God always wants to bend me

After the old man asked such a question, Song Qiyao remembered the biggest question.

Jiang Chen is a straight man!

And he's a straight man who loves cute girls with big breasts!

"Grandpa, my good brother Jiang Chen is straight." After deliberating for a long time, Song Qiyao still said this sentence to the old man.

Unexpectedly, the old man's attitude was very flat, and he said in a steady tone: "Straight men are not a big problem, the main problem is still with your brother."

Song Qiyao was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "Grandpa, what do you say?"

The old man looked at him pretending to be profound for a while, and then slowly said: "As the saying goes, as long as you have a lot of skill, a straight man can bend into a paper clip, your brother..."

"Cough cough...!"

Before the old man finished speaking, he was interrupted by the continuous coughing of the second grandson next to him.

Song Qiyao choked on his own saliva...

As long as the skill is deep, a straight man can bend into a paper clip? !

Where did his grandfather read this? ! !

"Grandpa, this... you... where did you read it?" Song Qiyao hesitated to speak, and stammered for a long time before asking the question.

"Oh, I saw this when I was visiting the post bar." The old man's tone was light, and after he finished speaking, he paused for a while and said, "It was just two days ago."

Ever since he agreed with his eldest grandson to bring his son-in-law back, the old man has been researching these things online.

He not only reads, but also posts for help when he encounters problems that he doesn’t understand. The friends in the post bar are very enthusiastic. They understand all the questions he asks, and the answers are very detailed. Post it for fun.

"Grandpa, what's the name of that post bar?" Song Qiyao asked dryly.

The old man: "Current girl."

Song Qiyao: ...

The second young master of the Song family was very sad. As a filial child, he didn't know that his grandfather was so... so...

Lead the fashion trend and walk at the cutting edge of fashion.

"Hey, Qiyao..." The old man suddenly sighed, and said to Song Qiyao: "It's not easy for your elder brother to like someone with his temperament, I... If... hey..."

"Grandpa, what do you want to say?" Song Qiyao felt that there was something in the old man's words.

The old man sighed again, and then said: "Your elder brother is so cold-tempered and expressionless all day long, he will definitely not be able to catch up with his wife. Let's help your elder brother catch up with his wife."

"How to chase?" Song Qiyao asked subconsciously.

The old man thought for a while, and said solemnly: "If the protagonist is not strong, then assist him!"

Song Qiyao:? ? ?

Seeing Song Qiyao's doubts, the old man smiled mysteriously and said, "We will send flowers to my granddaughter-in-law in the name of your elder brother. Do you think it's better to have roses..."

"No." Before the old man finished speaking, he was interrupted by Song Qiyao, who shook his head and said, "Suddenly being given flowers by a big boss, and a male big boss, it will scare Jiang Chen."

The old man thought it made sense, thought for a while and said: "Then I will go for a stroll at the gate of the company, and then I will pretend to be injured and have a chance encounter with my grandson-in-law. My grandson-in-law will definitely send me, an old man, back home, and then I will keep him at home." After eating, call your brother to the house, and then lock them in the same room while they are not paying attention, when the time comes, the raw rice will be cooked and cooked, and everything will come naturally." The old man's tone was full of embarrassment, as if he was very satisfied the idea.

What Song Qiyao heard was that the corners of his mouth twitched, and he frowned and said, "Grandpa, just like my elder brother, are you sure you can really cook rice like this?" And this plot is really too bloody.

The grandfather and grandson got together to study for a long time, and Song Qiyao vetoed one assist plan after another proposed by the old man.

In the end, Song Qiyao had no choice but to suggest: "Grandpa, brother's feelings for Jiang Chen have just sprouted, why don't we get involved and see their development first before making a decision?"

The old man thought for a while and nodded in agreement, and then said: "Then if your elder brother still can't handle my granddaughter-in-law in the future, I will definitely help with this divine assist."

Song Qiyao: ...

Jiang Xiaochen, who had no idea that he was being missed, was staring at the time in the lower right corner of the computer and waiting to get off work.

It's his daily habit of staring at the time 10 minutes before leaving get off work.

Zhao Qi went outside to answer the phone and came in, walked to his seat and sat down, then slid the chair to get close to Jiang Chen, the two of them were not far apart, they were on the same aisle.

"Hey, Cheng Zi." Zhao Qi patted Jiang Chen's shoulder, looked at him and said, "My parents just called to say that they came to visit me in City B, let's have dinner together after get off work."

Jiang Chen looked away from the computer, turned to look at Zhao Qi, and asked, "Uncle and aunt came to City B?"

"Well, let's go and have dinner together." Zhao Qi said.

Jiang Chen thought about it, and felt that it was not appropriate, Zhao Qi's parents had finally come to see Zhao Qi, there were three of them in his family, so he just joined in the fun.

"Brother Zhao, I won't go, uncles and aunts come to City B, you can play with them well." Jiang Chen declined with a smile.

Zhao Qi nodded and said: "Well, I'm going to take a two-day vacation to spend time with them." After he paused for a few seconds, he said, "Chengzi, you really don't want to go? I told my mother You, he really wants to meet you."

"You and your parents haven't seen each other for a long time. There must be a lot to say, so I won't go." Jiang Chen took out a card from his pocket, waved it in front of Zhao Qi, and said, "Originally I also wanted to take you to the gym tonight, but now it seems that I am the only one going."

After Jiang Chen said this, Zhao Qi remembered that Jiang Chen also said that he wanted to go to the gym with him before attending the orientation meeting last night. At that time, because he was preparing to meet the new boss, he didn't pay much attention to Jiang Chen's words.

Now hearing Jiang Chen mention it again, he said with some doubts: "Cheng Zi, why do you think of going to the gym now?"

Jiang Chen has a slender and well-proportioned figure, even if he eats a lot and doesn't exercise, he doesn't gain much flesh.

Zhao Qi thinks that Jiang Chen's current appearance is pretty good. Although he looks thin, he is a typical clothes hanger. Coupled with his pretty face, many people really cannot envy him.

Why go to the gym?

Of course Jiang Chen would not tell Zhao Qi, because the female colleagues in the company said he was fair and beautiful, so he made up his mind to exercise and become a muscular man.

Regarding Zhao Qi's question, Jiang Chen touched his nose with an unnatural expression, and said, "I don't think my image fits the character image in the game. I don't think it fits well, so I want to exercise so that I can get closer to the character." a little."

Before Zhao Qi could answer, Jiang Chen clenched his fist and said firmly: "Brother Zhao, one day I will become a muscular man!"

Zhao Qi: "..." To become a rough man with a fleshy face, criss-crossed muscles, and full of lethality in the game...

"..." Zhao Qi looked at Jiang Chen, sighed slightly and didn't say anything.

He didn't want to hit Jiang Chen.

What Jiang Chen said sounded to him like a frail scholar saying that he would go to the battlefield with a big sword.

There is no chance of success.