God always wants to bend me

Boss Song expressed a little worry when he heard that Jiang Chen was going to give him a winter sweater on Valentine's Day.

But he's also thinking about it, as long as it's something Jiang Chen sends, so what if it's a sweater in summer?

On Valentine's Day, Song Qizhao couldn't have prepared nothing like he said on the phone with the old man. On the contrary, he had prepared too much.

Pulling Jiang Chen out of the house early in the morning, playing around here and there, abused a lot of single dogs.

All the conditions Jiang Chen said had no reason to agree to, the happy Jiang Xiaochen almost wanted to hold Boss Song and cry.

The two returned home after eight o'clock in the evening. Jiang Chen was holding a large bouquet of flowers in his hand, and Song Qizhao was carrying several big bags in his hand, all of which were bought for Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen didn't forget the gift he prepared tonight, he found a vase and put the flowers in his hand, then turned his head and said to Song Qizhao who was standing aside: "It's a bit hot to walk, I'm going to take a bath first, after I finish washing, you can wash .”

"Huh?" Song Qizhao raised his eyebrows, made a doubtful sound, and then asked, "Shouldn't we wash it together?"

"..." Jiang Chen's cheeks turned red, he purposely showed a serious expression and looked at Boss Song and said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to get out after washing together."

Of course the real reason is not like this.

What Jiang Chen thought in his heart was: If he washes with Song Qizhao, then how can he wear that sweater as a surprise?

Jiang Chen watched Song Qizhao enter the bedroom, then quickly ran to his own bedroom to look through the sweater, then took the sweater and quickly went to the bathroom.

Song Qizhao was not idle when Jiang Chen was taking a shower.

He turned on Jiang Chen's computer and logged in the game, naturally he logged in with Jiang Chen's account.

Valentine's Day, the game is also very lively.

The most popular ones are those who show their love by sending gifts at the World Window. It’s better to show affection, but it’s worse to abuse dogs. Anyway, it’s completely money-burning behavior.

Song Qizhao logged in to Jiang Chen's account and took a look, specifically glanced at the world notification channel, and then went to his own gang channel.

The chat content in the gang is also all kinds of fancy dog ​​abuse. Those who have CP are happy, but those who don’t have CP can only eat dog food with tears.

As soon as he went there, he saw everyone chatting about Jiang Chen. As soon as Boss Song saw someone chatting about his wife, he couldn't help but join in and say a few words.

And if everyone knew that he was the one who went to Jiang Chen, it would be considered a handful of dog food, right?

"The World's No. [-] Invincible Gang"

[At noon]: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee~ thank you for the gift from my husband~ kiss and hug me~ (*/ω＼*)@沃精

[Hoe Wo]: Daughter-in-law, as long as you like it, I will give you a kiss, give you a hug and give you a hug (*/ω＼*)

[Despite Representative]: Hahaha, let me tell you a piece of good news. Today I confessed my love to the goddess I have been secretly in love with for a long time, and the goddess agreed!Really agree!I'm out of order wow wow wow! ! ! !

[Black-haired Sheriff] I also want to tell everyone a good news. Today, the man who has been in love with me for a long time confessed his love to me, and I also got out of the order??????

[I'll cover you to death]: Why does the upstairs and the upstairs upstairs have a kind of obsessive adultery??????

[Village Flower]: Cough cough cough!On this auspicious day when the whole country is celebrating and all people are having fun together, I also want to solemnly announce a good news. I, emmmmmmm, finally got out of the order hahahahaha~! ! !

[The monster is very strong, you go first]: Ahhhhhh!Those of you who have CP, just bully me, right! !If I want to complain, I have to complain about QAQ oranges, oranges?I'm going to seek comfort in Orange's arms (つд?)

Seeing someone going into his wife's arms, Song Qizhao would naturally not agree. Before anyone else could reply to the message, Boss Song replied domineeringly.

[The man with the horse]: Chengzi is in someone else's arms, and I can't hold you.

[The monster is very strong, you go first]: Fuck, blah, blah, blah!Say Cao Cao and Cao Cao will arrive!Orange, you, you, you, tell me clearly! !Are you still a good brother?

[Black-haired Sheriff]: Orange must be watching the screen??

[The big representative of obscenity]: +1 on the spy screen

[At noon]: +2 on the peeking screen

【Hoe Wo】: On the viewing screen +10086

[The monster is very strong, you go first]: Cheng Zi, come out and explain clearly to me!Don't try to run away again!I tell you!The boat of friendship capsizes!You will lose me like this!Really going to lose me!I hope you think it through before answering the question I asked earlier! ! !

Just answer the answer, Song Qizhao sat in front of the computer and tapped the keyboard with his fingers to reply to the message.

[The man with the horse]: As a man of Chengzi, do you think I would be willing to let another person in his arms?

As soon as Song Qizhao's words came out, the channel exploded, and all kinds of words were frantically posted.

[The monster is very strong, you go first]: The orange man? ! ! !

[Hoe Wo]: The orange man? ! ! !

[Black-haired sheriff]: The orange man? ! ! !

.........

Song Qizhao's behavior can be regarded as showing that he is not Jiang Chen, but his man.

But some people believed it and some didn't, most of them still suspected that this was Jiang Chen's prank, deliberately pretending to be like this to punish them.

[Black-haired Sheriff]: Orange bitch, let's stop being funny, today is not April Fool's Day but a plot person.

[Dang noon]: I now seriously suspect that Cheng Zi was so overwhelmed with dog food, otherwise it would be impossible to say this...

[Huehe]: I agree with my wife's point of view. Chengzi usually has so many tricks, and she can do things like dressing up her boyfriend.

[The monster is very strong, you go first]: Hey, Cheng Zi, you see that you are so mad at the dog food, you have spoken such nonsense, today is such a dog abuse, why don't we just make do with the temporary group one Right cp?Do you think it will work?

Boss Song frowned when he saw this sentence. Although everyone in the gang has a good relationship and is usually used to joking around, he was still unhappy when someone said this, very unhappy.

[The man with the horse]: Cheng Zi is taking a bath in the bathroom now.

[The man with the horse]: Believe it or not, I have to say something, I am Chengzi's man.

[The man who sets the horse]: If there are still people who don't believe it, then you can temporarily PK on the spot. You probably know the level of Chengzi, and you also know the usual operating methods.

Song Qizhao rushed out as soon as he said the words "the monster is very strong, you go first".

[The monster is very strong, you go first]: I'll PK!You orange!Pretending to be addictive, right?