God always wants to bend me

Jiang Chen ran all the way back to the apartment.

The bleak cold wind and the frantic running made him almost exhausted like a dog, and it also slightly eased his restless and scarred heart trampled by the beast.

After taking a quick shower, Jiang Chen lay on the bed and began to think about life.

All he can think of now is the paralyzed face of the new boss Song Qizhao.

When he thought of Song Qizhao's paralyzed face, he remembered that he sucked someone hard.

The person who inadvertently kisses suddenly becomes his own boss.

This plot should not be too bloody, okay? !

Jiang Chen tossed and turned, rolled several times on the bed but couldn't fall asleep, hugged the quilt and rolled back and forth, Song Qizhao's face was still clearly visible in his mind.

I had no choice but to take out my phone to divert my attention.

After opening the Happy Minimizer and passing five levels in a row, there was no result, so Jiang Chen went to the interesting tribes on QQ again.

Hobbies Tribe is something he has been playing since he was a student, but even though he said it was for fun, he has never posted on it. Most of the time he only reads other people's posts, and rarely even comments.

Jiang Chen read a few funny posts and felt that he was healed a lot. Just as he was about to return and quit QQ, the name of a tribe came into his eyes.

After a little hesitation, Jiang Chen clicked on that tribe, and then read the posts one by one from top to bottom.

After reading about five or six articles, Jiang Chen's anxious mood improved a lot. He thought that this matter of his was bloody enough, but he didn't expect that there were many more bloody things than him.

Why did you find out that you didn't bring your schoolbag when you went to school in the morning? ! !

Another example is going to meet a blind date. The two fall in love at first sight, fall in love with each other, and are preparing for a flash marriage when they suddenly discover that the characters of the two parties are wrong...

There's another weird one.

A man said he had been talking about his girlfriend for two years.Said that the two met on the Internet, and they were together after the face-to-face meeting. They talked for two years, because the girlfriend was not willing to have sex, so the two of them at most just held hands and kissed small mouths in the past two years.One day when he was drunk, the man couldn't help it, and wanted to be a bully to his girlfriend.

After taking off his clothes, why did he find out that the girlfriend he had been dating for two years turned out to be a big dick girl? ! !

exm? ! ! !

The man couldn't stand the blow, and fainted on the spot. After waking up, he doubted his life, and posted posts everywhere asking for help. It seems that now he has the idea of ​​wanting to become a monk...

Sure enough, there is no harm if there is no comparison, and there will be happiness only when there is comparison.

Seeing how others have suffered more than your own can heal a wounded heart.

Jiang Chen flipped through a few more articles, and finally, after much hesitation, he clicked on the little feather icon in the lower right corner to start editing the content.

——Accidentally molested the new boss... What should I do to break qaq? !Wait online! !urgent! ! !

——Some time ago, my mother urged me to go on a blind date, but the blind date person was really too sorry for the people. In order to refuse him, I caught a passing man pretending to be my boyfriend, and kissed him, and we The company is going to have a new boss recently, and the welcome party for the new boss was held today, and I suddenly found out that the person I kissed and used to pretend to be the boyfriend is the new boss?I'm so embarrassed, what should I do?Will I be fired?Ask the majority of brothers and sisters to support me (?﹏?)

Less than 10 minutes after the post was posted, many comments flashed out.

Floor 1: Visually, this post will be popular!

Floor 2: Grab a bench and watch silently (ノ￣▽￣)

3rd floor: 666 ah!May I ask the owner if this is real?

……

Floor 25: Ouch, this plot is like a scene in a romance novel⊙?⊙!

Floor 26: I somehow thought of the domineering president falling in love with me... Please tell me I'm not alone... (*′?v?)

Floor 27: Upstairs you are not alone!Congratulations to the host for successfully attracting the attention of your new boss, I hope you will continue to work hard, conquer the boss, marry into a wealthy family, and reach the pinnacle of life!

28:2333 Laughing up to the sky!Girl keep up the good work!Attack the boss!Marry into a wealthy family!On the pinnacle of life +1

Floor 29: Keep up the good work, girl!Attack the boss!Marry into a wealthy family!On the pinnacle of life +666

Floor 30: Keep up the good work, girl!Attack the boss!Marry into a wealthy family!On the pinnacle of life +999

……

Jiang Chen lay on the bed and watched the comments that were refreshed quickly one after another, and automatically blocked the words about marrying into a wealthy family and attacking bosses.Originally misunderstood as a girl, he wanted to send a message to explain, but when he thought that he, a big man, kissed another man in order to avoid a blind date, it would not be too embarrassing to say it, so think about it and forget it.

——Original: After knowing that he is the new boss, I didn’t even go to the orientation meeting. I was so tired that I went home directly. I admit that I was cowardly... QAQ, do you think I should ask for leave tomorrow? Our new boss is aloof Facial paralysis, I am really afraid of him, I am afraid that I will be fired by him if I go tomorrow (??﹏??)

Floor 52: Wow wow wow!The voice of the landlord is so cute (.???)? She must be a cute girl if she is so cute (′∩ω∩`)

Floor 53: Girl, don't be cowardly. If your boss fires you, you can hang out with my brother. My brother takes care of you. It just so happens that my brother is short of a daughter-in-law~

Floor 54: The upstairs is wretched... twitter twitter?_? `Don't be afraid, girl, come to brother's arms, brother will protect you.

……

Floor 72: Am I the only one who pays attention to the attributes of the landlord and their boss? ? ? ?

Floor 73: No, no, no!There is me upstairs!Don't be too flirtatious with high cold facial paralysis!

Floor 74: Girls, don't ask for leave. If you ask for leave, it will give your boss a chance to find you. You can go to work normally tomorrow!

Floor 75: I also agree with going to work. As the saying goes, when soldiers come, cover the water with soil. Go to work first, and then it will depend on the situation.

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At first, Jiang Chen actually wanted to ask for leave tomorrow, but after reading everyone's comments, he gradually dispelled that idea. He could hide from the first day of the new year but not the fifteenth. .

After thinking about it, Jiang Chen felt a lot more relaxed, but he still couldn't fall asleep, so he jumped out of bed and turned on the computer to log in to the game, ready to fight.

Everyone is online in this time period of the game, Jiang Chen is going to go to the gang to find someone to form a team to download a dungeon, just clicked on the gang list, and found that he had just kidnapped Emperor Zhao who had not teamed up to fight the boss before. God is there too.

Ever since he was rescued by Emperor Zhao Jianghu last time, Jiang Chen's handling of others is called admiration.

He didn't look for anyone else, so he went to have a private chat with the Great God.

[The man who sets the horse]: Great God Zhaodi, do you want to form a team to fight the boss?My operation is also resounding, and I will never drag you back, let's have a shot! _(°ω°」∠)_