towards him: "That's your car, I'll take you there, let's take a ride car go."

Although it is only more than five meters long, there are too many stray dogs besieging them, not all of them are tall, and many of them are so hungry that their chests stick to their backs, but the more hungry they are, the more desperate they are. A stray dog ​​was found on the second floor and jumped out of the window!

He Xu waved his hand, and the sharp spring/knife met his yellow teeth.

The dog's eyeballs were red, as if it was sick. He Xu smiled at it, and it opened its mouth wide in a very inhuman way, as if it wanted to swallow the whole thing with a knife and an arm. Of course, it failed.

The blade cut into its tongue like cutting tofu.

The sick dog screamed in pain, but He Xu didn't show mercy at all. He snapped his wrist decisively, and the spring/knife turned twice in its throat, and blood gushed out like a fountain.

And He Xu withdrew his hand at a dizzying speed, grabbed Modin's shoulder and moved two steps towards the car.

Modine is really tired.

During the intervals between fighting the stray dogs, He Xu kept suppressing the urge to throw him into the pack of dogs.

He hates the oil bottle, especially the oil bottle who is taller than him but can't do anything, it's a shame that he grows so tall - he should just grow smaller and shrunk down like a briquette The ball got into the pocket, but that's all.

After finally reaching the side of the car, Modin was so excited that he burst into tears, and tremblingly took out the keys. The stray dogs seemed to know that they were going to escape, and the attack suddenly became fierce. He Xu couldn't stand it. Although he avoided the fangs, he There were still several claw marks.

There will naturally be negligence in this dodge. Modin saw a big khaki dog rushing towards him with its head covered and its face covered. Its stinking saliva was hanging on its teeth. It was extremely fierce. With a shake of his hand, he dropped the key on the ground. .

"Ball essence!"

He Xu yelled almost in the next second.

However, after all, it was near the water and the platform first, and the vicious dog that was about to bite suddenly changed its offensive, lowered its head and took the key, and the coal ball spirit cried out in a crying voice: "No! It's too strong, I can't pull it out !"

He Xu frowned and gave a "tsk" sound, kicking a wolf dog that rushed up, the spring/knife in his hand slid up the stray dog's neck along the back, and then suddenly slashed down, cutting off its neck Cervical spine!

Blood exploded like fireworks, and He Xu didn't dodge. The knife stuck to its cheek and directly plunged into its mouth. After stirring and prying, a bunch of keys hung on the tip of the knife.

He Xu was about to throw the key to Modin, when he suddenly felt a chill behind him, he subconsciously shortened his body but it was too late - there was a vicious dog with a pitch-black body and red eyes, a paw had already rested on his shoulder, and its fangs were away from him. He was only two punches away from the neck!

But he didn't experience the feeling of a blood vessel being bitten.

Miraculously, an invisible barrier suddenly rose between his neck and the dog's teeth. The dog hit the barrier with the first blow, and the second hit broke through the barrier and went straight to He Xu's neck. This momentary respite caused the situation to undergo an earth-shaking change——

The spring/knife pierced the black dog's jaw fiercely. At the same time, He Xu slammed his waist down and swung it vigorously, causing it to swing in an arc in the air, and fell straight to another stray dog ​​who was about to attack.

He narrowly escaped death, but there was no joy on his face, instead his brows were frowning.

He Xu smelled a faint aroma mixed with the smell of blood: the aroma of noodles.

Or to be precise, it is the aroma of fried eel noodles with shrimp.

And the source of that smell - He Xu twisted the transparent fragments that fell on his shoulders, seemed to come from that invisible barrier.