God always wants to bend me

The black and rosy face is covered with a thick layer of powder, the eyes the size of mung beans, and the flat big nose, the most unbearable thing for Jiang Chen is the bright red of the person in front of him, which is comparable to that of two people. The thick lips of a sausage...

Jiang Chen suddenly didn't have the desire to eat.

How the hell does this TM grow to have such a ghostly look? !

Although Jiang Chen was so frightened by this girl's appearance that his heart trembled, he didn't mean to discriminate at all, and said politely: "I'm sorry, please let me go, you're blocking me from seeing people." Just now he clearly heard There is a sound of nature.

Jiang Chen stretched his neck to look left and right, but there was no one else around him.

The woman stood in front of Jiang Chen without moving an inch, she blushed and said softly, "Jiang Chen, hello."

Jiang Chen: ...

Jiang Chen's tender body trembled, and he clearly knew that the sound of nature came from this woman's sausage mouth.

It's really unbelievable.

"Miss, are you calling me just now?" Jiang Chen pointed at himself with a puzzled expression, he didn't know this person.

The woman looked at him and nodded shyly, the thick foundation could not conceal the blush on her face.

"..." Jiang Chen froze, and tried his best to squeeze out a smile: "I'm sorry, you probably recognized the wrong person."

"No, no." The woman blushed and shook her head vigorously. Her appearance matched this action, which was ridiculous. "I'm Susan."

Hearing this name, Jiang Chen's mind froze for a moment.

Susan... Susan... Susan...

Isn't this the one I want to go on a blind date with?

Jiang Chen stared at the woman with burning eyes for a long time, and had to admit a fact.

China's P-picture art is really broad and profound!

This fucking turned the bean curd dregs into a flower!

Jiang Chen weighed it in his heart, and said solemnly: "I'm sorry, you misidentified the person, I'm not Jiang Chen."

Susan was stunned for a moment, then sat on the seat opposite Jiang Chen, ignored his previous words, looked at him with burning eyes and said: "Jiang Chen, you are even more beautiful in person than in the photo."

"Your person is a bit different from the photo." Jiang Chen said euphemistically.

"I know." Susan looked at Jiang Chen and said shyly, "Photos can't highlight my beauty."

...Jiang Chen was depressed.

After Song Qizhao had dinner at his mentor's house, he discussed some academic issues with Father Jiang before driving away to the hotel where he was staying, preparing to take his luggage and go home formally.

This morning, his old man called early in the morning to urge him to go home quickly.

……

And at this moment, Jiang Chen is really about to be tormented mad by his blind date.

It's not your fault that TM looks ugly, but it must be your fault for coming out to scare people!

Especially when she looked at Jiang Chen with shyness and yearning, and yearning with certainty in her eyes, Jiang Chen panicked even more.

"Chenchen, the more we chat with you, the more I realize that we are really talented and beautiful, a match made in heaven." Susan blinked her small mung bean eyes, looking at Jiang Chen with affection.

Jiang Chen had a look of self-knowledge, "No, I don't think I'm good enough for you."

"No, Chenchen, a good horse matches a good saddle, a good boat matches a good sail, a bastard matches mung beans, an idiot matches cerebral palsy, you are my saddle, my sail, my bastard, and my idiot."

Susan's affectionate look made Jiang Chen want to cry.

"Chenchen, I searched for him thousands of times in the crowd, and suddenly I looked back, but the man was in a dimly lit place."

Jiang Chen: ...Where does the light come from in broad daylight when riding a horse? ! !

"Chenchen, the belt is getting wider and I don't regret it at all. It makes people haggard for the king."

Jiang Chen: ...Mom!Where is your pie-like face so haggard! !

"Chenchen, the life and death agreement is broad, and I have a talk with Zicheng. Hold your hand and grow old together with you."

Jiang Chen: ...

Every time Susan said something, Jiang Chen suffered a heavy blow in his heart.

When Susan said, "When will lovesickness meet again? I feel embarrassed at this time and this night." Jiang Chen finally couldn't hold back, and broke out the prehistoric power that had been suppressed for a long time in his body, "Girl, I'm sorry, I have something I like. people."

Because the other party is a lady after all, Jiang Chen can't say too serious words, so he can only find an excuse to refuse.

"But your mother said that you don't have a girlfriend." Susan paused, and said confidently: "Besides, I think I am very good, even if you have a girlfriend and are not married yet, I still have a chance, right? .”

Jiang Chen really wanted to know where her self-confidence that was about to overflow came from...

"Chenchen, I think the only person who can match you is..."

"Stop talking!" Jiang Chen suddenly slapped the table, interrupted Susan, and roared with a grim face: "I don't fucking like women!"

With this roar, Jiang Chen really went all out.

Feeling the scrutinizing gazes around him with unknown meanings, Jiang Chen could only grit his teeth and feel aggrieved.

He was forced to say such a thing, and it was also a pain for him, a straight man who only loves cute girls with big breasts.

"You... what are you talking about?" Sister Susan finally lost her composure.

Jiang Chen glanced at her, "I don't like women."

"You...you...you..." Susan stared at his small mung bean eyes in surprise, "Are you gay?"

Jiang Chen nodded, agreeing.

"No, I don't believe it!" Susan shook her head and hesitated to speak, when she was about to speak, Jiang Chen spoke one step ahead of her.

"I already have a boyfriend."

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, he directly took out his mobile phone and dialed Zhao Qi's number face to face. He just said a sweet "dear". Not to mention Zhao Qi's dumbfounded look, Jiang Chen himself didn't care. Resisting the goosebumps all over his body.

During the call, apart from some nicknames, Jiang Chen also explained the whole story clearly on the phone. The general meaning was to ask Zhao Qi to come, but Zhao Qi didn't say a word from the beginning to the end.

Jiang Chen could also understand that if one day his good brother suddenly called him his wife, and his words were boring, then he would have already slapped him and snorted.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Chen only hoped that his good buddy would come.Because Susan was staring at her all the time, he couldn't reveal that he was acting, so he had to wait for Zhao Qi to come and play by ear.

Here, Susan and Jiang Chen were waiting for Zhao Qi's arrival, and over there, Song Qizhao also arrived at the hotel where he was temporarily staying.

As soon as he entered the hotel, Song Qizhao saw an extremely strange scene in the restaurant: a very ugly woman and a man were sitting face to face, the man's back was facing him, and he couldn't see his true face for the time being. But that woman... he really doesn't want to talk about it... she looks too eye-catching...

Song Qizhao just took a second look and walked towards the elevator.

"Daughter-in-law! I'm here!"

The crisp male voice suddenly came from behind, making Song Qizhao pause, and then continued to walk forward calmly.

It's just... the next second, he was hugged tightly from behind, and he had to stop.

"Daughter-in-law, I've called you several times from behind, why didn't you hear me?" Song Qizhao's body froze because of the slightly complaining male voice, and he subconsciously frowned and wanted to push the person away.

It's just that as soon as he showed signs of pushing him, the man hugged him even more tightly, and said aggrievedly: "Daughter-in-law, I know it was my fault to quarrel with you before, and it's even more wrong to come on a blind date without telling you. It’s okay if you’re wrong, don’t be angry, okay?”

Song Qizhao: ...