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Once, facing the temptation of Miaoxian, he might still choose to take advantage of the bastard—(:з"∠)——

#On an idiot=/=The sorrow of the Han dog monster#

Unable to find a breakthrough from Chi Moran, Ji Shien turned to attack two friends.However, in terms of speaking skills, Bai Shanqing's stanzas surpassed 90.00% of nine monks in the comprehension world, Jiutiaojie, and he could turn the topic in other directions without knowing it, which made Ji Shien extremely frustrated.

He finally put his hope on Xia Hengyan.

——Look, this is a miserable person like him who often feels that his IQ is worrying in front of his partner. Cough, I hope he can still maintain his simple IQ as before.

Ji Shien's prayers were not in vain. Relying on his poor cliché skills and spirit of perseverance, he actually choked Xia Hengyan to the point where he had nothing to say, and finally had no choice but to give up on himself and tell the truth.

"Uh, what are we busy with recently? Of course, we are busy with the preparations for the membership ceremony."

"No, no, it's not me and Shanqing, we are old husbands... It's you and Senior Chi."

"Are you surprised, are you surprised?"

"It's like this, I heard from Shanqing that you signed the master-slave contract with senior on your own initiative when senior was unconscious... Mmmm, I know you are doing it for the good of senior, but the master-slave contract is still It's weird, anyway, I can't imagine how I would feel if I made such a contract with Shanqing. Senior likes you, and I definitely don't want to... Senior Chi said that the fundamental way to cancel the master-slave contract is you The two became Taoist couples and made vows of Taoist couples."

"Hey, I know that the two of you have already recognized each other as a Taoist couple, but it's not that easy...it seems quite complicated, and I don't understand it very well. In short, if you want to be successful, it's not just that two people simply decide to become a Taoist couple. To be able to succeed, it is necessary to hold a solemn union ceremony to announce it to the world, and the oath-taking process can only be completed under the witness of relatives, friends and rules, which feels particularly high-end."

"Actually, you should know more about this than I do. The Affiliation Ceremony is something that the great powers of your generation like to hold. Although there is a retro style in the cultivation world now, they are all simplified versions. =/=Politics＝ It won’t be too much trouble to get a certificate, and it’s a different thing from yours... Like you, if the monks who hold the grand ceremony are not good enough, they can’t touch the law, and they can’t be held at all.”

……

There is no need to hold back your mood and continue to talk, Ji Shien has already figured out what's going on.This kind of membership ceremony, which proclaims the laws of heaven and earth, forms an unbreakable relationship between Taoists and couples, and leaves intertwined imprints in the depths of each other's souls. It is something deeper than the master-slave contract, and it can naturally cover the previous contract.

Ji Shien was surprised and delighted, isn't this what he has been dreaming of since a long time ago?

Unexpectedly, this time, Ah Ran proposed it first.

With a bang, Ji Shien couldn't control himself and returned to his original shape. He was jumping up and down in joy at home. Although he tried his best to lower his voice, he still couldn't stop wailing, just like an ecstatic second dancer. Dog husky.

So when Chi Moran pushed open the door, what he saw was a scene like a gust of wind at home...Of course, there was also a big dog in an enchanting dancing pose...

Chi Moran's expression was about to crack in an instant.

He... this is indeed a demon dog, not an ordinary dog, right?

But then again, ordinary Wang Li, even the huskies who claim to demolish =/= relocate =/= brigade, don't have such destructive power... So, this is still an extraordinary... stupid Wang.

Ji Shien also realized his inappropriate behavior, changed back into a human form in a panic, cast spells by the way, and changed the house back to its original state in minutes, then sat on the sofa, raised his head and showed Chi Moran a smirk.

Chi Moran: "..." It's too late, I will never forget that scene just now.

But forget it, there is always room for the dog monster to release his nature, he... just pretend he didn't see anything.

Chi Moran regained his composure, stepped into the room, and was greeted with a warm hug from the dog demon.

"I know it all."

Chi Moran raised his eyebrows: "Well, what do you know?"

"Combination Ceremony!" Ji Shien couldn't control the corners of his mouth.

