Free Ren Yigu

179.

I told my friend that I had a good relationship and was thinking about breaking up.

My friend returned a string of ellipses to me.

I guess he wanted to ask me if I was crazy, but when he thought I was really crazy, he didn't know what to say.

After a while, he said: Don't do it first, just tell me what's going on, okay?

I said: There is an object, and then I found out that he and I did not know why we had an object.

My friend didn't speak for a long time again, probably he is trying to understand my world.

Then he said incomprehensibly: How do you want to get married?How do you think it makes sense to engage in objects?

I don't know either, I can't give birth to cubs, obviously Xue Yaozu can't give birth either, and I'm just satisfying the instinct of human courtship when I'm with him.

My friend asked: So what else do you want to do?

I just don't know!I don't know what I want to do, what I can do, what I want to do, where I come from, where I live, why I die and why!

180.

My friend changed the subject: did you actually go to the doctor?I have already said that seeing a doctor is not reliable.

I said: Not yet, still making an appointment.

He said: Didn't you say you made an appointment early?

I said: I canceled on impulse.

He sighed: Tell me how many times you have been impulsive?

It is true that I have been impulsive many times, but I can't control myself.

In fact, it is very good to have this problem. I can find an excuse for myself in everything. It is all the fault of the disease. I am not at fault, I am the victim.

However, it's not the same, only I can shirk responsibility like this, others will only think I'm crazy.

181.

The friend said: Who is it?Do I know you?

I said: Let's talk about it later, we are all breaking up.

He said: Are you really going to break up for that inexplicable reason?

What about otherwise?I can't feel it at all!

My friend is about to collapse: what do you want to feel, grandpa!

I don't know either, who knows.

I asked him what it was like when he was dating before, and he was not happy, and asked if I was satirizing his single mother and child.

I really didn't mean to.

I asked him if he had ever liked someone, and he said yes.Then he sent me a picture of the anime character.

I said that I am not discriminating against anime characters, but at least don't send me a picture of a panda character, this is really not human, I am just mentally ill but not demented.

He asked me if I looked down on pandas, and I said no, I just looked down on him.He asked me if pandas are not cute. I said cute is cute, but I can't accept such a shocking relationship. At home, he will be beaten to death by my brother to fill the well. If he is outside, he may be detained or even shot.

Then he searched for a long time, and reluctantly sent a picture of an anime character.

I asked him if there were any living people who knew him, and don't invent star photos for me.

He said, hahaha, are you kidding me? I want to have a living person I like, am I still single?

I calmly say you wake up, there is no necessary causal relationship between the two.

182.

After searching for a long time, he recalled his middle school deskmate.

I also know the same table, Banhua.

I asked him if he had any thoughts about his crush on Banhua at the time, and he said that if he had any thoughts, it was just vanity. People are beautiful and have good grades.

No wonder he's still single.

I don't want to talk to him anymore.

I think he really can only find a partner through blind dates, and he has to be lucky to meet someone who is willing to dedicate his life to charity.

He doesn't want to talk to me anymore.

183.

We each calmed down for a while, and he said: No kidding, seriously, think about it yourself, although I don't know what kind of sex you want, but you should clearly distinguish between reality and movies.

Are you stupid to tell me, a male lead or a big male lead in a tanmei novel, to be more realistic?

He asked: ah?

I said nothing, just now my head suddenly received radio waves from the universe.

He said earnestly: You should exercise more.

I said I've been doing a lot of exercise lately.

He didn't believe it.

Then I can't help it, believe it or not.

184.

Xue Yaozu didn't come back very late, and sent me a message saying that he would not come back because of something.

I said oh.

Really boring.

My muscles started to itch again, itching for most of the night, I couldn't help sending him a message: Don't you think we're progressing too fast?

Then I quickly withdraw.

He returned a string of ellipses.

He didn't sleep most of the night and he was still playing on his mobile phone.

I squeezed my phone nervously.

He replied after a while: It may indeed be a little faster for you.

I asked: what do you mean?

He said: For me, it was a long-cherished wish fulfilled.

I:……

185.

Knock on the blackboard, do you know why this stammer can have one boyfriend and two boyfriends?

The main thing is to show the blackboard to my friend and my brother.

186.

Xue Yaozu asked me: Why did I suddenly think of this?

I said: I don't know, I just feel weird.

He asked: What's weird?

I can't say it, I feel very boring, and I have a relationship with him out of nowhere, as if I am casual with him.

He said: It's not casual, we went to worship Buddha.

I asked: so what?

He said: So when I prayed to Buddha, I made a wish to let you like me, and it came true.

The question is here, why do I like him inexplicably?

It felt like a gay guy appeared next to me when I was lonely and cold, so I just flirted with gay guys casually.In other words, if my friend is crooked, should I have sex with my friend first?

Xue Yaozu: ...

He didn't speak for a long time and probably didn't know what to say.

I was suddenly very lonely and cold.

My brother and my sister have their own little world, and everyone else has their own too, but I don't.

Xue Yaozu said: If you have it, it is me.

That doesn't comfort me, because I know full well that I don't.

187.

Damn, when will it be my turn?