God always wants to bend me

Because of what the shopkeeper said, Jiang Chen really figured it out on his own, but what he thought of was the picture of Song Qizhao wearing a backless sweater...

Song Qizhao's sexy body is paired with a backless sweater, and he wears it backwards, revealing his beautiful and muscular abs, oh my god, that look, that picture, so handsome!

Jiang Chen couldn't help swallowing his saliva when he thought about it.

Miaomiao Fun Club: Kiss, kiss, kiss~ How are you thinking?Do you want to buy this? ?Really recommended by the store conscience (つд?)

The man with the horse: ...I wanted to place an order just now, but you kept stopping me and insisted on various introductions...

Meow Meow Fun Club: Hehehe (*/ω＼*) has been professionally tried by the store, so you don’t have to know it, you will know it once you use it!

Professional trial? ! !

Jiang Chen still doesn't know the gender of the store owner, but judging from the way of chatting, it is more inclined towards girls.

Before he could reply, the store sent another message.

Meow Meow Fun Club: Hey hey hey hey~ Let me tell you secretly, it feels super cool to be sucked in this dress!And the key is that you can go in directly without taking it off o(*////▽////*)q

"..." Jiang Chen is now extremely suspicious of the gender of the store owner, is there such an open girl? ! !

Big Big Orange: ...you are...

Meow Meow Fun Club: Kiss me, I am Chinese paper (*???*)?*

Big Big Orange: So why do you and your girlfriend often use this?Professional trial?

Meow Meow Fun Club: No, no, kiss, you misunderstood~ It’s me and my boyfriend, oh QAQ

"..." Jiang Chen was really a little surprised this time, even buying a sex suit on Taobao can meet gay guys?

Meow Meow Fun Club: So dear, you don’t have to worry about this not being easy to use. My husband and I have played with this dress in 180 new ways. It’s really good no matter how you do it.And that reverse wear is quite exciting~

Jiang Chen placed an order, and the color he chose was light purple, which suits his skin well.

He originally bought clothes and thought about quitting Taobao. After all, sneaking fish during working hours is always worried. It’s just that the weird shop owner is addicted to chatting with him, so he has to drag him and continue to talk, Jiang Chen didn’t The only way is to add QQ with him.

Meow Meow: Hey hey, hello cute~ Your QQ name gives me a stupid and cute feeling, it really is hahaha~(*/ω＼*)

The man with the horse: ...

Seeing the store's QQ profile picture, name and information, Jiang Chen once again had the idea that this person is a girl.

It has a pink cat-eared profile picture, a cute name, and the most important thing is that it shows a girl in the profile.

The man with the horse: Are you sure you are really a man? ! !

Meow Meow Meow: Sure.

The man with the horse: Then you...? ?

Meow Meow Meow: It is estimated that my husband fucked me too much, and my mentality and behavior have changed a little.

When Jiang Chen saw this, he became anxious instantly. Could it be that if he was fucked too much, he would slowly develop into a female? ! !

The man who tied the horse: You don't want to tell me that if you get fucked too much, your mentality will become feminine...

Meow Meow: No, you think too much, this is entirely my personal preference.

Jiang Chen felt relieved when he mentioned his throat.

Meow Meow: Can you tell me how you and your man met?I don't mean anything else, I'm just curious, because my husband and I met and got acquainted very strangely, so I wanted to ask others what they think.

After what he said, Jiang Chen became interested instead.

Briefly talk about the bloody coincidence that he and Song Qizhao met.

And the other party who listened to the story couldn't stop being amazed after hearing it.

Meow Meow Meow: Damn it!You are so two!

Meow Meow: There are too many coincidences between you and your man, right? ! !It feels like a pre-written script.

Meow Meow Meow: I suddenly feel that the relationship between you and your man is so sweet????

The man with the horse: What about you before?How did you get together?

Meow Meow Meow: Hey, when I mentioned the time I was with him back then, I was so annoyed!Back then, I was still a 24k pure straight man. The Taobao store had just opened and I was still in school. In order to reduce costs, I had to run errands to deliver orders from the same city.

Meow Meow: Just because I accidentally made a mistake in the delivery address, I delivered the sex toys ordered by others to his home. The key is that there were two friends at his home at the time. I tried my best to remind him not to open it in public, but he Do not listen...

Meow Meow: And... you can also think of it, the picture is so beautiful, I really can't describe it??????

Jiang Chen suppressed a smile, and replied to the message.

The man with the horse: what next? ????

Miao Miao Miao: Wow, you don’t know, his face was so black at the time, he almost gave me a slap in the face, but fortunately, I was about to take a walk.

The man with the horse: keep going.

Meow Meow: I thought it was okay after I ran away. Who knew that he was such a narrow-minded person. After changing his address, he ordered and bought something from my store. Then I didn’t know, so I went to deliver it to him. After that...??????

The more Jiang Chen looked at it, the more interesting it became, he stroked his chin and guessed.

The man who tied the horse: You were beaten up by him?

Meow Meow Meow: The laborer who stepped on the horse was raped by him??????

The man with the horse: ...

No matter how Jiang Chen guessed, he never guessed that it would be this kind of ending, and it would be too simple and rude to go directly to something...

Miao Miao Miao: The horse-riding master was still a cute girl who liked it at the time, but he was inserted suddenly, and I really wanted to die. π_π

Meow Meow Meow: At that time, I endured bitter tears and escaped from his claws, wanting to forget the grief and live a good life, but the horse-riding man just didn’t let me go, hey, in the end I fell into his hands...

……

The two of you said something to each other, and the conversation was quite harmonious. After talking about their respective twists and turns, there was a feeling of cherishing each other and hating seeing each other late.

After hearing the store owner's experience, Jiang Chen has been in a state of nervousness since he placed the order. His address is written as a company, and he is afraid that something will happen at that time.

The courier arrived in the afternoon of the next day, Jiang Chen was in the office, ready to run downstairs as soon as he received a call from the courier brother.

Unexpectedly, the courier brother suddenly said on the phone: "Someone signed for your things just now."

Jiang Chen was stunned for a moment, breaking out in a cold sweat, and asked in a trembling voice, "Who signed for it?"

"A handsome man with a slightly paralyzed facial expression, wearing a suit, probably the leader of your company."

Jiang Chen didn't answer, he already knew who it was.

Seeing that he didn't speak, the courier brother thought it was because he didn't understand clearly. After a few seconds, he said: "I just asked the security guard at your door, and he said that he is the big boss of your company and has a good relationship with you. Your It's just right to deliver it to him by courier."

Jiang Chen: ...