meow fairy

So on the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, the three members of Chi's family were all staring at the scratch on Ji Shien's face—especially Uncle Chi, who knew the truth, couldn't laugh or cry. Even if he was still able to stay calm, what kind of quarrel did he have with his friends last night, and he actually... really scratched someone with his claws?

Chi Shuxuan looked around Ji Shien, amazed and a little gloating, saying that he never expected such a small cat to be so lethal... But fortunately, the little cat is very I like myself, I teased it a lot yesterday, it was not angry at all.

Regarding this, Ji Shien almost couldn't hold back his "hehehe" - the master doesn't like him, it's just that the master is unwilling to "bully the small" because of his cousin's affection.

"Xiao Ji, why don't you go to the hospital?" Aunt Chi couldn't help asking with concern.

Ji Shien shook his head quickly: "It's okay, I've been vaccinated beforehand." Although, he was the one who went to the pet hospital to get vaccinated and got the needle, but it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

——Speaking of this small scratch, he can recover in minutes... It's just that the master wants him to remember this lesson and asks him not to disappear immediately.But according to him, what kind of lesson is this? If every time he kissed, he would only be scratched, then he... probably could kiss the cat hair off the owner every day.

At this time, Chi Moran has already begun to regret the request he made suddenly yesterday. Is this punishing Ji Shien or punishing himself... Now he feels ashamed to face others, especially not at all. Meet uncle's eyes.His image in his uncle's eyes is completely gone now.

Well, he must have been brought down by Ji Shien's IQ—so comforting himself, Chi Moran lay in Ji Shien's arms all day and pretended not to die, silently shrunk himself into a Ball, as if he can ignore the stupidity he has committed in this way, and what is left to the outside world is just a lonely chubby back.

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It was not until the morning of the second day that Chi Moran and Ji Shien finally returned to their home.

And the first time after returning home, Chi Moran was not in a hurry to ask Ji Shien to exchange his promise to teach him how to cultivate, but jumped to the computer impatiently.

There is no way, after becoming a cat, his coding efficiency has been greatly reduced. The tired cat has lost weight and has not saved a few chapters to save manuscripts. Now he has contributed all of them. If he does not code, he will stop updating again.When Ji Shien and Chi Shuxuan were chatting before, Chi Moran often heard that kid complaining that he was stingy, saying that he didn't make any changes after the Chinese New Year, which made Chi Moran so angry.He also wants to change ten times a day, as long as he can add a few more tails, such as changing his appearance into a nine-tailed cat or something, then maybe it will be even more promising.

——Speaking of which, he is really boring as a meow fairy. Chi Moran once carefully observed himself in the mirror, and he is no different from other cats. There is neither an extra tail nor an extra eye. In short, it is not enough to go out, unlike the protagonists in his novels, they are not mortals/mortal monsters at first glance.

And with Chi Shuxuan's performance ahead of him, if he stops updating again... In short, out of a very subtle psychology, Chi Moran doesn't want to see his stupid cousin's update reminder appear in his own post, so he It's just a matter of working hard.

But this time, just when Chi Moran was crying and preparing to play the code words again, Ji Shien volunteered, "Why don't I help you."

"Well, how can I help?" Chi Moran was a little puzzled.

Ji Shien was clearly prepared for this, and it wasn't on a whim: "You said I'd call? This will save you the time to stop and revise the speech recognition error."

Chi Moran tilted his head and looked at Ji Shien suspiciously: "Then, you...can type?"

Ji Shien shook his head honestly: "I'm not very good at it, but I can learn it. I watched you type every day when I was transformed into my original form, so I probably learned a little bit." After all, he is a demon cultivator in the new century. He still knows a thing or two, but he doesn't get in touch with him very often. He's not as proficient as those two guys, Bai Shanqing and Xia Heng. Ability to learn is still possible.

— Not to mention training himself to be proficient in typing, he actually has his own selfishness.

Chi Moran was skeptical, but still took the initiative to give up the seat in front of the computer, and squatted aside to try to guide Ji Shien to type.

Not to mention, the dog monster really didn't talk big. At first he did type slowly and often made mistakes. It was heart-wrenching to watch, but after just half an hour, Ji Shien, who had figured out the rules, could already use his ten fingers on the keyboard. Fly away, Chi Moran's speaking speed can't keep up with his typing frequency in many cases.