Chi Moran blinked and smiled, but he wasn't very surprised... How should I put it, ever since Xia Hengyan also participated in this matter, he never thought that he could keep the dog demon from hiding it. It depends on when he finds out.

It can be said that this is an easter egg that falls from time to time.

"Are you happy?" Chi Moran reached out to rub the dog demon's hair.

"I'm so happy, this surprise... really exceeded all my expectations!" Ji Shi'en looked very happy.

How should I put it, although Ji Shien had great expectations for the surprise that A Ran said before, on the other hand, he also had doubts about ending the master-slave contract.In fact, he really has a secret joy from the bottom of his heart, to be satisfied with this binding relationship... This makes him always greedily think that it would be great if he could have surprises without rescinding the contract.

And now he doesn't have to worry about it anymore.Compared with the Taoist couple's heart oath contract, the master-slave contract is no longer important.

Ji Shien felt that he was full of endless excitement now, he insisted on taking away all the matters of purchasing the joint registration ceremony from Chi Moran, and even contacted Bai Shanqing and Xia Hengyan He also took over all the affairs, and yelled "Aran, let me do it!" Running around every day, he never got tired of it.

All in order to be able to obtain the status of a Taoist partner with A Ran uprightly in the law, and they will never be separated from now on!

Chi Moran: "..." He silently watched the dog monster who couldn't stop being excited and ecstatic like a rabies, and was a little suspicious of this surprise... Could it be that he was the one who surprised him?

Chi Moran, who was skeptical about life, finally managed to snatch the job of writing invitations from the dog demon.

And the reason why he was able to snatch it was for no other reason, it was that his handwriting was better than that of the dog monster... everything else was taken care of by the dog monster.

It is equivalent to saying that now Chi Moran only needs to wait for the bridegroom to be as beautiful as a flower... Cough, just wait for the ceremony to be held.

When Chi Moran was holding the pen in his hand, he couldn't help but think about it... Well, in a sense, there's nothing wrong with waiting to be the groom.

……

After a lot of busy work, in the end Chi Moran and Ji Shien's joint registration ceremony was...not at all what they imagined.

Originally, according to Chi Moran and Ji Shien's thoughts, apart from their relatives and friends, they only planned to invite the group of monks who gathered at the Qingyan headquarters to be guests... some of them let them go The consciousness of the blade world is a shared adversity. Although the other group of people did not go to the place where the formation is located, they have also been enlightened by Chi Moran. The person who has the deepest bond with Chi Moran and Ji Shien in the world.

——Of course, there is also Ye Shuyin, who is not high in cultivation, but has a lot of contact with them. Think about the opportunity Chi Moran turned into a cat in the first place, and then think about the half-finished transformation pill of this guy back then, and All the following... For this fate, Chi Moran and Ji Shien are also planning to invite him to watch the ceremony.

Although the number is small, the quality is sufficient, covering all the existing "ancestors" in the cultivation world. They are not shabby in any way, but they are in line with their low-key ideas and solemn enough.

But this group of guests didn't think so.

One by one, after receiving the invitation, they eagerly came over to inquire, and even brought their own family members, asking if they could let their apprentices and grandchildren run errands and contribute a little... Hey, you are welcome, the two seniors have saved the entire cultivation world. For this kindness to all the monks, it is their honor to let their young people run around and refresh their muscles and bones!If they have the opportunity to participate, they will definitely sign up voluntarily.

The most important thing is, how could the joint registration ceremony of the two powerful people be completed so quietly and quietly?This is the facade of their cultivation world!Don't mortals still pay attention to the wedding of the century? When the cultivation world and the mortal world are completely merged in the future, they also want to dig out this registration ceremony and shake the mortals' faces!It also shows that when communicating with mortals over the years, they are always said to be bumpkins.

Especially after the disappearance of the world consciousness, the aura is sufficient to a level that they dare not imagine before. In just ten years, a bunch of comprehension forces have used various methods to earn back double the wealth they lost before. The spirit stones in his hands are eager to try, impatient, and can't help but want to do something.

One or two guys are easy to deal with, but when a group of people are chattering like sparrows, giving advice carefully, without the restraint of being an "ancestor", this scene is very troublesome.

"Seniors, leave the layout of the ceremony to me. Our Wang family is very good at this!"

