God always wants to bend me

In the end, Jiang Lao Er relied on his three-inch tongue to hook Boss Song into their gang.

After pulling him into the gang, Jiang Chen yelled "Welcome the New Year" on the gang channel, and then he got off the game and went to QQ to find the old man.

The old man and Jiang Chen met a year ago. At that time, the old man had just started playing games. He was still a rookie. With the idea of ​​finding a great master to reach the peak of the game and become the new great master, the old man rushed to the rankings. Master is selected on the list.

At that time, the number one expert they served happened to be Jiang Chen. The old man clicked on the information on Jiang Chen's homepage and read it again and again. The more he read, the more satisfied he was, and he was ready to worship Jiang Chen as his teacher.To be on the safe side, he secretly followed Jiang Chen in the game for a period of time. After seeing Jiang Chen's operation skills, the old man's admiration for Jiang Chen was like the water of the Yellow River coming from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning. !

One day, while Jiang Chen was brushing up dungeons to fight the boss, the old man came to him and said, "Great God, please accept me"!

Jiang Xiaochen was so frightened that his delicate body trembled, and he was stunned when he saw the player with the id on his head in front of him. When he reacted, he had already been killed by the boss...

Jiang Chen had no intention of accepting apprentices, so he rejected the old man very righteously.

The old man didn't say much, and left after Jiang Chen rejected him.

Jiang Chen thought that the old man had gone to find another great god to worship as a teacher, but he didn't expect that when he went to the game the next day and was having fun fighting the boss, the old man appeared again, with the same words: "Great god, please accept me "!"

Yep, Jiang Chen hiccupped under the boss's hands again...

From then on, whenever Jiang Chen went to the game to fight the boss, there would always be the figure of the old man by his side.And every time he was about to kill the boss, the old man would suddenly jump out and say something that made him laugh, and then the situation would be reversed, Jiang Chen was either killed by the boss or had a little blood left.

Jiang Chen was furious, but there was nothing he could do.

Every time he wanted to beat the old man to death with a hammer, but when he raised the hammer and just took action, the old man called him master in various ways...

Jiang Xiaochen couldn't do anything immediately.

In the end, the old man went through many hardships, and finally got his wish, worshiped Jiang Chen as his teacher, and even joined him.

Everyone thought that the old man was just a rowdy boy, but after a while, they found that the old man was really an old man over sixty years old...

Jiang Xiaochen, who knew the truth, burst into tears.

He didn't dare to let the old man call him master anymore.After persisting for a long time, the old man finally let go and called him "Chengzi", but the relationship between the two of them is still a master-student relationship.

The man with the horse: old man, old man, are you there? ? ?

Old man, I'm over sixty years old: Yes!Oranges oranges!Grandpa is here! (? ω?)

The man who tied the horse: cough cough...it's okay, God Zhaodi has joined our gang, and he won't bother you anymore, don't worry.

Old man, I am over sixty years old:! ! !orange!What did you use to get him to submit? ! !Don't tell grandpa you went to seduce him? ! !ヽ（＊｀Д′）ノ

There was a row of black lines on Jiang Chen's forehead.

The man with the horse: ...Old man, I am not a fluffy girl, but a straight man who is straighter than a steel bar and a pure man!How insane do you think God Emperor Zhao must be to have a crush on me! ! ! (T_T)

The old man is over sixty years old: Although you are not a girl, what if Emperor Zhao is a girl?

What if Emperor Zhao is a girl... Emperor Zhao is a girl... is a girl...

Jiang Chen repeated these words repeatedly in his mind, looked up at the ceiling at a 45° angle and thought for a long time, but he couldn't even imagine if it was God Zhaodi who was a girl...

The man who tied the horse: Old man, you may be poisonous. =_=

The old man is over sixty years old: Oh, Chengzi, there are so many monster accounts in the game these days, and they only lie to you, a simple-minded nerd with well-developed limbs, you really need to be more careful!

The man who tied the horse: ...Old man, let's rest, even if I believe that God Zhaodi is gay, I don't believe that he is a girl.

When Jiang Chen sent this message, the old man over there suddenly fell silent, and didn't reply to the message for a long time.

The man who set up the horse: Old man, old man, I am Xiao Chengzi, calling for old man!

After several minutes, the old man finally had the letter.

Old man, I'm over sixty years old: Hey... Orange, let's not talk about being gay, grandpa feels bitter (T_T)

Seeing this message from the old man, Jiang Chen's eyes lit up, and his mind automatically filled up the painful scene of a man and man lover who went through untold hardships, but finally did not get together because of worldly eyes and family's opposition.

Wow!This is big news!

The man who set the horse: Father, first of all, I will give you a comforting hug.Secondly, it's really a pity that you didn't get together.Finally, since so many years have passed, and you have changed from being young and frivolous to being over sixty years old, let go of what should be let go, the past will go with the wind, and you will never look back!

The old man is over sixty years old: ... Orange, you are very poisonous.

The man with the horse: ヽ(＊｀Д′)ノ! ! !

The old man is over sixty years old: Humph!I am just like you, old man!He is a straight man straighter than a steel bar!

The man with the horse: Could it be that your son came out of the closet?

Jiang Chen guessed.

The old man is over sixty years old: he dared to cheat and break his leg! !

The man with the horse: That's it? ? !

The old man is over sixty years old: ...is my unfilial grandson!

The man with the horse: Oh, it's the grandson, then break his leg.

Old man, I'm over sixty years old: Hmph, that brat came out two years ago, I gave him a cane angrily, and told him not to come home again!Fortunately, he really hasn't been back home once in the past two years, and he just makes a phone call during the holidays. It's really unfilial!

After the old man said this, Jiang Chen could see it, the old man was angry at his grandson for coming out of the closet, it was clearly because he hadn't seen his grandson for two years, so he was thinking about it.

Jiang Chen suddenly thought of his friend Su Yi and his man Xiao Qi who are homosexuals, and planned to be a young man who is intimate and enlighten the old man.

The man with the horse: Hey old man, don’t be angry, homosexuality is very common these days, a very good friend of mine is, and the boyfriend he found, tsk tsk tsk, can go out of the hall and into the kitchen Wen Neng Wu, the key is that the appearance is extremely high, and the two are very suitable for each other!

After Jiang Chen sent the message, he found two more photos from the album and sent them over.

In the photo are his friend Su Yi and his man Xiao Qi. Both of them have good looks and look very eye-catching, especially when they look at each other, it feels like there are pink bubbles all around.

The man with the horse: How about it, old man, do you think they are a good match (?￣?￣?)

The man with the horse: Think about it, if a man washes and cooks for your grandson, pampers him, loves him, wouldn’t it be great~(?￣?￣?)

After a while, the old man sent a message.

The old man is over [-] years old: "All the handsome people are going to have sex", this sentence is really correct, and the Internet language does not deceive me.But... my grandson is an attacker, destined to love others, not to be loved by others.