Curious for a while, Chi Moran simply picked out a book from the bookshelf and read it, saving himself the time to think about the plot and wording, and let Ji Shien let go of the book, and was surprised to find that no matter how fast he read, Ji Shien can actually keep up, and Chi Moran's eyes are so envious... Such a Ji Shien can easily reach tens of thousands of speeds per hour, and he still has spare energy.Not to mention his current cat paws, even when he was still in human form, his hand speed was far behind.

"Your hands are so fast, it's a pity that you don't write essays... Are all monks so powerful?" Chi Moran imagined the scene where a group of monks flocked to write essays, as if seeing a group of walking figures The codeword machine couldn't help shivering silently. When the time comes, those top hand speed experts will not be able to spell 20 or [-] characters a day, right?The entire online literature world will probably feel the fear brought about by monks. They are not afraid that monks will read novels, but they will be afraid that monks will be able to code.Can every monk author be worth ten?

——But think about it, if the novel I am chasing can be updated by [-] a day, I can’t even read it. This should be a kind of happy trouble for readers, right?

#今天a大神 and b大神both updated [-] words at the same time##But my rest time is only enough to see how one person’s update breaks##Who is better to choose#

#No matter who you choose, another big update pile will be even more unreadable tomorrow##It’s really hard to die for a patient with entanglement#

#... Whoops, the master c next door added 13 today!This number is just right ## It's up to you, Pikachu! #

Thinking about it, Chi Moran couldn't help shivering silently... Assuming that was the case, then ordinary humans like him, whose speed is less than [-] per hour, would probably rush to the street to the point where they even used a keyboard.

"After all, as monks, our physical fitness is much better than that of ordinary people...and I often refine weapons, so my hands are probably more flexible." Ji Shien resolutely comforted Chi Moran that not every monk can do this , but smiled and said nothing about that pity.

"That means, when I recover my memory and cultivation, can my hand speed improve a lot?" Chi Moran's eyes lit up immediately.

"Of course." Ji Shien smiled, "In fact, as a monk, there are still many conveniences that can be applied to this aspect. For example, you can take a constricting pill before coding to keep your mind clear and not be caught. Distracted by external objects, it may not be able to reach the level of literary thinking, but it should still be of some help. Secondly, if the opponent is not satisfied with the speed, you can also use a light body tactic specifically for the hands before the code word, which will also be faster than before. It's much lighter..." Just thinking about it for a while, Ji Shien came up with a lot of little "crazy ways" that could be used.

Chi Moran suddenly fell into his own beautiful fantasy and couldn't extricate himself from it. He didn't ask for [-] a day, but if he could make [-] a day, he could beat those gay friends in the group invincible... No, his vision is enlarged One point, it should be that at some point no one can match him in terms of update volume.

A writer who doesn't want to be a codeword machine is definitely not a good writer.

Chi Moran stretched out his paw to touch the keyboard longingly, as if he had seen his lonely future, and then... after Meow pressed his paw on the keyboard, the garbled characters typed on the screen immediately woke him up mercilessly, he was still the same one Cat, no change.

Disillusioned, Chi Moran withdrew his paws in annoyance and covered his eyes helplessly, and then was gently smoothed by Ji Shien.

"It's okay, I'm here, I'll help you fight." Visually, this speed is not too slow, probably not enough to hit everyone, but it should be enough to add more.

After thinking about it, Ji Shien adjusted his posture, hugged Naimiao on his shoulders, and let him talk in his ear, which was comfortable and convenient.Chi Moran acquiesced, flicked his tail and felt that there was no place to put it, so he simply put it on Ji Shien's neck.Chi Moran didn't think there was anything wrong with this move, so he kept his posture lazily and didn't move. Only Ji Shien couldn't help but secretly laugh when facing the appearance of himself and his master shown on the screen... Looking at it this way , the owner's tail is wrapped around his neck, like a small scarf, just looking at it, it is very warm.

——Miaoxian scarf, this kind of treatment, only you can have it in the whole world.

Ji Shien moved his neck subconsciously, feeling that the soft cat fur was not too comfortable to rub against.

Tsk tsk, thinking about it while rippling, Wang's heart was in a mess. Ji Shien made several typos in a row before finally returning to normal.