"Go, go, what are you good at? You mean to show mortals Fengshui and find homesteads! You have been doing this for ten years."

"So what, if we can make a name for ourselves, it means that we are still good! Let me tell you, senior, we have also grasped the aesthetics of mortals now, and we are sure to be able to decorate the venue in a fairy-like, solemn and harmonious way!"

"Those two seniors, please leave the spiritual food for the ceremony to our Zhao family, and definitely use the best ingredients to make the best taste."

"Aren't you right? As for spiritual food, our xx building has been run by monks from generation to generation. Isn't it better than a small family workshop like yours?"

"You're not right. Yes, yes, you are a master at making spirit beast meat, but our Zhao family also uses a secret family recipe to deal with Lingzhi, an old recipe that has been passed down for thousands of years! We also have a specially opened Lingzhi Garden , Irrigate with the aura of heaven and earth every day, this is the foundation of a family of cultivation!"

"Okay, you are an edible spiritual plant. Speaking of ornamental spiritual plants, it is better for us. Senior, please entrust us with the decorative spiritual plants that will be used in the ceremony. It must be perfect."

……

Chi Moran was annoyed by the quarrel, so he just admit defeat, please do it, you can redistribute the various affairs, we will only be the hands-off shopkeeper.

Ji Shien was dumbfounded, feeling that he had gotten something extraordinary, the trick to make Ah Ran admit defeat.

Then?Then basically the entire cultivation world was mobilized.

Not to mention low-key, this ceremony can be said to be a grand event in the entire cultivation world.

The final location of the ceremony was the place where the formation was originally drawn—of course, it was specially rearranged, and Chi Moran and Ji Shien personally applied the spell of expanding the space.The center of the ceremony corresponds to where the formation used to be... not to commemorate the success of breaking up the world consciousness, but to commemorate Xuanfeng.

Except for the monks who received the invitation letter, other monks, as long as they don't mind having no seats and need to stand on the surrounding mountains, they can also come to watch the ceremony.

In fact, no one really minded, and those who could come came happily.

Looking from a high place, you can see this dense scene... Basically, it is the first time in this life that everyone has seen so many monks gathered together, and they even have doubts... It turns out that there are so many monks in the cultivation world ?

——Except for Chi Moran and Ji Shien, the two parties involved in the ceremony had lived a long life and had a lot of experience, so they were very calm.

As for Bai Shanqing and Xia Hengyan, seeing the scene where they also contributed, somehow, they thought of the time when Ji Shien secretly revealed the idea of ​​holding a joint registration ceremony for the first time a long time ago. , Their slightly teasing complaints couldn't help but feel complicated.

Look at this ostentation, what can the heir to the head of a great sect do? This is obviously a unique and unrepeatable grand scene with the efforts of all the great sects.

But at that time, they didn't expect Ji Shien and Chi Moran to be so secretive, right?

……

On the most central seats, there are a few people whose painting style is quite out of tune——Yu Lianchen and Chi's family of three.

Although they received the invitation three months in advance, and were comforted by Chi Moran and explained in detail, giving them enough time to react, imagination and personal experience are still different after all. Surrounded by monks everywhere, despite They looked normal on the surface, but they were still in a trance inside.

God, seems to have strayed into some strange world, Alexander.

In fact, afraid that they would not be able to accept it, Chi Moran gently persuaded them not to come, and a few of them could make up a small ceremony in private.But no one wants to.For Lianchen, this was the day when his only best friend got married, how could he not be there?For the three members of the Chi family, they also sincerely regard Chi Moran as the Chi family member, even after their identities are revealed, how can the family members not be by their side on such a big day?

But sure enough... still nervous.

But it's not just them who are nervous.The monks sitting on the side knew that these ordinary people were relatives and friends whom the two seniors Chi and Ji sincerely recognized, and they were also racking their brains to talk to them, and they must make them feel warm and relaxed, not neglected and neglected.

——So, the monks who sit with them are all carefully selected. The selection criteria are first of all that they should be dignified and generous in appearance, and they can't be grotesque or arbitrary.Secondly, you must be eloquent and have outstanding communication skills, so that you can save a deadly cold situation in an instant.In the end, it is best to have the experience of walking in the mortal world, and those who have the tenth level of communication ability with mortals are extra points.

