God always wants to bend me

[The man with the horse]: Old man, do you think that if I really sleep him, will he make me responsible?

Jiang Chen humbly asked the old man for advice.

[The old man is over [-] years old]: Cheng Zi, I think so, the strongman is dangerous, you must be cautious, what if you force someone else and they won't let you be responsible, what if they sue you instead?

Jiang Chen: ...

[The old man is over sixty years old]: This is going to be a prison sentence!

Jiang Chen asked the old man a lot of treasures on chasing wives for advice, but he didn't learn anything useful. It's not that what the old man told him was useless, but he felt that those methods were not suitable for Song Qizhao.

[The old man is over sixty years old]: Chengzi, you are attacking, right?

Jiang Chen looked at the question sent by the old man, and went back without hesitation for a second.

[The man with the horse]: Yes, I am Gong.

[Grandpa, I'm over sixty years old]: Then it's easy to handle, Xiaoshou is usually soft and cute, just like my grandson-in-law, looking cute and painful.In short, you can prepare whatever he likes, and you also need to understand romance, such as singing love songs downstairs in the middle of the night, waiting for him at his door before dawn, writing a small love poem from time to time, sending a rose, buying a small Gifts and the like, tenderness offensive biubiubiu～

[The man with the horse]: ... old man, is this useful?

Jiang Chen always felt that this method was not very reliable, not to mention writing love poems, sending flowers, buying gifts, etc., if he just sang a love song with a loudspeaker, he would probably be blasted out by Song Qizhao before he could speak.

Jiang Chen didn't wait for the old man to reply, and immediately sent another message.

[The man who sets the horse]: Old man, has your grandson used these methods on his wife?What was the result?

[Grandpa, I’m over sixty years old]: My brat is just a lump of elm. He never sings love songs or writes love poems. I let him chase him until now and there is still no sign of him. I am so angry that I want to teach him a lesson when I see him now, and give him a class called "Thirty-six Styles of Liao Han".

Jiang Chen felt more and more that the old man was unreliable.

[The man who sets the horse]: Old man, thank you for your various methods, I thought about it, ahem...let's take it slowly...step by step...

[Grandpa, I’m over sixty years of age] Chengzi, in fact, Grandpa has a quick, effective and practical method, do you want to listen to it?

[The man with the horse]: What, what, what?is that useful? ? ?

[Grandpa, I am over sixty years old]: Grandpa, I have read a super sweet Tanmei novel during this period of time. The plots in it are very good, and the author's writing is also very exciting. My open-minded family supported me and went through all kinds of things to get their parents' consent.

Jiang Chen was really a little confused when he saw this passage.

[The man with the horse]: Old man, does this have something to do with the method you said? π_π

[The old man is over [-] years old]: Oh, don't interrupt, I just started to tell, because the story is a little long, I have several paragraphs to tell, so you don't have to ask, just listen quietly.

Jiang Chen looked like a good student, waiting for the old man to teach.

Because the words were indeed a bit long, and the old man typed slowly, Jiang Chen basically read the previous one and waited for a minute or two before seeing the next one.

[The old man is over sixty years old]: The story is like this: Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou are childhood sweethearts in the novel, Xiao Gong has been secretly in love with Xiao Shou for many years, but Xiao Shou's EQ is extremely low, no matter how Xiao Gong hints at him, he doesn't understand.

[The old man is over sixty years old]: Even Xiao Shou had a girlfriend when he was in junior high school. Xiao Gong had to endure the two showing their affection every day, and was almost abused into dog meat.

[Grandpa, I'm over sixty years old]: Xiao Gong was very sad, but there was nothing he could do about it, until one day, when he was in the bathroom of the dormitory thinking about Xiao Shou taking a shower and jerking off, Xiao Shou happened to come back.

Jiang Chen originally thought this story was quite boring, but when he saw this new passage from the old man, he became so excited as if he had been pumped, and he couldn't hold back and sent a message back to the old man.

[The man with the horse]: Old man!Father!Did Xiao Gong ejaculate directly when he saw Xiao Shou's figure? ! !

[The old man is over sixty years old] No.

[The man with the horse]: Could it be that Xiao Gong saw that Xiao Shou couldn't control him, so he just gave him a fuck? ! ! !

[The old man is over sixty years old] No.

[The man with the horse]: If you don't masturbate, you don't fuck... Then what else can you do, it can't be that Xiao Shou wants to help Xiao Gong with a pistol on a whim, right?

[The old man is over [-] years old]: Yes, that's right, it should be said that the two of them handjobed each other.

Jiang Chen: ...

This story is pretty bloody.

[The man with the horse]: Old man, so what do you mean by this? ? ?

[Grandpa, I’m over sixty years old]: I haven’t finished talking yet, the first time, there will be the second time, and the second time, there will be many times. From the beginning, Xiao Shou took the pistol for the small attack, and finally got attacked by the small attack later. Bend it and eat it.

[The old man is over [-] years old]: What I mean by this is that you can intentionally or unintentionally handjob and be caught by him, and then ask him to help you, and then come a few more times, slowly seduce him, and subtly bend him.

Looking at the old man's words, Jiang Chen was enlightened instantly.

[The man with the horse]: Old man, what a trick!

……

Jiang Chen got a good idea, and played the game happily.The old man returned to the gang channel and continued to chat with everyone.

Thinking of the fact that Jiang Chen had someone he liked, and thinking of Emperor Zhao who had a love for Jiang Chen, the old man couldn't control his desire to make trouble.

The old man arrogantly ran to look for Emperor Zhao on his own initiative, and told Emperor Zhao a lot about Jiang Chen's feelings, but in the end...

He didn't live for three seconds all day.

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The rain stopped at noon on the third day, and it took nearly three days for the weather to clear up slightly. Jiang Chen and Wang Wei also stayed in H City for three days.

Originally, they planned to wait until the morning of the fourth day before going back. Unexpectedly, something happened suddenly at Wang Wei's house, and the two hurried back after [-] o'clock in the evening.

The road was muddy, and the drive took more than half an hour longer than when we came.

As soon as he arrived in City B, Jiang Chen got out of the car and asked Wang Wei to go home quickly. He took a taxi to go home by himself, but in the middle of the journey, he asked the driver to turn around and go to the company's apartment.

He didn't tell Song Qizhao the news of his return, nor did he know if Song Qizhao was there, but he opened the door of the apartment and the light in the living room was on.

Jiang Chen guessed that Song Qizhao should be in the bedroom, he threw his luggage and walked to the bathroom.

After holding back all the way, it can finally be solved.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Chen hurriedly pushed open the door of the bathroom, and saw Song Qizhao standing naked under the shower head with his head slightly raised, with one hand stroking his lower abdomen quickly.

Jiang Chen: ...