God always wants to bend me

Song Qizhao was naturally not happy when he heard that he wanted to sleep on the sofa.He tried his best to plan these things in order to successfully sleep on Jiang Chen's bed, but now not only can't sleep on the bed, but also sleep on the sofa, no matter how he thinks about it, he feels that he is at a loss.

Song Qizhao didn't directly say that he didn't want to sleep on the sofa, he just looked at Jiang Chen with serious eyes, and said: "My bed is broken."

"I know." Jiang Chen nodded, and said with a matter of course: "So I let you sleep on the sofa."

Song Qizhao frowned slightly, and said again: "My bed is broken."

Jiang Chen said helplessly: "Boss, I know your bed..."

Halfway through the speech, he stopped again, looked at Song Qizhao suspiciously and said, "Boss, you didn't mean to ask me to spread a blanket for you on the sofa, did you?"

Song Qizhao: ...

Without waiting for Song Qizhao to reply, Jiang Chen said: "Okay, I'm going to spread a blanket for you." After speaking, he directly hugged a blanket from the bed and prepared to go out.

Song Qizhao was a little tired.

Seeing that Jiang Chen was about to walk out of the bedroom, he immediately took a few steps forward to block Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen looked at his big boss Song Qizhao with some doubts in his eyes.

Song Qizhao took the blanket from Jiang Chen's arms expressionlessly and threw it back on the bed, and said three sentences to Jiang Chen.

"My bed is broken."

"I don't sleep on the sofa."

"I'm your boss."

It's done so well, as soon as the three clear sentences came out, Jiang Chen could be considered to understand the meaning of his boss's repeated words.

Don't you just want to sleep in his bed!

Their boss is hypocritical, and they have to talk about such a big matter in a roundabout way, how easy it is to say it directly!

It's just a bed, and it's not like he won't let him sleep on it.

If you think about it according to what Song Qizhao said, if it wasn't for his superior intelligence and clever mind, he might not be able to think of it all night.

Although Jiang Chen had a hard time complaining about his big boss, he didn't have the guts to say it in front of Song Qizhao.

"Boss, what's the matter, you sleep in my bed tonight!" With a wave of his paw, Jiang Chen gave up his bed very proudly.

At this moment, Song Qizhao finally felt that all his hardships had come to an end.Although he was more happy in his heart than he was on the surface, he still had that paralyzed look on his face, and he nodded lightly to Jiang Chen's words.

"Boss, then I'll go clean up first, and you can come back later." Jiang Chen walked out of Song Qizhao's room as he spoke.

After Jiang Chen left, Song Qizhao took a bathrobe and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

He knew that Jiang Chen liked muscles, so Boss Song often observed his muscles when he was taking a shower. After some watching, Boss Song was very satisfied, and he thought Jiang Chen should be quite satisfied too.

After taking a quick shower, Song Qizhao showed off his beautiful abs in front of the big bathroom mirror before pulling on his bathrobe and leaving the bathroom.

What he thought was to open the collar of the bathrobe when he got to Jiang Chen's bedroom door, and then pretend to enter the room casually, so that Jiang Chen's muscle-obsessed bastard would definitely pounce on him when the time comes.

Song Qizhao had a good idea, but before he could implement this plan, he was frowned by the scene in the living room.

Jiang Chen was sitting cross-legged on the sofa with his laptop in his arms. This was a very common scene, but it was strange that there was a quilt on the sofa where Jiang Chen was sitting.

Song Qizhao had a bad feeling.

He also forgot to show Jiang Chen his muscles, and walked towards the sofa with a slight frown.

Jiang Chen was playing a game, and when he got closer, Song Qizhao could clearly see that Jiang Chen was leading a few members of the gang to download the dungeon, because Jiang Chen had his back to Song Qizhao and was wearing earphones, so he didn't notice that Song Qizhao was coming.

When he finished playing a round of monsters and took off his earphones to go to sleep, he found Song Qizhao standing behind him.

"Boss, you haven't slept yet?" Jiang Chen looked up at Song Qizhao while turning off the computer and asked, then paused for a few seconds before saying, "Boss, I've already made the bed by you, what else do you have?" Question?"

Jiang Chen thought that Song Qizhao came to him because of the bed problem.

Song Qizhao came to him indeed because of the bed problem, but the problems they were thinking about were completely irrelevant.

What Song Qizhao wanted was to let him sleep on the same bed with Jiang Chen, what Jiang Chen wanted was to give up the bed to Song Qizhao and sleep on the sofa by himself.

From the very beginning, both of them misunderstood what the other said.

Song Qizhao was very depressed when he heard Jiang Chen's words. He wanted to tell Jiang Chen directly to let Jiang Chen sleep in the same bed with him, but in the end he couldn't say anything, and went back to Jiang Chen's bedroom with a cold face.

Jiang Chen looked at Song Qizhao's tall back and scratched his head. He still didn't understand why the always noble and glamorous Boss, with a paralyzed face, was so moody now.

Fortunately, the sofa is comfortable enough, otherwise he would really be reluctant to give up the bed to Song Qizhao.

Lying on the sofa, Jiang Chen couldn't fall asleep for a while, took out his phone and opened QQ.

Their gang group was very lively at the moment, there were many people online, Jiang Chen watched the information on the screen for a while, but didn't say a word.

After feeling bored, Jiang Chen returned to the main page, and took a look at Emperor Zhao. The profile picture of Emperor Zhao was gray, indicating that he was not online.

Jiang Chen originally wanted to quit QQ, but after thinking about it, he still sent a message to Emperor Zhao.

He seems to have developed a habit of talking to Emperor Zhao when he has nothing to do.

The man with the horse: good evening `(*∩_∩*)′

The guy with the horse: My God, I slept on the sofa again tonight... The bed our boss bought was a counterfeit product, but it suddenly broke down today. As a subordinate, I naturally want to give up the good one to the boss.He sleeps on my bed, I sleep on the sofa, I guess he must be snoring happily on my big bed now, sad (?`灬′?)

Jiang Chen didn't know that Song Qizhao was online on the computer, he didn't know that Song Qizhao was currently in a state of invisibility, and he didn't even know that Song Qizhao had set special care for him.

So, within 2 minutes after he finished sending the message to Emperor Zhao, he saw Boss Song who he guessed was happily snoring on the bed suddenly came out of the bedroom and walked towards him.

Song Qizhao thought for a long time in the room, until he received a QQ message from Jiang Chen, and finally decided to use the skill of "chasing his wife with nonsense".

Song Qizhao walked to the sofa and looked at Jiang Chen blankly from top to bottom, and said to Jiang Chen expressionlessly: "I have a secret, and I want to talk to someone, are you willing to be the listener? "

Jiang Chen felt too uncomfortable under Song Qizhao's direct gaze. Hearing this, he immediately got up from the sofa, patted the empty sofa, and said boldly: "Speak, boss, I'll listen to you!" .”

Song Qizhao sat on the sofa and pondered for a while, and under Jiang Chen's expectant eyes, he said, "I have to kill my wife."