God always wants to bend me

As soon as Jiang Chen logged into QQ, he was almost blinded by countless 99s.

There are more than a dozen class groups in junior high school, high school and university alone, as well as a few game groups he added, and relative groups established by seven aunts, eight aunts, five brothers and six elder sisters.

He usually doesn't chat in these groups, but because he doesn't like to manage QQ, he doesn't bother to block the messages and let the messages be refreshed indefinitely.

Jiang Chen searched for a long time, only to find the gang group that also showed the message 99+ in the dazzling 99.

The monster is very strong, you go first: It is said that I brought a cute girl to the dungeon today, and the voice of the boss girl said "Thank you brother" at the end, it just makes me want to stop! ! !

Black-haired Sheriff: According to your wretched temperament, Brother Qiang, it must have been...hard at the time, right? (?)? (ps: No need to quibble, we all understand.)

The monster is very strong, you go first: Fart!Is Laozi such a worthless person!

Sheriff Black Hair: Yes ㄟ (▔, ▔) ㄏ

The monster is very strong, you go first: ...

I'll cover you to die: hey... Speaking of cute girls, why don't we have any in the gang (′-ι_-｀)

Dangwu: Yo!To die, do you mean to die by saying this, to die or to die? (clench fist)

Hoe Wo: Wife calm down, the man who sent him to death has no brains, so don't take it to heart (tiger touches the hair)

I cover you to death: Queen of the afternoon, the little one made a mistake, please spare my life (??﹏??)

Murakami: Hehehe!When I first came here, I saw someone say that our gang has no women, so I didn't say anything, and I'll see you in the game!

Dangwu: Huahua, fuck him to death!

I cover you to death: bridge bean sack!Where is the boss, QAQ help! ! !

Seeing "I'll cover you to death" calling him, Jiang Chen couldn't help laughing, and immediately sent a message.

The man who tied the horse: Amitabha, goodness, goodness, death, death, if you don’t die, you won’t die.

In fact, it’s not surprising that “I’ll cover you to death” would say that, the main reason is that Jiang Chen and his gang really have too few girls, especially the kind who are soft and cute, and the few remaining are also that kind of female guy type, The kind that explodes when you get angry.

With Jiang Chen as the number one expert, their gang should have no shortage of cute girls, but the bad thing is the image of Jiang Chen, a game character. Nowadays, girls like beautiful characters, rough and unruly like Jiang Chen Such a tough guy, not many girls would like it.

Even if it's the number one master, it's useless if they don't look good. They would rather choose a personable and handsome rookie as cp.

This also indirectly led to the fact that Jiang Chen has been alone since he played games. It's not that he doesn't want to find a wife, but that his sister doesn't like him at all!

I cover you to death: (?⊿?)? Orange! ! !you you you! ! !Are you a dragon! ! !But I haven't even collected all five Dragon Balls...

Speaking of the people in the group calling Jiang Chen, because of his id name, at the beginning everyone called Jiang Chen a man, which sounded rather awkward, but then I overheard Zhao Qi calling Jiang Chen, and thought "Orange "That's right, I changed everything.

The man with the horse: Fuck!die!I really want to beat you up right now!

When everyone was "sending death" together, their deputy gang leader, that is, Zhao Qi, appeared.

Potato, you Potato: Everyone, don’t forget the help battle in the game at 08:30 tonight~(??ω??)

The guy with the horse: Tsk~ I don’t know who completely forgot about helping the war at noon today (????)

Potato, you Potato: It's you, I reminded you at the time, and you just remembered.

The man with the horse: ...Fuck!Can you be a little more shameless!

The monster is very strong, you go first: the orange is fried~

Sheriff Black Hair: The orange hair is fried~

Big representative of obscenity: The hair of the orange is fried and fried~

Although Jiang Chen is the leader of the gang, most people in the gang are not afraid of him due to his down-to-earth game character appearance and lack of temperament. Compared with Jiang Chen, the official gang leader, everyone is more afraid of Zhao Qi, the deputy helper.

Jiang Chen has the attribute of blowing up his hair at every turn, so everyone usually only needs to see Jiang Chen bubbling in the group, and they will join forces to tease him.

Depraved Representative: By the way, Cheng Zi, I saw you being given a second by that great god named Emperor Zhao when I played the game this morning? (?)?

The man with the horse: ...

Village Flower: Hey ⊙ω⊙ Orange, are you going to die again?

The man with the horse: ...

The monster is very strong, you go first: Chengzi, although you were unwilling to be the number one master before and took the initiative to provoke him, but after so many failures, let’s give up (Tiger touches my stupid Chengzi)

The man with the horse: ...

I will cover you to death: Chengzi, Chengzi, if you don’t die, you won’t die~

Hoe He: Cheng Zi, Cheng Zi, you can be more careful~

Dangwu: Chengzi, Chengzi, let’s not fight for the first place, second place in the world is also very good~

The man with the horse: ...

When the embarrassing and sad matter was brought up, Jiang Xiaochen became depressed again.In fact, after many challenges, sneak attacks, open and hidden arrows failed, he also thought about getting along with this super god in peace.No, he took the initiative to send a private message this morning, but he didn't buy it at all, okay, and abused him again...

Black Cat Sheriff: By the way, who is this God Zhaodi?Everyone knows Cheng Zi's hand speed, it is already top-notch, but this God Zhaodi is even more powerful, he is simply the hand of a god!

Murakami: I have already checked this Zhaodi God, there is no gang, no teammates, no cp (o'ω'o)

At noon:! ! !Three no staff!This is a great opportunity!

Hoe Wo: Good chance +1

Black Sheriff: Good Chance +2

I cover you to death: good chance + orange fried hair

……

Jiang Chen looked at the good opportunities that filled the screen and was dumbfounded.

The man with the horse: What a good opportunity?

Murakami: Orange, you are 484 stupid!This is a super god!What a bargain to hook up with our gang!Another general!Aww!God, God, God!Excited just thinking about it (ˊ?ˋ*)?

It's okay not to say it, but once he said it, Jiang Chen immediately exploded again.

The man with the horse: Fuck!Let me take him into our gang, there is absolutely no way!No, not even a crack in the door or a window!

The fact that he was defeated by the opponent every time was a wound in Jiang Xiaochen's heart that was difficult to heal. He dreamed of hammering Emperor Zhao to death with a gilded sledgehammer, and whipping the corpse 100 times. How could he let the opponent join his gang? Wandering around under his nose.

Dang Wu: My silly Chengzi, we are not taking in people, but we are going to ask them to come to our gang (′-ι_-`)

Jiang Chen thought about the matter of sending a private message today that no one paid attention to, so he sent another message.

The man with the horse: Don't worry about it, it is impossible for him to come to our gang.

The monster is very strong, you go first: Hey?Orange, have you already invited him?

The guy with the horse: Fart!Grandpa wanted to say a few words to him today with good intentions, but he ignored me. He looked arrogant and arrogant, and he might be a dead-faced man by the looks of it!

Sheriff Black Hair: Then what?

The man who tied the horse: After that, he cut me off π_π again, and this time he initiated the challenge on his own initiative...