God always wants to bend me

Although there was a lot of commotion in the group, Jiang Chen also saw the group news after Zhao Qi reminded him, but compared to the previous attitude of denying him and Song Qizhao when he and Song Qizhao were mentioned, Jiang Chen's reaction after seeing the news this time was similar to that of Zhao Qi. It seems too calm.

Zhao Qi thought that Jiang Chen was so tired of being misunderstood that he didn't even want to defend himself, and after thinking about it, he comforted him: "No, Cheng Zi, don't take these words to heart, everyone is just joking around now Yes, just wait a few days, think about it when you had a good relationship with former boss Song Qiyao, they also said that."

Zhao Qi and Jiang Chen are familiar, in his opinion, it is impossible for Jiang Chen to like men, the orange in his heart has always been the bastard who likes cute girls with big breasts.

Jiang Chen listlessly lay down on the table and responded lightly, but didn't say much.

Now he is not worried at all about the rumors about him and Song Qizhao, all he is worried about now is that he may be bent by Song Qizhao, and the person who bent him doesn't like him yet.

"Brother Zhao, if you like someone, but that person doesn't like you, what should you do?" Jiang Chen asked Zhao Qi in a muffled voice while lying on the table.

As soon as Zhao Qi heard this question, he slid his chair towards Jiang Chen's side, and asked with gossip in his eyes: "What? You have someone you like?"

Jiang Chen was silent for a few seconds, then said out loud in frustration: "It's sort of, but he doesn't like me."

"Damn it! No way! With your conditions, he can't even see you?" Zhao Qi patted Jiang Chen, watched him touch his chin and analyzed: "Generally, the girl who sees you for the first time should have no reason I won't be tempted by you, unless the person you like is an acquaintance, right?"

Jiang Chen didn't deny it, and verified Zhao Qi's guess in a disguised form.

Zhao Qi thought for a while and said, "Hey, brother, in your situation, there is only one way to catch up with your wife."

Jiang Chen got up from the table as soon as he heard it, looked at Zhao Qi with sparkling eyes and said, "Brother Zhao, what can you do?"

"Spoil, roll and cry, pretend to be cute and playful." Zhao Qi paused for a while after finishing speaking, and then briefly summed up: "I want you to stalk her."

"As the saying goes, women are afraid of cuddling their husbands, so cling to her when the time comes! Keep her in the end and take her down."

Jiang Chen: ...

The set of strategies Zhao Qi mentioned should still be useful for ordinary girls, because girls are soft-hearted, and they will always agree to pester them a few more times.

But the person Jiang Chen fell in love with, Song Qizhao, was a noble and glamorous immortal who could freeze to death if his face was cold.

Now Jiang Chen couldn't stop thinking in his heart, if he stalked Song Qizhao, would he be hacked by Song Qizhao or kicked to death by Song Qizhao?

"Chengzi Chengzi, do you have a photo of the girl you fancy? Show me, brother will check for you." Zhao Qi raised his eyebrows and said to Jiang Chen with a smile.

Jiang Chen's eyes flickered, "No, I don't have his photo."

"Then what does she look like?" Zhao Qi asked again.

He really wanted to know this, he was particularly curious about what kind of fairy the girl who could seduce Jiang Chen's heart looked like.

Jiang Chen thought about it seriously for a long time, and then a sentence popped out of his mouth: "He is a little fairy."

Zhao Qi:! ! !I really want to see you! ! !

The two discussed for a long time and Jiang Chen couldn't find anything useful from Zhao Qi's strategies. It wasn't that Zhao Qi's strategies were not good, but that all the strategies Zhao Qi said were aimed at girls, and Jiang Chen couldn't tell Zhao Qi that he liked them. People are their big boss.

After the discussion, Zhao Qi went back to his seat to write codes, Jiang Chen stared at the computer in a daze and then in a daze, all he could think about was Song Qizhao.

He almost saw the flowers coming from the icons on the computer. When his eyes glanced over an icon inadvertently, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and his whole body was shocked. He grabbed the mouse and clicked on the icon, and then clicked The search box on the new page popped up, and when I put my fingers on the keyboard, I started typing.

[Excuse me, how can I catch up with the person I like? ]

What Jiang Chen clicked on was none other than Baidu.

As the saying goes: If there is a problem, find Du Niang!

The searched questions came out quickly, and there were countless answers. Jiang Chen looked at them one by one, and most of them were about using romantic tricks to propose marriage to impress girls.

The more Jiang Chen looked at it, the more he frowned. After thinking about it, he closed this small page and searched again.

[How can you break up a straight man? ]

As soon as this question came out, Jiang Chen literally opened the door to a new world.

The discussion on this question has two-sided answers. On the one hand, it is believed that straight men cannot be bent, and curvy men cannot be straight.

Jiang Chen looked over it extremely carefully, and wrote down all the words that he thought were more useful.

Thinking that he had read enough, Jiang Chen was about to close the page, but he slipped his hand and accidentally opened a post on the page asking for help.

It just so happened that the question asked for help in the help post was: [How to break up a straight male roommate, wait online!urgent! ! ! ]

After Jiang Chen saw the landlord's question, he was shocked by the hundreds of comments below.

The following are all some opinions and methods of friends who are enthusiastic about posting on the forum, Jiang Chen looked at it, and came up with an idea that he would also post on the forum for help.

As soon as he said it, Jiang Chen downloaded a Baidu post bar, and quickly registered an account.

The place where the online game posted the post was called, after Jiang Chen searched and found it, he clicked Follow and signed in, browsed the bar rules, looked at the posting format, and started editing.

——Excuse me, how can I break up a straight male boss? ! !Wait online! ! !Not in a hurry.

——Original poster: Such as the title: I want to bend my big boss, what method can I use?The big boss is usually aloof and cold, always with a paralyzed face.The process of meeting and getting to know the big boss was a bit bloody and shameless... In fact, the host was also a straight man before, but I didn’t know when he turned to qaq. Now I just want to break the big boss and successfully embrace him Into the bosom, a double harvest in love and career, reaching the pinnacle of life.Is there any better way to ask brothers and sisters than to ask?Please tell me please tell me! ! ! !

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