God always wants to bend me

Jiang Chen didn't know that Emperor Zhao had already gone offline, and he was still waiting for his reply on QQ. He waited and waited but couldn't wait for Emperor Zhao, only to find that Emperor Zhao's QQ had already shown that he had left.

Jiang Chen felt that the Great Master must have something urgent to do, otherwise it would be impossible for him to leave without saying anything.

Now he is alone in the apartment, it's boring to be idle, and he feels embarrassed to go to Zhao Qi's place, Jiang Chen thought about it, and decided to go home.

He was just about to turn off QQ and turn off the computer, but he received a QQ message from the old man.

The old man is over sixty years old: Chengzi Chengzi, are you here? (﹡?o?﹡)

The man with the horse: Hey hey hey, I’m here, good afternoon, old man (ˊ?ˋ*)?

Old man, I am over sixty years old: Good afternoon~ Orange, are you free now?Grandpa wants to talk to you about something.

The man with the horse: Wait for me, old man, I'm going home right now, I'll pack up my things first, and we'll talk again when we're in the car.

Jiang Chen turned off the computer, packed up some things that he wanted to take home, and after getting in the taxi, he logged into QQ with his mobile phone and sent the old man a message.

The man with the horse: Sir, I am in the car now, what do you say?

It took several minutes for the old man to reply after the message was sent.

The old man is over sixty years old: Oranges are hot!Just went to teach my grandson a lesson╭（╯ε╰）╮

The man with the horse: Puff puff puff? !Light up the wax for your grandson...

The old man is over sixty years old: That brat... Hey, let's not talk about him, Chengzi, how do you think you can catch up with someone you like?

The man with the horse:? ! !Father, do you want to rejuvenate yourself? !

Old man, I'm over sixty years old: ... No, Cheng Zi, you think too much, I want to help my grandson chase his wife (￢_￢)

After the old man said this, Jiang Chen remembered that the old man had told him about this before, but it was already a long time ago.

The man who tied the horse: Old man, your eldest grandson hasn't caught up with his wife yet?His efficiency is not good.

The old man is over sixty years old: His efficiency is far from bad, it's just rotten. Now I really can't stand it anymore, so I want to help him chase his wife. You said that after waiting for so many years, I finally got a grandson-in-law Am I easy? I ╮(￣⊿￣)╭

The man with the horse: Hahaha, old man, what can you do?

The old man is over sixty years old: ("▔▔▔) My eldest grandson has a dull personality and always has a sullen face. I think it won't work if he wants to chase his wife in three to five years, so I'm going to Give him a godly assist and help him. But how to help is a problem, so I come to you for help.

As soon as Jiang Chen heard this question, he immediately became stunned. He may not understand some academic questions, but for matters such as feelings, if you ask him, you are asking the right person.

The man who sets the horse: The wife your grandson likes is a man, right?

The old man is over sixty years old: Yes, yes, yes!I’ve seen photos of my granddaughter-in-law, she’s pretty and well-behaved, but I’ve heard that the little boy is a straight guy, it’s not easy to deal with this ╮(￣⊿￣)╭

The man who sets the horse: What is a straight man, as long as he is skilled enough, a straight man can bend into a paper clip, prescribe the right medicine, master the skills of pursuit, and granddaughter-in-law is not a problem~

My old man is over sixty years old: ask for advice and guidance qaq

Jiang Chen usually likes to show off his relationship history from childhood to adulthood, now that someone specifically asks for advice, he can't stop talking, and starts talking about various skills of chasing people to the old man.

The man with the horse: Father, it is essential to chase after your wife and give something, but the key is that your granddaughter-in-law is a man, so you can't follow the usual method of chasing girls and giving something.The general meaning is not to sign when you give something, and don't let him realize that this is from your grandson, otherwise, if you haven't broken up with him, doing it like this will probably scare people away.

The old man looked at Jiang Chen's words and pondered them carefully, and felt that they were very reasonable.

The old man is over sixty years old: Hmm, Cheng Zi, you can continue, I will write this down.

The man with the horse: Another one, can you ask your grandson and his wife if he likes it?Buy some delicious food. Although most of the girls are foodies, but I feel that there are quite a lot of foodies among the boys. Doesn’t it mean that to capture a man’s heart, you must first grasp his stomach, and then buy a lot of delicious food. Feed him, if you don't believe him, he won't be tempted.

Jiang Chen didn't say a word to the old man, but he is actually a foodie.

The old man is over sixty years old: Coincidentally, I heard that my granddaughter-in-law is a foodie, so it will be easier to deal with it.

The man with the horse: There is another one. You can let your grandson hang around in front of his wife from time to time. It would be even better if he casually plays handsome and so on, so as to attract attention.

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Jiang Chen said a lot, and the old man took screenshots of everything he thought would be useful and saved them, and he would think about them carefully after he got ready.

The old man is over sixty years old: Thank you, Cheng Zi, I will now draw up a plan to assist my grandson in chasing his wife, thanks Cheng Zi~

After the old man sent the message, he directly downloaded QQ and went to make plans.

When Jiang Chen got home by car, Jiang's father and Jiang's mother were not there, so he called his father, only then did he know that the two of them were going to attend the banquet held by the square dance team.

When he left, he didn't bring his house key, so he had no choice but to ask for the address to find his parents.

When he arrived, he wanted to wait outside the banquet hall, but Jiang's mother insisted on letting him go up. After entering, all the middle-aged and elderly people in brightly colored clothes almost scared Jiang Xiaochen.

Since Jiang Chen entered, the eyes of those uncles and aunts were all on him. Jiang Chen was tolerated by the eyes of all the elders, and he was extremely uncomfortable in his heart, so he wanted to quickly find his mother and leave.

"Chengzi Chengzi, here!" It was Jiang's mother who saw Jiang Chen first, waved her hand and shouted at him.

Jiang Chen walked to his mother and before he asked for the key, he was dragged by Jiang's mother towards the next stage.

Jiang Chen looked dazed, and asked, "Mom, is this going to..."

As a result, his words were interrupted by Jiang's mother, "Chengzi, you came at a good time. Come and perform a show with me now. I heard that the reward for No.1 is very generous."

He couldn't tolerate Jiang Chen's refusal at all, so he was dragged onto the stage by Jiang's mother, and Jiang's mother stood under the microphone and briefly introduced Jiang Chen.

Those aunts in the audience heard that this was Mother Jiang's son, their eyes were full of envy, and they uttered all kinds of praises for Jiang Chen without leaving a single word.

Just before the performance was about to start, Jiang's mother whispered in her son's ear: "Son, don't be nervous, the song I chose is Little Apple, the song I asked you to practice with me for a long time, we will definitely win the prize. "

Jiang Chen: ...Little Apple...why is it jumping...