After all, Yu Lianchen was also an author who was used to writing about ghosts and strange tales. After trembling for a while, his curiosity overwhelmed his nervousness, and he chatted with the monk beside him smoothly.

Chi's uncle and aunt are also easier to deal with. It's okay if they don't know anything about cultivation. The monks who talk to them firmly adhere to a principle, that is, to flatter Senior Chi in any way they can.As a psychological elder, yes, even though Chi Moran's actual age is frighteningly old, in the eyes of the Chi family and his wife, he is still his nephew, his junior.And as elders, who doesn't like to hear others praise their juniors, especially when the people chatting with each other are very sincere and not perfunctory at all. Soon they relax their guard and stop being tense.

Only the trembling Chi Shuxuan made the monks beside him feel that they couldn't find a breakthrough point.After thinking about it, he decided to start with the fact that Chi Shuxuan was a young man, and have a lively discussion on the topic of comparing the entertainment methods that young people like in the mortal world and the cultivation world.

Then they really found something in common - reading novels.

When talking about this new form of entertainment for the monks, the person involved in this ceremony is also Chi Shuxuan's dear cousin, Senior Chi Moranchi.The monk's eyes lit up, and he felt that he had finally found an entry point that could make everyone warm up.

Xuanzhou on paper!

Chi Shuxuan was frightened: "What, my cousin is the paper Xuanzhou used to cheat the corpse?"

"Yeah, don't you know?" It wasn't the cultivator beside Chi Shuxuan who answered, but Yu Lianchen who heard Chi Shuxuan raised his voice because of surprise, and his expression was as it should be. confirm the truth of this sentence.

Then the cultivator beside Chi Shuxuan decisively made up his sword again, and gave him a popular science on the popularity of Xuanzhou on paper in the cultivation world, which is much more powerful than in the mortal world.

Not only that, but when it comes to rising, the other party also bought one and got one free, popularizing Chi Shuxuan's Ji Shien, who is about to become his cousin, that idiot=/=Han to the famous pseudonym in the world of comprehension.

Chi Shuxuan doesn't watch women's videos, but by chance, he has seen this pseudonym in posts like "A certain point and a certain Jin's strange essays are shared", so it is very familiar - under normal circumstances, "Xuan on paper" Zhou" and "Wang who raises a cat" can both win the first place in the male-female-frequent wonder list.

... By the way, the words that are always mentioned side by side, why do they suddenly feel like a show of affection in a certain sense?

Hey, Chi Shuxuan walked around the group of monks around him in a trance, and suddenly felt that it was no big deal, every little thing, the toughness of his little heart had been greatly increased.

——It can be said that with all precautions, Chi Moran still ignored the fact that his little vest was well known in the cultivation world, and was sold without paying attention.

Chi Shuxuan made up his mind that he will not pursue other cultivation novels except those written by his cousin. This one source of supply is enough. This is the guy who writes novels in the realm of cultivation, ah, by the way, sister-in-law His novels are also fine... No, forget it, he is a straightforward person, very straightforward, um.

Standing in the center of the venue, Ji Shien suddenly felt his nose itchy, he suppressed his untimely sneeze, and continued to look at Chi Moran affectionately.

After today, they are the true Taoist couples recognized by the law of the Tao, and they have been inseparable since then, walking the long road together hand in hand.

Ji Shi'en couldn't help holding Chi Moran's hand and holding it tightly.Chi Moran noticed his emotional fluctuations, raised his eyebrows slightly, and gently held Ji Shien's hand back, silently smoothing the ripples in the dog monster's heart.

Don't worry, this time, I won't let you go again.

--forever.

The author has something to say: Hey, if you are a fan of the style of painting, just be a fan, as long as you write it smoothly, you can do it [-] [Hey, hey, hey!

In any case, the main text ended successfully √, and the flag for the end of the fifth chapter did not fall [Mud!

Afterwards, there will be a special episode of Miaoxian and Naiwang that was agreed before, although I don’t know if there are any little angels waiting for this episode [Guilt smile

PS: Happy New Year's Day, little angels!